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Member # 5654
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Newbs :P

(1) What's your main goal in life?
-Having kids I suppose. I've wanted it for so long.

(2) If you won a million dollars, what would be your first thought?
- "Omg,omg,Oh. My. God. I can't believe..." *hugs the check/ticket/money*

(3) When you are mad; do you usually stay angry or do you yell to release the anger?
-It depends. I usually just calm down and get it over with. I have been known for just staying angry, but if I'm really extremely angry I'll hit the pillow or yell like the hispanics you see on TV.

(4) Tell us an anecdote of anything that happened to you today.
-It's my day off, so I've done nothing. However, I'll give it a try. Mmm... I got nothing. I'll promise to edit this tomorrow and add something!!

(5) What's your current Philosophy on life?
-The same as always, really. Try not too think too much of the past, or the future for that matter. Whatever happened, it happened. And just think of the future to have sweet dreams or to get guide lines on what you can do now to improve it. Try to live the present the best I can.

(6) If you created a deadly disease, what would you call it?
-Something ending on -ous. Korshious!. What? I just made it up right now. But yeah, something ending in -ous.

(7) What should you be doing right now?
-Sleeping.

(8) If this were Southpark, what character do you think you'd be?
-Mmmm... probably Rebecca. Innocent girl until the boy she likes kisses her :P

(9) What occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid ?
- Artist. Then I realized that I have no talent. So I thought of becoming a Doctor. Then I realized I can't stand seeing people suffer or dealing with blood. So I figured I'd be a good teacher. Then I realized how much teachers get paid and how annoying most kids are and changed my mind. I considered acting, but meh. I'm sure there were many more.

(10) What happened to those dreams?
-See above.

(11) Describe the last dream you can remember.
-Would violate the CoC :P

(12) If you were a supermodel, which supermodel would you be?
-I have no idea. But Adriana Lima would be hot.

(13) If you had to live in a hole, what kind of creature would you be?
-Something that would help me survive. I have no idea.

(14) If you could have one thing right now, what would it be and why?
-A hug. I want to cuddle.

(15) Name one thing about you that embarrasses you.
-Misspelling things sometimes. That's the best I can think of right now. I'm sure there are more.

(16) Do you usually walk around your house with sandals or barefoot?
-Barefoot.I try wearing sandals, but I tend to leave them at whatever place I sit last and just walk barefoot back to my room.

(17) Have you ever gotten something you really wanted but thought you wouldn't get?
-Those are my favorite things to get. I never thought I'd move into this apt. or move into the US, etc.

(18) Name one thing you are presently excited about or fascinated by.
In the correct order. The Spring Fling tomorrow. End of this semester.Going to DR this summer.

Edit: Stupid UBB.

Edit II: See what I'm saying? I can't spell.

[ Thursday, April 19, 2007 22:48: Message edited by: M. ]
Posts: 1035 | Registered: Friday, April 1 2005 08:00
Agent
Member # 1934
Profile Homepage #1
(1) What's your main goal in life?
I've been thinking about this a lot lately. Haven't come to a conclusion.

(2) If you won a million dollars, what would be your first thought?
Wow. Actually, it'd probably be something I can't post here.

(3) When you are mad; do you usually stay angry or do you yell to release the anger?
I just work out whatever is bothering me in my head. sometimes I stay angry, but it usually fizzles out after a time.

(4) Tell us an anecdote of anything that happened to you today.
I went to class, then took a nap. After woke up, I ate lunch with my brother, then headed back to my room where I watched a movie and was very sick. Then I started playing games.

(5) What's your current Philosophy on life?
Focus on what is important in life.

(6) If you created a deadly disease, what would you call it?
Andraosis :)

[b](7) What should you be doing right now?
Homework, shower sleep.

(8) If this were Southpark, what character do you think you'd be?
I don't really watch the show. Maybe some minor character who's everywhere, but never has anything meaningful to say.

(9) What occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid ?
Artist. Then I realized that I have no talent. So I thought of becoming a Vet. Then I realized I can't stand seeing animal suffer or dealing with blood.

