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Ethical Survey in General
Shaper
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Its a trolley, not a train.

Just say for example your friend is on the track, tied next to your worst enemy (George Dubya, Hitler, whoever). Would you kill your friend to kill your enemy?

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Polaris
Posts: 2396 | Registered: Saturday, January 29 2005 08:00
The Abominable Photo Thread 3.6 in General
Shaper
Member # 5450
Profile Homepage #39
!1one! = !!!! The '1' and 'one' are there because if you let go of shift too early, you get a one.

1337 — leet. Comes from 'elite'.
h4xX0r — hacker, I am pretty sure.

Marlenny: Ignore ben.

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Polaris
Posts: 2396 | Registered: Saturday, January 29 2005 08:00
Halloween in General
Shaper
Member # 5450
Profile Homepage #15
Well, yes, but we don't call alcohol 'hard'. We tend to call it grog, alocohol, or piss.

[ Tuesday, October 11, 2005 01:30: Message edited by: Johnno ]

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Halloween in General
Shaper
Member # 5450
Profile Homepage #12
quote:
Originally written by Archmage Alex:

IMAGE(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a181/Alexsticks/halloween.gif)
That is the funniest picture you have done so far, imho. Well done. *applauds*

And yes, Ash summed it up pretty nicely, so a comment from me is not needed.

EDIT: VCH — by saying 'sweet drinks,' do you mean things like Coke, Fanta, Pepsi, and others? They are usually called by their name in Australia, but as a generic term, its 'soft drinks'.

[ Tuesday, October 11, 2005 01:05: Message edited by: Johnno ]

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Everyone's a Comedian in General
Shaper
Member # 5450
Profile Homepage #65
A couple of blonde jokes:

There were three people stranded on an island, a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde. The brunette looked over the water to the mainland and estimated about 20 miles to shore. So she announced, "I'm going to try to swim to shore." So she swam out five miles, and got really tired. She swam out ten miles from the island, and she was too tired to go on, so she drowned.
The second one, the redhead, said to herself, "I wonder if she made it." I guess it's better to try to get to the mainland than stay here and starve." So she attempts to swim out. The redhead had a lot more endurance than the brunette, as she swam out 10 miles before she even got tired. After 15 miles, she was too tired to go on, so she drowned.
So the blonde thought to herself, "I wonder if they made it! I think I'd better try to make it, too." So she swam out 5 miles, ten miles, 15 miles, NINETEEN miles from the island. The shore was just in sight, but she said, "I'm too tired to go on!" So she swam back.
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Two blondes were walking through the woods when one looked down and said "Oh, look at the deer tracks." The other blonde looks and says "Those aren't deer tracks, those are wolf tracks." "No. Those are deer tracks." They keep arguing, and arguing, and one half hour later they were both killed by a train.
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Out of curiosity, are there any blondes on SW?

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Polaris
Posts: 2396 | Registered: Saturday, January 29 2005 08:00
RWG in Richard White Games
Shaper
Member # 5450
Profile Homepage #216
quote:
Originally written by Bender Bending Rodriguez:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_White
Hail SIR Ricard White.

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Posts: 2396 | Registered: Saturday, January 29 2005 08:00
First Kiss in General
Shaper
Member # 5450
Profile Homepage #37
quote:
Originally written by Marlenny:

That's so fun Jewels. I bet most guys (pimps) can't even remember their first kiss (date wise I'm talking about). Mine was on May 5th, 2001 at 11:40pm.
I sort of remember mine. It was at about 8:30pm, but things got a little hazy after that. Alcohol, you know.

Ash — A lot of blind people have that ability. I know one like that.

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Polaris
Posts: 2396 | Registered: Saturday, January 29 2005 08:00
Ethical Survey in General
Shaper
Member # 5450
Profile Homepage #16
1) Male
2) No.
3) Neither.
4) Although it is highly unlikely that a thing like that will happen, I would flip the switch.
5) Shove him. He wouldn't feel it.
6) Get rid of the senior citizens. They have had their run.

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Happy Birthday Eagle! in General
Shaper
Member # 5450
Profile Homepage #13
Its thrice, and to make this post less spammy, I will wish a happy birthday to SupaNik. Happy birthday!

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Fav Accent in General
Shaper
Member # 5450
Profile Homepage #38
quote:
Originally written by WST ben:

...I really like Australian, expecially if it's really strong.
The Aussie accent isn't 'strong', imho. Its just...naturally smartass. We don't tell you what we are, we tell you what we aren't.

'How are you?' - 'Not bad.'
'How far is it?' - 'Not far.'

And so on.

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The Abominable Photo Thread 3.6 in General
Shaper
Member # 5450
Profile Homepage #4
So thats what our resident cartoonist lookes like. Anyway, I have one in the old photo thread. I will look for it, and post it here.

EDIT: Me from February this year. School photo's, you know.

