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Beta call for "Where the rivers meet" in Blades of Avernum
The Immortal
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 written Tuesday, May 23 2006 17:05 Profile Homepage #80
Since school's over, I've been progressing steadily on your scenario. Expect a response soon.

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Show me the muscle in General
The Immortal
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 written Tuesday, May 23 2006 09:31 Profile Homepage #23
I have a very strong wrist.

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Typing, people.

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Canopy help in Blades of Avernum
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 written Monday, May 22 2006 17:33 Profile Homepage #1
1. Kill all of the archers. They're the heaviest damage-dealers in this fight.

2. Take care of the magi/priests ASAP. They will do nasty things to you.

3. If Klugmann is the one still alive rather than Todmacher, he is an immediate target since he will cast mass bless/haste/shield spells on your enemies and mass curse/slow/weaken spells on you. If Todmacher is alive instead, it's still a good idea to kill him anyway.

4. Hit Trahison with Baldev/Flammenrueckstoss for massive damage.

If these don't work, tell me: What are you doing to whom, and what is killing you the most often?

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My God can beat up your God! in General
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 written Monday, May 22 2006 11:03 Profile Homepage #43
quote:
Originally written by Lenar Research Facilites:

He didn't?
IMAGE(http://www.callineb.com/images/pretzel.jpg)
If you accept the bible as the infallible word of god, then naturally, citing the bible will prove the bible.

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My God can beat up your God! in General
The Immortal
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 written Saturday, May 20 2006 15:18 Profile Homepage #38
You damned fool. Mahomet isn't a god, and never claimed to be. (Of course, neither did jesus, but let's conveniently set that aside.) His god is yours.

And PS- You clearly have no goddamned idea what you're talking about with regards to Buddhism.

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Finland > Eurovision! in General
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 written Saturday, May 20 2006 15:10 Profile Homepage #3
WE WON IT! LORD WON IT! WE RULE! :eek:
AMERICA HAS SUBVERTED EUROPE'S PROUD TRADITION OF SOCIAL DEMOCRACY AND TURNED THE ENTIRE CONTINENT INTO TRAINED LAPDOGS! And also we made a record of the money had by any one country!
Can't... Breathe...

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The Ultimate Survey in General
The Immortal
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 written Friday, May 19 2006 19:11 Profile Homepage #19
quote:
Originally written by Leena:

Have you ever kissed someone and regretted it?
—God yes, eww Jeremy.
Folks, this is not what you think it is.

Anyway:

What did you do last night?
Dawdled about with associates, attained various celestial weapons.
The last thing you downloaded onto your computer?
Everlasting Love from the We ♥ Katamari Soundtrack.
Have you ever licked a 9 volt battery?
No.
Type of music you dislike most?
Country.
Are you registered to vote?
Yes.
Ever made a prank phone call?
No.
Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving?
Bungee jumping, yeah. Sky diving, probably not. I mean, I'm sure the view is great, but the blood rushing to my head does not sound appealing.
Furthest place you ever traveled?
Deutschland/Österreich.
What's your favorite comic strip?
A close tie between Goats, Perry Bible Fellowship, Sexy Losers and Ghastly's Ghastly Comic.
Best movie you've seen in the past month?
Batman Begins (though it wasn't the first time I had seen it).
Favorite chocolate bar?
Anything with dark chocolate.
Have you ever won a trophy?
A few, but none for anything I care about.
Favorite arcade game?
DDR, but I prefer watching to actual playing.
Ever thrown up in public?
Yes.
Would you prefer being a millionaire or finding true love?
Attaining human emancipation.
If you had to spend a romantic evening with any sw member, who would you pick?
Dolphin for eye candy, Djur to get stood up by, Boots to get drunk with, Alec to go home with, and Imban to wake up with.
Do you believe in love at first sight?
I believe in erections.
Who do you think about most?
Myself.
Which celebrity do you think is hot, both female and male?
Utada Hikaru and Gackt.
What's the worst medical problem you've ever had?
Stomach flu. I couldn't take two sips of water without violently heaving it up for three days straight.
What's your favorite sitcom?
If it counts, The Daily Show.
Hottest sw male
Thuryl.
Last computer/video game you played
Final Fantasy X.
Last movie you rented
I've never rented, I either buy or pirate.
Would you rather dump someone or be dumped?
I'd rather not let the situation get that bad in the first place.
Which sw member has the dirties mind?

