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Which game to play? in General
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Profile #17
They are different like a "book on tape" is different from the written word. If you like the written word, get Exile. If you prefer to listen to someone famous interpret the characters, Avernum all the way.

Download the demo and try each. You'll see.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Which game to play? in General
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Profile #4
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Originally written by Dikiyoba:

However, don't download the Homeland demo.

Dikiyoba.

Now why did you have to go and mention that monstrosity? We both know what has to happen now, right? You've seen horror movies. How will look into the closet and will go stark raving mad as a result. And it will be all your fault.

Oh, and my bad for forgetting about Nethergate. That has some fans as well. Just don't ask Tyranicus about it. He gets mighty talkative when the subject is raised. ;)

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Which game to play? in General
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Profile #1
Most folks seem to dig Avernum 2 or Exile 2. They are the same story, written on two different engines. Exile is better, but that is just the right opinion. You might find yourself being wrong and liking the Avernum engine. Demo both and you'll see...

ps. Welcome aboard, beware the skillfully thrown mango.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Happy Birthday to Me in General
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Profile #14
quote:
Originally written by Emperor Tullegolar:

My ego demands I make this post. You have 17 minutes before it is no longer my birthday (going by the timezone I was born in). Please leave your gifts on the table and leave.
You will likely forget, but I would like to be the first to congratulate you on your next birthday. May it follow a particularly fulfilling and productive year of personal growth.

Cake would be a little stale if given now, so I'll hold off another 360 days or so.

:P

Edit - Yes. I cant type,

[ Tuesday, October 17, 2006 20:29: Message edited by: Spookee Salmon ]

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Mac Users: Post Your Dashboard in General
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Profile #60
I still have a Windows 95 CD because it was the last stable OS before 2kPro.

I only wish I had my 3.11 floppies, or WfW. Those were good times... good times.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Scripting Category? in Blades of Avernum Editor
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Profile #7
I have to agree with Drakefyre, as much as it pains me.

Would they be judged on simplicity? Usefulness? Originality? Complexity? Would they need to be packaged with a demo scenario to showcase the scripts?

My brain now hurts. :confused: :rolleyes: :eek:

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WWtNSD?
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Annoucements? in General
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Profile #1
Read them. Try to imagine more announcements. What would they be? Then achieve a state of enlightenment and become the zen master, capable of introspection without affect on the surrounding world.

Please.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
October BoA Chat in Blades of Avernum Editor
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Profile #4
Ah hah!

The fascist dictator reveals his inner truths.

I can't make the 28th. Thus my pre-emptive post.

:P

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WWtNSD?
Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
October BoA Chat in Blades of Avernum Editor
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Profile #0
Folks up for one on Saturday???

Noon board time, 3pm EST, 7pm GMT?

Scenario deadline for 8th Contest is Nov 30th, so it's time to get the details ironed out.

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WWtNSD?
Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
What have you been reading lately? in General
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Profile #169
Right now? A Clive Cussler book. Believe it or not, the bad guy loses through his own greed.

Next? House by Tracy Kidder.

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Synergy, et al - "I don't get it."

Argon - "I'm at a loss for words..."
Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
No wonder I like spiderweb!! in General
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Profile #2
quote:
Originally written by Fenwik:

Well..That's why I keep coming back to Jeff's games..
Just like the Energizer bunny!!
:P

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Mac Users: Post Your Dashboard in General
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Profile #21
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Originally written by Lenny:

Things like these are why I hate Apple.
*is totally jelous*

At least we get to hear them talk about stability problems. I've never had any issues with Win2kPro. I wish I could say the same for IE, Aran's site makes it cry.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Turgid, fleshy in General
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Profile #8
You mean you didn't get swept off to Almaria?

...

That was so hot!

:eek:

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
The Bad Get Polling! in Blades of Avernum
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Profile #4
quote:
Originally written by Tyranicus.:

OK, who voted for Rentar?!
Despite portrayls, and frequency of use, she is a villian. She's just misunderstood.

;)

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
No Harm Done: The Question of Morality in General
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Profile #60
To be honest here, I just wanted to submit a post today. No other topic looks vaguely like an argument, so here I am.