Marl, I swear you copied this from me.

(10) What happened to those dreams?
See above.

(11) Describe the last dream you can remember.
It was particularly realistic, and had to do something with noise in my dorm room.

(12) If you were a supermodel, which supermodel would you be?
Ick

(13) If you had to live in a hole, what kind of creature would you be?
One of those spiders that throws webs on it's prey.

(14) If you could have one thing right now, what would it be and why?
I don't like being touched, but a hug would be nice.

(15) Name one thing about you that embarrasses you.
Uh, my own social ineptness.
Oh, and Marl, you spelled "Misspelled" wrong. :P

(16) Do you usually walk around your house with sandals or barefoot?
Barefoot. I go outside all the time like that too.

(17) Have you ever gotten something you really wanted but thought you wouldn't get?
See my sig. :)

(18) Name one thing you are presently excited about or fascinated by.
Nothing really. I don't really want to be anywhere right now.

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Posts: 1169 | Registered: Monday, September 23 2002 07:00
E Equals MC What!!!!
Member # 5491
Profile Homepage #2
(1) What's your main goal in life?
-It's threefold. 1) Be a good man. 2) Be a good husband. 3) Be a good father. Beyond that, it's all gravy.

(2) If you won a million dollars, what would be your first thought?
-Check to make sure there wasn't some mistake.

(3) When you are mad; do you usually stay angry or do you yell to release the anger?
-I don't yell. But I do pace.

(4) Tell us an anecdote of anything that happened to you today.
-I spent the day auditing financial records. A young girl teased me about it. :(

(5) What's your current Philosophy on life?
-Give before you get.

(6) If you created a deadly disease, what would you call it?
-Whoops.

[b](7) What should you be doing right now?
-Going home.

(8) If this were Southpark, what character do you think you'd be?
-Butters. because Butters is awesome.

(9) What occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid ?
-Writer.

(10) What happened to those dreams?
-Radio is easier.

(11) Describe the last dream you can remember.
-N/A.

(12) If you were a supermodel, which supermodel would you be?
-I don't know any, and would be very freaked out by being one.

(13) If you had to live in a hole, what kind of creature would you be?
-A wombat. Because wombats will mess you up.

(14) If you could have one thing right now, what would it be and why?
-Practically speaking, something I didn't actually want, but could trade for a lot of other things I wanted. But the thing I want most right now? I dunno, hugs do sound pretty appealing.

(15) Name one thing about you that embarrasses you.
-Heh. I'll skip the first thing that comes to mind and say my tendency to mess up while trying to look cool. :P

(16) Do you usually walk around your house with sandals or barefoot?
-Barefoot. Never wear sandals.

(17) Have you ever gotten something you really wanted but thought you wouldn't get?
-Yes. No comment. :P

(18) Name one thing you are presently excited about or fascinated by.
Same thing. :P

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SupaNik: Aran, you're not big enough to threaten Ash. Dammit, even JV had to think twice.
Posts: 1861 | Registered: Friday, February 11 2005 08:00
Lifecrafter
Member # 7538
Profile Homepage #3
(1) What's your main goal in life?
-To die.

(2) If you won a million dollars, what would be your first thought?
-I would purchase the universe.

(3) When you are mad; do you usually stay angry or do you yell to release the anger?
-I punch things.

(4) Tell us an anecdote of anything that happened to you today.
-I just won't go there. :P

(5) What's your current Philosophy on life?
-Formed today, actually: If life gets you down, kick its @$$.

(6) If you created a deadly disease, what would you call it?
-Homeland.

[b](7) What should you be doing right now?
-Homework or sleeping. Both suck, so I don't.

(8) If this were Southpark, what character do you think you'd be?
-TIMMAY!

(9) What occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid ?
- Computer programmer.

(10) What happened to those dreams?
-We'll see how I do in these classes.

(11) Describe the last dream you can remember.
-I think it might have had something to do with work. But I'm not sure.

(12) If you were a supermodel, which supermodel would you be?
-I would be your mom.

