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Andrea
Babelicious
Member # 39
 written Sunday, September 25 2005 10:41 Profile Homepage #15
Actually, Gizmysto, I can cite a certain wicked elf-man and a large quantity of brewed grains.
Posts: 1074 | Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00
there is any rewards? in General
Andrea
Babelicious
Member # 39
 written Sunday, September 25 2005 10:38 Profile Homepage #2
It gives them a reason not to hop off a bridge and end it all, unfortunately.
Posts: 1074 | Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00
Screenshot from Galatic Core II in Richard White Games
Andrea
Babelicious
Member # 39
 written Sunday, September 25 2005 00:37 Profile Homepage #21
A tiny, wispy, boyish woman like that could never make an effective captain.

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Pygmalion | Desperance | Djur
Posts: 1074 | Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00
:O in General
Andrea
Babelicious
Member # 39
 written Sunday, September 25 2005 00:33 Profile Homepage #8
I like German chocolate cake. There's an atrocity of flavor in every bite.

It has that special "added touch", although in the US they tend to replace the baby bone flakes with coconut.

[ Sunday, September 25, 2005 00:35: Message edited by: Andrea ]
Posts: 1074 | Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00
Avernum 4? in General
Andrea
Babelicious
Member # 39
 written Sunday, September 25 2005 00:31 Profile Homepage #281
quote:
Originally written by Thralni, emperor of Riverrod:

quote:
Originally written by Andrea:

Avernum 4 is going to be a movie of Jeff Vogel making lewd propositions to his copy of Atlas Shrugged on a loop for 4 hours.

And you idiots are going to love it. I hate each and every one of you losers more than the last. You deserve the talentless, uncreative crap you've invited upon yourselves.
I already started a tirade against you on an other topic, so I wouldn't do it a second time, but please, if you hate us, then just leave the forum, would you?
Someone needs to balance out all of the RPG dweebs calling themselves "emperors" and such in their dopey handles.

The call was sent out, and I answered that call.

ALSO: You started a tirade against me? Who the hell are you?
Posts: 1074 | Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00
Moving in General
Andrea
Babelicious
Member # 39
 written Sunday, September 25 2005 00:27 Profile Homepage #6
O SNAP

I think you've hit on something: herpes + painful itching + pints of Pabst = SNAPPY COMEBACKS!

Keep at it, sport.

(Edited for taste)

[ Sunday, September 25, 2005 00:28: Message edited by: Andrea ]
Posts: 1074 | Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00
MASSIVE IGUANA! MASSIVE IGUANA! in General
Andrea
Babelicious
Member # 39
 written Saturday, September 24 2005 23:12 Profile Homepage #23
quote:
Originally written by SupaNik:

quote:
Originally written by Puerperal Fever:

You know, the song actually sounds better in the original Russian. At least, it would if I could listen to it without giggling.
The original does sound much, much, better actually. I didn't actually "giggle" though. I'm not a giggly person.
Thuryl giggles five times a day. At least twice when some of his robot strumpets tickle him with feathers. (That program is entitled MACK--DADDY--7, if you're interested.)
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Finals Fever in General
Andrea
Babelicious
Member # 39
 written Saturday, September 24 2005 23:09 Profile Homepage #56
OY I WONDER IF VEGEMITE WILL CURE MY HERPETIC LESIONS
Posts: 1074 | Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00
Avernum 4? in General
Andrea
Babelicious
Member # 39
 written Saturday, September 24 2005 23:07 Profile Homepage #278
quote:
Originally written by VCH:

Plz check out my new piss freak web site:

IMAGE(http://www.couch-tomatoe.cc/ubbthreads/images/avatars/Alo95.jpg)
Posts: 1074 | Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00
:O in General
Andrea
Babelicious
Member # 39
 written Saturday, September 24 2005 23:06 Profile Homepage #5
It's kind of difficult to play online games when your bytes are being processed by hand by laborers in death camps. "Arbyte Macht Frei", you know.
Posts: 1074 | Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00
Avernum 4? in General
Andrea
Babelicious
Member # 39
 written Saturday, September 24 2005 21:04 Profile Homepage #275
Avernum 4 is going to be a movie of Jeff Vogel making lewd propositions to his copy of Atlas Shrugged on a loop for 4 hours.