Have you ever kissed someone and regretted it?
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(Your mom.)

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United 93 in General
The Immortal
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 written Thursday, May 18 2006 18:21 Profile Homepage #113
quote:
Originally written by Kelandon:

On the contrary, this looks like a very good time to end this discussion.
That I agree with Kel makes this point even more sound.

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United 93 in General
The Immortal
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 written Thursday, May 18 2006 06:38 Profile Homepage #94
quote:
Originally written by Mouthpiece:

quote:
Originally written by The Pope:

[QB]...to destroy that vile race from the lands of our friends. I say this to those who are present, it meant also for those who are absent. Moreover, Christ commands it.
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O what a disgrace if such a despised and base race, which worships demons, should conquer a people which has the faith of omnipotent God and is made glorious with the name of Christ!
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Let those who have been fighting against their brothers and relatives now fight in a proper way against the barbarians.
Mm. Racism.
Or, in other startling news: When the pope declares Muslims as sub-human, he does little to justify this war as a humanitarian relief effort.

(And for the record, I do agree with Alec, Slarty et al.)

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My God can beat up your God! in General
The Immortal
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 written Wednesday, May 17 2006 21:09 Profile Homepage #17
quote:
Originally written by Mr.Bookworm:

I'm sure you will die a horrible death at the hands of Chuck Norris, Cthulhu, Mohammad Ali, and numerous other gods/deities
Sorry, sonny, but I won't be dragged into the match by your lubed rhetoric this time.

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My God can beat up your God! in General
The Immortal
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 written Wednesday, May 17 2006 20:31 Profile Homepage #13
quote:
Originally written by The Worst Man Ever:

My god is Mohammed Ali. I'd like to see you back that one up.
Instant conversion.

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United 93 in General
The Immortal
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 written Tuesday, May 16 2006 06:36 Profile Homepage #69
quote:
Originally written by Molybdenum:

A few people got rich but the vast majority (that returned) got nothing.
You know what else this sounds like?

EVERY GODDAMNED WAR IN ALL OF HISTORY.
So unless you're willing to posit that World War I was somehow a noble fight against an offensive enemy, I would seriously reconsider this line of argument.

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Taskmaster system in General
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 written Tuesday, May 16 2006 05:05 Profile Homepage #6
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Originally written by PirateKing:

One of my favourites is Square-Enix's Final Fantasy series, specifically FFX and FFX-II.
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Boobies.

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Post Chat Snippets Completely Out Of Context in General
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 written Monday, May 15 2006 21:27 Profile Homepage #23
RealArancaytar (1:33:33 AM): ja ja der vagenhumpen!!

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United 93 in General
The Immortal
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 written Monday, May 15 2006 20:24 Profile Homepage #56
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Originally written by Nick Ringer:

Most forums are very liberal (not unlike activist college campuses of the 70s). Why the sudden crackdown on political opinion? If I didn't know better, I'd think The Establishment was being sarcastic. Really did at first ... :( Don't like such turmoil.
You know, they got Capone on tax evasion.

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United 93 in General
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 written Monday, May 15 2006 19:33 Profile Homepage #53
I did not say that america would literally die (although it would be a nice, added bonus). It's just that, it's not going to be the world superpower for much longer, and once it starts slipping, it won't stop.

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United 93 in General
The Immortal
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 written Monday, May 15 2006 12:08 Profile Homepage #46
quote:
Originally written by Molybdenum:

Wow, what a blanket statement and likely unsupportable. I would venture to say it is more correct that the vast majority of American suburbanites are blindly unaware that their nation is in decline.
Call it "bliss." In a way, you may be right: I don't think anyone is seriously considering the ramifications of China's ruling the world in 20 years (or less), least of which would be the suburbanite elites. But that may be purposeful: After all, every American has to stare down her/his immense debt and come to grips with her/his own mortality. And if a member of the middle-class can push that off to the side, then s/he will.

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United 93 in General
The Immortal
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 written Monday, May 15 2006 09:30 Profile Homepage #43
Gavrillo Princip was a spark-- political assassinations were commonplace at the time-- which merely had such an effect because the rest of Europe had finally gathered enough firewood to incinerate itself.

