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quote:
Originally written by Maaya:

The entire oeuvre of historical fiction, alternate and otherwise:

FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP
HUFF PUFF HUAUGUAUUGH
OH GOD HONEST ABE

It's clear you haven't read decent historical fiction. That's mostly:

FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP
HUFF PUFF HUAUGUAUUGH
OH GOD ME
(BOO HITLER)

Maybe 'The Hunt/27' was just a particularly awful work, or maybe I'm insulted by trying to tell a story and using your version of history as a background.
I'd say the defining test of whether a story has a good background to it, in fact, is asking yourself the simple question: could it happen in a different setting? Could this novel set in Germany in the 1930s also occur in, say, Japan in the 1990s? If the answer is 'yes', the author needs to be shot if he goes around calling it 'historical fiction'.

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I prefer alternate historical fiction.

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RP: For The Sun And Crown in General
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As far as factional dynamics are concerned, the Furissans recently ascended to prominence as a trade power. Their position has recently put them on top of a rather lucrative trade of spices and herbs from the less civilized Australs to the Imperial core, and has brought them into contact with Imperials. The latter made them Divinitists, the former coerced the existing electors to allow them to participate in the Contest.

Their military follows the old sea-raider theory: fearsome at sea, invincible on the coasts, and risible inland. The islands offer a wealth of contrasts; a few clever merchants and Imperial transplants have made themselves incredibly wealthy, a new middle class is on the rise, and life for the Furissan peasantry hasn't changed much.

They favored the trident until the Empire arrived, and although the Presidential Guard still bear them, they now make heavy use of crossbows.

The size of the Furissan navy is tactically exaggerated rather often; much of the formal martial marine actually includes a large, private brown-water fleet. The true power lies in their adept use of the gun, which allows a significantly smaller -- albeit more expensive -- navy than would be possible with conventional, boarders-based ships.

They have various claims to Furissan islands which the natives resist, and claims to a few minor duchies in Valorim which the Valorimians are not pleased about.

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1011. The Ocean Sea.
For many years, the human race has known Avernum is the last frontier, that the twisty, miserably hot tunnels below the Vahnatai are the only places no sentient mind has ever seen. The ocean sea stretches out forever, with Vantanas in the far north nearest to the primordial edge of the world.
The Empire, at seventeen million, is getting vaguely crowded. Agricultural efficiency in Avernum has been stretched to the limit. More and more of the 'cave people' are arriving in Valorim every day.
Once upon a time, the crown governor welcomed them. Now the Valorimians hate them for coming in, taking their best land, and still considering themselves foreigners. Crown governor after crown governor insists on claiming power.

In 1011, the Crown Governor of Valorim, acting in open revolt of Restored Imperial doctrine, drove a mob of immigrants back into the caves by the sword. Emperor Micah IV -- the two monarchies were so genetically intertwined that no one except individual Avernites and Imperials bothered making a distinction between the two countries -- received three resignations: two of the five Imperial generals, one of the four Crown governors. He faced civil war.

Then a little-known, eccentric sailor by the name of Jezestal of Carani came back. As it turned out, he was wrong -- the world wasn't flat, but to the north of Vantanas he hadn't found the shores of Aizo: there lay new land entirely...

...

1009. The broken coast of a new land. Jezestal of Carani was facing a mutiny before he discovered the first of a few islands. He was so excited to find a greater shore, one that stretched out beyond the horizon and into sloping, gray hills -- odd, being as how it should have, by all rights, been summer -- that he almost jumped into the ocean sea with his armor on.

After working his way out, he planted his flag firmly in the rocky coast. It took him a while to find the words; he, like every Imperial, had, deep in his consciousness, the words of Lord Caron buried deep in his memory, somewhere behind geography and algebra.
"In the name of the Crown... the Crown and Sword..." It came to him in a flash: that had been the Imperial symbol back then, not some symbol of power.

"I, Jezestal of Carani, claim in the name of the Emperors past, present, and to come this land for the sun and crown!"

"Damnation, is that snow?"
So that's what it was. Snow. Carani was in south Vantanas, so his acquaintance with the stuff was severely limited, but snow? In the middle of summer? That couldn't be right.