And you idiots are going to love it. I hate each and every one of you losers more than the last. You deserve the talentless, uncreative crap you've invited upon yourselves.
Posts: 1074 | Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00
Moving in General
Andrea
Babelicious
Member # 39
 written Saturday, September 24 2005 21:01 Profile Homepage #4
I thought I noticed the average IQ of this state dropping a bit.
Posts: 1074 | Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00
iCome, iSpam, iWin in General
Andrea
Babelicious
Member # 39
 written Saturday, September 24 2005 20:59 Profile Homepage #74
Comparing the number of Spiderweb posts you've made is like comparing the number of kernels of corn in the toilet after you've pinched one off.

They're ultimately useless and doomed to decay until Jeff Vogel raids the sewer and gobbles them down like a Charleston Chew.
Posts: 1074 | Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00
Suomalaisia? (Finnish)? in General
Andrea
Babelicious
Member # 39
 written Saturday, September 24 2005 20:57 Profile Homepage #26
"I certainly enjoy the stoic yet meaty Finnish women. Suomi Finland Perkele!"

See, I'm an expert at the Finnish language. They're all a bunch of perverts up there.
Posts: 1074 | Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00
:O in General
Andrea
Babelicious
Member # 39
 written Saturday, September 24 2005 20:55 Profile Homepage #2
I didn't know Nazis had invented the keyboard yet.
Posts: 1074 | Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00
Regrettable But in General
Andrea
Babelicious
Member # 39
 written Thursday, July 21 2005 16:20 Profile Homepage #217
quote:
Originally written by Jumpin' Salmon:

I think it is nice that people that felt/feel alienated from sw have a place to air their grievances in a colorful manner...
Posts: 1074 | Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00
Regrettable But in General
Andrea
Babelicious
Member # 39
 written Wednesday, July 20 2005 23:32 Profile Homepage #196
I think the dictionary just found a new definition of the word "pompous."

If you haven't noticed (and, considering your recent vintage, it wouldn't surprise me if you haven't), I do not frequent these forums and have not for some time. I was simply alerted to a particularly scurrilious slander and decided to show up for a short period to say "**** you and lick dick."

I actually don't care whether we drive people away. I've seen what happens when you get a lot of members of an online community -- this is one example, Something Awful is another, OMG Jeremy is yet another. I would prefer to keep what I call the worthless wanker quotient at a minimum.

Protection of political speech on a forum is fine. That isn't really my concern, though. I don't ascribe any high-minded ideals to Desperance. It's just a place where some friends talk and enjoy themselves and read my and Alec's pretentious articles. It's a base camp for the online activities of a number of people. That's all. I don't tout it as a wonderful Shangri-La of free expression and open debate because there's already enough of those and also because I am not a pompous dickweed, son.
Posts: 1074 | Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00
Regrettable But in General
Andrea
Babelicious
Member # 39
 written Wednesday, July 20 2005 22:29 Profile Homepage #193
I wasn't even talking to her. I don't care about what fundamentalist Christians want to spew on their husbands' dicks in the privacy of their own homes. "Piss fiend" is a generic in this case. In any case, a piss fiend has to want to drink the urine or at least splash it all over their fat round face.

[ Wednesday, July 20, 2005 22:30: Message edited by: Andrea ]
Posts: 1074 | Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00
Regrettable But in General
Andrea
Babelicious
Member # 39
 written Wednesday, July 20 2005 22:19 Profile Homepage #191
It was johnnyfeds, and he didn't know 'mboehx' was me. For several weeks, he regaled me with his conspiracy theories about... me. It was fun.

Zorro: A more open environment due to arbitrary restrictions. Also, war is peace and lies are true. Water is surprisingly dry and the Pope is a well-respected Protestant.

Jewels of the Forest: Who the hell are you? Was I talking to you? Are you self-identifying as a piss fiend? Man, that's courageous of you.

Salmon: God damn it, Desperance is not a place for people to "air their grievances" about Spiderweb. It is its own community, and this recent spill-over is highly unwanted.
Posts: 1074 | Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00
Regrettable But in General
Andrea
Babelicious
Member # 39
 written Wednesday, July 20 2005 16:01 Profile Homepage #182
quote:
Originally written by The Almighty Doer of Stuff:

Basically, when they say "howling idiots" they mean "anyone who hasn't been in the community for at least three years". Certain prominent community members (I won't mention names) are avowed xenophobes.
Hey, I think you've been here three years. That's obviously false.
Posts: 1074 | Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00
Regrettable But in General
Andrea
Babelicious
Member # 39
 written Wednesday, July 20 2005 14:50 Profile Homepage #178
I only chose threads from this month. Considering we have fewer than 20 active members, I think that's pretty good.

I'm not particularly bothered that you were "disappointed" by Desperance. We don't really make an effort to impress people, mostly since we're not that big on piss fiends. It's the claim that we're a "drip tray" for Spiderweb that irritates me.

