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The Agent's Skin in Geneforge Series
lightningmaster2016 Apprentice Member # 5555	written Tuesday, March 13 2007 04:56 Profile #4 Here's another thought: Shanti is hot, green or no green. Anyone agree? :P Posts: 20 \| Registered: Sunday, February 27 2005 08:00
Runescape anyone? in General
lightningmaster2016 Apprentice Member # 5555	written Monday, October 24 2005 13:46 Profile #94 quote: Originally written by Imban: You should play PvP games. Then, when someone tries to interact with you, you can axe murder them. quote: can i have fre stuf plzzzzzzzz???????????!!!11 thud No. [ Monday, October 24, 2005 13:46: Message edited by: lightningmaster2016 ] Posts: 20 \| Registered: Sunday, February 27 2005 08:00
Runescape anyone? in General
lightningmaster2016 Apprentice Member # 5555	written Friday, October 21 2005 15:49 Profile #54 The "I can make it", the number, or the milk part? You get milk by using a bucket on a dairy cow. What is perverted about that? :P Posts: 20 \| Registered: Sunday, February 27 2005 08:00
Eeeeeeew. in General
lightningmaster2016 Apprentice Member # 5555	written Friday, October 21 2005 15:16 Profile #12 quote: Originally written by Accountability out of Action: I would rather lose money on a lottery ticket than participate in that RP for free. —Alorael, who considers playing the lottery a kind of charity towards the state running it. Except for honesty and advertising, it's really no different from those less official setups where you can donate to a worthy cause and maybe win the raffle. The government is not usually equatable with a charity. :P (this is coming from a leftist, btw) Posts: 20 \| Registered: Sunday, February 27 2005 08:00
What's In A Name? in General
lightningmaster2016 Apprentice Member # 5555	written Friday, October 21 2005 00:30 Profile #39 quote: Originally written by Icshi: Icshi: (pronounced 'IK shee) short for Icshicoath (pronounced ik shih 'KOE ath) best translated as "Guardian(s) of Knowledge" What language is it? Posts: 20 \| Registered: Sunday, February 27 2005 08:00
What's In A Name? in General
lightningmaster2016 Apprentice Member # 5555	written Friday, October 21 2005 00:29 Profile #38 quote: Originally written by Archmage Mycroft: EDIT: UBB double post MOD please delete :o :o :o :o :o What is an M.O.D.? Or did you mean a mod? :P Posts: 20 \| Registered: Sunday, February 27 2005 08:00
The Abominable Photo Thread 3.6 in General
lightningmaster2016 Apprentice Member # 5555	written Thursday, October 20 2005 23:09 Profile #84 quote: Originally written by Spring: quote: Originally written by Jumpin' Salmon: That's a fine looking mess of firewood Detta. I wish we had oak in my neck of the woods, I'm stuck with fir and maple. Nice pun, Salmon. :P Can someone explain the pun? Posts: 20 \| Registered: Sunday, February 27 2005 08:00
Runescape anyone? in General
lightningmaster2016 Apprentice Member # 5555	written Thursday, October 20 2005 23:05 Profile #42 quote: Originally written by Thralni, emperor of Riverrod: About following people for free stuff: WATCH OUT. I once followed somebody who said "his friend" had an adamantite plate mail for me. When he entered the wilderness I stopped following him and went back. He definetely wanted to kill me. That is sort of what I thought as well. So you can fight other PCs in the wilderness? Because you apparently can't in the area I've been in so far. Which means trying to sucker newbies to follow you into the wilderness must be a very popular way of scamming. And call me uncaring, but the guys who keep shouting "FREE STUF PLZZZZZZZ!!!111" deserve no better. It's like with the Nigeria connection - most people who fall for it are stupid or greedy or both. [ Thursday, October 20, 2005 23:08: Message edited by: lightningmaster2016 ] Posts: 20 \| Registered: Sunday, February 27 2005 08:00
Death to Anama!!! in The Avernum Trilogy
lightningmaster2016 Apprentice Member # 5555	written Thursday, October 20 2005 22:37 Profile #27 No, they probably paid a mage to set up that Quickfire trap. After all, that they can't do it doesn't mean nobody else can. :P Posts: 20 \| Registered: Sunday, February 27 2005 08:00
Runescape anyone? in General
lightningmaster2016 Apprentice Member # 5555	written Thursday, October 20 2005 16:47 Profile #39 If someone tells me to "follow me for free stuff", should I ignore him, follow him, or trust my instinct and tell him in no uncertain terms to cut the bull and quit trying to scam me? Posts: 20 \| Registered: Sunday, February 27 2005 08:00