"We'll be exploring the coast until we find whoever or whatever lives here. It seems pretty barren as is."

A few hundred yards away, someone sighted a tree. Then more trees, and more. Three miles or so later, it broke into a forest, snow-covered.
Horsemen thundered out of the forest, wearing the most strange armor he had ever seen -- like plate mail, but all sloped and thick -- and carried what seemed to be trumpets mounted to broomsticks. They stopped and stared, blankly, at the ship approaching.

One of the horsemen pointed to the flag, and a shouting match between them ensued.

...

1015. The Imperial villa. Several dignitaries -- or so they called themselves, anyway -- milled around, pointing to things and gabbering in their infernal tongue. One of them, seeing the Emperor, affected a bizzare hand-to-forehead gesture. Micah IV had dealt with them a few times before, and got the idea it was a martial formality. "Your Imperial Majesty," the dignitary said in his oddly clipped accent, "we have the pleasure of introducing our supreme general, Goadthe Thigaran." (Of all of the new habits of the aliens, the habit of using two names had most disconcerted the Imperial elite. A few aristocrats and many peasants had picked up the habit, and much noise was being made of it.)

The general, dressed in the same sloping armor seemingly characteristic of the alien factions, approached, barking in the foreign tongue. He did not affect the hand-gesture; that bothered the Emperor a little, but he had learned enough of the old art of diplomacy between nations to realize that it wasn't something to be too alarmed with. One of the dignitaries translated, "General Thigaran offers our assistance in putting down the Valorimites." History would call Thigaran one in a long series of dictators in a small nation on the coast of the fifth continent. It would debate whether he was the idiot for offering the help, the Emperor the idiot for accepting it, or the Imperial and Thigaran officers in charage of using it were for the way they employed the new weapons. It was no matter. The emperor, more enthusiastically than any of his descendents would imagine, said, "Yes, certainly."

...

1283. No one 'knows' the world is flat anymore; it's obviously curved. New areas are being discovered all the time, and a few Imperial states exist on Doston. 'The Empire' as a political entity died at the fields of Gale, where foreign musketeers, weak as kittens from misnutrition and disease and misdeployed by bufoonish generals, failed to provide the great spearhead the Imperial entourage needed to break through. The Emperor, with a blade to his neck, signed the Gale Pact, which essentially shattered the Empire into dozens of nominally independent feudal states.

A burst of exploration on the behalf of new dukes and governors, looking for more lands and profits, found new continents. Doston to the north of Vantanas, Rath somewhere to the far west, and the Furies' Archipelago to the south. More and more of Avernum is explored.
The Vahnatai, after a failed war of conquest, were left in a shambles. The discoveries of the Chigan and Selletai tribal nations shattered their notions of sole superiority, broke their popular conception of society, and even stripped them of their status as a species -- 'Vahnatai' being seen as an insulting epiphet by many of the Undercavern People wont to tour Imperial cities. Crystal-worship is no longer universal, the genetocratic leadership is being questioned, and a group of young warriors are preparing to start a war of mis-succession unheard of since the Sycophants' Crime in the Imperial war.

Avernum is the largest Imperial state, but in a similar disrepair. Centuries of border wars with the Vahnatai tribe and the Slithzerikai -- and, more recently, with a growing number of Nephil slaves still resistant to utter control -- has thrown the country into a state of near-anarchy. The food supply that Crown Prince Micah V called 'temporary' in 1011 ruined the country; with the Valorimians pressuring them to accept more and more deportees with too little food to feed everyone as is, there is talk of an open, desperate war of conquest.

In the lands far away, many Imperials have moved in for a new start. The locals are far more advanced in terms of technology, bearing terrible weapons which make most projectiles except longbows and catapult look like toys, curing diseases which regularly ravage the Empire, and so forth. By all accounts, the blasters are new weapons -- introduced half a century before the Gale debacle, and only now returning to widespread use and research. Many Imperials are refugees from the Colonel's War, a widespread rebellion against Imperial authority in Pralgad itself. At the end of the War, the Colonel -- after 40 years, a thin, hungry old man -- was beheaded, and the Emperor was elevated to the status of a living God.

