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Displayed name	Jumpin Salmon
Member number	5755
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Day Tripper in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Tuesday, December 4 2007 18:12 Profile #2 After seeing this video, my day got a lot better. Hotel guests -------------------- Synergy, et al - "I don't get it." Thralni - "a lot of people are ... too weird to be trusted" Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Mental training in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Monday, December 3 2007 12:44 Profile #41 Freud, popularity notwithstanding, knew from an early point in his career that sex sells. Hardly a surprising focus for his career, and many others have followed in his footsteps. I daresay there are many other parts of the subconscious that get short shift as a result. -------------------- Synergy, et al - "I don't get it." Thralni - "a lot of people are ... too weird to be trusted" Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Mental training in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Monday, December 3 2007 00:19 Profile #34 Alex - I have no clue what you are trying to do, but ef seems to have some clue. You would do well to listen to her. I don't need to have my news stations start talking about the weird kid from Utah who bends soccer balls like Bucky. -------------------- Synergy, et al - "I don't get it." Thralni - "a lot of people are ... too weird to be trusted" Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Meadows of Heaven in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Sunday, December 2 2007 16:00 Profile #26 -------------------- Synergy, et al - "I don't get it." Thralni - "a lot of people are ... too weird to be trusted" Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Meadows of Heaven in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Sunday, December 2 2007 13:30 Profile #24 1. What was the last song you listened to? Whatever Aguilera sang on SNL last night 2. What was the last song / album you bought? No clue. It would have been years ago 3. What is your favorite song? Don't 4. What is your favorite record album? Don't 5. What song do you think has the best music? Don't 6. What song do you think has the best lyrics? Don't 7. Who is your favorite composer? None 8. Who is your favorite lyricist? None 9. Who is your favorite performing artist? Pink Floyd, but that was in the 70's and 80's. 10. Is there any song that has ever just hit you like a brick? What was it, and why? HAH. No, not really. 11. What is that one song that you just can't stand? Any soft rock. 12. What artist do you absolutely hate? Conchords 13. If a group of SpiderWebbers got together to start a band, who would be in it, and what genre would they perform? It would be called the Memes and it would be regressive self-referential jazz. -------------------- Synergy, et al - "I don't get it." Thralni - "a lot of people are ... too weird to be trusted" Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Mental training in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Sunday, December 2 2007 13:20 Profile #23 quote: Originally written by Najosz Thjsza Kjras: We are a beautiful architecture of chemicals, nothing more, and anyone who tries to convince you otherwise is a fool or a liar. Yet, your personal vat of chemicals chose this topic of conversation as worthy of a response, and then created that response based on memories in that vat which predispose you to pick that response out of so many possibilities, including those picked by Aran, SoT, Slarty, and Alex. How ... unique. -------------------- Synergy, et al - "I don't get it." Thralni - "a lot of people are ... too weird to be trusted" Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Episode 4: Spiderweb Reloaded. Something like that anyway. in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Sunday, December 2 2007 01:11 Profile #367 -------------------- Synergy, et al - "I don't get it." Argon - "I'm at a loss for words..." Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Iffy scripting problems in Blades of Avernum
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Saturday, December 1 2007 13:48 Profile #5 Does it matter that the first character in either snippet of code is a space? -------------------- Synergy, et al - "I don't get it." Thralni - "a lot of people are ... too weird to be trusted" Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Endeavour in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Saturday, December 1 2007 13:41 Profile #48 quote: Originally written by Najosz Thjsza Kjras: Basically, this is everything I've been trying to warn people that SW is. It's not just SSMB, and you know it. This is the future, here and now. Welcome. -------------------- Synergy, et al - "I don't get it." Thralni - "a lot of people are ... too weird to be trusted" Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
