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Guess! in Blades of Avernum
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I'm guessing that :) means that, while not being the objective, it is still true.

For instance: Creator lives in Australia.

My guess is... Um... Creator got a big fat raise?

A vestigal, True Christian™ womanacquaintance?

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What the... in General
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quote:
Originally written by Explode Thuryl Now:

Mmm... kahk...
Moderators! Arrest this man.

PS- Are there no Arabic alcoholic beverages Omar could indulge in? And what of other foods that, while against customs, are both Arabic and fattening?

At least the show will be popular for mocking Hindus from time to time.

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"Heirs to Thesis"? in Blades of Exile
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*waves hand*

These aren't the forum header mistakes you're looking for...

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editor question in Blades of Exile
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Either that, or you can have "purc" trigger a regular talking node where he says, "I sell either XXXX or XXXX".
Then, have two different shops.

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Riddles & Brain Teasers in General
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Bahsskava's story in Blades of Avernum
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quote:
Originally written by Kelandon:

[QUOTE]Originally written by Thralni, emperor of Riverrod:
[qb]TM has complained bitterly about the appearance of LP, but I like the appearance of LP, so I think this just goes to show that there's no one right answer here.

Christ- two differing opinions does not equate to postmodernism.

Let me sum up his most relevant complaint: You cannot work with heights for crap. You will have the black and empty edges of cave hills protruding openly, your chasms use the wrong terrain type so cliffs don't show, your height use is staggered and unnatural, et cetera.

Look at EM, DoK or MA. Hell, look at Canopy if you want. Then look at LP. Note how the only person other than yourself to compliment LP's looks is your girlfriend.

Now, don't get me wrong. Crappy-looking scenarios can still be good (Tatterdemalion). But I would recommend making scenarios that look good, since it can be used to much greater effect that way.

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God Stuff (Antichrist! You better spell it right! ) in General
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quote:
Originally written by Thuryl:

Don't feel too bad: I keep reading the "Explore Mars Now" topic as "Explode Mars Now".

Which would be a pretty cool thing to do, actually, but ultimately unproductive.

Col. Kurtz goes into space!

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Rhetorical Survey in General
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You didn't understand the last question- "breath" is used often enough.

Bated, however, is not.

(Abated, on the other hand, is.)

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Rhetorical Survey in General
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No, these aren't questions not to be answered...

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You may not view the results of this poll without voting.

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Explore Mars now in General
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Unfortunately, even if you do feel like making more oxygen on Mars, the fact remains that your lungs would be found outside of your cadaver the moment you opened your mouth.

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Guess! in Blades of Avernum
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If you have a computer and are going to design a scenario, then :D .

:( otherwise.

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Yes! in Blades of Exile
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There's no right or wrong, but there are many ways to get one's ass sued off for libel and/or obscenity.

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Bahsskava's story in Blades of Avernum
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quote:
Originally written by Thralni, emperor of Riverrod:

but really, for somebody with your experience
...what?

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First Kiss in General
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"This BDSM-related article is a stub. You can help Wikipedia by expanding it."

o wikipedia u

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Opening a Can o' Peas - An Apology to TM in General
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quote:
Originally written by Medicine Man:

*dreamy sigh*

Tonight, I'm all yours...

What, and tomorrow you're gone?
You dirty, gonorrhea-ridden whore. To think that you manipulated my weak and lustful heart like so!

Hold me, Ira, for I am yours, never to betray you again as long as we both may live. (Not saying much, considering the VDs not limited to HIV, but nevermind that.)

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Yes! in Blades of Exile
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It's like you said. A "G" scenario of mine can, at times, be at LEAST as bad as a "R" scenario of other people. (Given, an NC-17 scenario is still going to be Really Bad to get such a rating, but that's for sake of overt pornography or other such stupidity.)

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Opening a Can o' Peas - An Apology to TM in General
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quote:
Originally written by Medicine Man:

I apologize too. Will you take me back TM?
The lovers are reunited at last.

Ah! Behold, the sunset as the hold hands and ride horses into the sunset.

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Canopy in Blades of Avernum
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Check the readme.

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Undead Topics Need Loving Too (aka "Give Me Your First-Born") in General
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Go Europe. :(

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Opening a Can o' Peas - An Apology to TM in General
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At first, I thought this was about the scenario.

I am sorely disappointed.

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For reference, "insulting canopy" puts you in the company of well over dozens (an achievement for a gaming audience so diminutive! go me), and if you think I'd not have thick skin and design for roughly 4-5 years, you're dead wrong.

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Explore Mars now in General
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quote:
Originally written by Jewels:

Bah, Armageddon will happen well before we run out of room on the earth. ;)
And to think, you people mock the pagans.

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Calling all "Piss Heads" in General
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Hah- "Avernum-violating" beat PoD's complimentary review in just 2 words.

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ATTN ALL CULTISTS in Richard White Games
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quote:
Originally written by Dung Demon:

Drugs: just say の.
Irony is, 『の』 is a neutral sentence-ending particle.

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Calling all "Piss Heads" in General
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You suck at the internet.

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First Kiss in General
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quote:
Originally written by Alex:

quote:
Originally written by Marlenny:

That's so fun Jewels. I bet most guys (pimps) can't even remember their first kiss (date wise I'm talking about). Mine was on May 5th, 2001 at 11:40pm.

Edit: I'm Libra, and I'm not sure about Jewels, but mine was at a friends Birthday party. Thus I'm able to recall the date.

You got me there. I remember which summer it was for my first 'real' kiss, but I don't recall the date. I do remember the date of my first intercourse, though... Maybe it has to do with gender roles? Guys are supposed to 'score'.

Anyway, it took place in a park (the kiss, not the other event). We were walking side by side. She tried to feed me some BS about 'serious' relationships, but then she took the initiative. She moved in front of me, embraced me and leaned back, so as to create a certain contact of kinky bits. It was a very sensual and passionate experience.

Die.

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