The various feudal lords of the Empire took advantage of this. They immediately proclaimed spiritual loyalty to the Emperor -- a fine way to control the peasantry -- with the exception of a few Vantanasian governors, mystified by local shamanistic faiths, the Divinity Sect soon became the official religion of the Empire.

By way of compromise -- and also to ward off the inevitable problem of Emperor Hawthorne IX being sterile -- the Divine Emperor is now chosen by the Prince-Governors' Council.
The Council seldom comes to agreement on anyone, and realized it. To keep power, they drew up an unconventional scheme: personal combat, in a series of duels to the death, designed to weed out the weaklings.

A few won by brawns, a few by brains, one by amazing coordination of hand. The Emperor ruled through the Prince-Governors' Council anyway, and whichever Prince-Governor fielded the candidate obviously became the eminence-grise behind the Resplendent Crown.

In 1283, while the Avernites geared towards a desperate invasion, a revolutionary civil war was brewing among the Vahnatai tribe, and the colonial detrius of Imperial turbulence grew closer and closer to foreign, alien, modernizing powers, Divine Emperor Asaz Dominic II was poisoned by an assassin's hand after an exceptionally long reign.
Five years.
The poison is extremely slow-acting, but crippling; he is not expected to last more than a month, and plenty of time for jockeying into position exists before the Great Contest begins again.

(OOC: This RP will primarily concern inter-factional rivalry within the Empire. Extra-Imperial factions are fine, if you know what you're doing. I would strongly discourage certain RP regulars from trying one.
For those familiar with the longest SW-related RP running, it will be sort of similar, only much more hero-based -- challenge matches will still exist -- and it will be conducted in BoA.
Being as how the rules are, as yet, non-extant, factions come before actual contests.
Anyone who has BoA and knows monsters rather well would be strongly encouraged to whip out a set of rules.)

My faction is, at present, the Furissan Republic, a democratic state (well, between Furissan-native males, anyway) which elects a President who wields absolute power for life or twenty years, whichever is less. The Furissans -- natives of the island chain for which the Furies are named, but not by any means rulers of the entire polynesia -- are unique among their neighbors in that a majority follow the Divinity Sect. They take an increasingly active role in Imperial affairs, and have a stronger navy than any single Imperial power.

[ Monday, April 19, 2004 20:51: Message edited by: Nemo Custer Impune Lacessit ]

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quote:
Originally written by Schrodinger:

In grad school you can actually start to earn some money, instead of seeing it all dwindle slowly away. It's not much, but since you're not usually stuck with the same bills and you get paid for research (at least science majors, anyway), you can actually survive!

You can survive even better if you eat only Ramen, work as a TA in addition to research, and don't mind sharing an apartment, but better in this case means maybe a few thousand $$ more per year.

Which you'll spend on a doctor for malnutrition, a psychologist for anxiety, and a hatchet... for the roommate. IMAGE(tongue00.gif)

BtI: Pfft. Leave it to the British to go all limp-wristed on account of something stupid like logic, bewildered pharmacists, or 'the law'.

[ Monday, April 19, 2004 16:21: Message edited by: Nemo Custer Impune Lacessit ]

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quote:
Originally written by Majordomo:

So the States has a HECS type thing to? HECS in Australia is like defering your uni tuition fees until you have a job, etc, and then they deduct it from your pay (depending on how much you earn).

People consider HECS to be EVIL, but it has an upside - the loan is interest free, yay. It's still evil though. Back in '73-'75 Gogh Whitlam made uni here FREE. How sick is that? Man, wish I'd done uni then...

Md.

I think the closest thing to that they have is student loans, where the interest is ridiculous but at least the period of the loan is relatively long.

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Tell of your favorite plot twist in a game *spoiler* in General
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True, but it relies on all sorts of arcane and bizzare variables.

