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Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey in General
Jumpin Salmon
? Man, ? Amazing
Member # 5755
 written Sunday, January 20 2008 19:35 Profile #61
quote:
Originally written by Dikiyoba:

Salmon, if this is what results from proclaiming yourself edgy, you are forbidden from doing it ever again. :P

Originally by Excalibur:

quote:
golden showers;
quote:
This just became much more disturbing.
Dikiyoba.
I'll chalk this one up to "from the mouths of babes."

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Episode 4: Spiderweb Reloaded. Something like that anyway. in General
Jumpin Salmon
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 written Sunday, January 20 2008 19:18 Profile #630
Yeah, well I'll go ahead and applaud Randomizer for his comment.

I'll be back, and there will be more hooking, and more reeling. :P

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Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey in General
Jumpin Salmon
? Man, ? Amazing
Member # 5755
 written Sunday, January 20 2008 19:12 Profile #59
quote:
Originally written by Randomizer:

You people need to get offline more. Except maybe Salmon who gets into too much trouble out there.
You make my heart sing.

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Episode 4: Spiderweb Reloaded. Something like that anyway. in General
Jumpin Salmon
? Man, ? Amazing
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 written Sunday, January 20 2008 10:14 Profile #625
quote:
Originally written by Iffy:

I don't remember saying what I said.
It's amazing how a person can miss the rain shower during the hurricane.

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Episode 4: Spiderweb Reloaded. Something like that anyway. in General
Jumpin Salmon
? Man, ? Amazing
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 written Saturday, January 19 2008 22:46 Profile #616
quote:
Originally written by Azuma:

Why are the first letters of Goldenking's, Synergy's, Nikki's, and SoT's reviews are in brackets? @_@
The original quote would have had a lower case letter, and the brackets explain the difference.

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Episode 4: Spiderweb Reloaded. Something like that anyway. in General
Jumpin Salmon
? Man, ? Amazing
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 written Saturday, January 19 2008 21:49 Profile #613
quote:
Originally written by Andraste:

Gah. Being in Diki's story is like saying "Look mom! I'm famous on the internet!" Not something that you would want to admit to everyone.
I dunno, most mothers would be scared to death that they would see their kid in a Joe Francis compilation. This seems much more palatable by comparison.

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Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey in General
Jumpin Salmon
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 written Saturday, January 19 2008 18:30 Profile #50
quote:
Originally written by Unhasty:

*slaps salmon with a sea bass*
I thought we stopped the rough stuff. :P

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Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey in General
Jumpin Salmon
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 written Saturday, January 19 2008 17:55 Profile #47
It seems that Iffy has learned something of role-playing. Let's assume it was from the Vale RP, shall we?

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Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey in General
Jumpin Salmon
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Member # 5755
 written Friday, January 18 2008 20:31 Profile #36
Yeah, I've been saying for years that today's kids are wussies, but that message hasn't been well received. I guess it is better to say that my generation was "edgier."

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Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey in General
Jumpin Salmon
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Member # 5755
 written Thursday, January 17 2008 23:36 Profile #17
quote:
[obligatory quote]
Yeah, so the bathroom sting is a little odd. Most times that sort of cop behavior involves watching a lot of legal activity (drivers) and occasionally stops the illegal. Hanging about hoping for one type of behaviour seems a bit odd, unless they had a huge backlog of complaints from that restroom. And since Larry knew he could get him some there, it seems likely that that spot is well known.

So, congrats to the cops for responding to a complaint, and congrats for not burying a case just because the guy is a Senator.

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Deathmatch Tournament -- Round Two, Part One in General
Jumpin Salmon
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Member # 5755
 written Thursday, January 17 2008 20:23 Profile #137
He also had a cat and a mother. Either one of which could explain his absence.

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Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey in General
Jumpin Salmon
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Member # 5755
 written Thursday, January 17 2008 20:19 Profile #14
All your sanity is ours?!.,;'

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Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey in General
Jumpin Salmon
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Member # 5755
 written Thursday, January 17 2008 18:50 Profile #10
quote:
Originally written by Excalibur:

I mean, some people don't want to hear that when they're relieving themselves.
I think the inverse is even more true, but that could just be me.

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Hey Nikki in Blades of Avernum
Jumpin Salmon
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Member # 5755
 written Thursday, January 17 2008 13:28 Profile #2
Nope. It's Nikki.