Zeviz, I think we are in agreement to a certain extent, but I will further this: America already realizes that its time in the sun is over. We've already been shoveling our resources in droves to the orient, and every middle-class suburbanite realizes how out-of-place s/he has become.

Honestly. I really do want to hear what explanations people have for lunacy on this scale.

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Content ratings in Blades of Exile
The Immortal
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 written Sunday, May 14 2006 20:53 Profile Homepage #15
quote:
Originally written by Ash Lael:

And then there are the occasional PG scenarios that deserve an R rating, but there's not many of those.
Hi!!!!

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United 93 in General
The Immortal
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 written Sunday, May 14 2006 20:47 Profile Homepage #15
quote:
Originally written by When Kangaroos Snorkel:

Call me an egocentric American if you wish, but it's a lot easier to be upset by something you actually cam experience.
You can experience a car accident VERY easily, and yet you don't see people panicking over it.

quote:
Originally written by When Kangaroos Snorkel:

The other factor that made it so horrific, is that these deaths, unlike deaths from malnourishment, were caused by a premeditated malicious intent to take the lives of thousands of strangers. While famine is caused by the inaction of many, these events were caused by the actions of a few evil men.
With 9/11, it's true that a few evil men are responsible for the grievous acts. On the other hand, so is famine: After all, isn't it the multinational elite that exploits the third world? Or what about the "inaction of many"? Isn't the destitution of the Middle East caused by massive political inaction?

I am not knocking anyone connected with the losses for caring about 9/11 more than, say, famine or Iraq or anything of the like. That much would be absurd. The problem is that we don't care for other people AT ALL in general, even fellow Americans.

Americans can die? Is that the lesson that has America so spooked? Given its obsession with christianity, that may be: With our insane amounts of debt being stacked against us, now even our physical are fair game, nevermind that a towering bastion of American economic prosperity has just been hammered into the ground (castration). Maybe we're simply afraid of the reckoning day when the sun finally sets in the west and rises in the east. Maybe we're afraid of dying.

I dunno. I honestly don't. If someone can honestly tell me why these corn farmers in the dustbowls and suburbanite elite are getting their panties in a bunch over two towers' falling in a major urban area, I'd like to know.

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United 93 in General
The Immortal
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 written Sunday, May 14 2006 15:52 Profile Homepage #6
quote:
Originally written by Chaotic Wisdom:

Recently, in my Geometry class, my teacher showed us this short movie/clip about the attack on the Pentagon, as well as the other ones. It was, actually, pretty powerful... United 93 too was as powerful
Have I found the Mythic Dumbass who actually cared about 9/11? What's so "powerful" about it? Sure, 3,000 people died. On the other hand, countless civilians have died in Iraq, and there are 25,000 deaths every day from starvation.

So then, what's so special about 9/11? Are the victims white and not brown? Is it every True American's duty to care only about taxpayers? Or do we simply feel sorry for the twin towers because they look like giant dicks? I'm not sure what explanation you'll have, but here's hoping it's a good one.

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Games in General
The Immortal
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 written Sunday, May 14 2006 13:51 Profile Homepage #60
quote:
Originally written by Wild Kinky Slugs:

Twas a bad accident involving a contraceptive and a time machine.
No, I guarantee you, it was quite purposeful.

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United 93 in General
The Immortal
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 written Sunday, May 14 2006 10:45 Profile Homepage #1
Homeland Security: Cutting police funding and sending our defenders into a giant meat-grinder to topple a government that not only had no ties to Al Qaeda, but was an active enemy of them.

I have not seen U93, and I doubt that I will. There are enough reasons to hate bush as-is; I doubt my stress could handle anymore. But if it somehow convinces someone that indiscriminate slaughter is bad, all the better.

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The Topic Of Questions that you don't usally ask in fear of getting the topic locked. in General
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 written Friday, May 12 2006 21:39 Profile Homepage #15
quote:
Originally written by Randomizer:

You beat me to it and did it better.
What, your mom?

quote:
Originally written by Bomber:

lol that was good. :D
What, your mom?

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The Topic Of Questions that you don't usally ask in fear of getting the topic locked. in General
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 written Friday, May 12 2006 21:14 Profile Homepage #12
quote:
Originally written by Bomber:

I don't want to clutter up peoples PM box.
Right. So you post a topic, which is equivalent to cluttering up EVERYONE'S PM box.
And you are somehow in the dark as to why you suck. ¬_¬

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