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Shock Trooper
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Profile #50
In which way did I copy you? :confused:

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If you listen to LakiRa@ all will go well!
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Lifecrafter
Member # 7557
Profile #51
They'll NEVER take me alive! [Brandishes Staff]

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"I must admit, killing mortals is much easier then killing demons. If you remove a demon's head, all you end up with is something that tries to bite your ankles." -Valen
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Posts: 942 | Registered: Sunday, October 8 2006 07:00
Councilor
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Ah, but that relies on the assumption that they want you alive. :P

Dikiyoba.

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Posts: 4346 | Registered: Friday, December 23 2005 08:00
? Man, ? Amazing
Member # 5755
Profile #53
quote:
Originally written by Dikiyoba:

Ah, but that relies on the assumption that they want you at all. :P

Dikiyoba.

FYT

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Vogel - "10% off on all of [our] products for the month of October. ... this discount applies to games, CDs, bundles, and even already discounted products."

Synergy, et al - "I don't get it."

Thralni - "a lot of people are ... too weird to be trusted"
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Infiltrator
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Profile #54
Yes, they need to want you alive first.

Anybody want some ornk meat and guacamole? I have too much.

How did they make gazerskin boots? Wouldn't they have tentacles all over them?

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Let's all just shape gazers and hope it goes away.

I make guacamole at work
Posts: 454 | Registered: Monday, August 20 2007 07:00
Electric Sheep One
Member # 3431
Profile #55
How do you know tentacles on shoes are a bad thing? At the rate they're going, I expect Nike to come out with a line of tentacle sneakers any day.

[ Friday, October 19, 2007 14:20: Message edited by: Student of Trinity ]

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We're not doing cool. We're doing pretty.
Posts: 3335 | Registered: Thursday, September 4 2003 07:00
? Man, ? Amazing
Member # 5755
Profile #56
Ambulatory velcro.

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Vogel - "10% off on all of [our] products for the month of October. ... this discount applies to games, CDs, bundles, and even already discounted products."

Synergy, et al - "I don't get it."

Thralni - "a lot of people are ... too weird to be trusted"
Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Infiltrator
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Profile #57
Ha! Shoes that velcro themselves! Let's become even more lazy! But seriously, I think tentacled shoes won't be in fashion for at least another year or so.

I still have extra ornk meat and guacamole, anybody want?

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Let's all just shape gazers and hope it goes away.

I make guacamole at work
Posts: 454 | Registered: Monday, August 20 2007 07:00
Infiltrator
Member # 5567
Profile Homepage #58
At least the eyes on the ends of the tentacles would stop us walking on that bit of dog dung on the pavement.

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Posts: 576 | Registered: Wednesday, March 2 2005 08:00
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Are these tentacles trained to pick burrs and cheatgrass out of socks? Because if they are, Dikiyoba wants a pair.

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Posts: 4346 | Registered: Friday, December 23 2005 08:00
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Profile #60
I thought they would be inanimate now, seeing as the brain is no longer in the skin.

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Let's all just shape gazers and hope it goes away.

I make guacamole at work
Posts: 454 | Registered: Monday, August 20 2007 07:00
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Profile #61
Tentacles tend to react even after they are severed from the torso of a squid/octopus. Not forever, as that would be a bit too Lovecraftian, but for a while. Similarly, a severed shark head will still bite if something is placed in its mouth. Fun party trick, best demonstrated with a piece of wood that you don't need for a while.

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Vogel - "10% off on all of [our] products for the month of October. ... this discount applies to games, CDs, bundles, and even already discounted products."

Synergy, et al - "I don't get it."

Thralni - "a lot of people are ... too weird to be trusted"
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Councilor
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Profile Homepage #62
Really, a bit of magic is all it would take to keep those tentacles active. Of course, it would make the sneakers quite expensive, but if they're fashionable enough, price won't be an object.

Dikiyoba.

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Posts: 4346 | Registered: Friday, December 23 2005 08:00
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Profile #63
Who cares about fashion, as long as you don't stand out a ridiculous amount.

Salmon have you actually cut off a shark's head and stuck a piece of wood in it at a party?

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Let's all just shape gazers and hope it goes away.

I make guacamole at work
Posts: 454 | Registered: Monday, August 20 2007 07:00
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Profile #64
quote:
Originally written by The Ratt:

Salmon have you actually cut off a shark's head and stuck a piece of wood in it at a party?
Yes.

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Vogel - "10% off on all of [our] products for the month of October. ... this discount applies to games, CDs, bundles, and even already discounted products."

Synergy, et al - "I don't get it."

Thralni - "a lot of people are ... too weird to be trusted"
Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Infiltrator
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Profile #65
:eek: Wow, I wish I could do that.

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Let's all just shape gazers and hope it goes away.

I make guacamole at work
Posts: 454 | Registered: Monday, August 20 2007 07:00
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Profile #66
Catch a shark. Buy a knife. Pick up a piece of wood.

It really is pretty simple, once you figure out how to not get bit.

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Vogel - "10% off on all of [our] products for the month of October. ... this discount applies to games, CDs, bundles, and even already discounted products."

Synergy, et al - "I don't get it."

Thralni - "a lot of people are ... too weird to be trusted"
Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Shaper
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How would you like it if a shark cut off your head and stuffed wood in your gob to impress it's mates? Huh? Huh? :P
Posts: 2864 | Registered: Monday, September 8 2003 07:00
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Profile #68
Tasty, tasty murder...

I'm sure the sharks are plotting my demise. There is currently a great white hanging off the coast and it is getting a bit punchy. About a week ago it took a bit out of a seal and all they found was the head and tail. The sea lion fared better, with just a bite out of its flank. In both cases, the shark was going after meaty (delicious) fish eaters. Coincidence? I think not.

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Vogel - "10% off on all of [our] products for the month of October. ... this discount applies to games, CDs, bundles, and even already discounted products."

Synergy, et al - "I don't get it."

Thralni - "a lot of people are ... too weird to be trusted"
Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00

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