What disappoints me is that Nigeria can't go Confederate without messing with the USA and CSA events. IMAGE(tongue00.gif)

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I have AUD$3.87 to my name in General
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It sucks to have no money. It sucks more to work.
Which is why I'm going for a happy medium: I'm going to exclusively date rich girls.

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Article - Items: Balance and Cool Stuff in Blades of Avernum Editor
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Problem I can see with that is this: Who uses the Priest monster type, anyway? Outside of the Arena, I wouldn't predict it being too widely-used.

The name is a good, sound reason for keeping the item around, though.

[ Saturday, April 17, 2004 21:12: Message edited by: Nemo Custer Impune Lacessit ]

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Problem I can see with that is this: Who uses the Priest monster type, anyway? Outside of the Arena, I wouldn't predict it being too widely-used.

The name is a good, sound reason for keeping the item around, though.

[ Saturday, April 17, 2004 21:12: Message edited by: Nemo Custer Impune Lacessit ]

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Tell of your favorite plot twist in a game *spoiler* in General
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I'm putting FO and FO2 under this one for 'favorite twists', actually. FO's big one involves killing the boss (or one of them) in a completely unique way, and FO2's twists are many and very interesting. The best of them, I'd say, is one like Stughalf's -- the revelations of the Enclave. They're not too non-obvious, but they're still very interesting and well-presented.

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Tell of your favorite plot twist in a game *spoiler* in General
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My favorite plot twist? Hmm. 'Max, you are in a video game / graphic novel', for novelty. (Those who do not get the reference do not deserve to.)

Adam Cadre's 'Shrapnel' can be safely defined as a game in a plot twist, although it's a unique case.

I would mention the time when Big World-Shatteringly Powerful Superpowerful Self-Insert 37B was revealed to be Big World-Shatteringly Powerful Superpowerful Self-Insert 22G in disguise in Echoes, but, well...

The second Hugo game had a pretty good one for a SCUMM-ish program.

In Europa Universalis II and Victoria, a 'plot twist' can actually be defined, in a strange way, as history either taking a bizzare, untoward turn -- Sweden establishing a massive colonial empire, for instance -- or actually going the way it's supposed to in spite of all of your mucking (the USA stretches from western Canada to northern Mexico and owns half of Africa, is two-tenths socialist, and the Confederates still split off?). I enjoy this sort of thing because I am a sick, sick man.

'The princess is in another castle' might count as a plot twist, but that's cheating.

Similarly, AoE2 taking the historically accurate route with a brief reconquest of Tenochtitlan -might- also count.

But the best plot twist? Who knows. I'd have to think on it, because I'm currently drawing a blank. I'll be back.

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My apologies in General
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Ah, good old literal-minded Majordomo. A credit to the land down under, to be sure.

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Misogynism is the wave of the future,
but it sure pisses the womenfolk off.

Shocking, isn't it?
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More classical music and such... in General
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quote:
Originally written by Alorael:

I'm still a fan of Bach, Telemann, and Vivaldi, but I love far too many composer and pieces to list them all. Handel deserves a nod as well, as do Mozart, Beethoven, and... I'm not going to keep listing.

?Alorael, who is still one of the few, the proud, the recorder players. Don't laugh, please!

Arrrrrrrgh! Baroque! Hate! Hate!

The only baroque I will stand, being a violist of seven years, is Vivaldi, and even then only occasionally. I greatly prefer the romantics, with Strauss, Wagner, and Beethoven being just a couple of favorites. I can go for a lot of classical, and some modern, but just about no baroque, and pre-baroque is an offense against God.

I tend to loathe people who consider listening to classical music an intellectual activity. Frankly, it's no less so than modern music, which often has a message as well as a sound.

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Ranks in General
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I have made a habit of aiming for a 2* rating; I like to be dirty. On the other hand, I keep mine private anymore. No point in poking bears.

Karma has no impact, and I'd think we'd lynch Vogel if he tried to introduce one. It's too influenced by idiots who spam relentlessly to get large post counts, hordes of idiots who really have no idea who they're rating or why, and people like Djur and I who give people who beg karma 1* automatically.