(13) If you had to live in a hole, what kind of creature would you be?
-Oscar the Grouch.

(14) If you could have one thing right now, what would it be and why?
-No homework. Obvious reasons.

(15) Name one thing about you that embarrasses you.
-When people I know make it clear how clueless they are.

(16) Do you usually walk around your house with sandals or barefoot?
-Barefoot, if I'm not wearing regular shoes.

(17) Have you ever gotten something you really wanted but thought you wouldn't get?
-Hah. Me? Yeah, right! I'm known for making negative predictions, and watching them come true.

(18) Name one thing you are presently excited about or fascinated by.
-LaserQuest. All night laser tag > work.

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Do not provoke the turtles.
They do not like being provoked.

-Lenar

My website: Nemesis' Refuge
Posts: 743 | Registered: Friday, September 29 2006 07:00
Infiltrator
Member # 4248
Profile #4
(1) What's your main goal in life?
To die happy.

(2) If you won a million dollars, what would be your first thought?
"What the hell am I supposed to do with all this!?"

(3) When you are mad; do you usually stay angry or do you yell to release the anger?
My angriness usually lasts only few seconds before I return to doing whatever I was doing before. I do yell, sometimes, when I want to get a point across and the person making me angry clearly isn't listening.

(4) Tell us an anecdote of anything that happened to you today.
I woke up, late as usual, biked to school, listened a boring lecture, answered a short exam, ate some lunch, biked home, ate some more lunch, went to gym, worked out and biked here. Then I started up this computer, read a few of the newer posts at spidweb, and typed this answer.

(5) What's your current Philosophy on life?
Nothing is real. That still ain't an excuse to act stupidly.

(6) If you created a deadly disease, what would you call it?
The finnish flu.

(7) What should you be doing right now?
There's nothing I should be doing right now. At least, no-one has told me I should be doing anything.

(8) If this were Southpark, what character do you think you'd be?
Kenny?

(9) What occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid ?
I wanted to be a scientist. That's the only childhood dream I can remember.

(10) What happened to those dreams?
I realized becoming a scientist isn't worth the trouble, attended vocational school and will most likely become a plumber in the next 1,5 years or so.

(11) Describe the last dream you can remember.
It had something to do with a dog grieving over a broken chicken egg... Supposedly, it was sad that us humans are so cruel.

(12) If you were a supermodel, which supermodel would you be?
I don't remember any supermodel, nor do I want to be one anyway.

(13) If you had to live in a hole, what kind of creature would you be?
Some sort of a canine. Some particularly nasty looking, horned bug could also do.

(14) If you could have one thing right now, what would it be and why?
A summer job.

(15) Name one thing about you that embarrasses you.
When people, myself included, speak of things they obviously don't know a damn thing about.

(16) Do you usually walk around your house with sandals or barefoot?
I'll soon be walking around barefooted outside too, and my mom will again claim that I make even a bigger mess than our dog...

(17) Have you ever gotten something you really wanted but thought you wouldn't get?
Yes. I was awarded a kind of an honor medal (from being expectionally active etc.) from my fellow scouts some years back. Unfortunately, I lost it only few months later on a memorial march. Forunately, I later attended a leading course, witch donned me a knot that replaces the medal. Unfortunately, I had to leave the course a little early because of high fever, so I never received it...

(18) Name one thing you are presently excited about or fascinated by.
Metallurgy and it's applications. I'm planning to forge a knife sometime soon.

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I have nothing more to do in this world, so I can go & pester the inhabitants of the next one with a pure concscience.
Posts: 617 | Registered: Tuesday, April 13 2004 07:00
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #5
(1) What's your main goal in life?
-To find what I really need.

(2) If you won a million dollars, what would be your first thought?
-I should invest this stuff wisely.

(3) When you are mad; do you usually stay angry or do you yell to release the anger?
-Depends on my mood

(4) Tell us an anecdote of anything that happened to you today.
-I woke up and that's about it.

