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How long you been playing Spiderweb in General
Bob's Big Date
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I've been playing it since 1989, when I was given the Bush administration's special secret advance copies of Spiderweb Software's incomparable games. Then I played Geneforge and I was hooked!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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In a word, gay.
--Bob the Impaler

Posts: 2367 | Registered: Friday, June 27 2003 07:00
Sorry if this is not Spiderweb related. I need advice, and ideas... in General
Bob's Big Date
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Profile Homepage #3
Why don't you just ban the histrionic arsehole so he can suck himself off in peace?

[ Saturday, October 18, 2003 11:30: Message edited by: Saishuu Heiki Custer ]

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In a word, gay.
--Bob the Impaler

Posts: 2367 | Registered: Friday, June 27 2003 07:00
Am I one of the oldest? in General
Bob's Big Date
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Profile Homepage #6
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In a word, gay.
--Bob the Impaler

Posts: 2367 | Registered: Friday, June 27 2003 07:00
Simtown search please in General
Bob's Big Date
Member # 3151
Profile Homepage #1
a. This is not a SW game.
b. Your post makes no damn sense.
c. I WTF you: WTF.

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In a word, gay.
--Bob the Impaler

Posts: 2367 | Registered: Friday, June 27 2003 07:00
Reoccurring Dreams in General
Bob's Big Date
Member # 3151
Profile Homepage #11
Lately I've been dreaming I'm pants.

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In a word, gay.
--Bob the Impaler

Posts: 2367 | Registered: Friday, June 27 2003 07:00
I R Bored! in General
Bob's Big Date
Member # 3151
Profile Homepage #3
Chicken. Ham.
Sniper?

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In a word, gay.
--Bob the Impaler

Posts: 2367 | Registered: Friday, June 27 2003 07:00
I have an intriguing question for my fellow Spidweb users in General
Bob's Big Date
Member # 3151
Profile Homepage #67
They thought that people who were exclusively heterosexual were feminized by their women, as a matter of fact.

Of course, we can go all on about the ancient Greeks and Romans being different from us -- as far as most things sexual go, turn the default western view upside down and there you have it.

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In a word, gay.
--Bob the Impaler

Posts: 2367 | Registered: Friday, June 27 2003 07:00
suicide methodes in General
Bob's Big Date
Member # 3151
Profile Homepage #72
Human life is worth more than everything except free will.

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In a word, gay.
--Bob the Impaler

Posts: 2367 | Registered: Friday, June 27 2003 07:00
How old are you? in General
Bob's Big Date
Member # 3151
Profile Homepage #60
Djur would be cuddlier if it weren't for the fact that he bites when excited -_-

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In a word, gay.
--Bob the Impaler

Posts: 2367 | Registered: Friday, June 27 2003 07:00
How old are you? in General
Bob's Big Date
Member # 3151
Profile Homepage #58
290. I'm a big person, though -- I'd be skin and bones at 215 IMAGE(Spiderweb Software Boards How old are you (3)_files/tongue.gif)

[ Wednesday, October 15, 2003 15:45: Message edited by: Saishuu Heiki Custer ]

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In a word, gay.
--Bob the Impaler

Posts: 2367 | Registered: Friday, June 27 2003 07:00
I have an intriguing question for my fellow Spidweb users in General
Bob's Big Date
Member # 3151
Profile Homepage #64
I
Hear the sledges with the bells --
Silver bells[i]!!![/i]
What a world of merriment their melody foretells[i]!!![/i]
How they tinkle, tinkle, tinkle,
In the icy air of night[i]!!![/i]
While the stars that oversprinkle
All the heavens, seem to twinkle
With a crystalline delight;
Keeping time, time, time,
In a sort of Runic rhyme,
To the tintinnabulation that so musically wells
From the bells, bells, bells, bells,
Bells, bells, bells --
From the jingling and the tinkling of the bells.