Alorael - to extend your allegory of the profane, yet popular speechmaker. The choice to use profane words was (I assume) spur of the moment, otherwise he would have been guaranteed a captivated audience, like George Carlin and his magnificent 7. If the audience was caught unawares, there is always the door. No one is forced to be offended, especially in a public meeting hall.

The flip side, harkening back to Vinnie's main point, is that the audience could be made up of psychiatry patients, all of whom had undergone hypnosis and had trigger words (and actions) left in their subconsciousness. In that case, it may cause harm to use any word, not necessarily one that has been arbitrarily assigned a negative connotation by some person or organization in the distant past. Would it be best to just stop speaking?

Beauty, and morality, lies in the eyes of the beholder. I may see actions as amoral that another finds immoral, and the actor finds to be moral. That is the banality of civilization. Even in the search for conformity, it is our differences that allow our society to grow and prosper.

:P

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Physics conundrums in General
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Profile #41
The physics of ice hockey maybe?

Now that they "improved" hockey and made it "family friendly," there is rarely a need for physiology in the shport.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Another death topic... in General
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Profile #19
quote:
Originally written by The Stew Boy:

Perhaps he was drunk, or perhaps he decided to commit suicide?
It was reported that the plane experienced mechanical problems while flying up the East River after a few laps around the Statue of Liberty. The pilot then suddenly came up with a comeback for that cruel insult hurled by a disgruntled fan on Sunday afternoon.

Tragically, execution of said comeback was Lidle's final act. The fan survived, but was severely burned when her new balcony was delivered.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Another death topic... in General
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Profile #18
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Originally written by Nioca:

Fixed. And I do tend to over-analyze things. I just thought it was interesting about all of these so-called 'coincidences'.
I'm surprised you forgot to mention it happened on a Wednesday. A Wednesday. Wednesday !!!

It was on a Wednesday, wasn't it?

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish (Ver F) in General
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Profile #2
Well, you can add crab stealing to your list then too. Managed to get 24 of them today. Just finished cooking and cooling them, will separate the meat from the shell tomorrow.

:)

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
God, I am so mad! in General
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Profile #24
quote:
Originally written by Dikiyoba:

Originally by Jumpin' Salmon:

quote:
Basically, everything is 10% off, including my sanity and better judgement.
So, how much do they normally cost? And is there a special deal if you buy both of them together?

Dikiyoba.

Well, my regular judgement is off by 25% and my better judgement by 10%. My sanity has clearly declined 10%, but there was no defined starting point. So just name your offer and despite my already reduced better judgement, I'll likely accept it.

:P

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
God, I am so mad! in General
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Profile #20
Honestly, does any of this matter? Isn't Spiderweb good enough for you? Don't you realize that the annual Force of Habit Sale is going on right now? This could be the time when you finally purchase Nethergate for $27, or the Geneforge Trilogy for $49.50. It seems individual games are only $22.50, and the hint books are $9. Basically, everything is 10% off, including my sanity and better judgement.

Get webbed!
:)

Edit - Yes, thanks for asking. I do feel icky and cheap now. :P

[ Tuesday, October 10, 2006 17:40: Message edited by: Jumpin' Salmon ]

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Google Yourself! in General
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Profile #10
Without even looking I'm gonna wager that there are quite a few results for my moniker. Maybe even a few pictures too!

Edit - 211,000 hits, 8 images, 1 news item. Sadly when I put my moniker in quotes it only returns 2 pages of hits, mostly about me. :( Where have all the salmon gone???

[ Tuesday, October 10, 2006 20:02: Message edited by: Jumpin' Salmon ]

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
I Am Engaged in General
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Profile #37
I believe the reference was to page two of the google search results. But you already figured that out, didn't you?

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Dingaling on a donut (Ver Z) in General
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Profile #2
Our greatest minds at work...

and at play.

:P

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Notice : Uber popular mod needs maid in General
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Profile #12
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Originally written by Ephesos:

Gah. Hngh... *sputter*... *hack*... *cough*
Now see, I was just gonna quietly ignore that one.

It was pretty good though....

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quote:
Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00

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