A few years back, there was a relatively well-known SW member who informed me that Desperance was Satanic and that "djur is the anti-christ."

[ Wednesday, July 20, 2005 14:53: Message edited by: Andrea ]
Posts: 1074 | Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00
Regrettable But in General
Andrea
Babelicious
Member # 39
 written Wednesday, July 20 2005 14:35 Profile Homepage #176
quote:
Originally written by Student of Trinity:

I've read over the recent Desperance posts a few times recently. It's interesting to see that some people post regularly on both sets of boards (and I guess some even keep up three, with Polaris). I like the idea of maintaining parallel identities, more or less, modulated into different keys.

In practice, though, I was pretty disappointed. My interest in puerile allusions to homosexual acts just does not seem to have the necessary stamina. The occasional reference, ha ha; a steady diet, post after post, year in year out ... it just boggles my mind that anyone could continue so consistently to find this amusing. So now I'm honestly curious, just what purpose Desperance serves, other than being a kind of drip tray for these boards here.

Is there really any actual life over there? If so, where?
I can see how you could get that impression, assuming that you consistently avoid reading any words that don't refer to sloppy dongchonging. For your interest, I'd like to point you to recent threads that have a point other than dick jokes:

http://forums.desperance.net/viewtopic.php?id=731
http://forums.desperance.net/viewtopic.php?id=741
http://forums.desperance.net/viewtopic.php?id=743 (at first)
http://forums.desperance.net/viewtopic.php?id=733

That's excluding a few garbage topics (screenshots, etc.). If you can't tell the difference between a particular mode of conversation and the actual content of those conversations, you have the intellectual capacity of a chickpea.

Desperance is not a Spiderweb auxiliary and has not been for a couple years. We are somewhat connected, and we share most of our members, but we are not Spiderweb. Frankly, I can't stand most of the idiots who post here, and Polaris is only worse. Desperance is a community for people who don't need a daddy to watch over them and a set of commandments laid down by their god to prevent their sensibilities from being offended. Some discussion is relevant and intelligent. Some discussion boils down mostly to gay sex. To arbitrarily prevent one of those damages the other.

Of course, if by "drip tray" you mean that the actually intelligent Spiderweb members driven away by the incessant howling of idiots almost inevitably end up at Desperance, I agree wholeheartedly.
Posts: 1074 | Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00
The Devil's Number Upside-Down in General
Andrea
Babelicious
Member # 39
 written Tuesday, June 10 2003 21:28 Profile Homepage #0
Welcome to my 999th post, the last this account shall ever see. I'll make this brief for you all.

