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Undead Topics Need Loving Too (aka "Give Me Your First-Born") in General
The Immortal
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 written Sunday, October 23 2005 13:33 Profile Homepage #716
http://home.comcast.net/~tom_05/echoes.html

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Undead Topics Need Loving Too (aka "Give Me Your First-Born") in General
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 written Sunday, October 23 2005 13:15 Profile Homepage #714
Okay, fine. Correction- I hope Stareye doesn't pick up on this one. :P

Although I am surprised- I had no idea you were into vintage items.

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Undead Topics Need Loving Too (aka "Give Me Your First-Born") in General
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 written Sunday, October 23 2005 07:57 Profile Homepage #712
I hope none of you pick up on this one.

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Calling all "Piss Heads" in General
The Immortal
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 written Sunday, October 23 2005 07:54 Profile Homepage #35
quote:
Originally written by Synergy67:

quote:
Originally written by Atrus:

Quadruple pun. Groan.
It's less painful to endure if you can just keep in mind that we all get what we pay for around here.
We don't get paid enough to put up with your trite dreck.

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viruses?! in Blades of Avernum
The Immortal
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 written Sunday, October 23 2005 07:34 Profile Homepage #3
Plus, if your copy is registered and he deleted the preferences, you can always email Jeff for another registered copy- he's actually fairly good about doing this for paying customers.
(Or, hell, ask someone online to bum you their copy. It's not like it'd be piracy at that point.)

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What's In A Name? in General
The Immortal
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 written Saturday, October 22 2005 21:28 Profile Homepage #81
quote:
Originally written by Synergy67:

[QUOTE]Originally written by King Evil:
[qb]But I guess it is inevitable that a man's reputation eventually exceeds his ability to deliver.
I take offense to that.

Your mom was quite sated when I departed.

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First Kiss in General
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 written Saturday, October 22 2005 21:16 Profile Homepage #65
EDIT: Way over the line.

[ Saturday, October 22, 2005 21:19: Message edited by: King Evil ]

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What's In A Name? in General
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 written Saturday, October 22 2005 21:14 Profile Homepage #79
quote:
Originally written by Synergy67:

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Originally written by King Evil:

tl,dr

EDIT: I read it, and it sucks.
Heh heh. Resistance is futile. The gratification comes from drawing you in, like a moth to the flame, and simply evoking a response. I'd rather have someone say it sucks than it blows, though I'm not entirely sure what the difference is, come to think of it.

Well met to you too TM—may I call you Tmmmy! (you know, like on South Park?) Or shall I just go with "augh!"

Hate to disappoint, because I know you try hard, but I don't bait that easily. We regret to inform you that your most recent submittal does not meet our present needs, but please do not hesitate to try again in the near future.
Your humor still sucks.

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First Kiss in General
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 written Saturday, October 22 2005 20:59 Profile Homepage #63
quote:
Originally written by Micawber:

I think it's not so much the kiss as the guy/girl you kissed that sticks in the mind...
...or where you happen to kiss.

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What's In A Name? in General
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 written Saturday, October 22 2005 20:58 Profile Homepage #77
Luchy-kun, have I ever told you how the moonlight illuminates your eyes?

Or how I shudder when the wind rustles through your mullet?

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What's In A Name? in General
The Immortal
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 written Saturday, October 22 2005 20:36 Profile Homepage #75
quote:
Originally written by Synergy67:

quote:
Originally written by Account Ability Impaction:

I've run out of inspiration. At this point I grasp at whatever floats into my brain!
—Alorael
Sounds like your filtration system is clogged. I'll have one of our friendly and knowledgeable servicemen come out to take a look at you right away. Please have your receipts handy.

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quote:
Originally written by Spring:

Spring comes from a nickname my cousin, uncle and father gave me a couple of years ago. I was walking down the passage, and apparently my hair stuck up and bounced around.
Spring Sprang Sprung....Splat. What goes up must come down.

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quote:
Originally written by Drew:

"Drew" is a shorter form of my first name. My original moniker was "Andrew Miller," and many people here still call me "AM."
I AM what I AM. (and U R what U R)

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Originally written by Error:

When joining a different forum, it accepted none of the names I chose at first, ...Eventually, I shortened it to Error, and the name stuck.
I hope you have seen the error or your ways.