[ Tuesday, April 13, 2004 04:52: Message edited by: Nemo Custer Impune Lacessit ]

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Dungeons and Dragons? in General
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quote:
Originally written by Maaya:


Alec: what bad habits? It's only as rulesy as you make it, and it's no more rulesy than the average RPG. The DM should take care of most of the technical crap for you.

The problem is that in the age of computer RPGs, it's a bit obsolete.
There's also the apparently huge decision to minimax, but I doubt it can be helped.

Eh. I guess my issue just breaks down to exceptionally poor DMs.


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Misogynism is the wave of the future,
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Shocking, isn't it?
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Dungeons and Dragons? in General
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Yes, as well as just about any other P&P.

To be frank, I've never liked D&D much; it seems too rulesy, and encourages some bad RP habits.

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Misogynism is the wave of the future,
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Shocking, isn't it?
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Living in the past? in General
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Adaptability is the mark of good taste.

My rant on T-shirts at Desp applies, to a degree; those inclined will find it at the front page, and those disinclined would do best to ignore the reference.

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Happy Easter in General
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'The Jewish leaders' did nothing of the sort. The leaders of a conservative, Roman-bootlicking stratum of the Palestinian community collaborated with Roman authorities who felt Jesus was too powerful for the Empire's good to capture and execute him.
The simple fact is that I know of three people in this discussion who seem to have internalized the fact that in ~33 AD, making a distinction between 'Jews' and 'Christians' would have been similar to making a distinction between 'squares' and 'quadrilaterals' -- in other words, there was such support for Jesus in the Jewish community that a conversion from a pagan to Christianity would have essentially entailed a conversion to Judaism as well.

The point of Jesus's appearance is of tremendous metaphorical importance; in making a handsome Greek out of a homely Jew, we have basically made Christ into a physical part of the group which drove his actions (a good readover of the NT will tell you that Jesus was, for many, one of the biggest hopes for a more independent Palestine) and eventually killed him. Tell me this: if Jesus hadn't posed a political-separatist threat to the Romans, would they have crucified him? The Jews held near to no direct political power in the Roman government of Palestine, and the Roman government of Palestine were the only people legally allowed to kill Roman subjects.

Jesus was executed because he was, in the eyes of Rome, a traitor to the Roman Empire. The system killed him, not the Jews. If any did, it was for political reasons.

'The Passion' doesn't, unless I miss my mark, take any lengths to portray the Jews who followed Jesus, who were as legion as his enemies and more likely to show up at the torture and execution.
As for the Romans, I have some sympathy for them; they would have been the sons of settlers, or themselves Greeks or Italians or what have you. Their job was to protect the security of the Roman Empire; Jesus was a threat to it. We as Americans want to string 'terrorists' up by the testicles, and at the same time we villify the essentially ignorant Roman soldiers who did their equivalent of the same.

People are bloody ignorant apes.

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Happy Easter in General
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quote:
Originally written by Seaweed:

Well, now I've seen it.

quote:
Originally written by Maaya:

What about the movie's mysterious Satanic figure? I don't recall reading anything about THAT in the Gospels.
I think it was a rather good move, having satan walk around among the people and arousing them. It depicts quite well how all humankind is responsible (through satan) for Jesus' death, not only the Jews/Romans/other.

Or, in other words, it's saying that we're not responsible for the evil we do, but we have to pay for it anyway. Lovely...

Anyway, I don't quite understand this talk about anti-semitism. The Jews where the ones who wanted him dead and the Romans executed him, no? That's how the story goes and there's no point in denying it.

'The Jews were the ones who wanted him dead' is exactly what Vatican II decided against -- a very large stratum of the Jewish community liked Jesus at that time, so obviously 'the Jews' didn't want him dead. This is a serious logical error that has lead to so much murder and hatred over the past two millenia it's ridiculous.

However, Jesus life had only one meaning: to end. It was the famous divine plan. It wouldn't have mattered whether He would have been killed by Jews, Anglicans, Indonesians or the Eskimos. He was killed by men, and that's what matters. The Jews were just handy enough, and spared Him a trip to the north pole. If you want to blame someone for Jesus' death (which is silly. would you rather live without hope of deliverance?), blame yourself.

