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2008! in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Tuesday, January 1 2008 13:07 Profile #38 quote: Originally written by Funkadelic: quote: Originally written by It hates Iffy: quote: This is harldy surprising. :P Harldy? :P Being pwned by Iffy is not a good thing. :P And yeah, I saw the new year in alone too. Not nice, but at least ir didn't cost too much for a round. I wouldn't think that a simple spelling correction would be grounds for a :P and pwnage. Not only would it be onerous on the typist, it would make commentators vulnerable as well. No one wants to see that. -------------------- Synergy, et al - "I don't get it." Argon - "I'm at a loss for words..." Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Strange terrain behaviour in the outdoors in Blades of Avernum Editor
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Tuesday, January 1 2008 11:53 Profile #3 Did you set any offsets in the scendata script? -------------------- Synergy, et al - "I don't get it." Argon - "I'm at a loss for words..." Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
2008! in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Tuesday, January 1 2008 11:30 Profile #35 I have to admire Dick Clark. That guy has been all about personal appearance for 25 years, so it must have taken a tremendous amount of courage to appear after enduring a stroke and losing partial muscle control. -------------------- Synergy, et al - "I don't get it." Argon - "I'm at a loss for words..." Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
When bullying goes galactic.. in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Tuesday, January 1 2008 11:15 Profile #37 quote: Originally written by Student of Trinity: quote: Originally written by Jumpin' Salmon: I keep all my photons in a bag. No, those are your gluons. I should have bought the extended warranty. -------------------- Synergy, et al - "I don't get it." Argon - "I'm at a loss for words..." Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Episode 4: Spiderweb Reloaded. Something like that anyway. in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Monday, December 31 2007 22:12 Profile #544 quote: Originally written by The Ratt: His post just was not very clear. He is a teenage girl. Now with an identity complex. Nice job hoser. -------------------- Synergy, et al - "I don't get it." Argon - "I'm at a loss for words..." Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
2008! in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Monday, December 31 2007 22:05 Profile #14 We lit off fireworks. They offered poor competition to those of our neighbors. I had hoped to scare some snow off the trees, but the reports didn't work. Good time anyhow. The ABC schtick is getting a bit old now. Especially since everything ties in with cross promotions. Bleagh. Yikes! 50 minutes to go, I better take off my pants and hope for a trophy. -------------------- Synergy, et al - "I don't get it." Argon - "I'm at a loss for words..." Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
When bullying goes galactic.. in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Monday, December 31 2007 18:43 Profile #33 I keep all my photons in a bag. I sometimes take them out to play with, but when I'm done, back in the bag they go. -------------------- Synergy, et al - "I don't get it." Thralni - "a lot of people are ... too weird to be trusted" Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Bipolar in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Monday, December 31 2007 13:24 Profile #130 quote: Originally written by Alorael: ... scientists are pretty good at determining what is and what is not science. Or, according to some, it's science precisely because it's what the scientists have claimed. Most scientists that I know are more eager to detail what they don't know, rather than what they do know. The resulting eagerness to explore, explain, and quantify the unknown is their hallmark. -------------------- Synergy, et al - "I don't get it." Thralni - "a lot of people are ... too weird to be trusted" Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Episode 4: Spiderweb Reloaded. Something like that anyway. in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Monday, December 31 2007 09:41 Profile #534 Practicing, using tumbleweed at 80mph as zombie stand-ins. Assumptions are that zombie will move more slowly than tumbleweed in a 40mph crosswind. Testing ground: Eastern Washington State. -------------------- Synergy, et al - "I don't get it." Argon - "I'm at a loss for words..." Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Episode 4: Spiderweb Reloaded. Something like that anyway. in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Sunday, December 30 2007 22:46 Profile #529 quote: Originally written by Dikiyoba: [Edit: Salmon's post was invisible. Now it's not. That is all.] Dikiyoba. Just in case there is a question, Dikiyoba is not some freakin' sauceress who can make things appear out of thin air. My post was always there, and it was your weak internets which couldn't deal with its superior coding. Yeah. -------------------- Synergy, et al - "I don't get it." Argon - "I'm at a loss for words..." Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Episode 4: Spiderweb Reloaded. Something like that anyway. in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Sunday, December 30 2007 21:21 Profile #527 quote: Originally written by The Ratt: On what, Avernum? Or some other awesome rpg you're not telling us about? Oh, it's awesome all right. -------------------- Synergy, et al - "I don't get it." Argon - "I'm at a loss for words..." Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Episode 4: Spiderweb Reloaded. Something like that anyway. in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Sunday, December 30 2007 19:41 Profile #525 It's that damn Russian accent. Time to go do some zombie stomping. -------------------- Synergy, et al - "I don't get it." Argon - "I'm at a loss for words..." Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Who Killed General? in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Sunday, December 30 2007 19:30 Profile #47 Meh. Kelso was cool. ET is just a poseur. -------------------- Synergy, et al - "I don't get it." Thralni - "a lot of people are ... too weird to be trusted" Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Who Killed General? in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Sunday, December 30 2007 17:49 Profile #44 Huh. It seems nothing of interest has happened in my absence. -------------------- Synergy, et al - "I don't get it." Thralni - "a lot of people are ... too weird to be trusted" Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Omaha Mall Shooting in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Saturday, December 22 2007 01:02 Profile #446 quote: Originally written by Stillness: some people are still attacking my faith and what they suppose is my position on whether or not the government should recognize same-sex marriage. Okay, so some people are attacking your faith. Most people aren't. If anything, they are suspicious that your personal ethos denies equality to homosexuals. Is this correct, or incorrect? Does the Jehovah Witness faith allow for homosexuality? Would a JW minister solemnize a union between two men or two women of your faith? -------------------- Synergy, et al - "I don't get it." Thralni - "a lot of people are ... too weird to be trusted" Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Den Haag in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Friday, December 21 2007 23:38 Profile #2 This notion of ultimate executive power has certainly backfired. It used to be that people automatically respected authority, and with good reason. Those in charge commanded respect through their demeanor and actions. But Bush screwed that up. I have to say that my default reaction is now one of suspicion, rather than respect. I suspect police, armed forces, public officials. They have suffered due to the abuses that start at the top of the pyramid. Now, I wouldn't so hastily condemn by association, except that Bush's faults have been seen as assets by other "authority" figures and emulated to some degree. I watched on the news tonight about some woman that got tasered by a cop. Apparently the woman's was called by her estranged husband for a good argue. While she was yelling into the phone, she wandered away from the checkout counter, leaving her card behind. The clerk assumed the woman was scared because her card was stolen, so alerted a uniformed cop on the situation. The cop attempted to question her, but the woman tried to move away so she could continue exchanging yells, and was then dropped like a sack of potatoes. When interviewed, the chief of police was very angry, and said that people need to respect police and always do what they are told. It turned out that the credit card was fine, it just had to be run through again. The woman was arrested and charged with... resisting arrest. Buncha winnahs out there. Anyway Alec. Yeah. -------------------- Synergy, et al - "I don't get it." Thralni - "a lot of people are ... too weird to be trusted" Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Happy Birthday, Drakey! in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Friday, December 21 2007 00:33 Profile #3 Caresses for Drakey! Eight is such a magical time of discovery. :P -------------------- Synergy, et al - "I don't get it." Thralni - "a lot of people are ... too weird to be trusted" Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Omaha Mall Shooting in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Thursday, December 20 2007 22:26 Profile #439 quote: Originally written by Stillness: If I'm not getting your point, it's because I'm not getting answer to key questions. Answer this please: quote: Originally written by Stillness: Why did the government create benefits for married couples? Why not just say, "Hey, if your wife doesn't want to work, that's your problem"? Just saying it's a cultural norm leaves much to be desired in the way of an answer. I'm not a political historian. I can't step into the collective mind of dead law-makers to inquire as to the reasoning behind a decision. If I had to guess, it would be that many blue collar workers in the industrialized northern states were concerned that they didn't have enough money to properly raise a family. No form of childcare existed then, beyond that available through the use of family members, so it was only childless couples that could gain two incomes. And then only until the first pregnancy was coming to term. Upon watching their income cut in half, and having a relatively high proportion taken as taxes, they complained to their representatives. Politicians likely haven't changed, and if that is any guide, they would have jumped at the chance to "cut taxes to save the working class family," much like is done today (if you substitute "rich" for "working class.") For example, if Joe and Mary earned 35k and 20k, and paid taxes of 8750 and 5000, They still had 41,250. Now Mary gets pregnant, and suddenly the income is cut to 35000, with 8,750 in taxes removed, leaving 26,250. This is a 15,000 reduction, and that 26,250 has to feed, shelter, and cloth at least 2 people. The taxation change let Joe and Mary keep more of that 35,000, which in turn put more food on the table, kept money