(5) What's your current Philosophy on life?
-No matter how bad life is, someone else's is worse, but that doesn't mean you can't still complain about yours.

(6) If you created a deadly disease, what would you call it?
-Hersyphilaitus X

(7) What should you be doing right now?
-Leaving

(8) If this were Southpark, what character do you think you'd be?
-Kenny

(9) What occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
-Archmage(I was very disappointed by the lack of innate magic within my body)

(10) What happened to those dreams?
-Reality

(11) Describe the last dream you can remember.
-I was in a heating debate over a subject that didn't actually make any sense.

(12) If you were a supermodel, which supermodel would you be?
-The only straight male model.

(13) If you had to live in a hole, what kind of creature would you be?
-A male ant.

(14) If you could have one thing right now, what would it be and why?
-a whole lotta money, so I wouldn't have to ever work again.

(15) Name one thing about you that embarrasses you.
-No.

(16) Do you usually walk around your house with sandals or barefoot?
-I try to have shoes so that I can better run away from the junk monster.

(17) Have you ever gotten something you really wanted but thought you wouldn't get?
-I'm typing this on it right now.

(18) Name one thing you are presently excited about or fascinated by.
-You really don't want me to do that.

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"I don't understand a word you just said. Try speaking American. It's the only language I understand."
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Shaper
Member # 3442
Profile Homepage #6
(1) What's your main goal in life?
To be happy would be enough, I think. I don't have any materialistic ones, really. Oh - I would like to see somebody reading one of my books on a bus though. That'd be neat.

(2) If you won a million dollars, what would be your first thought?
Oohh... right, something boring, like working out how much it was in pounds sterling.

(3) When you are mad; do you usually stay angry or do you yell to release the anger?
I don't get angry often. When I do, it usually results in shouting.

(4) Tell us an anecdote of anything that happened to you today.
Erm, I learnt that hamsters definitely do yawn.

(5) What's your current Philosophy on life?
"Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today.

(6) If you created a deadly disease, what would you call it?
The Chumpra. I have no idea why.

[b](7) What should you be doing right now?
Nothing! Well, technically looking for a job.

(8) If this were Southpark, what character do you think you'd be?
Kyle used to be my favourite. Or Chef. I can't choose.

(9) What occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid ?
I wanted to write. And be a doctor. And a lawyer. In fact, I've wanted to do everything at some time or another. Including being a busker.

(10) What happened to those dreams?
Well, I'm "writing" still...

(11) Describe the last dream you can remember.
I was painting terrain (in the BoA sense) for some reason. All I remember is that the water I was painting was red, blue and orange.

(12) If you were a supermodel, which supermodel would you be?
Next question.

(13) If you had to live in a hole, what kind of creature would you be?
Rabbit.

(14) If you could have one thing right now, what would it be and why?
I wouldn't mind somebody to talk to.

(15) Name one thing about you that embarrasses you.
My randomness, and inability to shut up when I really should.

(16) Do you usually walk around your house with sandals or barefoot?
With socks. In fact, I go everywhere just in socks.

(17) Have you ever gotten something you really wanted but thought you wouldn't get?
Yes.

(18) Name one thing you are presently excited about or fascinated by.
How sunny it is! I love the sun!

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How do you start?
Where do you go?
Who do you need to know?


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Posts: 2864 | Registered: Monday, September 8 2003 07:00
Shaper
Member # 5437
Profile #7
What's your main goal in life?
-I'd like to finish school, have my own home, and have a husband and kids at some point.

If you won a million dollars, what would be your first thought?
- Omg I didn't even enter!

When you are mad; do you usually stay angry or do you yell to release the anger?
-It's pretty hard to make me mad, but when I do get mad I express it and get over it fast.

Tell us an anecdote of anything that happened to you today.
-I woke up about an hour ago, fed and took my dogs out, did my usual morning stuff like brushing my teeth, and now I'm posting here. I'll go have breakfast after this.

What's your current Philosophy on life?
-Live and let live.

If you created a deadly disease, what would you call it?
-

What should you be doing right now?
-Nothing at the moment.

