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The War on Christmas in General
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Hmm. I thought people became obese because they couldn't understand the labels on food tins. What part about "12 servings per container, 120 calories per serving" does that person not understand as they finish off the bag during one session watching television on the couch?

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Omaha Mall Shooting in General
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I'm not entirely convinced that Stillness would even be capable of recognizing a parallel between gay discrimination and Jim Crow discrimination. His arguments are too repetitive.

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Omaha Mall Shooting in General
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quote:
Originally written by Thuryl:

Well, if I may play devil's advocate for a moment
This is stepping out of character. :P

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Spiderweb Release Dates & Other Stuff in General
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The PC versions of A1-3 are copywrite 2000,2000, and 2002.

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Speaking for the peanut gallery, it would be because it is politically correct to wave the flag (single color) of non-discrimination.

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The War on Christmas in General
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Not to continue the tangent, as I also wanted to talk about an old neighbor of mine who used to sit on the porch and call out "Hi ho" whenever he saw someone he knew, but a person doesn't need a $10,000 range in order to cook a healthy meal using raw ingredients. A simple $500 stove will take care of the job, and most major appliance stores offer credit. Some even offer 0% as long as you pay the balance within 12 months. So, I contend that anyone with a job can afford a stove, especially if they can afford a house. If you rent, rent an apartment that has a stove.

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The War on Christmas in General
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Thuryl , you should check the prices in the states. I think one of the most expensive ranges I've seen was still only $2,500. More than I need for sure, more suited to a household that entertains frequently. Whereas I am entertaining very infrequently.

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Remember, any two (or perhaps more) people can do that ceremony in a church that allows it. It is the government sanction and acknowledgment of that union which is in question. My church allows gay weddings, as well as straight weddings, and welcomes all (in proper Christian fashion) to celebrate those joyful unions.

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Huh. I always thought that when you said "Opposite sex marriages are more natural," you were implying that that was better. It seems not though, given your last statement. You have some freaky logic.

Edit- dropped a letter arrrr

[ Thursday, December 13, 2007 11:25: Message edited by: Jumpin' Salmon ]

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The War on Christmas in General
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quote:
Originally written by Arancaytar:

Ah, the thread title brings back memories. It's that time of the year again. I wonder if ORLY and his pundit colleagues will try this OMGantichristianpersecution stunt again this year?
Loose lips and all that? :P

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The War on Christmas in General
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To add to what Alec has said about the obese class.

Due to the recent flooding in my zip code, I have been volunteering with cleanup. Part of that was cleaning and repairing the building which houses the food bank. I was astounded, and depressed to learn that 99% of the food in any given food bank is prepared food. No raw ingredients, just packaged and ready to eat. It is that type of mentality which creates obesity. It isn't okay to have 100% of your diet be breakfast bars, lunchables, and Hamburger Helper.

Bleagh.

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Profile #240
quote:
Originally written by Stillness:

All opposite-sex marriage is male-female. That is the pairing that is perceived to be ideal.
Yeah, so this is going to be picked apart again. You seem to theorize that there is a common perception that a certain thing is ideal. There are numerous examples of things that were commonly thought as ideal which have been tossed aside as being silly dalliances which are best soon forgotten. It may be convenient to remember that.

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The War on Christmas in General
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Profile #15
quote:
Originally written by Excalibur:

I watched a segment on the news concerning the fact the surgeon general stated that Santa Claus should lose the belly as it sets a poor example for children. The news segment later added that Santa used to smoke a pipe.
Watching television, especially the news, causes brain rot.

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Episode 4: Spiderweb Reloaded. Something like that anyway. in General
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Profile #441
quote:
Originally written by Funkadelic:

When have I ever added anything "pithy" to the boards, Salmon? :P

And more to the point, you told me you loved me regardless...

I searched, and you are correct. Nothing pithy.

It may be that my love blinded me to the absence of the pith. :(

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The War on Christmas in General
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Apparently, some department store idiot thought long and hard about how to justify his existence in the corporate structure. He came up with that restriction on the dialog of in-store Santas. That it was even thought of at all shows a remarkable leap in reasoning. I mean, how often would a whore sit on Santa's lap and get offended by the catch phrase? Any maths people out there care to figure out the odds of that actually occurring?

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The War on Christmas in General
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Hell Alec, that stuff still bothers you? It happens everywhere too, just recently in Portland. Not to point any fingers, but I do hear people making comments like "they had that coming," and "why don't they just try to blend in?"

Those comments come from some of my most fundamental fishing friends. I have to wonder, what exactly is being worshiped these days?

Favorite quote from the piece on CBS News.
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The Post said two of the suspects had been charged with hate crimes in the past.
So, I guess incarceration, or the fine, really had an effect on these young people. Wouldn't their parents be so proud.

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quote:
Written in the dictionary of Stillness:
Equivocating, (equivocation) - The act of presenting logical and well thought out arguments which a head in the mud religious person should avoid at all costs to their soul. See Clinton (William Jefferson) for possible methods of determining alternate truths.

So, let's turn the Word of the Day calendar to a fresh page. The very fact that most rational people can see two (or more) sides to a discussion is considered an asset. That is usually the only way to decide which is preferable. What you are attacking is a reasoning process which is carried through to completion by most of the people in this discussion. Most, having reviewed the evidence, have decided that same sex marriages are as valuable as opposite sex marriages, and should be recognized by the state. If you continue using that as an attack, or a reason for disregarding solid reasoning, there really is no point.