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quote:
Originally written by Detta:

Detta is short for Bernadette. Bernadette Van Bergen
And the Dutch-ess award goes to Ms. Van Bergen, oh, and also the award for the most inscrutable website yet.

http://www.miniwaankerbot.com

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quote:
Originally written by Zeviz:

My name is also semi-randomly made up. It started out as Russian translation of Latin root of my real name, but when I wrote it down in English alphabet, it looked hard to pronounce. So I played around with letters until I got something that looked symmetrical and easy to pronounce.
I’m sorry. I can only process two things at once, so this did not compute. Yesho-raz...Daitye menye, pohzahlista, kak vaz zovut? Ya dumayo shto eto ochen strannoye.

Just don’t call him Durak.

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quote:
Originally written by LivingBreathingThinking:

Riibu
I like Riibu.

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quote:
Originally written by chicho:

Why Chicho? Good question, my family and close friends call me like that since i was 2, god knows why, not even my mom does...
Maybe it’s the baby fat?

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Gizmo...it’s a pretty cuddly name, all right

Oh, and I have a book for you...it’s “The Great Diamond Robbery” by Jules Argon. It’s a real gem. I think you’ll like it, that is, if you carat all.

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quote:
Originally written by Archmage Mycroft:

Archmage Mycroft :)
What we have here is a character who lacks original thought, but has an overly-generous helping of delusions of grandeur. ;)

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Originally written by ben ben:

ben ben
Because too much is never enough, and why have one when you can have two?

[This message sponsored by “101 Ways to Give Someone a Boot in the Behind” by Ben Dover.]

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Ichshi...there’s something...FISHY...about your name, but it’s all Greek to me.

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Originally written by King Evil:

I'm the only TM. Ever.
Oh thank heavens, because I only ordered one, and I do hate returning things. What’s your expiration date again?

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Originally written by Archmage Alex:

I'm a fantasy nut (especially concerning magic/psionics/other mental powers) and my name is Alex. Pretty simple.
Remember, you ARE what you eat...so avoid all fruits and nuts.

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quote:
Originally written by Archmage Alex:

quote:
Originally written by Synergy67:

If you ever take the Meyers-Briggs personality test, I'll bet you anything you'll have a great big "N" in there (iNtuitive).
Speaking of which, you fairly scream NF (iNtuitive Feeling). Are you?
Yeah. In fact, I’m screaming right now. My neighbors are calling the police. [ENFJ]

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quote:
Originally written by King Evil:

aughaghaughuaguhuaguhuaghuaguhaughuaguhaugh

...was too long to use as a name. -_-
Reminds me a great moment in an Aeon Flux episode: the first person perspective sound of someone laughing at you while you are being riddled by automatic weapons fire. Not...entirely....inappropriate...now that I think about it. I’ll be sure to refer to you as “augh!” in honor of this epiphaniacal moment hereafter.
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quote:
Originally written by mung:

he was one of the few monsters that could stand up to a high level party for a little while with no problem. That and the added fact that he's a red dude with no shirt could be interpreted as a plus, don't cha think?
I think you should have gone with “mung beetle”, but that’s just me. Oh, and...you know...they DO have this stuff called “sunblock” now. You should look into it.

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quote:
Originally written by SupaNik:

my real name is Nikki, so that's the "Nik" bit. As for the "Supa", I think I was going for "super", but either spelled it wrong, or it was taken. And it sounded okay, so I kept it.
Good thinking. SupaNik is a SupaFly guy. Wait, you are a guy, right? I’m thinking ofa Belgian lass by the name of Nikki Van Lierop all of a sudden. She was in a naughty little music group called Lords of Acid.

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quote:
Originally written by Nicothodes:

I got my name from the book The Merlin Conspiracy
I don’t know. I keep picturing some sort of exotic volcanic rock I want to saw in half.

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Salmon, where do you live, dude? Bonnieville Dam, WA where they have the fish ladder or is it just a weird coincidence?

http://www.zinnware.com/Vacations/OregonWashington2001/ColumbiaGorge/pages/ 12-Bonnieville%20Dam.htm

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I’ve used up my daily allotment of dots.
tl,dr

EDIT: I read it, and it sucks.

[ Saturday, October 22, 2005 20:39: Message edited by: King Evil ]

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Importing Custom Graphics in Blades of Avernum Editor
The Immortal
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 written Saturday, October 22 2005 20:32 Profile Homepage #2
Or, if you use OSX, try ResFool.