[ Sunday, October 09, 2005 23:27: Message edited by: Johnno ]

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Polaris
Posts: 2396 | Registered: Saturday, January 29 2005 08:00
Happy Birthday Eagle! in General
Shaper
Member # 5450
Profile Homepage #7
I agree with ADos. There is no need to start a whole thread about people's birthdays. A nice little edit in a post is nice, but no need for a topic.

Also, happy birthday.

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First Kiss in General
Shaper
Member # 5450
Profile Homepage #13
quote:
Originally written by Synergy67:

Your bonnie lies over the ocean?
Well, it was just a one-off thing. Actually, make that a two-off thing. But she's not my girlfriend or anything, she already has a boyfriend.

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Posts: 2396 | Registered: Saturday, January 29 2005 08:00
Fav Accent in General
Shaper
Member # 5450
Profile Homepage #33
quote:
Originally written by Archmage Alex:

I hate the "Utahn" accent. Think regular American accent but with a scattering of words that are shortened and mispronounced. For example: "probably" comes out like "probly", "interesting" sounds like "intch-wrist-ing", "supposed" is "s'post" and a few others I know, but can't think of off the top of my head. Gah! It drive me crazy when I catch myself using such horribly twisted pronunciation!
That is similar to the Australian accent. Well, not accent, but langauge. We shorten words, but 'probably' comes out as 'prolly' and 'supposed' usually only comes out as "s'post" when the next word we are saying something that begns with a 't'.

And 'mate' tends to come out as 'may'.

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Sleep in General
Shaper
Member # 5450
Profile Homepage #12
Lets see...Around 10pm every night, and getting up at 7am every morning. Thats 9 hours. I like my sleep, although I can't sleep in to save my life.

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Polaris
Posts: 2396 | Registered: Saturday, January 29 2005 08:00
First Kiss in General
Shaper
Member # 5450
Profile Homepage #9
In June this year. At a concert. With the same girl I kissed* today, in fact. But now she lives in Tasmania, across the sea from me.

* Its not called kissing where I live. Or 'hooking up'. Picking up is the term, and tounge is involved in the picking up, but without it, its just a kiss.

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Everyone's a Comedian in General
Shaper
Member # 5450
Profile Homepage #2
I've heard Synergy's one before. Anyway, a joke:

A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers.

Engineer: What's with these guys? We must have been waiting for 15 minutes!

Doctor: I don't know, but I've never seen such ineptitude!

Pastor: Hey, here comes the greens keeper. Let's have a word with him. [dramatic pause] Hi George. Say, what's with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?

George: Oh, yes, that's a group of blind fire fighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime.

The group was silent for a moment.

Pastor: That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight.

Doctor: Good idea. And I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist buddy and see if there's anything he can do for them.

Engineer: Why can't these guys play at night?

Taken from this site.

[ Sunday, October 09, 2005 00:23: Message edited by: Johnno ]

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Remember when everyone celebrated the year 2000? in General
Shaper
Member # 5450
Profile Homepage #5
Congratulations!

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Mugglenet--The ULTIMATE Harry Potter Site.
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Posts: 2396 | Registered: Saturday, January 29 2005 08:00
Fav Accent in General
Shaper
Member # 5450
Profile Homepage #12
I love my 'accent'. I also like Dave Chapelle's African-American accent.

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neat in Richard White Games
Shaper
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Profile Homepage #7
The last thing I ate was Milo. This proves my devotion because I need the neergy to worship RW.

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3 months in General
Shaper
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Profile Homepage #30
Member Status: Apprentice
Member Number: 1337
Registered: June 21, 2002
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Email Address: bunghole_67@hotmail.com
Location: Canada
Occupation: Jack of all trades
Homepage: http://www.angelfire.com/rpg2/ffdojo0
Interests: games

I raise you that 5 cents, Alorael.

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Polaris
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Terror's Martyr in General
Shaper
Member # 5450
Profile Homepage #63
*sigh* No, it doesn't. Not in this case. I was making a joke. Intelligence is not really important in a joke.

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Olga's fortune teller kiosk in General
Shaper
Member # 5450
Profile Homepage #76
quote:
Originally written by Thralni, emperor of Riverrod:

Next in line is Johno.
Its Spring, and I don't see how steak being my favourite food will help out the 'mighty' ( :rolleyes: ) chicken Gods.

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Polaris
Posts: 2396 | Registered: Saturday, January 29 2005 08:00
Terror's Martyr in General
Shaper
Member # 5450
Profile Homepage #61
quote:
Originally written by Eagle, the author soul:

Jerk, I have Aspergers Syndrome.
I don't think it matters. I was making a point that you said the same thing three times. If you thought that I was insinuating something else, I apologize. I know what Aspergers is, so I don't think stating that after I made a — in search of a better word — humourous observation. Once again, I apologize.

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Posts: 2396 | Registered: Saturday, January 29 2005 08:00
The First Monthly Conspiracy of the Month Contest in Richard White Games
Shaper
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Profile Homepage #12
With the congress conspiracy, what are we getting them to vote for?

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