Jesus's only point in living was to die? I would disagree. Would the world be a better or worse place if he said 'Get the buggers before they get you', had the poor driven into the desert, and supported the murder of gentiles? According to that arguement, neither, because what Jesus said and did in life was ultimately completely unimportant because his purpose was to die.

The film was a bit too bloody for my liking, but I guess you can't overestimate Jesus' suffering. Or should.

In conclusion, I'm glad I saw it.

It's still too sadistic for my taste.



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I hate Texans.

Hellboy, on the other hand, is something. An action movie that receives a positive review from Salon is obviously worth seeing.

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Happy Easter in General
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quote:
Originally written by Kelandon:

quote:
I don't know why the Bible isn't enough for you; I certainly understood the brutal beating and execution of Jesus perfectly well before 'The Passion'.
For me, knowing what happened and seeing what happened were different. I was struck by the enormity of it, which was Gibson's point.

That's an imagination issue, I guess. But if you're on a subject like Jesus, why focus on the death? His life was much more exceptional.

quote:
Mel Gibson is one of those Catholics who rejects Vatican II. His father is a blatant anti-Semite, and I have heard that Passion really overplays the Jewish-betrayal angle.
Neither of these statements is entirely true. Vatican II said that it was no longer mandatory to do the Mass in Latin, etc, but it never said that it was not acceptable to continue to do it that way. It did say, however, that the Jews were not responsible for Jesus's death. Gibson simply chooses to attend a Mass that is done in the traditional manner, which was never outlawed, and while his father is anti-Semitic, to the best of my knowledge Mel Gibson has never explicitly stated views that were anti-Semitic.

He rejects the decision on the culpability of the Jews, and has been open about this. The exact wording runs something vaguely like "neither the entire community at that time nor any Jew at this time can be called responsible for the crucifixion of JC". It's a reasonable, logical statement, backed up by Papal sanction (which is, to Catholics, supposed to be infalliable), and he has made it clear he rejects it. 'Rejecting' the Latin issue would be flatly nonsensical, and I refuse to believe that's the sole motivation behind it.
In addition, explicit statements of racism are usually a sign of a severe problem; implicit statements abound quite a bit more.

Similarly, the Passion doesn't overplay the Jewish-betrayal angle. Most of the Jews in the film are portrayed as terrible people. But so are the Romans. The Romans laugh as they beat Jesus, and they seem to enjoy the brutality of their actions. Peter himself denies Jesus in the movie, just as he does in the Gospels. And for that matter, Gibson's own hand holds Jesus down as the Romans nail him to the cross, which is supposed to indicate that we are all responsible.

Treating the Romans as jerks is fine and good, but one has to remember that it would not be for centuries that Christians even stopped considering themselves Jews, much less created the kind of schism that exists now. Portraying nearly all of the Jews who are not directly related to Jesus or his teachings as terrible people is heinously unrealistic and most definitely implicit anti-semitism.

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Quite frankly, I would consider a movie about Jesus's life more appropriate than one about his death;
Maybe. But this would be a very different movie, and not the one that Gibson set out to make. I understand if you dislike the movie for this reason, though. I have a different opinion, but I understand how this could bother a person.

Opinions being what they are, I'll let sleeping dogs lie on this one. I just feel like Gibson's movie was designed to cash in on fundamentalism rather than to really educate about the glory of Christ.
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Everyone doesn't know what Jesus taught -- either even Mr. Gibson doesn't or he conveniently chose to forget the bit about turning our Father's house into a place of merchandise
I'm not entirely sure what you're referring to. Because if you mean the part about the Jewish temple being wildly corrupt, the movie does show a scene of Jesus toppling over the tables of the money-changers.

Jesus spoke in metaphor quite a bit, and 'moneychangers in the Temple' are conventionally taken to be metanymic for 'selling' faith. I'm sure it's been used against simony, indulgences, and so forth, and this kind of movie really brings the issue up. If Gibson had the sort of passion for the issue he is portraying here that he claims he does, he would have paid whoever he promised to pay with the box office sales and given the rest to charity; it's very morally ambiguous to give people your version of God for profit.

