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Because it's been forever since the last one in General
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quote:
Originally written by Slarty:

the forum membership is represented less by the fringes and more by the hardcore group of young men without lives. :)

Can I hear an "Amen"?

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The Silent Assassin isn't saying it.

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-Lenar Labs
What's Your Destiny?

Ushmushmeifa: Lenar's power is almighty and ineffable.

All hail lord Noric, god of... well, something important, I'm sure.
Posts: 735 | Registered: Monday, January 16 2006 08:00
Bans in General
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quote:
Originally written by T'o'M:

I'm laughing, but come on, what are you, a bunch of gay jews?
Actually...
No, I'm not.

In before the lock.

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The Silent Assassin insists that I not include him in this section just to ensure that we are indeed in before the lock.
Heck, he even wonders why this section is necessary.
In fact, he goes on to postulate...

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-Lenar Labs
What's Your Destiny?

Ushmushmeifa: Lenar's power is almighty and ineffable.

All hail lord Noric, god of... well, something important, I'm sure.
Posts: 735 | Registered: Monday, January 16 2006 08:00
Because it's been forever since the last one in General
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Age: 19
Height: 5'7"
Hair Color: Dirty Blonde
Eye Color: Blue

Do you ...
Have a tattoo? No
Have any peircings? No
Have a bf/gf? Yes
Like thunderstorms? Of course
Ever stop using the computer? Only when I'm not conscious or involved in coffee-shop-type conversation

Have you/Do you have...
Considered a life of crime? I did, but decided that I'm not good enough... :P
Split personalities? The voices say no.
Obsessions? Of course.

Right now...
Current clothes: Nintendo one-up mushroom shirt, jeans, sneakers
Current mood: impatient with the roomie
Current music: not sure. my roommate is trying to learn a song on the guitar
Current annoyance: The fact that I'd rather be asleep
Current thing you should be doing: Sleeping. Hi, Tyran.

Favorite...
Drink: Grapefruit juice.
Color: green
Candy: Reese's cups
Movie: Independance Day
Person to talk to: My girlfriend

Do you perfer...
McDonalds or Burger King? Wendy's
Root Beer or Dr Pepper? Dr. Pepper
Sunshine or Rain? I prefer overcast with no precipitation.
Spring or Fall? Fall
Winter or Summer? Winter
Vanilla or Chocolate? Vanilla
Lights on or Off? Off

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The Silent Assassin will, the Silent Assasin will rock you.
Yeah right.

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-Lenar Labs
What's Your Destiny?

Ushmushmeifa: Lenar's power is almighty and ineffable.

All hail lord Noric, god of... well, something important, I'm sure.
Posts: 735 | Registered: Monday, January 16 2006 08:00
Finished Avernums in The Avernum Trilogy
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that was odd. I got the FYI flooding message without doing anything, and then, with my only refreshing the page, the UBB posted a copy.

[ Friday, September 08, 2006 18:59: Message edited by: Lenar, Inc. ]

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-Lenar Labs
What's Your Destiny?

Ushmushmeifa: Lenar's power is almighty and ineffable.

All hail lord Noric, god of... well, something important, I'm sure.
Posts: 735 | Registered: Monday, January 16 2006 08:00
Finished Avernums in The Avernum Trilogy
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Alternatively, one can use a whole lot of level three blessing and hasting, a couple of heroic brews, arcane shield if you can afford the mp, and then use the "wait" trick before rushing in.

But, yeah. Slowing is generally your best bet.

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The Silent Assassin boasts that he could take on the entire Pit of Wyrm with a shovel and a tackle box.
I'm not sure that he quite gets the whole "dark" part.

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-Lenar Labs
What's Your Destiny?

Ushmushmeifa: Lenar's power is almighty and ineffable.

All hail lord Noric, god of... well, something important, I'm sure.
Posts: 735 | Registered: Monday, January 16 2006 08:00
I think in General
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I've seen two episodes of the original BSG, and can say that it was good for the era. I haven't seen any of the new stuff. I have not seen Babylon 5, though it is on my "to view" list.
Right now, my roommate and I are working on season Stargate SG-1 (go Netflix). After that, I dunno.

And ze great Dr. Who debate rages on...

