Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey

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Jumpin Salmon
? Man, ? Amazing
Member # 5755
 written Saturday, January 19 2008 18:30 Profile #50
quote:
Originally written by Unhasty:

*slaps salmon with a sea bass*
I thought we stopped the rough stuff. :P

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Synergy, et al - "I don't get it."

Argon - "I'm at a loss for words..."
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Slarty
Raven v. Writing Desk
Member # 261
 written Saturday, January 19 2008 20:08 Profile Homepage #51
Oh, Salmon, I miss those days. Quit your silly marriage and come back to me.

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Excalibur
Agent
Member # 8030
 written Sunday, January 20 2008 15:22 Profile Homepage #52
*Stares dumbfounded by last string of posts*

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Faint Piping of Two Demoniac Flutes
Guardian
Member # 5360
 written Sunday, January 20 2008 16:07 Profile #53
Ah, "young" love. :P

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Fear us, mortals, but never envy, for though we burn with power, our fuel is our sorrows.
Posts: 1636 | Registered: Wednesday, January 5 2005 08:00
Excalibur
Agent
Member # 8030
 written Sunday, January 20 2008 16:36 Profile Homepage #54
This just became much more disturbing.

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Iffy
Canned
Member # 8014
 written Sunday, January 20 2008 17:10 Profile #55
beginstate 20;
if (get_flag(1,20) == 0){ message_dialog("The creepy topic destroys your screen.",""); destroy_computer(); set_flag(1,20,1); break;
Complete and total randomness.

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Don't judge a sentence until you know all the words.
Muffins n' Hell|Muffins n' Hell: The Muffins Are Back Again
Muffins n' Hell: The End is Near
Not in your shed -We are sort of done. Helpful criticism is welcome.
Everyone, just call me Iffy. Please.

Be grateful you have your unsellabe trowels -Goldenking

Just so you know, I am working on Muffins n' Hell the scenario.
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Excalibur
Agent
Member # 8030
 written Sunday, January 20 2008 17:29 Profile Homepage #56
beginstate spiderweb;
message_dialog("This have something to do with my sig?");
golden showers;

IMAGE(http://www.gardenvines.com/catalog/images/rosa_golden_showers.jpg)

[ Sunday, January 20, 2008 17:31: Message edited by: Excalibur ]

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Posts: 1384 | Registered: Tuesday, February 6 2007 08:00
Randomizer
Law Bringer
Member # 6785
 written Sunday, January 20 2008 17:36 Profile #57
This is becoming a text book example for Frontline's next episode on Tuesday, "Growing Up Online." You people need to get offline more. Except maybe Salmon who gets into too much trouble out there.
Posts: 4643 | Registered: Friday, February 10 2006 08:00
Faint Piping of Two Demoniac Flutes
Guardian
Member # 5360
 written Sunday, January 20 2008 18:09 Profile #58
You think that's dirty, you should see some of Nalyd's chats. One going on right now, in fact.

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Fear us, mortals, but never envy, for though we burn with power, our fuel is our sorrows.
Posts: 1636 | Registered: Wednesday, January 5 2005 08:00
Jumpin Salmon
? Man, ? Amazing
Member # 5755
 written Sunday, January 20 2008 19:12 Profile #59
quote:
Originally written by Randomizer:

You people need to get offline more. Except maybe Salmon who gets into too much trouble out there.
You make my heart sing.

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Synergy, et al - "I don't get it."

Argon - "I'm at a loss for words..."
Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Dikiyoba
Councilor
Member # 6600
 written Sunday, January 20 2008 19:28 Profile Homepage #60
Salmon, if this is what results from proclaiming yourself edgy, you are forbidden from doing it ever again. :P

Originally by Excalibur:

quote:
golden showers;
quote:
This just became much more disturbing.
Dikiyoba.

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Posts: 4346 | Registered: Friday, December 23 2005 08:00
Jumpin Salmon
? Man, ? Amazing
Member # 5755
 written Sunday, January 20 2008 19:35 Profile #61
quote:
Originally written by Dikiyoba:

Salmon, if this is what results from proclaiming yourself edgy, you are forbidden from doing it ever again. :P

Originally by Excalibur:

quote:
golden showers;
quote:
This just became much more disturbing.
Dikiyoba.
I'll chalk this one up to "from the mouths of babes."

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Synergy, et al - "I don't get it."

Argon - "I'm at a loss for words..."
Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Excalibur
Agent
Member # 8030
 written Sunday, January 20 2008 21:28 Profile Homepage #62
Whoa! I found it! :D

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Arancaytar
Law Bringer
Member # 2984
 written Monday, January 21 2008 09:55 Profile Homepage #63
quote:
Originally written by Lifematch:
Extreme:
quote:
Originally written by Safey:

As far as a police officer sitting in a bathroom waiting to be solicited for gay sex it sounds like similar operations where a female cop will pretend to be a hooker to catch those guys who solicited female hookers for sex.
When the female cop catches guys trying to solicit male hookers, hilarity ensues.