becomes violently ill, vomits profusely in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Wednesday, November 28 2007 21:25 Profile #6 Yeah I was already aware of the issues with Facebook, and the connections between it and everything. The thing is, there are only a handful of men and women that sit on the BoD of the Fortune 500. I mean, one guy might sit on 10 or more boards of different companies. That is just how it works. It didn't surprise me at all, and it shouldn't surprise you, that the US government is interested in technologies that gather information and analyze it. If the CIA is going to use this technology to break up terrorist/counterfeit/drug networks without endangering agents that currently have to infiltrate them, I'll sign right up. I'll tell them how I network, and gladly volunteer that test data. Because they aren't monitoring you, or me, or even Alorael. Yeah, he's on facebook too. They are analyzing how we interact even after we establish friendships. They are analyzing the tools we plug in to our page to see how networks can function. This gives them levels of analysis based on hundreds of thousands of iterations, using real people. So freak out, be paranoid, and protect your private information from people you don't want it seen by. But relax about the Feds. We are already citizens, and there are really no chances that there is going to be any kind of non-parliamentary overthrow of our government any time soon. There is no threat. And lay off the partisan politics. Please. There are enough things that divide us already without adding that to the mix. How about we concentrate on that which joins us together. Wouldn't that be nice? -------------------- Synergy, et al - "I don't get it." Thralni - "a lot of people are ... too weird to be trusted" Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
A lot of game ready character models are on sale (50% off) in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Wednesday, November 28 2007 19:28 Profile #6 quote: Originally written by Andraste: sigh why do fantasy females have to have huge boobs and wear the most impractical armor known to man? Don't answer that question. But the armor on the first male is pretty awesome, I must say. IBTL. And ruin the fantasies of tweenage dndorks everywhere? The honest truth is that all fantasy females have huge boobs. That's how it is. -------------------- Synergy, et al - "I don't get it." Thralni - "a lot of people are ... too weird to be trusted" Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Eat It! in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Wednesday, November 28 2007 16:57 Profile #1 Fast food is crap. I never eat it. That said, purely from an emotional standpoint, the original Burger King in Illinois would have to be my favorite. Their lawyer only trademarked the name in-state, which is why the other BK is the multi-national. -------------------- Synergy, et al - "I don't get it." Thralni - "a lot of people are ... too weird to be trusted" Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
The Abominal Desktop Thread Continued: A New Abomination in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Wednesday, November 28 2007 16:39 Profile #43 quote: Originally written by Excalibur: Meh. Movies aren't produced with the same quality as they used to. Exactly. Currently they are of much higher quality. The scripts are about the same. Some excellent, some good, and a lot of junk. It's just with the older movies, well, they don't re-release the junk so there is a perception that old=good. -------------------- Synergy, et al - "I don't get it." Thralni - "a lot of people are ... too weird to be trusted" Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
I'm back in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Wednesday, November 28 2007 09:42 Profile #46 Oh howaboutnot. :rolleyes: If you don't care for what someone is saying, then ignore it. If it seems like gibberish, ignore it. Remember what they say about feeding the trolls? Well, if the mods figure that Nija is being a detriment they will take action. Otherwise, the only action you can take is to ignore him. -------------------- Synergy, et al - "I don't get it." Thralni - "a lot of people are ... too weird to be trusted" Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
I'm back in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Wednesday, November 28 2007 07:51 Profile #39 I'm sure the direction this conversation is taking is a great advance for Vogel's business model. Forum based discourse with a human based system with the conversational aptitude of iGod. How nouveau. If only they could update the software to include some sort of emotional response. -------------------- Synergy, et al - "I don't get it." Thralni - "a lot of people are ... too weird to be trusted" Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Endeavour in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Wednesday, November 28 2007 00:00 Profile #29 Especially when the urine is actually apple juice. Then it is only shock value, and some tasty apple juice. -------------------- Synergy, et al - "I don't get it." Thralni - "a lot of people are ... too weird to be trusted" Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