Personally, I think the new series needs to fire most of the production staff and get some people who are actually serious about, well, not putting crap on the TV screen...
The Dr. Who Classic series, on the other hand, was (and still, in a wierd definition, is) a B-rated phenomenon that attracted some of the the most talented actors and screenwriters in the western world. At least, until late in the Peter Davidson era (83-ish, I think. Frankly, the character of Turlough was Davidson's saving grace), and then the entire show went to the dogs. Brilliant characters, enticing plots, foul (though on the rare occasion clever) effects, and low-level camera work, and sometimes even the address of some major issue. Unfortunately, the stuff that made the show worth watching got sparser and sparser as it progressed.
Now if someone could take the same premise and put some talent and focus back behind it (and maybe even take a gander at the classic series and try to avoid the mistakes they made)...

End of rant.

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The Silent Assassin is also silent while he sleeps.
Which does get really creepy, to think that he could still be up and plotting...

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-Lenar Labs
What's Your Destiny?

Ushmushmeifa: Lenar's power is almighty and ineffable.

All hail lord Noric, god of... well, something important, I'm sure.
Posts: 735 | Registered: Monday, January 16 2006 08:00
[Your title here] in The Avernum Trilogy
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I call it "Crystal Souls: the Unofficial Novelization"
You can just call it " Lenar's Fanfic ", for all I care.
Why do I bring it up?
Because I finally managed to pull off an assassination.

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The Silent Assassin has nothing to say. Aloud.
But the fact that he's performing a polka for me does pretty much get his opinion across.

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-Lenar Labs
What's Your Destiny?

Ushmushmeifa: Lenar's power is almighty and ineffable.

All hail lord Noric, god of... well, something important, I'm sure.
Posts: 735 | Registered: Monday, January 16 2006 08:00
Hellfire and Brimstone in General
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No.
You can never watch movies again.
:P

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The Silent Assassin is currently topside doing some sort of experiment with balloons.
In this knowledge, I am somewhat concerned about the loud thudding sounds coming through the ceiling.

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-Lenar Labs
What's Your Destiny?

Ushmushmeifa: Lenar's power is almighty and ineffable.

All hail lord Noric, god of... well, something important, I'm sure.
Posts: 735 | Registered: Monday, January 16 2006 08:00
Hellfire and Brimstone in General
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Well, I think Salmon is taking too long on this one.

IMAGE(http://stuff.ermarian.net/salmon/blasphemy.jpg)

You should all know the drill by now.

EDIT: I need to learn how to type.

[ Monday, September 04, 2006 19:46: Message edited by: Lenar, Inc. ]

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-Lenar Labs
What's Your Destiny?

Ushmushmeifa: Lenar's power is almighty and ineffable.

All hail lord Noric, god of... well, something important, I'm sure.
Posts: 735 | Registered: Monday, January 16 2006 08:00
Anagrams in General
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EDIT: whoops. left out an "er". fixing!

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The Silent Assassin is currently taking a sabbatical from creating post tags.
Less strain for me.

[ Sunday, September 03, 2006 22:40: Message edited by: Lenar, Inc. ]

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-Lenar Labs
What's Your Destiny?

Ushmushmeifa: Lenar's power is almighty and ineffable.

All hail lord Noric, god of... well, something important, I'm sure.
Posts: 735 | Registered: Monday, January 16 2006 08:00
Anagrams in General
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I kink.
:D

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The Silent Assassin has made it known that he will be taking a short sabbatical from these little tags in order to commune with his creative side.
So long as it doesn't happen in the kitchen.

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-Lenar Labs
What's Your Destiny?

Ushmushmeifa: Lenar's power is almighty and ineffable.

All hail lord Noric, god of... well, something important, I'm sure.
Posts: 735 | Registered: Monday, January 16 2006 08:00
Stuck in Za-Khazi Run in Blades of Avernum
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It's been so long since I've played this particular scenario that I don't recall anything about eyebeasts...
However, I will say that "poppy shrooms" will become a problem if you don't accept the right reward from the Lich. Shrooms. Hint. Hint.

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The Silent Assassin suggests that you go with the Amulet of Awesomeness.
Of course, said amulet only exists because he scripted it, and is not found in the Run.
So, he says, it sucks to be you.

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-Lenar Labs
What's Your Destiny?

Ushmushmeifa: Lenar's power is almighty and ineffable.