II
Hear the mellow wedding bells --
Golden bells[i]!!![/i]
What a world of happiness their harmony foretells[i]!!![/i]
Through the balmy air of night
How they ring out their delight[i]!!![/i] --
From the molten-golden notes,
And all in tune,
What a liquid ditty floats
To the turtle-dove that listens, while she gloats
On the moon[i]!!![/i]
Oh, from out the sounding cells,
What a gush of euphony voluminously wells[i]!!![/i]
How it swells[i]!!![/i]
How it dwells
On the Future[i]!!![/i] -- how it tells
Of the rapture that impels
To the swinging and the ringing
Of the bells, bells, bells --
Of the bells, bells, bells, bells,
Bells, bells, bells --
To the rhyming and the chiming of the bells[i]!!![/i]

III
Hear the loud alarum bells --
Brazen bells[i]!!![/i]
What a tale of terror, now, their turbulency tells[i]!!![/i]
In the startled ear of night
How they scream out their affright[i]!!![/i]
Too much horrified to speak,
They can only shriek, shriek,
Out of tune,
In a clamorous appealing to the mercy of the fire
In a mad expostulation with the deaf and frantic fire,
Leaping higher, higher, higher,
With a desperate desire,
And a resolute endeavour
Now -- now to sit, or never
By the side of the pale-faced moon.
Oh, the bells, bells, bells[i]!!![/i]
What a tale their terror tells
Of Despair[i]!!![/i]
How they clang, and clash, and roar[i]!!![/i]
What a horror they outpour
On the bosom of the palpitating air[i]!!![/i]
Yet the ear, it fully knows,
By the twanging,
And the clanging,
How the danger ebbs and flows;
Yet the ear distinctly tells,
In the jangling,
And the wrangling,
How the danger sinks and swells,
By the sinking or the swelling in the anger of the bells --
Of the bells --
Of the bells, bells, bells,
Bells, bells, bells --
In the clamour and the clangor of the bells[i]!!![/i]

IV
Hear the tolling of the bells --
Iron bells[i]!!![/i]
What a world of solemn thought their monody compels[i]!!![/i]
In the silence of the night,
How we shiver with affright
At the melancholy menace of their tone[i]!!![/i]
For every sound that floats
From the rust within their throats
Is a groan.
And the people -- ah, the people --
They that dwell up in the steeple,
All alone,
And who, tolling, tolling, tolling,
In that muffled monotone,
Feel a glory in so rolling
On the human heart a stone --
They are neither man nor woman --
They are neither brute nor human --
They are Ghouls: --
And their king it is who tolls: --
And he rolls, rolls, rolls
A paean from the bells[i]!!![/i]
And his merry bosom swells
With the paean of the bells[i]!!![/i]
And he dances, and he yells;
Keeping time, time, time,
In a sort of Runic rhyme,
To the paean of the bells: --
Of the bells:
Keeping time, time, time,
In a sort of Runic rhyme,
To the throbbing of the bells --
Of the bells, bells, bells --
To the sobbing of the bells: --
Keeping time, time, time
As he knells, knells, knells,
In a happy Runic rhyme,
To the rolling of the bells --
Of the bells, bells, bells: --
To the tolling of the bells --
Of the bells, bells, bells, bells,
Bells, bells, bells --
To the moaning and the groaning of the bells.
--E.A. Poe

[ Wednesday, October 15, 2003 16:08: Message edited by: Saishuu Heiki Custer ]

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In a word, gay.
--Bob the Impaler

Posts: 2367 | Registered: Friday, June 27 2003 07:00
kobalds, Rakshasi and Beholders, i wonder what is everybodies favorout RPG monster in General
Bob's Big Date
Member # 3151
Profile Homepage #15
TM, your ideas about the Rakshasi are insane by any reasonable standard. According to the myths Jeff took them from and the way they acted in the game itself, their lifestyle is completely inconsistent with a group which would find communism to be a beneficial state of affairs.

They're epicurianism manifested in flesh. Stop trying to paint them red.

