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For Dikiyoba's story's sake, I hearby give an official imperial decree: Salmon is not me, and I am not Salmon.

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Jeff keeps improving on such things in each new game engine overall. When I get used to better interfacing and more streamlined tasking of basic things like this, it is even harder to go back to something clunky and old.

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You can't be a vegetarian sometimes. Either you are, or you aren't.

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The nice thing about these surveys is that nobody actually reads them, just posts them. It's like going to therapy without the therapist.

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That doesn't make me evil by default, does it?

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gull rot ale - Mmm, Gull Rot Ale®.

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And to balance out the cosmos, Dikiyoba, you are (insert general TM comment here). :P

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You know, I think the funny part lies in the fact that cats don't have opposable thumbs. Nephils with crossbows aren't really that funny. >_>

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tEphesos - It's not that they're not good enough, it's just that picking both of them threw me off. I didn't take time to research how they went together and didn't want to pick one over the other.

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t ET - You do too have an element. I don't give out multiple elements for multiple accounts. So I guess you're just stuck then aren't you?

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Edit: Oh, and a question: Did I slip and fall or did I actually bang my head against the panel trying to make it work?

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...Dikiyoba the Great...

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You enter a wide passage through this enormous stone mound. The corridor is very drafty. Though most of Avernum is warm, the breeze is very cold. This area is out of the ordinary.

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*sigh*... Any chance of allowing my character some Find Herbs skill...

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Anybody know why Bomber is doing this? He used to be fairly civil.

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Also, does anyone see suspicious similarities between Eyebeasts and Vlish?

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question = "How have you improved vlish?";
text1 = "_That was Barzahl's work. He developed the gazer and the eyebeast from the basic vlish template. We haven't made many yet. But soon._";

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Goodness, I'm beginning to think someone has it in for us.

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I note that the above poster has been 'Canned'. Why? He provides a constant source of comic relief.

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...The Almighty Do-er of Stuff opened the trapdoor to the fluffy turtle pit. "Come on, Inspector Walnut. We've found a source of sanity for you, but you will have to fight for it."

The fluffy turtles climbed out of the pit and shuffled around agitatedly. Saunders jumped into the pit and lifted out a few who were so weak they couldn't climb out on their own.

In the Moderator Board, Garrison and Nemesis dropped the equipment in a pile.

"Nemesis, guard the door. Garrison, start putting everything together." Emperor Tullegolar walked towards the Administrator Panel.

"But I don't know how!" Garrison said.

"You'll figure it out!" Emperor Tullegolar examined the Administrator Panel. It was dark. He pushed a button and the displays came to life. The largest one read, PASSWORD REQUIRED. "Password? I have no idea, and I don't want to set off any alarms. Oh well." Emperor Tullegolar joined Garrison. "No, no, no. You're doing it all wrong. Here, attach this piece to that piece, and then run this wire from there to there. See how easy it is?"

The Almighty Do-er of Stuff led the fluffy turtles to the Announcements Forum. "Make way, let the fluffy turtles through!"...

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