Are you capable of only seeing one side?

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To re-cap.
1. Same sex marriage has benefits to society (per Stillness)
2. Federal gov't currently does not recognize same-sex marriage. (per Fed Code)
3. Federal gov't currently does recognize opposite sex marriage. (per Fed Code)
4. Federal gov't currently awards benefits to opposite sex couples that are married. (per Wiki via me)
Ergo, Federal gov't is discriminating against same sex couples in favor of opposite sex couples.

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Episode 4: Spiderweb Reloaded. Something like that anyway. in General
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Profile #434
Does anyone feel for poor, poor Lazarus? Not only can he not be permanently killed, he has to go through the painful process of healing each day. And now with Xian aware of this trait, I can only assume that each new day will start with a quick stab.

Ephesos will be fine, although the crickets seem a wee bit too attached. Kinda creepy.

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I'm back!!! in General
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Huh. Look at all that.

IBAT

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I'm back!!! in General
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quote:
Originally written by Iffy:

I remember reading his old spammy posts.
This must be preserved.

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Released: Blades Forge in Blades of Avernum Editor
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quote:
Originally written by Arancaytar:

Spaces are not currently allowed in names. This is probably a bug, since Jumping Salmon evidently got his account before this happened, but I do not currently know how to fix this. If you really want a space, I can put one in for you after you register.
I'll just go ahead and put it on the record.

I am an anomaly.

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quote:
Originally written by Fernication:

One of the main reasons this topic has become such a political issue, I think, is that religious conservatives, naturally concerned with the social and psychological significance of marriage, are keenly aware of the divide between question 1 and question 2. They assume that the only answer is to restore marriage to its past significance, which is probably impossible to do in the tides of moving history. Social progressives are more aware of this but are more interested in debuffing marriage -- in question 2 -- than they are in solving the problem.
I hang with a number of religious conservatives for arbitrary reasons, and have to say that the primary cited reason for being against ANY secularly recognized relationship between any people other than a male/female pairing is that it devalues their personal relationship. Yes, that's right. The second that two gay men tie the knot and receive spousal benefits, my friend "B" will believe his relationship with his wife has been denigrated.
Now the funny thing is, in that Alanis sort of way, he comes from and maintains a family guided by scripture. Not to the extent of "do unto others," but more like "search and ye will find" a passage which illustrates any particular point which is under discussion.
So, I find that in practice, whether or not it is admitted publicly, that restriction of those benefits I listed earlier to only male/female registered pairings, is a heinous and ultimately shameful expression of religious conservatism trumping our secular government. Applied as such, that is discriminatory, and while it doesn't explore the nature or pervasiveness of discrimination within the Federal Code, one does not have to study all the birds on the planet to determine conclusively that penguins can not fly. Sorry Opus.

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quote:
Originally written by Stillness:

quote:
Originally written by Lazarus.:

Not permitting gay marriages gives the message that the government (and society in general) doesn't value homosexual relationships the same way it does heterosexual ones.
Why should it? Or better yet, should it have to if most don’t think it should? Especially if there are practical reasons.

This is why we look at imaginary scenarios to double check ourselves. Reverse homo and hetero in your statement. Aside from childbirth, which obviously exists outside of marriage, what possible reason would a predominantly homosexual society find for prohibiting heterosexual marriage, and would it be discriminatory of them to do so.

quote:
Originally written by Stillness:


Let’s say you want to build a home and live in an area that a city is trying to develop. To encourage you and anyone else that would do the same, they give you tax breaks and assistance. I am building a similar house in another area and want the same treatment, but the city discriminates against me and won’t give it. Should I be able to force their hand constitutionally? Or does the government have the right to show favor to a group they want to encourage, while not stopping anyone else from doing what they please?

Location of residence is not a genetically influenced characteristic. It is nurtured.

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quote:
Originally written by Fernication:

I can't agree with this. While the relationship enshrined in marriage is certainly a private thing, marriage itself is one form (the traditional form) for a public representation of that relationship. Historically marriage ceremonies have tended to involve not just relatives and local officials but, often, entire communities. It seems to me its significance was always social more than anything else.
Tangentially, I disagree. Marriage is social construct which is formulaic. Two people, of their own free and on-going will, recite formula in the presence of one official and two witnesses. The official and witnesses are deemed by the state to be enough proof that neither the official nor the participants fabricated the event. My signature is not on my marriage certificate. It is my choice, however, as to location and type of official. I can choose a judges office and justice of the peace, or a church and clergyman. I chose my house and a fake (yet approved) clergyman.
The "traditional" wedding that involved an entire community was for good reason. It announced to that community that those two people were now wed, and as such had a different status within. This was especially important in colonial times, as Nathaniel pointed out. Today, with society frowning on marriage being a determining factor in social status or conduct, it is only convention which keeps a church wedding as part of the marriage initiation process. Well, that and the huge billion dollar industry that feeds off of them. Anyhow, I somehow doubt that a church gathering of 100 people will suffice in announcing the event in a time when a person interacts with many more than that in any given day.

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