—Alorael, who imagines that getting arrested for soliciting a prostitute is bad. Getting arrested and laughed at for doing it incompetently must be worse.
Getting arrested for soliciting a prostitute while trying to arrest someone else for working as a prostitute must be even worse. I wonder how all those undercover officers recognize each other?

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Excalibur
Agent
Member # 8030
 written Monday, January 21 2008 10:10 Profile Homepage #64
quote:
Originally written by Arancaytar:

I wonder how all those undercover officers recognize each other?
I'm thinking the same officers work in the same precinct, which allows for them to remember a few fellow faces...especially when some of them move around a lot.

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Jumpin Salmon
? Man, ? Amazing
Member # 5755
 written Monday, January 21 2008 10:26 Profile #65
quote:
Originally written by Excalibur:

quote:
Originally written by Arancaytar:

I wonder how all those undercover officers recognize each other?
I'm thinking the same officers work in the same precinct, which allows for them to remember a few fellow faces...especially when some of them move around a lot.
That's some fine thinking you have there.

Beat cops generally have a good facial memory, and know who is who on the streets. If they arrest an undercover officer for solicitation, they proceed with the action even after they are told of the status. They do this to protect the identity of the officer. Otherwise, it would seem very odd to the regulars that one particular girl was never bothered by the cops.

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Synergy, et al - "I don't get it."

Argon - "I'm at a loss for words..."
Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Jeran Korak
Lifecrafter
Member # 7557
 written Tuesday, January 22 2008 00:38 Profile #66
quote:
Originally written by Jumpin' Salmon:

quote:
Originally written by Dikiyoba:

Salmon, if this is what results from proclaiming yourself edgy, you are forbidden from doing it ever again. :P

Originally by Excalibur:

quote:
golden showers;
quote:
This just became much more disturbing.
Dikiyoba.
I'll chalk this one up to "from the mouths of babes."
Trust me, compared to some of the open servers I've been on in NwN, this place grows sanity.

I remember on LOTR 8 Enhanced a level 30 was running around attacking everyone, so I hopped into my level 40 Weapon-Master and disarmed his Mace 80+ of Thunderbolts and doom. He prompty drew another, then another, then another. After disarming about 30 of these weapons I finally killed him with a single Devestating Critical.

Remarked by an on-looker at the time (to him): "You need less coffee, more sex dude"

I fell off my chair laughing.

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"Fear that which mortality has rejected" -Galvin Magnus
Posts: 942 | Registered: Sunday, October 8 2006 07:00
Jumpin Salmon
? Man, ? Amazing
Member # 5755
 written Tuesday, January 22 2008 00:51 Profile #67
quote:
Originally written by Jeran Korak:

Trust me, compared to some of the open servers I've been on in NwN, this place grows sanity.

I remember on LOTR 8 Enhanced a level 30 was running around attacking everyone, so I hopped into my level 40 Weapon-Master and disarmed his Mace 80+ of Thunderbolts and doom. He prompty drew another, then another, then another. After disarming about 30 of these weapons I finally killed him with a single Devestating Critical.

Remarked by an on-looker at the time (to him): "You need less coffee, more sex dude"

I fell off my chair laughing.
How are you relevant to this discussion? Or is this some strange non sequitor that references some obscure bit of culture of which I'm not aware.

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Synergy, et al - "I don't get it."

Argon - "I'm at a loss for words..."
Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Jeran Korak
Lifecrafter
Member # 7557
 written Tuesday, January 22 2008 01:47 Profile #68
Hey, I've just come off a four-day eircom enforced sanity preserve, I need a few posts like this just to lose it all again.

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"Fear that which mortality has rejected" -Galvin Magnus
Posts: 942 | Registered: Sunday, October 8 2006 07:00
Slarty
Raven v. Writing Desk
Member # 261
 written Tuesday, January 22 2008 05:58 Profile Homepage #69
You need less coffee, more...

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Kelandon
Off With Their Heads
Member # 4045
 written Tuesday, January 22 2008 07:06 Profile Homepage #70
quote:
Originally written by Jumpin' Salmon:

non sequitor
Sigh.

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Jumpin Salmon
? Man, ? Amazing
Member # 5755
 written Tuesday, January 22 2008 10:12 Profile #71
quote:
Originally written by Kelandon:

quote:
Originally written by Jumpin' Salmon:

non sequitor
Sigh.
Who you calling black?

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Argon - "I'm at a loss for words..."
Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Excalibur
Agent
Member # 8030
 written Tuesday, January 22 2008 17:07 Profile Homepage #72
Huh? I thought he mispelled "sequitur," not some other thing. But hey, I don't know all of your inside jokes.

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Emperor Tullegolar
Shaper
Member # 7420
 written Tuesday, January 22 2008 19:33 Profile Homepage #73
Salmon doesn't need inside jokes to be irritating.

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You lose.
Posts: 2156 | Registered: Thursday, August 24 2006 07:00
Kelandon
Off With Their Heads
Member # 4045
 written Tuesday, January 22 2008 20:59 Profile Homepage #74
quote:
Originally written by Excalibur:

I thought he mispelled
Alas for the idiosyncracies of English orthography. :(

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Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens.
Smoo: Get ready to face the walls!
Ephesos: In conclusion, yarr.

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