CREATING A MESSAGE BOARD(NEED A HAND!!!) in General
lightningmaster2016 Apprentice Member # 5555	written Thursday, October 20 2005 07:42 Profile #3 It is not merely sketchy, it is so fishy it stinks. They claim to make regular backups, but then mysteriously "lose" them when the system actually broke down. Either they didn't make any, or they stored them on the regular servers, which defeats the purpose of a backup. Even on paid boards, they deliberately block certain words that you can't change - not harmless words like s* or f, but really awful ones like "description", which comes out as "de***ion" (apparently they don't like "script"). Posts: 20 \| Registered: Sunday, February 27 2005 08:00**
Fuainarufantashii Shichi: Otozure no Kodomo-tachi in General
lightningmaster2016 Apprentice Member # 5555	written Thursday, October 20 2005 05:55 Profile #23 quote: Originally written by The Almighty Doer of Stuff: I watched DBZ for a while (the Majin Buu ones) until I saw the episode where Goku becomes a Super Saiyan III. He starts screaming about seven minutes into the show, and it lasts right until the commercials. Then, when the show returns after the commercials, he continues screaming for another five minutes. During this whole time, there is literally nothing happening. That's when I looked at the show with a slightly more critical eye and realized just how little talent the writers have. quote: LotR written by the DBZ writers: "This foe is beyond any of you... his power Level has reached at least 30,000 after fighting every Dwarf in Moria. Ki Fhy to the gate Aragorn, you must lead them on!" The muscles beneath Gandalf's Grey Cloak strained in anticipation of the coming battle. Soon after, when they were nearly at the gate, the Balrog launched a surprise Ki attack, knocking down Borrmir and stunning Blazing Fist Gimli. Gandfalf turned to face him. "Fool!" said he, I don't have time for this nonsense... "Pure Flame of Arnor Shield Wall Strike!" The massive energy wall streaked off towards the Balrog, who was knocked flying... though no-one was sure whether or not he had wings. "Raaaaauuuugggg! Gandalf, I have not shown you my true power! Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaa... five minutes later aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Now I am a Super Balrog 2!!!!! My power level has gone up to 3 million!" Gandalf just smirked. "I probably shoud have told you, after you left the service of Eru, we figured out a few new tricks. Here's a good one: Kaaaaaaaaaa------Meeeeeeee------Haaaaaaqa----- Meeeeee---- -The Balrog laughed in anticipation of Gndalf's feeble attack- HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" The resulting explosion threw the Balrog back agaoinst the walls of Moria. His expression turned to one of complete disbelief. "Urrrghhh.... Ahhh... Ugghhhhh.... That's...not possible...." The rest of the Fellowship of the Z Ring stared, twitching slightly and grunting in awe at Gandalf! Gandalf grinned, "another one of those tricks I learned... I learned how to Hide my POWER level!" I always thought it was an exaggeration. [ Thursday, October 20, 2005 05:56: Message edited by: lightningmaster2016 ] Posts: 20 \| Registered: Sunday, February 27 2005 08:00
Runescape anyone? in General
lightningmaster2016 Apprentice Member # 5555	written Wednesday, October 19 2005 11:05 Profile #21 That program uses IE, in fact. Anyway, I can't log in - says the login server is down. Edit: Can. It was a temporary issue; the number of players has also risen from 60,000 to 100,000 in a matter of minutes, so the problem is probably fixed. [ Wednesday, October 19, 2005 11:12: Message edited by: lightningmaster2016 ] Posts: 20 \| Registered: Sunday, February 27 2005 08:00
Runescape anyone? in General
lightningmaster2016 Apprentice Member # 5555	written Wednesday, October 19 2005 08:48 Profile #16 Halfway through the tutorial. Browser-based games are the suck, because the memory goes straight to the rooof exspecially if I have other tabs open. Firefox is straight out, I won't use IE even if I'm paid for it, which leaves me with Opera. That said, for what it is (browser-based game), it manages a level of graphics that is astounding. It's a bit like playing Myst on a pocket calculator. With all the performance issues that come with that. Edit: I'm in world 74 for now. Anyone there? [ Wednesday, October 19, 2005 09:42: Message edited by: lightningmaster2016 ] Posts: 20 \| Registered: Sunday, February 27 2005 08:00
Eeeeeeew. in General
