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Marlenny249: who is the most attractive male on the boards? :P
Ash Lael: Well, the answer to that is obvious. Me. :-P
Marlenny249: true true

Your turn.

[ Wednesday, May 10, 2006 19:29: Message edited by: Ash Lael ]

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SupaNik: Aran, you're not big enough to threaten Ash. Dammit, even JV had to think twice.
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AlecKyras: Don't get me wrong. I love my johnson.

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TerrorsMartyr: The more [censored] dead, the merrier.
Edit: This is neither my opinion nor, I am reasonably convinced, Terror's Martyr's. The expletive is deleted, so now it just stands as a random hate speech statement aimed at no group in particular.

[ Wednesday, May 10, 2006 20:16: Message edited by: Terror's Slartyr ]

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Stareye: well, well, well, talking about a little male ejaculate are we?

Kel: *flashes salmon*
Salmon: NICE!

Thuryl: I really ought to go back to SW. Dolphin's back and nobody's sexually harassed her yet, and that just ain't right.

Alec: Kel: You don't really have a shot with Marlenny. :P

Dareva: will the guys stop calling their own "tits"

Slarty: how the hell did you guys get so slutty without me and salmon?
Slarty: oh, wait, alec's here

Ps. I decided not to post people's screen name since these boards ARE googleable.

[ Thursday, May 11, 2006 10:40: Message edited by: Leena ]

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quote:
Originally written by Leena:

Alec: Kel: You don't really have a shot with Marlenny.
This one was the best, really. :P

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Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens.
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Ephesos: In conclusion, yarr.

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quote:
Originally written by Kelandon:

quote:
Originally written by Leena:

Alec: Kel: You don't really have a shot with Marlenny.
This one was the best, really. :P

Whatever you say, Mickey. :P

Drakefyre: I bear an unyielding grudge against you for sodomising my back yard
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TM: ...I am a pretty little kitten. ;_;
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AlecKyras: And if you ever do anything like that ever again...
Saunders has entered the chat room.
AlecKyras: I will personally pound a rusty nail into your di-- hello, Saunders!

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What did Saunders say? "I'm not interrupting anything, am I?"? :P

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I'm actually paraphrasing Alec's quote somewhat, since I don't have it saved any more. I'm pretty sure his tirade was longer and more entertaining in the original -- about two or three full sentences preceded Saunders' entry, and everyone in the room could see that it was leading up to some dire and obscene threat by the time Saunders came in.

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Slartucker: tyran, you're approaching "get a hooker" level
Ash Lael: It's not that great. Gets really old really quickly.
Ash Lael: Even if it is good for a laugh the first few times.

Slartucker: why are you talking about kel's penis?
AlecKyras: Have none of you played Katamari Damacy?

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Talk about completely out of context

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quote:
Originally written by Slalmarlentyrancaydarephtuckelecoba:

Slartucker: tyran, you're approaching "get a hooker" level
Ash Lael: It's not that great. Gets really old really quickly.
Ash Lael: Even if it is good for a laugh the first few times.

Somehow, I knew that one was coming. :P

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SupaNik: Aran, you're not big enough to threaten Ash. Dammit, even JV had to think twice.
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quote:
Originally written by Slalmarlentyrancaydarephtuckelecoba:

Slartucker: why are you talking about kel's penis?
AlecKyras: Have none of you played Katamari Damacy?

This isn't actually funny, BTW.

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TerrorsMartyr: Can we get beyond the semantics here and down to the issues that really count? Like ****ing five year olds.

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lol, I really have to get AIM again.

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quote:
Originally written by Keto-san:

quote:
Originally written by Slalmarlentyrancaydarephtuckelecoba:

Slartucker: why are you talking about kel's penis?
AlecKyras: Have none of you played Katamari Damacy?

This isn't actually funny, BTW.

It is once you construct a mental image of Kel's penis flopping around collecting miscellaneous objects.

[ Friday, May 12, 2006 01:33: Message edited by: Thuryl ]

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My AIM has been freezing upon startup. I'll have to reinstall.

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*insert obligatory get Trillian remark here*

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Or, if you're a Mac user, get Adium. It sucks, but hey, at least it sucks on 3 instant messaging services at once.

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Zeeqon5 (7:23:16 PM): Harny pral!
TerrorsMartyr (7:23:22 PM): ...sh**.
Zeeqon5 (7:23:29 PM): What?
TerrorsMartyr (7:23:33 PM): Nevermind.
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And now for Sherry and the anus!

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RealArancaytar (1:33:33 AM): ja ja der vagenhumpen!!

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Funnily enough, a Google search for "vagenhumpen" links to a SW thread.

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