* Alorael, shut up about the damn skribbane and snipering. It's old and stopped being amusing about a day after you arrived.
* Drakefyre, shut up about the damn mangos. For the sake of us all.
* Sir David, stop playing the persecuted Christian conservative. I know your religion values martyrdom, but if you're going to do it, do it somewhere that somebody gives a damn, OK?
* Princess Ruth, keep that freak flag flying. Here's to legally unmentionable good times on boring Saturdays, eh?
* Scorpius... ah, Scorpius. I've only got one little post, and if I got into advice you, I'd be sitting here tomorrow.
* Alec. My old friend and ally. Get other friends and allies; in this hellhole, you'll need them.
* TM, keep spewing that invective. Nobody does it better.
* ADoS. Sweet merciful Christ, get a life.
* JF. Work on your logic, for God's sake; I all but told you that MBoehX, Djur, and Matt Boeh (creator of Satan's portal, Desperance) were one and the same, and I still don't know if you figured it out yet.
* ef, continue being... whatever the hell you are, it's obviously working.
* Saunders, continue being nurturing and good. Not like you could change that; it's obviously in your nature.
* RentBoy should definitely learn that he scares us all deeply. At least he scares me, and I'm a big burly man (with a puppy's heart).
* Dragyn Bob: GO DEVILS! I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THAT MEANS.
* Feran. You're a good and strong person. Keep on riding that rollercoaster. Let the memory of good times keep your head high in the bad.
* Imban, my stalwart companion in the travails of se. Keep on being the only guy who always seems to keep his head.
* Schrodinger both does and does not exist at the same time. I like that in a guy.
* Shaper Master should get a black pearl. Get it by diving. Preferably off a steep cliff into rocky waters. I hear the best oysters are there.
* Morgan, you're the one person who seems never to change. Probably because you're already cool the way you are. Keep it up...
* Ed. Wow, Ed. Uh... Ed.
* Vengeful Wise Man. I was around back when you were the Shadow. Remember those times? Black Marks and TM and banning? Uh... you've definitely improved. Continue being the guy who's always amused by everyone else's insanity.
* Alcritas, even though you'll never see this: We all wanted to elect you Misc. mod, even though we knew you'd never accept it. You're a symbol of better times to us Bladesers.
* Brett Bixler. Thanks for giving me a chance. So many chances. I'm sorry I didn't live up to your expectations.
* Rosycat or whatever you are now: Boy, are there words to describe the deepness of your shallowness? A goodbye thread? Unthinkable.
* I remember when Rider of Rohan was just getting started here. I didn't like her any more then than I do now. Get over the grammar, damnit.
* Bob the Impaler. The metaphorical outsider-cabalist, the person who everyone who's anyone knows and everybody else is faint about. I don't have anything to say except: You cool.
* Lt. Sullust, if you still live, you're one of my favorite SW members ever. IM me sometime.
* Ty. Uh. Yeah. Ty. Remember when you used to come to #desperance? And we'd kick you?
* UA. Remember when you used to come to #desperance? And we'd kick you? And ban you? Again and again? Until I jumped off a cliff to end it all?
* The Great Mister. You're not anywhere near as bad as you make yourself out to be, you know. Stop maligning yourself or even I'll begin to believe it. You're witty in a crazy way; you remind me of Feran in the old days.
* Hey, Thuryl, I think there's a software update for you available. Best install it. Maybe it'll make you pass the Turing test!
* Khoth, I love how you're inscrutably Scottish.
* Arctic: Keep on scaring all the newbies silly.
* y0d1n2a3 gives great advice, but for Eris's sake, please stay out of the philosophy chats, please!
* Sarachim: I love you, man! :-p Let's "hang out" sometime. Or any synonym thereof.
* Jigga: SMASH THE STATE
* wychwenthal is the best gay cybersex partner I've ever had. Under the light of the (M), you sexy thing.
* Rache, you're really cool and all, but please don't become the next Lady J.
* Sir Motrax, please compress your head to remove the hot air.
* Nye! Who the hell are you?
* Zephyr... wow. Please get a clue before someone beats it into you like we had to with Sully.
* King Micah needs to watch some real movies.
* Radiant makes cool games. Play them. Buy them. Can't wait till Leylines is final. Release it for Linux, too! I'd buy it. There are no substitutes for Radiant, for those who would copy him.
* I'd like to finish my Coreybot.
* Stareye: Never knew you too well. Pity. You were interesting. I remember well the times you'd come on IRC and suffer us fools.
* Lady J, although you're gone: AHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! gasp gasp gasp
* I like Zeviz. He's cool and Russian. Although he did call me a dangerous anarchist and an anti-semite and got me banned.
* To Jeff Vogel: I've been hard on you for being a lousy coder and raping the BoE community and all, but in reality I'd probably be worse in your situation. Good luck in all your endeavors: Spiderweb, Ironycentral, and fatherhood alike!
* To Mariann Krizsan: You were my favorite Spiderweb employee. I was always glad when you were in control of the Spidweb account. Treat Drakey's head well; you don't want it to get diseased while entrenched in your ass!
* To Linda Sthrout (spelling intentional, ask TM): GET A LIFE AND A FREAKING ENGLISH DICTIONARY
* To anyone I've forgotten or left out: Sorry. Nobody's perfect.

You all know where to find me:
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Finally, I'd like to ask Hawkgirl to continue being a beautiful, caring, and intelligent person and the best friend I could hope for. Not that she could be anything else. Uncountable big hugs for her. One more month...

Addendum
Nobody's perfect, not even me.

* QotTT is really cool; you should all appreciate her for those fleeting times she's around. I can always appreciate a friendly, intelligent person. [Cruel rumors about my proclivities notwithstanding.]
* Lone Flame, my only advice for you is to just go down to California and get a room with Steve Jobs already.
* Kogar, shove it in your ear.

[ Thursday, June 12, 2003 18:25: Message edited by: M. Boeh ]

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desperance.net - honestly, no biting.
Posts: 1074 | Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00
Politicalcompass in General
Andrea
Babelicious
Member # 39
 written Tuesday, June 10 2003 20:32 Profile Homepage #26
-10, -10, last time I checked.

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desperance.net - honestly, no biting.
Posts: 1074 | Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00
Announcement on the status of Scorpius and Ed Lemur in General
Andrea
Babelicious
Member # 39
 written Saturday, May 31 2003 16:51 Profile Homepage #128
Hey, PR, talk to him like that again.

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desperance.net - honestly, no biting.
Posts: 1074 | Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00

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