If this were Southpark, what character do you think you'd be?
-I'm not sure. I haven't seen Southpark in years.

What occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid ?
-I've always wanted a career in medicine, but not so much mainstream medicine.

What happened to those dreams?
-Came true.

Describe the last dream you can remember.
-I talked to my friend on the phone so long last night that I fell asleep, so I dreamed I was talking to him.

If you were a supermodel, which supermodel would you be?
- No idea.

If you had to live in a hole, what kind of creature would you be?
-Meerkat.

If you could have one thing right now, what would it be and why?
-A hug.

Name one thing about you that embarrasses you.
-Too much Skribbane can make me forgetful.

Do you usually walk around your house with sandals or barefoot?
-Barefoot. I only wear sandals and shoes when I go out. I like to be comfortable.

Have you ever gotten something you really wanted but thought you wouldn't get?
-The things I'm most grateful for are things I never expected, or even occurred to me might happen.

Name one thing you are presently excited about or fascinated by.
-I just got a couple new clients, might be going back to school soon, and the construction at my house is almost done.
Posts: 2032 | Registered: Wednesday, January 26 2005 08:00
Shaper
Member # 7420
Profile Homepage #8
(1) What's your main goal in life?
- Being remembered.

(2) If you won a million dollars, what would be your first thought?
- "Finally."

(3) When you are mad; do you usually stay angry or do you yell to release the anger?
- I stay mad for a long, long time. People don't like to get me mad. Luckily, it takes a lot to actually peirce my thick skin.

(4) Tell us an anecdote of anything that happened to you today.
- I was stopped at a red light, and the guy in the lane next to me rear ended the old lady in front of him. They got out of their cars and I started to laugh at them. The guy looked like he wanted to kick my ass, but the light turned green so he was lucky.

(5) What's your current Philosophy on life?
- Since there is no God, all that will be left of you when you're gone is your legacy. Make sure it's a good one.

(6) If you created a deadly disease, what would you call it?
- The scourge, as a tribute to Warcraft.

(7) What should you be doing right now?
- On April 20th? Hmm...

(8) If this were Southpark, what character do you think you'd be?
- Dr. Mephesto. But people always say I'm like a thin Cartmen.

(9) What occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid ?
- I read a comic book when I was little where the Surgeon General took over half the United States in a coup. I told my parents I wanted to be the Surgeon General and they said, "aw, he wants to be a doctor so he can help people." It's so funny looking back on that now.

(10) What happened to those dreams?
- I realized I was more likely to take over half the country as something other than the Surgeon General.

(11) Describe the last dream you can remember.
- I was at some kind of horrible egyptian bazaar. It was like a maze, then it was underground. It was terrifying, I can't even explain.

(12) If you were a supermodel, which supermodel would you be?
- I don't know supermodels. But that Jhonny Depp is hot. I'll just be him.

(13) If you had to live in a hole, what kind of creature would you be?
- A queen ant, naturally.

(14) If you could have one thing right now, what would it be and why?
- The hat the pope wears.

(15) Name one thing about you that embarrasses you.
- My glasses have been sitting on my face crooked lately. I can't seem to straiten them out.

(16) Do you usually walk around your house with sandals or barefoot?
- Socks. I get cold very easily.

(17) Have you ever gotten something you really wanted but thought you wouldn't get?
- I got an 'A' in my ethics class.

(18) Name one thing you are presently excited about or fascinated by.
- I saw Blue Man Group yesterday. It was actually awesome. I wasn't expecting to be so entertained.

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You lose.
Posts: 2156 | Registered: Thursday, August 24 2006 07:00
? Man, ? Amazing
Member # 5755
Profile #9
(1) What's your main goal in life?
Win a million dollars without trying.

(2) If you won a million dollars, what would be your first thought?
Huh, that's odd.

(3) When you are mad; do you usually stay angry or do you yell to release the anger?
Neither.

(4) Tell us an anecdote of anything that happened to you today.
I gave the dog a bone.