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Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey in General
Jumpin Salmon
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 written Wednesday, January 16 2008 21:09 Profile #2
I think it takes a big man to admit that he made a mistake.

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Illuminati strike back in General
Jumpin Salmon
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Member # 5755
 written Wednesday, January 16 2008 17:35 Profile #0
I'm not sure how they did this, perhaps time travel, but they have managed to remove yet another trace between them and the infamous da Vinci. They would have us believing that the man was simple portraitist. Ha! HA! We know better.

Please, comment. If you have further information about the illustrious order, and their continued domination, please use the normal code. It wouldn't do to reveal much to the prying eye.

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Episode 4: Spiderweb Reloaded. Something like that anyway. in General
Jumpin Salmon
? Man, ? Amazing
Member # 5755
 written Monday, January 14 2008 19:37 Profile #604
quote:
Originally written by The Ratt:

But I still don't see why a battle axe. wouldn't a mother of four be more inclined to wield something a little more feminine?
Hahahahahahahah!

Maybe duct tape would be better, but a battle axe would be pretty useful.

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Geneforge 4, Indie RPG Of The Year 2007 in General
Jumpin Salmon
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Member # 5755
 written Monday, January 14 2008 18:01 Profile #12
Congratulations Jeff.

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[censored]! in General
Jumpin Salmon
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Member # 5755
 written Monday, January 14 2008 16:27 Profile #31
quote:
Originally written by Excalibur:

they'll purchase huge woofers and blast crappy music from their cars.
And we get to the crux of the matter. We don't like people that aren't like ourselves.

That's a fine kettle of fish.

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[PPP] General and BoA purge ahead in General
Jumpin Salmon
? Man, ? Amazing
Member # 5755
 written Monday, January 14 2008 16:23 Profile #4
quote:
Originally written by Excalibur:

Someone should scavenge for the BoA editor bug thread.
No, they shouldn't. A mod could put a link to the archived thread at the top of the editor forum, and when a new bug is found, a new topic could be formed. Saving a multi-page thread is antithetical to the purge.

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Episode 4: Spiderweb Reloaded. Something like that anyway. in General
Jumpin Salmon
? Man, ? Amazing
Member # 5755
 written Monday, January 14 2008 11:05 Profile #592
Yeah, so there was this huge long list I made about a bunch of things that I had noticed about the scripts, but then someone rudely interrupted the thread and I felt I had to respond so that the interruptions (and vulgarities) would cease. Sorry Diki.
IMAGE(http://www.rangelights.com/images/Public/wanged.jpg)

So yeah, is there another "Salmon" on the boards?

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[censored]! in General
Jumpin Salmon
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Member # 5755
 written Sunday, January 13 2008 21:07 Profile #27
quote:
Originally written by Taliesin:

You might as well ban drinking in a bar... :rolleyes:
Yeah, well it was the beginning of the end when they told us we couldn't drink while driving anymore. But I guess that came back to bite 'em. :cool:

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Hei! in General
Jumpin Salmon
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 written Sunday, January 13 2008 20:27 Profile #20
OMG I love Nintendo. Mario for the win!

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[censored]! in General
Jumpin Salmon
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Member # 5755
 written Sunday, January 13 2008 18:02 Profile #25
Once again, this news article refers to a proposal, not to an actual piece of legislation. When things like this are brought to the table, it is generally just political maneuvering. What will happen is that the various downtown bar owners will meet with the city officials and agree to more closely control the rowdy behavior of the patrons. After a few years it will be back to how it is now, and some other group of freedom fearing folks will bring a similar proposal to the table.

So yeah, mountains and molehills people. Way to get it all out of joint over something that can never affect you, or anyone.

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RELEASED: 'Kingdom Hall' in Blades of Avernum
Jumpin Salmon
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Member # 5755
 written Sunday, January 13 2008 13:57 Profile #10
Mistake Nikki...

The second option when initiating conversation with the first pixie cites the wrong direction.

Also, the second barricade doesn't empty when the third becomes filled.

Also also, the southern dining room entry text never goes away.

Nice though, and I'm sure the men in the white coats will treat you very nicely. :P

[ Sunday, January 13, 2008 14:18: Message edited by: Jumpin' Salmon ]

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