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In a word, gay.
--Bob the Impaler

Posts: 2367 | Registered: Friday, June 27 2003 07:00
Avernum Online in General
Bob's Big Date
Member # 3151
Profile Homepage #8
quote:
Originally written by Waffle Guy:

You just ate my brain. uuuaaaugraa. IMAGE(Spiderweb Software Boards Avernum Online_files/smile.gif)
For future reference, this is a bulletin board, not a chat program. You want to convey this sort of thing, you do it over PM or IM.
General rule: "If it doesn't need saying, don't bother saying it."

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In a word, gay.
--Bob the Impaler

Posts: 2367 | Registered: Friday, June 27 2003 07:00
Avernum Online in General
Bob's Big Date
Member # 3151
Profile Homepage #3
Timed turns.

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In a word, gay.
--Bob the Impaler

Posts: 2367 | Registered: Friday, June 27 2003 07:00
The "About us" topic in General
Bob's Big Date
Member # 3151
Profile Homepage #80
And a dub of some Japanese movie or another, by which I like to state that he's a much better voice than movie actor.

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In a word, gay.
--Bob the Impaler

Posts: 2367 | Registered: Friday, June 27 2003 07:00
kobalds, Rakshasi and Beholders, i wonder what is everybodies favorout RPG monster in General
Bob's Big Date
Member # 3151
Profile Homepage #13
Slightly more cats, you mean.

Humans.

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In a word, gay.
--Bob the Impaler

Posts: 2367 | Registered: Friday, June 27 2003 07:00
The "About us" topic in General
Bob's Big Date
Member # 3151
Profile Homepage #77
»What is your name?
Xao Opus Fe.
»What is your quest?
I come from the east by southeast for the glory of the People.
»What is your favorite color/colour?

»What is your job (If you are unemployed, what prevents you from having more free time)?
Chairman of the Xao Conglomerate.
»What are some books you like?
I enjoy alternate-history. 'The Center Cannot Hold' sucked, BTW, but 'The Victorious Opposition' sucked worse. I'm hoping his work improves by the time the second war starts.
»What are some movies/TV shows you like?
I loved Andy Richter Controls the Universe. Goddamn the Fox network.
»What are some computer/console games you like?
We've gone over this.
»What are some bands you like?
See previous, plus perhaps Supertramp, Simon & Garfunkel, the White Stripes; Matchbox 20 have their moments, too.
»What are some songs/musical pieces you like?
Echoes. You will listen to Echoes or I will shoot you in the head.
»What do you think various members look like?
There was a photo thread at Desp. Sadly, I still don't have a picture of Imby or Sarachim -_-
»What did you have for lunch last Tuesday?
Lunch and dry land are myths.
»What is your age?
16 going on 48
»What is your species?
Homo sapiens aixo-se.
»What sort of computer do you use?
171-se Daraconiso-ye.
»What plane are you from?
I prefer to travel by ship.
»Are you male, female, or "other"?
Male.
»How many holes do you prefer in the ceiling?
I don't believe in ceilings.
»When did you last brush your teeth?
Earlier today.
»Do you feed lemons to your pet alligator?
No. My father gave me two things. One of them was this piece of sage advice: if you abuse your alligator, you will lose your alligator.

The other was two fifths of the liquid assets of the Aixoan Empire.
»To whom are all your base belong?
Hiram Maxim. Now stop calling.
»What region of the universe are you posting from?
The Alxus system.
»What does (§³·ß)Ð/µª=ƒ mean?
Only provable for n such that n is less than or equal to 2.
»What is the appropriate usage of the word "EVOL"?
There is no such beast.
»Do you own any medieval or medieval-style weaponry?
Yeah. Sure. I have plenty; I'm sure you could find a rock or a stick in my garden complex somewhere.
»Did I forget anything?
Some bowing and scraping would be nice.

