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Last Will and Testament of Slartifer M. Tuckersworth in General
Raven v. Writing Desk
Member # 261
Profile Homepage #21
Thanks everyone for the kind words. Bon voyage to me! Goodbye.

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Use A Debate Tactic Against Itself in General
Raven v. Writing Desk
Member # 261
Profile Homepage #2
Sesquipedalian subterfuge comprises vacuous lexicon utilization alongside pathogenic semantics.

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Last Will and Testament of Slartifer M. Tuckersworth in General
Raven v. Writing Desk
Member # 261
Profile Homepage #0
I never thought I would have the ego to start an entire thread about my impending disappearance. Well, say hello to my ego :P

So, I'm leaving. I'm actually leaving, as I am moving several states away for a great new job. I will be working pretty much all day every day this summer, so I can guarantee I won't be around. After that, I don't know how much free time I'll have, or how much net access I'll have. And there's always the possibility that three months away from this place will make me realize how much happier I am without it :P

So, I may or may not be back.

I was going to make some kind of witty departing comment on Slarty vs. Desk, but haven't had time to come up with one and am rather busy moving out right now.

Instead, here is my last will and testament. I, Slarty, hereby will:
- my stupid, pointless, but nonetheless incisive analogies to Dikiyoba
- my inane, pointless, but nonetheless correct analysis of game mechanics to DeVlish and SoT
- User:Slarty to Aran and Drakey -- get cracking!
- a humble one-line signature, to Aran and Magma
- a life, to Tyro and Marl, who will need it now that they can't spend their evenings stalking me on the telephone
- a thesaurus, to Alec and TM, who could stand to spruce up their cybering
- the foot in my mouth, to Salmon and Dareva, with love

I'll be back this evening to mop up all the tears.

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Slarty vs. DeskDesk vs. SlartyTimeline of ErmarianG4 Strategy Central
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Geneforge 2 wondering question in Geneforge Series
Raven v. Writing Desk
Member # 261
Profile Homepage #7
ALWAYS EDIT ON A BACKUP COPY.

*facepalm*

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Slarty vs. DeskDesk vs. SlartyTimeline of ErmarianG4 Strategy Central
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GF3 - Leadership in Geneforge Series
Raven v. Writing Desk
Member # 261
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In the long run, it's a disadvantage to have high Leadership. There are a ton of items that provide leadership boosts (Infiltrator vest, cloak, charm, and ring, and shining shield, for a total of +6). There's also the Charisma spell, which with spell skill boosting items even a Guardian can access without much trouble.

There are almost no spots in the game where having more than 8 leadership is helpful. Beyond 10 leadership, you don't get anything terribly useful -- you can just skip quests, and really, who wants to skip quests? There are about 3 places where 13 leadership makes a difference and there is exactly one where 15 leadership makes a difference -- with Litalia.

So boosting leadership much beyond 6 or 8, while it may be useful in the short term, is pretty much throwing away skill points in the long term. The experience you get for it early on is pretty much meaningless in the long run.

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quick action and parry in Geneforge Series
Raven v. Writing Desk
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Profile Homepage #2
The problem with Parry is that it will rarely let you block missile (= magical) attacks -- it only gives a 1% block rate against them. That was the bigger change from G2, in which high Parry would block all of almost anything. It is still worth investing in for the damage reduction, but it's no longer the most critical skill.

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I'm off the list! in General
Raven v. Writing Desk
Member # 261
Profile Homepage #28
Dikiyoba's comment is correct and explains the whole list. The higher than usual post counts of herself, myself, DeVlish, SoT, and Magma are because Geneforge has been active, god knows why.

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Just because I'm curious... in General
Raven v. Writing Desk
Member # 261
Profile Homepage #18
And in my mind, Final Fantasy stopped with 7 and probably should have stopped with 6. But hey.

I do think choosing the name "Wii" was a horrendous, abominable marketing decision. But doesn't Nintendo go on these "virtual reality" kicks every few years? Does anyone else remember the Virtual Boy? Now that was a bomb.

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Slarty vs. DeskDesk vs. SlartyTimeline of ErmarianG4 Strategy Central
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Genevernum in General
Raven v. Writing Desk
Member # 261
Profile Homepage #10
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Just because I'm curious... in General
Raven v. Writing Desk
Member # 261
Profile Homepage #8
That can't be an original box... the Seal of Quality wasn't around at first. And where's my SMB1/Duck Hunt split cartridge? :P

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I'm off the list! in General
Raven v. Writing Desk
Member # 261
Profile Homepage #4
Well, this is ironic.

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Slarty vs. DeskDesk vs. SlartyTimeline of ErmarianG4 Strategy Central
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The Refuge in Geneforge Series
Raven v. Writing Desk
Member # 261
Profile Homepage #43
Actually, no, Felix's IP address(es) will be banned so he can't log in at all from wherever he is. So it would be a good idea to stop spamming, sir felix!

