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AAAAAAAH!!! in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Sunday, February 24 2008 14:47 Profile #46 Well, I've never once gotten a piece of mail from a collage. You folks must be doing something completely different. :P -------------------- Synergy, et al - "I don't get it." Argon - "I'm at a loss for words..." Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
AAAAAAAH!!! in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Sunday, February 24 2008 09:19 Profile #42 quote: Originally written by simply712: On the topic of rants. . . Being a high school student, collages won't stop SPAMMING ME!!! :mad: Drop out. Tune out. Move out. That'll fix 'em. -------------------- Synergy, et al - "I don't get it." Argon - "I'm at a loss for words..." Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
9th Blades Contest in Blades of Avernum
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Saturday, February 23 2008 11:45 Profile #27 Yay! There are three already! I almost linked the SW News page, which shows the August 1 date, but that seemed recursive. I'm sure stareye will get to updating post#0 when he can. I'm told he has been working long (12+hour) days recently. Maybe he finally noticed the size of his student loans... :P -------------------- Synergy, et al - "I don't get it." Argon - "I'm at a loss for words..." Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Congratulations Jeff in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Saturday, February 23 2008 11:41 Profile #33 quote: Originally written by Dikiyoba: And because Dikiyoba obsessive-compulsive. You might want to repair that sentence. Or not. :P -------------------- Synergy, et al - "I don't get it." Argon - "I'm at a loss for words..." Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
9th Blades Contest in Blades of Avernum
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Saturday, February 23 2008 00:47 Profile #22 This thread is now linked to from the News page on SW's home. Start spreading the news, and posting the scenarios which you want entered. That goes for Blades of Exile scenarios as well. -------------------- Synergy, et al - "I don't get it." Argon - "I'm at a loss for words..." Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
What have you been reading recently? in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Friday, February 22 2008 11:00 Profile #16 I read Stardust, not realizing there was a graphic novel. My opinion was "meh," especially since I had thought American Gods was the standard. He is not an author I spend a lot of time looking for now. Recently I read 1632. That would make a good movie. -------------------- Synergy, et al - "I don't get it." Argon - "I'm at a loss for words..." Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Satellite Shootdown in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Thursday, February 21 2008 18:46 Profile #28 Hey! I've been there. Of course they didn't have the neat moon then. -------------------- Synergy, et al - "I don't get it." Argon - "I'm at a loss for words..." Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Satellite Shootdown in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Thursday, February 21 2008 10:50 Profile #22 quote: Originally written by Drew: There are about a kertrillion "industrial containers" of water in the ocean. Consider also that a lot of it would vaporize in the atmosphere before even touching the ocean, as well as that much, much worse environmental atrocities occur regularly, like oil spills, discharge of toxic waste from factories, etc. Isn't it easier to accept the larger atrocities once we become used to the smaller ones? I regularly find trash in the ocean when out fishing. Mostly fishing gear that has been abandoned, broken, or lost, but also pop bottles and plastic bags. -------------------- Synergy, et al - "I don't get it." Argon - "I'm at a loss for words..." Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Satellite Shootdown in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Wednesday, February 20 2008 23:13 Profile #13 Today's great event was me giving 28 bucks to Mssr Vogel for the rights to play all of A5. -------------------- Synergy, et al - "I don't get it." Argon - "I'm at a loss for words..." Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Satellite Shootdown in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Wednesday, February 20 2008 20:45 Profile #11 Heh. This topic is remarkably free of bickering. We had a lunar eclipse as well. Dikiyoba didn't, because of some silly thundersnowstorm. I suppose the same event happened there as here. I only glanced at it, but supposedly it lasted for several minutes. -------------------- Synergy, et al - "I don't get it." Argon - "I'm at a loss for words..." Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Geology Lecture in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Wednesday, February 20 2008 19:14 Profile #55 quote: Originally written by Thuryl: You know, they could easily solve both of these problems in one fell swoop by actually hiring someone to come into school with a gun and shoot at people every so often. Crap. Now we'll have to change methods again. -------------------- Synergy, et al - "I don't get it." Argon - "I'm at a loss for words..." Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Satellite Shootdown in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Wednesday, February 20 2008 18:31 Profile #5 quote: Originally written by Emperor Tullegolar: It was a spy satellite. I suppose if we weren't spying, we wouldn't have this problem. Logic, Salmon, logic! Okay, color me dumb. How is the USA shooting down a defunct USA satellite going to teach other countries to mind their own business? Maybe I should take some of that logic you keep advocating. -------------------- Synergy, et al - "I don't get it." Argon - "I'm at a loss for words..." Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Geology Lecture in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Wednesday, February 20 2008 17:40 Profile #50 RFID chips in guns. Detectors in doorjams of all commercial doors. Whether or not you hook them up to anything will be up to the architect/builder. -------------------- Synergy, et al - "I don't get it." Argon - "I'm at a loss for words..." Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Satellite Shootdown in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Wednesday, February 20 2008 16:53 Profile #3 quote: Originally written by Excalibur: maybe this will teach countries a lesson about not minding their own business. Could you expand on this? I have no idea what you are talking about. -------------------- Synergy, et al - "I don't get it." Argon - "I'm at a loss for words..." Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Geology Lecture in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Wednesday, February 20 2008 15:30 Profile #47 quote: Originally written by Emperor Tullegolar: I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night. There, fyt. -------------------- Synergy, et al - "I don't get it." Argon - "I'm at a loss for words..." Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Geology Lecture in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Wednesday, February 20 2008 14:07 Profile #45 quote: Originally written by Drew: We're not talking about an ex-green beret here, though - we're talking about a wacko skinny white boy, like most of these other crazies, going into a school and attacking people. No, we are talking about Goldenboy's assertion that knife murder is more difficult than gun murder. It is to that statement I was objecting. I agree wholeheartedly that mass murder is much easier with a weapon designed for rapid action. No matter what else, a knife is not designed to kill many people in the same action. quote: Originally asserted by Alorael: Assembling when someone has a gun is a very bad idea. Yet amazingly, that was our (USA) very technique in World War 1, World War 2, and Vietnam. Because, eventually they run out of bullets or the gun jams. [ Wednesday, February 20, 2008 14:10: Message edited by: Jumpin' Salmon ] -------------------- Synergy, et al - "I don't get it." Argon - "I'm at a loss for words..." Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Geology Lecture in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Wednesday, February 20 2008 10:20 Profile #40 5th. But my point is that he has no clue what it is like to kill. You may read things, but they aren't written by killers. If you want to think that it is easier to shoot than stab, then you are helping support that stereotype. Once you get past the hurdle of deciding to kill, it doesn't really matter what method, because in your mind that thing is already dead. You are just left with method and that is personal choice. Ask a special forces guy, and you might hear that they prefer the knife, even though they snipe too. Why? More excitement. More adrenaline. I just don't believe many people can actually understand why killers do it. So instead they rationalize up warm fuzzies to justify gun restrictions. I don't buy it for a second. :rolleyes: -------------------- Synergy, et al - "I don't get it." Argon - "I'm at a loss for words..." Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Congratulations Jeff in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Tuesday, February 19 2008 23:23 Profile #28 It's already happening. I just discovered and sold a Tang dynasty pot to the gal in Harston Docks. She paid me 250 meat for it, and then stabbed me. It seems that she was keeping that archaeological dig secret so that she could maximize returns over time. Something about salting the site or whatever. Anyhow, fun game. I'll be calling for that key tomorrow. -------------------- Synergy, et al - "I don't get it." Argon - "I'm at a loss for words..." Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Geology Lecture in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Tuesday, February 19 2008 20:14 Profile #36 quote: Originally written by Goldenking: It's easier to kill someone with a gun than a knife. Very personal. Takes mental preperation and all that. A lot of "casual" killers would be disillusioned if they had to stab someone to death, leading to a fall in murders. If only slightly, though still worth it. Sure, an inverse relation between shootings and stabbings forms, but there are would-be-killers who don't go to stabbings. Unless you have personal experience with killing someone, either with a knife or a gun, shut up. -------------------- Synergy, et al - "I don't get it." Argon - "I'm at a loss for words..." Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
How long to wait for Key? in Tech Support
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Tuesday, February 19 2008 11:14 Profile #5 You can always call them on the phone. The number is on the order form. Edit - But yeah, give them at least 24 hours to respond to your initial order. I know it's tough to wait, but you can always get more of the scuttler eyes. [ Tuesday, February 19, 2008 11:15: Message edited by: Jumpin' Salmon ] -------------------- Synergy, et al - "I don't get it." Argon - "I'm at a loss for words..." Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
AAAAAAAH!!! in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Tuesday, February 19 2008 10:07 Profile #13 Bleagh. I have to drive 60 minutes through the mountains today to bring building plans to some glorified county official so that they can look at them in puzzlement, then look at me and stammer out "uh, ok, well I guess I have to, ah take a look at these and I'll get back to you when, ah, I'm done," which would be fine except I was already up there once and that incompetent fool wasn't there so now I have to go back again and the worst part is that the fool will never notify me that the plans are ready and instead I'll have to guess and call and hope that I'm not too soon, because then she'll get all annoyed at me for wasting her valuable time with phone calls. And I have to pay my auto insurance. I mean really. I didn't make any claims for 6 years, do they really need to collect insurance on me? Haven't I proven my worth as a driver? Don't they already have enough of my money that they are in a position to forgive future payments? It's almost like a rational person would make at least some claims in order to get full utility from their meat. I mean money. Geesh. 7557 - Gee that's tough. Looking for sympathy here though. Wow that takes nerves. At least you have a built in excuse for the next time someone innocently refers to you as Nija Halycon. -------------------- Synergy, et al - "I don't get it." Argon - "I'm at a loss for words..." Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Congratulations Jeff in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Monday, February 18 2008 20:53 Profile #7 quote: Originally written by Randomizer: Edit - Now you guys know what you can do with a physics degree. betatest cRPGs? :P -------------------- Synergy, et al - "I don't get it." Argon - "I'm at a loss for words..." Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Episode 4: Spiderweb Reloaded. Something like that anyway. in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Monday, February 18 2008 17:20 Profile #771 quote: Originally written by The Ratt: Hey, Aran isn't perma-dead! No, but he might be soon. I think he just called Dikiyoba "fat." -------------------- Synergy, et al - "I don't get it." Argon - "I'm at a loss for words..." Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Episode 4: Spiderweb Reloaded. Something like that anyway. in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Monday, February 18 2008 14:39 Profile #767 Thank you Diki. The stories are enjoyable because the prose is not overbearing and tortured. Unlike the puns. Don't write like Eragon. You owe me your soul. :P Edit- quote: Originally written by Ecksian: Don't make me threaten you and then run away like a little baby. There, fixed up your prose for you. [ Monday, February 18, 2008 14:50: Message edited by: Jumpin' Salmon ] -------------------- Synergy, et al - "I don't get it." Argon - "I'm at a loss for words..." Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Congratulations Jeff in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Monday, February 18 2008 12:05 Profile #0 I just noticed how much of a workaholic you are. Not only have you produced two versions of each game you created, but you have now created (by my count) sixteen separate titles in only 14 years. Thanks for making something that I enjoy, and thanks for being so prolific. -------------------- Synergy, et al - "I don't get it." Argon - "I'm at a loss for words..." Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00

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