I do have some issues with the historical inaccuracies, though. The Romans in the movie speak Church Latin, not Classical Latin (so they all speak with Italian accents, basically). Most of them would've been speaking Greek under those circumstances, anyway. Jesus, as Alec rightly notes, wouldn't've looked like the man who was playing him. And the brief scene of the resurrection doesn't quite mesh with the Gospel account. When Jesus appeared before the disciples, he was still bleeding. Thomas refused to believe that it was him until he touched his wounds. Those wounds are not present in the movie.

I haven't seen the movie -- I've read a lot of reviews, both positive and negative -- so I'll have to take your word for it. It's interesting that one of the biggest metaphorical issues in the Crucifixion -- the various wounds inflicted upon Christ on the cross and the skepticism of Thomas -- was apparently eschewed in favor of whipping scenes.
People need to know that if we could find one major celebrity and call him a Jesus look-alike, that particular celebrity would be U. bin Laden. I am incensed by the physical appearance issue, because it's a matter of petty, 'conventional' racism over factual accuracy.
Then again, why should we pay that much attention to how Jesus comes out -- in physical and spiritual terms both -- if the only reason for the movie is to off him? :rolleyes:

EDIT: He's got merchandising deals now? Hee hee. The 'house of merchandise' was from the KJV, and would be better known as a 'marketplace' today, but... wow.

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However, it also portrays Jesus as a handsome Greek -- the image most have had of him since the Byzantines cornered the market on images of the man in the first few centuries. Given as how little issue is made of his physical appearance in the Bible, he would have been black-haired, tan-to-brown skinned, bearded, and rather typically Jewish in appearance. Western standards of beauty are unkind to Semites in general, which means that we'd see someone who looked reasonably like Jesus as rather ugly.

The Bible itself says that Jesus was ugly, more or less. But who wants him to be ugly? The movie doesn't really focus on what Jesus looked like. Making him look different from the general American mental picture would serve only as a distraction.

Mr. Gibson could have directed the movie in English if he wanted it to be easily accessible before being factually accurate...

So far as I can tell, seeing this movie is like paying $7 to watch a high-budget production of 'Jack and the Beanstalk' in the original middle-German. Sure, it must be pretty powerful, but is it really something we haven't seen before?

I don't know, you answer that. How often do you see the brutal beating, torture, and crucifixion of a good man (or God incarnate, depending on your beliefs)? I can't really imagine the movie not being powerful. Comparing it to Jack and the Beanstalk... I know I'm not the best with examples, but really, Alec, a little more sensibility in the future, please?
The idea is that we've all read both. I don't know why the Bible isn't enough for you; I certainly understood the brutal beating and execution of Jesus perfectly well before 'The Passion'. Quite frankly, I would consider a movie about Jesus's life more appropriate than one about his death; everyone knows that Jesus got crucified at Calvary, everyone knows that he got whipped, stabbed, &c, everyone knows the crown of thorns and INRH. Everyone doesn't know what Jesus taught -- either even Mr. Gibson doesn't or he conveniently chose to forget the bit about turning our Father's house into a place of merchandise --
and I'd follow Jesus's teachings the same whether or not I believed he was divinely born, was killed to save man from his sins, &c.
The movie has no moral message; it is, in essence, a brutal snuff film featuring the savior of mankind. It blames the Jews, it makes Jesus into if not an Aryan than at least a European, and it conveniently sidesteps the Messiah's teachings.
This is not an uplifting film, it is not a moral film, and it is not a good film. It's just something designed to shock people with an incoherent knowledge of theology and no imagination.
How often do we see the brutal beating, torture, and crucifixion of a good man? We would plenty if we were in ancient Rome or the modern Sudan. We don't see good men make a difference on the way people believe, though, and I think that sidestepping Jesus as a man in favor of clubbing us over the head with his 'dying for our sins' is sickening.


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Fair 'nuff. Will it translate strings of words (e.g. 'vah na tai' or 'He is an arc'?)

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As far as I know.

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