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Creationless Shaper in Geneforge Series
Raven v. Writing Desk
Member # 261
Profile Homepage #9
The Fort Kentia worms were a huge hassle for me as a missile agent. I cast Daze countless times, and still had to do a few reloads. On Torment, of course. They had been much easier as a regular, spellslinging agent, because Daze lasted longer and one hit from a spell would take out any worm. I suppose I could have been less stingy with my Icy Crystals, but neh...

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Just because I'm curious... in General
Raven v. Writing Desk
Member # 261
Profile Homepage #6
Yes, Aran is clearly an emulator man. :P

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Creationless Shaper in Geneforge Series
Raven v. Writing Desk
Member # 261
Profile Homepage #7
Dexterity?

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Xylgham udwlnit skretcko!1!! in General
Raven v. Writing Desk
Member # 261
Profile Homepage #319
And people wonder why the Empire regulated magic so strictly...

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Best Character For GF1 in Geneforge Series
Raven v. Writing Desk
Member # 261
Profile Homepage #11
The real problem is that stockpiling enough missiles to compete with unlimited Agent magic + essence pods is doable, but it requires carrying a lot of weight.

See my rants about encumbrance in every other thread :P

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Best Character For GF1 in Geneforge Series
Raven v. Writing Desk
Member # 261
Profile Homepage #9
Except that there area a kazillion essence pods lying around. ...actually, I don't remember if that was as true in G1. Was it? In G3, I've stopped myself from making any attempt at conserving them, because there are so frigging many.

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Creationless Shaper in Geneforge Series
Raven v. Writing Desk
Member # 261
Profile Homepage #1
At first this indeed seems like a good strategy -- but it has a flaw.

As a Shaper, it is to your advantage to create creatures at the earliest level you can. This is because of the experience your creations will gain. When you are at a lower level, your experience gained scales more advantageously, of course, and therefore your creations gain more levels. A single chance for seven creations to get an extra level up permanently is better than a single level gain for a PC, since by the end of the game that will have eroded into a small fraction of a level's worth of XP.

The exception of course is if the skill points a level up will net you will give you points in a Shaping skill up to 10. However, even when your Shaping skills are not optimized yet, it is still to your advantage to keep lots of creations around. Reducing the experience you gain slightly means that better creations become available when you are at a lower level, and therefore they will be more powerful for the entire game.

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Alwan and Greta questions in Geneforge Series
Raven v. Writing Desk
Member # 261
Profile Homepage #68
One of the main problems with killing NPCs -- like Aiglos -- is that if they are tied to a quest reward, you have to talk to them to clear the quest from your quest list and get the experience (and items, if applicable) as a reward.

Jeff's way of having NPCs be attackable is yet another holdover from the Ultima games, in which you could typically kill Lord Brittish without any consequences to the game world whatsoever.

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Slarty vs. DeskDesk vs. SlartyTimeline of ErmarianG4 Strategy Central
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SRG! in General
Raven v. Writing Desk
Member # 261
Profile Homepage #16
TM's new signature gets only a 3.33, for fractional reasons. I find Zeviz's ratings quite sensible.

EDIT: Timing, meh. I will follow in D's lazy footsteps.

[ Thursday, June 15, 2006 11:49: Message edited by: Slarty ]

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Would you be interested in a sci fi RPG: THE POLL in General
Raven v. Writing Desk
Member # 261
Profile Homepage #49
Military history really is fascinating stuff, both in the details and in grand strategy. It's really too bad our entire educational system eschews it, almost categorically. It's never used in grade school, when it would be a great way to get violent teenagers interested in history.

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The pinnacle of perfection? in Geneforge Series
Raven v. Writing Desk
Member # 261
Profile Homepage #10
The text suggests the body does not much postdate the evacuation, and these kinds of picayune continuity snafus are not uncommon in Jeff's games. I agree with Dikiyoba. Better to stretch science in a game that already does so heavily than to stretch the writing and the designer's intentions.

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The pinnacle of perfection? in Geneforge Series
Raven v. Writing Desk
Member # 261
Profile Homepage #4
I'd argue magic strengthening canisters make a MUCH bigger difference for Guardians, who are hard pressed to put very many points in magic skills. An Agent with Battle Magic and Spellcraft skills of 15 each is barely going to notice an extra point in Ice Spray or Kill, and extra points to Blessing spells are practically useless.

Shapers, of course, get their creations at higher levels permanently if they use canisters, a much more significant gain.

...Now, if we are talking about isolated unskilled shapers trapped on Sucia Island, it's a different story, but there has only been one (Goetz wasn't an apprentice, was he?), so that's hardly relevant.

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Slarty vs. DeskDesk vs. SlartyTimeline of ErmarianG4 Strategy Central
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The pinnacle of perfection? in Geneforge Series
Raven v. Writing Desk
Member # 261
Profile Homepage #1
Again, we haven't met that many Agents at all -- something like four or five, total? -- and we've met relatively few Shapers and Guardians gorged on canisters, certainly less than 1 in 4, so it could just be random chance.

Agents, presumably, desire a significant amount of self-control, given their solitary tactics and lifestyle. Canisters risk having that taken away, without providing any significant benefits to an Agent.

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