(5) What's your current Philosophy on life?
-Live and let live. Unless you are a tuna.

(6) If you created a deadly disease, what would you call it?
-Interpornwebnetitis.

(7) What should you be doing right now?
-Working, I suppose.

(8) If this were Southpark, what character do you think you'd be?
No clue, don't watch it. (I'm a heathen, I know)

(9) What occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid ?
Jetset playboy.

(10) What happened to those dreams?
What are you implying?

(11) Describe the last dream you can remember.
I was in the hot tub with Erika and Joanna and

(12) If you were a supermodel, which supermodel would you be?
This is a crappy question.

(13) If you had to live in a hole, what kind of creature would you be?
Woodpecker.

(14) If you could have one thing right now, what would it be and why?
One of them time-stop thingies so I could get a bunch of work done today.

(15) Name one thing about you that embarrasses you.
When my brain starts leaking.

(16) Do you usually walk around your house with sandals or barefoot?
Hiking boots or slippers.

(17) Have you ever gotten something you really wanted but thought you wouldn't get?
The girl.

(18) Name one thing you are presently excited about or fascinated by.
Halibut season starts in 282 hours or so.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Law Bringer
Member # 335
Profile Homepage #10
(1) What's your main goal in life?
To reproduce, and secondarily to remain alive and healthy in order to reproduce. No, that's the goal of life in general. I don't know.

(2) If you won a million dollars, what would be your first thought?
In order, probabably: Wow! Now I can afford things! No, now I can afford to get rid of loans. No, I have to give a bunch to good causes. Hey, how much of this do I get after taxes, anyway?

(3) When you are mad; do you usually stay angry or do you yell to release the anger?
I don't really do anger very much. When I am angry I tend to find somewhere to brood alone until I feel better. My temper is inherited but I resolved not to let it show and I think I've done a pretty good job.

(4) Tell us an anecdote of anything that happened to you today.
I had a discussion about the effects of the SAT/SATII Writing on, well, writing ability. The general opinion seems to be that SAT writing is antithetical to prose fiction, academic writing, and journalism. In fact, the only thing it resembles even slightly is forum post writing.

(5) What's your current Philosophy on life?
Maximize good, where good is considered pleasant experiences, and minimize harm. Yes, that's supposed to be for other people as well as myself. In theory, anyway.

(6) If you created a deadly disease, what would you call it?
Thuryl

(7) What should you be doing right now?
Homework, shower sleep.
Nethergate.

(8) If this were Southpark, what character do you think you'd be?
I have no idea. I don't do TV and I don't really do pop culture. Or culture in general.

(9) What occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid ?
A veterinarian or a writer.

(10) What happened to those dreams?
I lost interest in the former quickly. The latter has always looked good, except I like being able to live securely and, well, eat. Maybe one day I'll still manage to write the great American novel, but it seems less and less likely.

(11) Describe the last dream you can remember.
I very rarely remember dreams, and the ones I do remember are usually much like daily life with a few bizarre quirks. I really can't remember anything exciting from anytime in the last, oh, year.

(12) If you were a supermodel, which supermodel would you be?
Model T

(13) If you had to live in a hole, what kind of creature would you be?
A hobbit!

(14) If you could have one thing right now, what would it be and why?
A noun, by definition.

(15) Name one thing about you that embarrasses you.
Alorael.

(16) Do you usually walk around your house with sandals or barefoot?
Either barefoot or wearing shoes. I'm not a fan of sandals.

(17) Have you ever gotten something you really wanted but thought you wouldn't get?
Not that I can think of, but not because I have bad luck. I just very rarely want things. I have a constrained emotional palette.

(18) Name one thing you are presently excited about or fascinated by.
The propagation of the tag error in questions 7 and 8.

[Edit: I'll remove the line break in my eye before complaining about the tag in yours.]

—Alorael, who would've thought that more people would notice. Or make their own tags. Or something.

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Posts: 14579 | Registered: Saturday, December 1 2001 08:00
Councilor
Member # 6600
Profile Homepage #11
(1) What's your main goal in life?
To make a positive difference in this world. In what, I don't know yet.