All hail lord Noric, god of... well, something important, I'm sure.
Posts: 735 | Registered: Monday, January 16 2006 08:00
Using BoA to tell a story in Blades of Avernum Editor
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Okay, let's talk practicality.
I do know that we can utilize calls to check PC stats.
What if one created a tag or several tags using skills that can't be trained in, or the skills that require base skills to train in?
In essence, a combination key of skills, with a different key generated from the different sub-scenarios?
One could potentially manipulate the key, of course, but why would one want to, if they wanted to play corectly?

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The Silent Assassin knows more than the Shadow.

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-Lenar Labs
What's Your Destiny?

Ushmushmeifa: Lenar's power is almighty and ineffable.

All hail lord Noric, god of... well, something important, I'm sure.
Posts: 735 | Registered: Monday, January 16 2006 08:00
Using BoA to tell a story in Blades of Avernum Editor
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I'd had an idea very similar to Dintiridan's, myself.
However, instead of extracting singletons, i figured the player would just select the character to be affected by each story at the start of the scenario.
Do it with a "choose a character" or "separate active character" type thing (I'm not in the mood to look up actual calls). I mean, TM kept the first character separate in Mad Ambition.

Each scenario trains a different class of PC, so there would have to be quite a few sub-stories. Then the party is "united" in a larger scenario, where the player doesn't have to chose; it just starts automatically. In order to keep the characters in separate scenarios, one might be able to use items (gifts or rewards, perhaps?) from the other scenarios as markers. One could then potentially use the same items to create a story recap in the big scenario.

To be honest, this is merely speculation.
But it does sound cool.

EDIT: Post 250!

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The Silent Assassin made a point of making known that his new crossbow invention is a brilliant success.
Of course, this was after he had managed to destroy every piece of furniture in the Living Room.

[ Thursday, August 31, 2006 18:20: Message edited by: Lenar Research Facilites ]

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-Lenar Labs
What's Your Destiny?

Ushmushmeifa: Lenar's power is almighty and ineffable.

All hail lord Noric, god of... well, something important, I'm sure.
Posts: 735 | Registered: Monday, January 16 2006 08:00
Frahhamn's slith graphics in Blades of Avernum
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Arrna, as it happens, I'm the writer, yes, and I've been stuck on a certain rather important assassination for a long time at this point :) .
As it also happens, I've been through three drafts of said chapter, but have done several weeks' worth of work in the actul body of the story.
And as it happens, I am confident that I am on a draft that will be posted soon.

Kel, et al: Said white spots occur when the graphics get compressed to go online. So long as the entire white is the aforementioned pure white, the spots go away. So long as you don't paint over the actual slith, you can touch it up with a standard paint program.
I write this for the sake of revelvance and posterity.

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The Silent Assassin has blown a hole through the fabric of reality in the bunker's bathroom.
Either that, or we finally found that place behind the dryer where all of our lost socks ended up.

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-Lenar Labs
What's Your Destiny?

Ushmushmeifa: Lenar's power is almighty and ineffable.

All hail lord Noric, god of... well, something important, I'm sure.
Posts: 735 | Registered: Monday, January 16 2006 08:00
The Abominable Photo Thread Strikes Back in General
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I got around having to constantly fix my glasses; which, with my coke-bottle prescription, used to happen quite a but.
I got contacts.
:D

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The Silent Assassin is theorizing upon the use of the migraine headache in special ops.
I suppose that the purpose of this exercise is to give me one...

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-Lenar Labs
What's Your Destiny?

Ushmushmeifa: Lenar's power is almighty and ineffable.

All hail lord Noric, god of... well, something important, I'm sure.
Posts: 735 | Registered: Monday, January 16 2006 08:00
Blades of Avernum Chat in Blades of Avernum
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Our firewall is currently preventing me from logging into AIM.
I'll be on when I can.

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The Silent Assassin tells me that chicken tastes good when lightly fried upon leftover gardening projects.
Ugh.

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-Lenar Labs
What's Your Destiny?

Ushmushmeifa: Lenar's power is almighty and ineffable.

All hail lord Noric, god of... well, something important, I'm sure.
Posts: 735 | Registered: Monday, January 16 2006 08:00
New Computer! in General
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dangit. I meant to hit edit and selected quote instead. I am quite the moron.