The New World in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Tuesday, November 27 2007 18:54 Profile #4 I think it would be funny if he released the finals in both Geneforge and Avernum and then, after a suitable pause to work out the bugs, dropped the forums completely. Unexplained absence would only heighten the anticipation for his next stage. -------------------- Synergy, et al - "I don't get it." Thralni - "a lot of people are ... too weird to be trusted" Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
The Abominal Desktop Thread Continued: A New Abomination in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Monday, November 26 2007 01:05 Profile #24 quote: Originally written by Kelandon: My desktop alternates among various pictures of Michelle Trachtenberg. And I'm not ashamed of that. Yeah. Makes my eclipse picture seem kinda lame. -------------------- Synergy, et al - "I don't get it." Thralni - "a lot of people are ... too weird to be trusted" Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
I'm back in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Sunday, November 25 2007 22:35 Profile #12 I think most of the recent blow-ups have been provoked. Those from early '06 were mostly self-induced. -------------------- Synergy, et al - "I don't get it." Thralni - "a lot of people are ... too weird to be trusted" Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
The Abominal Desktop Thread Continued: A New Abomination in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Sunday, November 25 2007 16:27 Profile #16 I'll go ahead and insult Mac Classic, since I haven't yet seen it done in this thread, and it needs to be made whole. Mac Classic is a big jerk. There. That feels better. -------------------- Synergy, et al - "I don't get it." Thralni - "a lot of people are ... too weird to be trusted" Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Tank Cat! in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Sunday, November 25 2007 13:58 Profile #39 quote: Originally written by Excalibur: Imagine how these discussions would change if someone was an advocate of PETA. Yikes Um. They're anthomorphizing pictures of cats. How would PETA care about this? I mean, I suppose an idiot advocate might get their feathers in a bunch, but honestly there is nothing here that suggests that animals are treated unethically. If anything, by humanizing them, this may lead to more ethical treatment. -------------------- Synergy, et al - "I don't get it." Thralni - "a lot of people are ... too weird to be trusted" Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Episode Three. Can't find damn link! in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Sunday, November 25 2007 13:54 Profile #8 quote: Originally written by Arancaytar: They called them IDA at our high-school. Which implies there is an appropriate display of affection too. Hugs? There are many. It is all situation dependent. This one was correctly identified as inappropriate. But yeah, the list of appropriate displays is much longer than that of inappropriate displays, which is why they are usually noted as such. We could do pictures? -------------------- Synergy, et al - "I don't get it." Thralni - "a lot of people are ... too weird to be trusted" Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Episode Three. Can't find damn link! in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Sunday, November 25 2007 11:24 Profile #5 quote: Originally written by Shard of Fire: Well, that should teach you to never answer a question. EVAR! -------------------- Synergy, et al - "I don't get it." Thralni - "a lot of people are ... too weird to be trusted" Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
The Abominal Desktop Thread Continued: A New Abomination in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Sunday, November 25 2007 11:13 Profile #10 Heh. I tidied up my desktop just, um, about 2 minutes after seeing this infernal topic. Not sure if I'll do the picture thing, but I'll tell you all that it is a picture of the sun and the moon. -------------------- Synergy, et al - "I don't get it." Thralni - "a lot of people are ... too weird to be trusted" Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
The Continuing Story of Spiderweb Software in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Saturday, November 24 2007 19:38 Profile #44 quote: Originally written by Shard of Fire: quote: Originally written by Jumpin' Salmon: 1. Shard of Fire, because it wouldn't take effort and she seems like a fun person. That's cool, but if my parents knew I was meeting a man I met on the Internet... Yeah, nothing meant by it. I'm sure my wife would wonder too. Which brings up a whole different thing. What do people actually talk about when they meet? I know Marlenny has met a few of us, and currently there is a little meetup going on in Tempe, so perhaps they can shed some light. I've met folks before that I had met on the intarwebs, and we didn't end up being all awkward, but I don't know if that is normal or not. So, anyone? -------------------- Synergy, et al - "I don't get it." Thralni - "a lot of people are ... too weird to be trusted" Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00

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