(2) If you won a million dollars, what would be your first thought?
Now I no longer have to keep asking my parents for money!

(3) When you are mad; do you usually stay angry or do you yell to release the anger?
When I get really mad, I usually cry for some reason.

(4) Tell us an anecdote of anything that happened to you today.
Nothing worth noting has happened so far.

(5) What's your current Philosophy on life?
Though you may have to shift what you're trying for, keep trying, no matter what.

(6) If you created a deadly disease, what would you call it?
Dikiyora flu.

(7) What should you be doing right now?
Homework.

(8) If this were Southpark, what character do you think you'd be?
I have never seen it.

(9) What occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
A paleontologist. And a writer. And a teacher.

(10) What happened to those dreams?
Too much schooling for the first one, still working on the second one, and I'll probably end up teaching someone something one day.

(11) Describe the last dream you can remember.
A horribly creepy one involving a vampire and demons. Oh, and clothes spirits. The clothes spirits were nifty, at least.

(12) If you were a supermodel, which supermodel would you be?
I wouldn't.

(13) If you had to live in a hole, what kind of creature would you be?
A bat.

(14) If you could have one thing right now, what would it be and why?
For my room to clean itself.

(15) Name one thing about you that embarrasses you.
My inability to talk on the phone without sounding like a complete idiot.

(16) Do you usually walk around your house with sandals or barefoot?
Barefoot.

(17) Have you ever gotten something you really wanted but thought you wouldn't get?
My laptop, among other things.

(18) Name one thing you are presently excited about or fascinated by.
Dikiyoba needed three or four eggs. Now Dikiyoba is pondering what to do with the rest of the dozen.

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Posts: 4346 | Registered: Friday, December 23 2005 08:00
Apprentice
Member # 6885
Profile #12
(1) What's your main goal in life?
-To live.

(2) If you won a million dollars, what would be your first thought?
- No more house payments!

(3) When you are mad; do you usually stay angry or do you yell to release the anger?
-My anger ends almost immediately, unless someone or something encourages it.

(4) Tell us an anecdote of anything that happened to you today.
-I sat at my desk all day coding.

(5) What's your current Philosophy on life?
-Time does not exist, therefore there is no past or future. There is only now. Motion exists, and is confused and labeled as time. Time is just a human creation used so that we can get to places... you know... on time.

(6) If you created a deadly disease, what would you call it?
-Tim.

(7) What should you be doing right now?
-Coding.

(8) If this were Southpark, what character do you think you'd be? -I have no idea.

(9) What occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid ?
- Cowboy, Veterinarian, Police Officer, Writer.

(10) What happened to those dreams? -I went to college and saw a vet with his hand in a cows **** all the way up to his shoulder, and I thought... um... no. The cowboy and police officer thing wore off as I aged. I'm lucky enough to be an active freelance PnP RPG writer when I'm not at my 'real' job.

(11) Describe the last dream you can remember.
-I dreamt that I went to the dorm that I stayed in when I was a freshman in college (over 22 years ago) to warn my roomates about a terrible storm that was coming. It was weird.

(12) If you were a supermodel, which supermodel would you be?
-No thank you, I'd rather eat.

(13) If you had to live in a hole, what kind of creature would you be?
-I'd be a fire ant.

(14) If you could have one thing right now, what would it be and why?
-I'd want that million dollars from question #2.

(15) Name one thing about you that embarrasses you.
-I really don't get embarrassed, not since I was a teenager anyway.

(16) Do you usually walk around your house with sandals or barefoot?
-Barefoot, always barefoot.

(17) Have you ever gotten something you really wanted but thought you wouldn't get?
-Oh sure. When I was 8 years old I wanted all the GI Joes that my babysitter's 17 year old son had (the old original 12 inch GI Joes). One day while I was sleeping in the morning she brought them over and left them for me, because her son didn't want them any more and she knew I loved playing with them. It was cool...