[ Tuesday, October 14, 2003 07:20: Message edited by: Saishuu Heiki Custer ]

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In a word, gay.
--Bob the Impaler

Posts: 2367 | Registered: Friday, June 27 2003 07:00
Spiderweb Boards Demographics in General
Bob's Big Date
Member # 3151
Profile Homepage #10
Americans still call it Oceania, though. I can count the number of times I've heard "Australasia" on one hand, and it has the added benefit of working on the south seas islands too (which are not by any means Asian, or even all austral)

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In a word, gay.
--Bob the Impaler

Posts: 2367 | Registered: Friday, June 27 2003 07:00
DOES YUO THINK THAT YOU CAN RP?!? in General
Bob's Big Date
Member # 3151
Profile Homepage #5
I agree with Djur, Thuryl, TM, and the other guy.

Christ, why don't I just pack it in and write Pokey bootlegs?

[ Tuesday, October 14, 2003 07:00: Message edited by: Saishuu Heiki Custer ]

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In a word, gay.
--Bob the Impaler

Posts: 2367 | Registered: Friday, June 27 2003 07:00
What's your credit card number? in General
Bob's Big Date
Member # 3151
Profile Homepage #0
(thx to Khoth for the idea)

I'd tell you mine, but, uh, I can't find it.

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In a word, gay.
--Bob the Impaler

Posts: 2367 | Registered: Friday, June 27 2003 07:00
How old are you? in General
Bob's Big Date
Member # 3151
Profile Homepage #47
quote:
Originally written by Lady Marmalade:

Faelor, wait until you hit 20 and you start to see the wrinkles appear. Then you'll feel old!
Wait until you're 40 and you're mostly wrinkles and you start sagging places you didn't know could sag. IMAGE(Spiderweb Software Boards How old are you (2)_files/tongue.gif)

[ Sunday, October 12, 2003 07:55: Message edited by: Ultimate Weapon Custer ]

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In a word, gay.
--Bob the Impaler

Posts: 2367 | Registered: Friday, June 27 2003 07:00
suicide methodes in General
Bob's Big Date
Member # 3151
Profile Homepage #8
On the other hand, there are a couple of situations in which government-assisted suicide wouldn't hurt. The terminally ill, for instance -- if they want to go, the option to go quickly, painlessly, and surely should be available to them.

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In a word, gay.
--Bob the Impaler

Posts: 2367 | Registered: Friday, June 27 2003 07:00
suicide methodes in General
Bob's Big Date
Member # 3151
Profile Homepage #5
Acquaint yourself with a head of state. Spend years becoming his shadow.

Then make it look like he did it.

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In a word, gay.
--Bob the Impaler

Posts: 2367 | Registered: Friday, June 27 2003 07:00
I have an intriguing question for my fellow Spidweb users in General
Bob's Big Date
Member # 3151
Profile Homepage #31
quote:
Originally written by Boeing:

quote:
Originally written by The_Nazgul:


I am just curious, for those of you gays who have openly comunicated your sexual preferences, what was the reaction of your family, friends, etc..?

I havn't told anyone at Real Life (TM) about my homosexuality yet. I think at least my mother would accept it, but my friends and other (older)relatives? Nah...

I am not a psychologist, so take all of this with a grain of salt.

I'd say it wouldn't be entirely judicious to tell your grandparents and such. From what I know of my family, I tend to believe that most grandparents are happier not knowing that you're considering sex outside of marriage, much less something like homosexuality.

As far as your parents go, I'd say tell them. If they don't know, there's a huge wedge between you and them, and no one wants that.

[ Saturday, October 11, 2003 09:48: Message edited by: Ultimate Weapon Custer ]

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In a word, gay.
--Bob the Impaler

Posts: 2367 | Registered: Friday, June 27 2003 07:00
I have an intriguing question for my fellow Spidweb users in General
Bob's Big Date
Member # 3151
Profile Homepage #23
What you say is true, but I still think 'bisexual' is ambiguous enough that people who will have no strong attraction to the same or other sex after puberty tend to rope themselves into it. "I am attracted to and want to have sex with women" and "I am attracted to and want to have sex with men" are both easier to determine than "At some times or most times I may or may not be attracted to either men or women".

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In a word, gay.
--Bob the Impaler

Posts: 2367 | Registered: Friday, June 27 2003 07:00

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