Happy Birthday, Drakey!

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Lifecrafter
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Drakey is eight today! Let's all fondle him.
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Lifecrafter
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Huzzah..wait..did you say fondle?

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Warrior
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Happy birthday, Drakey!!

I won't partake in the fondling - I don't want to lose my bluecard, it's what lets me work in schools!

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Caresses for Drakey! Eight is such a magical time of discovery. :P

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Congratulations! Hope you had a big party with cake and soda pop and party hats and all your friends were there, and...
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Lifecrafter
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quote:
Originally written by Jumpin' Salmon:

Caresses for Drakey! Eight is such a magical time of discovery. :P
Yes, and it will be magical when we all 'discover' the eight-year-old. Come on now, don't be shy! I mean, everyone except for Drakey - you're supposed to be shy, don't go trying to kill my buzz here.

EDIT: Added sunglasses to imitate the resident expert on fondling, Imban.

[ Friday, December 21, 2007 01:11: Message edited by: Najosz Thjsza Kjras ]
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Shaper
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Happy birthday!! I want to be near the front of the queue - there's no fun in fondling when he's all tuckered out.

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Guardian
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Hi Drakey, have a happy day! I wish you all the best and all your favourite cookies.

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Is he really eight?

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Could that be how long he's been on the Spiderweb boards??? :P

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Hmm... Ornks, gazers and guacamole. What kind of food would you get?
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*smacks head*
I'm a gullible person, OKAY!

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Everyone, just call me Iffy. Please.

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Shaper
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It's an SW in-joke. The full joke (I think) is that Drakefyre is an eight-year-old named James.

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Law Bringer
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James has always been seven. James will always be seven. He's a lot like Calvin, really.

—Alorael, who wishes both Drakey and James the happiest of birthdays with many philosophical wagon rides and plenty of transmogrification.
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Shaper
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That reminds me just how much I really do miss the prematurely terminated Calvin and Hobbes. I remember when that comic began and when it ended. In between, my roommate at college moved to the same street as Bill Waterson, who authored the wry antics of the precocious duo. I was envious, and I couldn't believe it when he said he didn't even go meet him.

Happy birthday to Drakey, who is even more inscrutable than Alorael, who is more inscrutable than Salmon, who is plenty inscrutable enough for me to have begun using the word inscrutable with some regularity in the first place. Let's see, this makes Drakey a Capricorn, so instead of a seven year old boy, perhaps he is an old goat. I can immediately think of worse jokes to make at this point, but will stop with that.

-S-

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I don't get it.

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I like this image
Not in your shed -We are sort of done. Helpful critizism is welcome.

Everyone, just call me Iffy. Please.

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Shaper
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Salmon will be pleased to hear of it.

-S-

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Edit -stupid flood protection

[ Friday, December 21, 2007 11:49: Message edited by: Have a very Iffy Christmas ]

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I can transform into almost anything, but not sanity -Iffy
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I like this image
Not in your shed -We are sort of done. Helpful critizism is welcome.

Everyone, just call me Iffy. Please.

Don't be offended if you don't celebrate Christmas. My shown name is not meant to offend people.
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Law Bringer
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Happy birthday, Drakey! Have some cake, which is not a lie.

IMAGE(http://img324.imageshack.us/img324/1705/cakefl3.jpg)

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Happy Birthday Drakey, who can stop this at any time.

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I think Iffy took me seriously about the eight years on the boards....

Just so you know, the boards have only been around since 2001.

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Hmm... Ornks, gazers and guacamole. What kind of food would you get?
=:T:=
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Happy birthday!

Dikiyoba.

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Stupid cake picture, now I have to go and eat some.

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I can transform into almost anything, but not sanity -Iffy
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I like this image
Not in your shed -We are sort of done. Helpful critizism is welcome.

Everyone, just call me Iffy. Please.

Don't be offended if you don't celebrate Christmas. My shown name is not meant to offend people.
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Shaper
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quote:
Originally written by The Ratt:

I think Iffy took me seriously about the eight years on the boards....

Just so you know, the boards have only been around since 2001.

You seemed to be serious to me, which I thought was funny. Nice attempted cover-up though.

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Agent
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quote:
Originally written by The Ratt:

Just so you know, the boards have only been around since 2001.
O rly?
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Enjoy.

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I've never eaten mangoes before.

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I can transform into almost anything, but not sanity -Iffy
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I like this image
Not in your shed -We are sort of done. Helpful critizism is welcome.

Everyone, just call me Iffy. Please.

Don't be offended if you don't celebrate Christmas. My shown name is not meant to offend people.
Posts: 1799 | Registered: Sunday, February 4 2007 08:00

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