[ Wednesday, August 23, 2006 19:31: Message edited by: Lenar Research Facilites ]

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-Lenar Labs
What's Your Destiny?

Ushmushmeifa: Lenar's power is almighty and ineffable.

All hail lord Noric, god of... well, something important, I'm sure.
Posts: 735 | Registered: Monday, January 16 2006 08:00
New Computer! in General
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One of my most reliable PCs ran at 12 Khz.
It was a SCSI-based IBM.

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The Silent Assassin dances the dance and he dances well.
Or something.

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-Lenar Labs
What's Your Destiny?

Ushmushmeifa: Lenar's power is almighty and ineffable.

All hail lord Noric, god of... well, something important, I'm sure.
Posts: 735 | Registered: Monday, January 16 2006 08:00
New Computer! in General
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Well, depending on how recent you want to go...
I just (as in Monday) bought an XFX GeForce 7600 PCI 16X vid card, because my computer hates rendering lighting and I had enough money left over from book buying to splurge on a very nice sale item :D .

Just last month, I bought an entire refurbished prefab Gateway, including 1 gig of DDR, a Pentium 4 3-something Ghz processor, 250 gig SATA HD, and DVD+-RW burner. I required a new desktop to fit my editing and rendering needs, and this fit the bill and then some, for about $200 less than I expected.

Granted, this also means that the only thing that I may upgrade within the next five years is the sound system.
Well, that and my outdated video I/O solution.

EDIT: Removing sensitive info and fixing the typo for Tyran.

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The Silent Assassin had to get a new computer recently, too.
This is why we don't play with matches and Acetylene torches indoors near sensitive equipment.

[ Wednesday, August 23, 2006 19:31: Message edited by: Lenar Research Facilites ]

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-Lenar Labs
What's Your Destiny?

Ushmushmeifa: Lenar's power is almighty and ineffable.

All hail lord Noric, god of... well, something important, I'm sure.
Posts: 735 | Registered: Monday, January 16 2006 08:00
KOOPA CAPERS in General
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No diagonal?
Then stones lead to certain doom.
Go to 106.

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The Silent Assassin says to go anyway.

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-Lenar Labs
What's Your Destiny?

Ushmushmeifa: Lenar's power is almighty and ineffable.

All hail lord Noric, god of... well, something important, I'm sure.
Posts: 735 | Registered: Monday, January 16 2006 08:00
Frahhamn's slith graphics in Blades of Avernum
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in the same idea as the previous response, try a paint program that has masking or selecting capabilities (generally done with a magic wand, yes), and select to work with the white.
you just need to make sure all of the white is the right color (0,0,0 RGB). in concept, selecting allows you to just paint over the desired area without affecting anything not selected (brilliant, no?).

I've had the same problem with many of the Louvre's images.

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The Silent Assassin claims that his favorite medium of art is the paintball gun and human canvas.

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-Lenar Labs
What's Your Destiny?

Ushmushmeifa: Lenar's power is almighty and ineffable.

All hail lord Noric, god of... well, something important, I'm sure.
Posts: 735 | Registered: Monday, January 16 2006 08:00
School in General
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I arrive at school... actually, about two and a half hours ago.
Did I mention that I hate Ohio?

Classes start Wednesday.

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The Silent Assassin is going to recieve a severe beating because he forgot to pack my surge protectors.

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-Lenar Labs
What's Your Destiny?

Ushmushmeifa: Lenar's power is almighty and ineffable.

All hail lord Noric, god of... well, something important, I'm sure.
Posts: 735 | Registered: Monday, January 16 2006 08:00
Xylgham udwlnit skretcko!1!! in General
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quote:
Originally written by Dikiyoba:

Anything said in this thread is fair game, though.
-Takes a look at own review on Diki's page.-
-Rolls eyes.-

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The Silent Assassin just came back from a shopping trip, complaining over how none of his normal stores sell cat tails.
I hope that this has nothing to do with the nitroglycerin that he was synthesizing this morning.

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-Lenar Labs
What's Your Destiny?

Ushmushmeifa: Lenar's power is almighty and ineffable.

All hail lord Noric, god of... well, something important, I'm sure.
Posts: 735 | Registered: Monday, January 16 2006 08:00

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