circulating in the economy, and reduced stress on the family. Not worrying about every penny allowed Joe and Mary to better themselves education, gave them free time to maintain relationships in the community, and created happier people. So, now it's your turn to again ignore an answer to your question. If you have a problem with this answer, it is because you are providing a question that doesn't match what you are pondering in your head. Try to rephrase it so that you are more clearly understood, remembering that none of us can speak for people that are dead. -------------------- Synergy, et al - "I don't get it." Thralni - "a lot of people are ... too weird to be trusted" Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Omaha Mall Shooting in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Thursday, December 20 2007 20:16 Profile #436 quote: Originally written by Stillness: quote: Originally written by Kelandon: You haven't given any reason — ever — for the government to favor same-sex couples that holds up to rigorous scrutiny. They think it’s good for society. That’s it. Like it or not. As I said before, the development zone could be a colossal failure in ten years. But the city has the right to try if they have calculated it will produce. If someone thinks the zone should be expanded, then the onus is on them to make a case for it. My argument is not that the government should favor hetero pairing, but that the position for other unions being favored in the same way is flawed as it is often presented. All the same I did give a list of benefits to society. I think they do show that marriage in its current form is worthwhile. The burden of proof is on you, not me. What happened to the single income household? Or have you established a new generation of sweatshops to supplant the 21st century education system? You really need to lose this line of argument. The government is not saying what you think it is saying. We have told you that, in many different ways, many different times. I wish there was some sort of voice relay that could be used, but just know that right now I'm typing slowly and loudly so that you can understand me. -------------------- Synergy, et al - "I don't get it." Thralni - "a lot of people are ... too weird to be trusted" Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Dikiyoba Seeks to Flaunt the Meaningless Approbation of Dikiyoba's Fellows in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Thursday, December 20 2007 18:50 Profile #28 quote: Originally written by Dikiyoba: (Edit: Dikiyoba wins, Salmon. :P ) [ Thursday, December 20, 2007 18:51: Message edited by: Jumpin' Salmon ] -------------------- Synergy, et al - "I don't get it." Thralni - "a lot of people are ... too weird to be trusted" Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Dikiyoba Seeks to Flaunt the Meaningless Approbation of Dikiyoba's Fellows in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Thursday, December 20 2007 01:21 Profile #21 quote: Originally written by Najosz Thjsza Kjras: Fun fact: any response but the following to ET is basically a failure on the respondant's part. Take it in mind. quote: Originally written by Emperor Tullegolar: Stuffs and things. Nobody likes a gimmick. Yeah. Diki laughed first though. Apparently she expected better from me. I'll, umm, forget next time too. ;) -------------------- Synergy, et al - "I don't get it." Thralni - "a lot of people are ... too weird to be trusted" Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
You did it for the lulz! in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Thursday, December 20 2007 00:39 Profile #23 Congratulations. Edit - On the marriage part. Nothing spectacular about discovering or worshiping the one true god. [ Thursday, December 20, 2007 00:43: Message edited by: Jumpin' Salmon ] -------------------- Synergy, et al - "I don't get it." Thralni - "a lot of people are ... too weird to be trusted" Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Dikiyoba Seeks to Flaunt the Meaningless Approbation of Dikiyoba's Fellows in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Wednesday, December 19 2007 20:57 Profile #19 quote: Originally written by Emperor Tullegolar: I am the Emperor! I am no lackey! Think, what do all those people have in common? What might that have to do with Diki's milestone? Hah! A true Emperor wouldn't deign to comment on the peasant's remarks. Oh crap. I called Diki a peasant. :eek: -------------------- Synergy, et al - "I don't get it." Thralni - "a lot of people are ... too weird to be trusted" Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Omaha Mall Shooting in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Wednesday, December 19 2007 20:08 Profile #409 quote: Originally performed by a purple dinosaur: I love you, you love me. We're a happy family. With a great big hug And a kiss from me to you, Won't you say you love me, too. I love you, you love me. We're best friends Like friends should be With a great big hug And a kiss from me to you, Won't you say you love me, too. -------------------- Synergy, et al - "I don't get it." Thralni - "a lot of people are ... too weird to be trusted" Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Omaha Mall Shooting in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Wednesday, December 19 2007 19:35 Profile #406 quote: Originally written by Kelandon: *I mean, have I really done anything that* bad? Maybe you are ultimately responsible for the fate of all those kittens... :P -------------------- Synergy, et al - "I don't get it." Thralni - "a lot of people are ... too weird to be trusted" Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00**

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