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Importing Custom Graphics in Blades of Avernum
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 written Saturday, October 22 2005 20:32 Profile Homepage #2
Or, if you use OSX, try ResFool.

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the golf coast in General
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 written Saturday, October 22 2005 10:44 Profile Homepage #23
quote:
Originally written by Aranea Hirsuta:

I'm rubber, you're glue. Whatever you say bounces off of me and also turns into fecal matter.


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Canopy bugbear mage in Blades of Avernum
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 written Saturday, October 22 2005 09:11 Profile Homepage #10
quote:
Originally written by Thralni, emperor of Riverrod:

When I clicken the post topic button, I was thinking: "Maybe there actually is a readme file somewhere?" But as I already posted the topic I decided I was to lazy to look and left it by that.
Good job.

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ATTN ALL CULTISTS in Richard White Games
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 written Saturday, October 22 2005 09:08 Profile Homepage #32
I prefer the colloquialism.
In fact, Japanese terms aren't used very often outside of bio-physiological fields. FYI.

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ATTN ALL CULTISTS in Richard White Games
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 written Saturday, October 22 2005 09:01 Profile Homepage #30
This forum has "evolved" no more than mankind can "evolve" a new rectum or three.
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ゴジラのチンは貴方たちの中に！！！

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Just curious; are people still interested in new BOE style graphics? in Blades of Exile
The Immortal
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 written Saturday, October 22 2005 08:59 Profile Homepage #10
.gif works well. .bmp is a bit large (and esoteric for some), .jpg ruinates the quality and .bmp is WAY too large (and isn't even displayed properly on some browsers).

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the golf coast in General
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 written Saturday, October 22 2005 08:55 Profile Homepage #21
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Originally written by Aranea Hirsuta:

lol

Sure. Why not have a little fun? Besides, they are welcome to mock me if they like.
I think they're just intelligent enough to recognize the redundancy of it.

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This is getting old. in General
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 written Saturday, October 22 2005 08:52 Profile Homepage #51
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Originally written by Anomen:

is the feeling that something bad will happen to kenny ,cus of south park's kenny dying in every episode?
This is what it sounds like when grammar teachers commit ritualized seppuku.

IMAGE(http://www.purplehouse.nl/gallery/albums/80s/PurpleRainTour_11.jpg)

[ Saturday, October 22, 2005 08:52: Message edited by: King Evil ]

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Free Online R.P.G in General
The Immortal
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 written Saturday, October 22 2005 08:48 Profile Homepage #2
Try piracy.

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The male member is a cobra.

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Yet another Jeff Vogel Interview in General
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 written Friday, October 21 2005 21:17 Profile Homepage #1
"Our games are very retro. They're a lot like the older classics, like Ultima, Fallout, and Baldur's Gate."
Jeff is lucky that Black Isle is out of buisiness, lest he be sued for libel.

EDIT:
"Second, please stop writing me to try to shame me into giving you a free game by saying my work isn't worth twenty-five bucks. It didn't work the first 50,000 times it happened."
...I find this amusing.

[ Friday, October 21, 2005 21:20: Message edited by: King Evil ]

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the golf coast in General
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 written Friday, October 21 2005 21:02 Profile Homepage #17
quote:
Originally written by Aranea Hirsuta:

I'm white.


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Calling all "Piss Heads" in General
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 written Friday, October 21 2005 21:00 Profile Homepage #28
quote:
Originally written by Estimational Leap:

I was talking about something a bit more addictive than Gatorade, but that fluoresces a fair amount as well. It's probably just as likely to melt your intestines, too.
What, you mean Absinthe?

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Came back from Holland to find that most of my best friends are bi. in General
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 written Friday, October 21 2005 20:59 Profile Homepage #59
no offense but i cant stand straight people ,,adolf hitler was straight and tried killing the jews all the time

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PS- "Gay as christmas" isn't an insult to gays if the person you are talking about is actually gay. Thus where the objection comes into play is that "True Christians" don't want to be conflated with homosexuality, even though:
1. Everyone KNOWS that True Christians hate gays with a seething bigotry that is thinly veiled at best
2. Christmas is a joke of a holiday with so much capitalistic and pagan baggage that celebrating it is something of a farce (assuming, of course, that you're a True Christian who will at least give lip service to not being obsessed with cash-moneys)

Or, let me put it this way- I don't give a rat's ass one way or another if ¢hri$tians are offended. Enough with the persecution complex already. I swear, if the US elected Nero as president in 2008, I would be elated.

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