lightningmaster2016 Apprentice Member # 5555	written Wednesday, October 19 2005 06:33 Profile #8 quote: Originally written by Drew: My black shadow man can beat your red ninja man. In other news, the Powerball jackpot is up to $340 million. Anyone who lives in the US and is old enough to play doing so? Do you think that participating in the lottery is worth a dollar? I would argue that even the miniscule chance of winning warrants the trouble of going to a shop and spending a buck on a ticket. It's all about the dream, really. Divide the total winnings by the odds of winning with a single ticket, and you get the expected value of said ticket. If it's larger than what you pay (in which case there is probably something wrong with the numbers), then it's a good investment. If it's not, then it's only about entertainment. :P Posts: 20 \| Registered: Sunday, February 27 2005 08:00
Also in November 2005 in General
lightningmaster2016 Apprentice Member # 5555	written Tuesday, October 18 2005 20:32 Profile #8 Believe me, I have been procrastinating that this entire year. Perhaps I'll do it soon. But I don't have much hope - there's such a thing as incurable crappiness. Posts: 20 \| Registered: Sunday, February 27 2005 08:00
iCome, iSpam, iWin in General
lightningmaster2016 Apprentice Member # 5555	written Tuesday, October 18 2005 20:25 Profile #155 [ Tuesday, October 18, 2005 20:28: Message edited by: lightningmaster2016 ] Posts: 20 \| Registered: Sunday, February 27 2005 08:00
This is getting old. in General
lightningmaster2016 Apprentice Member # 5555	written Tuesday, October 18 2005 20:13 Profile #44 quote: Originally written by Jumpin' Salmon: quote: "I know this is a little off topic, but..." Any chance of finding out how many 1. New topics were added to each forum 2. Topics were replied too (not just new ones) 3. Topics were locked, sorted by mod (giving thuryl another #1 spot here) 4. How many new topics were replied to with the phrase "This was discussed recently, look here." 5. Cardinals does it take to win a World Series. this message sponsored by the spammies 1. I've got a script that does this for General. I've never bothered to extend it to the other boards, although that would be a matter of an hour or so. The posts of General are also being tracked hourly. 2. Less practical, but possible in principle. You'd want to find all the topics on the forum page and see when the last post was made for each. If you only need a cut-off date as in "the last x days", then the simple parameter "DaysPrune=x" in the address will suffice. A script could see how many topics are displayed on the page then. 3. I believe you can count locked topics, and you can see the last post on a locked topic. Since most topics are locked with an explanatory post, the last post date tends to be the lock date. It would be easy to collect that information. Since locked topics stay around and are rarely opened again, this information could even be collected retroactively for the last year. 4. Takes a lot more time than the others. And it could only search for the exact phrase; any typoes or other variations are practically impossible unless you do it manually. 5. Are you referring to the "World Series" of a sport that is played in more than one nation? [ Tuesday, October 18, 2005 20:18: Message edited by: lightningmaster2016 ] Posts: 20 \| Registered: Sunday, February 27 2005 08:00
I just had to post this - it's awesome in General
lightningmaster2016 Apprentice Member # 5555	written Saturday, June 4 2005 23:54 Profile #19 You know, if you use Firefox the technology to do this kind of thing is there. There's an extension called "Greasemonkey" or something, that allows you to change how you view a certain site. With the right script for it, you could change your or other people's title or postcount, or even their post contents (only in your own browser of course). Can you imagine an Ignore list, or a script that changes every post that member #x makes into "AGHUAHUHAUGUAHUHLBB"? :P Posts: 20 \| Registered: Sunday, February 27 2005 08:00
And he enters in General
lightningmaster2016 Apprentice Member # 5555	written Wednesday, March 2 2005 15:39 Profile #6 Hello JSzewczyk. How do you pronounce your name? I'm sort of new as well. That is, I've been lurking for a long time, and I had a previous account I think but I don't remember what it was. rolleyes Never posted with it anyway. Notices the collection bowl at the door, glowing from the inside with an ominous light, the light of lucidness... removes sanity, drops it in the bowl Let the fun begin! :D Posts: 20 \| Registered: Sunday, February 27 2005 08:00