(18) Name one thing you are presently excited about or fascinated by.
-My children... it's cool to watch them go through the different stages of childhood. They are so different from infant, to 2 years old, to 5 years old, to 9 years old, and so on.

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Posts: 23 | Registered: Friday, March 10 2006 08:00
Agent
Member # 4574
Profile #13
(1) What's your main goal in life?
-To do something that has a lasting impact on the world after I die.

(2) If you won a million dollars, what would be your first thought?
-Holy crap. I just won a million dollars.

(3) When you are mad; do you usually stay angry or do you yell to release the anger?
-It depends on the level of anger. If low I just blow it off. If high, I yell or attack someone.

(4) Tell us an anecdote of anything that happened to you today.
-I took a one day vow of silence, and it's holding up fairly well.

(5) What's your current Philosophy on life?
-Always shoot higher. Enough is never enough. Get as powerful and influential as possible.

(6) If you created a deadly disease, what would you call it?
-REAPER. Rare Exotic Arm Plague Eradicating Russians

(7) What should you be doing right now?
-Playing G4

(8) If this were Southpark, what character do you think you'd be?
-Southpark?

(9) What occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid ?
- Engineer. Still striving to get there, and doing well I might add.

(10) What happened to those dreams?
-Still working on it.

(11) Describe the last dream you can remember.
-Ehem. Something about Cyborgs and CoC breaking things.

(12) If you were a supermodel, which supermodel would you be?
-The best supermodel.

(13) If you had to live in a hole, what kind of creature would you be?
-What is this question supposed to mean?

(14) If you could have one thing right now, what would it be and why?
-The ability to grant my own wishes.

(15) Name one thing about you that embarrasses you.
-I'm all bruised up right now.

(16) Do you usually walk around your house with sandals or barefoot?
-Barefoot.

(17) Have you ever gotten something you really wanted but thought you wouldn't get?
-Yes. Most recently, a new bike.

(18) Name one thing you are presently excited about or fascinated by.
The fact that someone has made a decent survey. Yes, that includes me (in the bad survey category).

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Posts: 1186 | Registered: Friday, June 18 2004 07:00
Agent
Member # 3364
Profile Homepage #14
(1) What's your main goal in life?
-To learn to hear with my heart.

(2) If you won a million dollars, what would be your first thought?
- I don't need a job anymore.

(3) When you are mad; do you usually stay angry or do you yell to release the anger?
- If I get to talk about it with someone, that releases the anger otherwise I stay angry. I need closure.

(4) Tell us an anecdote of anything that happened to you today.
- I went on a bike ride with my boys. Dylan hasn't learned to pedal yet so it was slow going. I hadn't realized how big the blocks are in my neighborhood so 20 minutes later we're halfway round the block. Needing to get home I decided to try to carry Dylan and his bike back home. Placed him on my hip, wrapped my arm around, and grabbed the middle of his tricycle with the same hand. It worked, but boy do my legs hurt. My tires need air, too.

(5) What's your current Philosophy on life?
- It's not about me.

(6) If you created a deadly disease, what would you call it?
-an accident

(7) What should you be doing right now?
-cooking supper

(8) If this were Southpark, what character do you think you'd be?
- I don't watch southpark.

(9) What occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid ?
- Carpenter, architect, banker.

(10) What happened to those dreams?
- First the university decided to phaze out my architecture classes before telling me, then I had kids and school became unimportant.

(11) Describe the last dream you can remember.
Ok, are you ready? Last night I drempt I was on a trip somewhere in a big city staying in a big fancy hotel with a big group of people I didn't really know but got along with pretty well. We lounged in the pool on our floor, sipped smoothies, and enjoyed the stary view out the huge windows. Then there was an earthquake and the hotel started falling down around us. Some of us made it out, some of us didn't, and then... *dramatic pause* ...my cat licked me.

(12) If you were a supermodel, which supermodel would you be?
- George Costanza. He had beautiful hands.

(13) If you had to live in a hole, what kind of creature would you be?
- a naked mole rat

(14) If you could have one thing right now, what would it be and why?
- a pizza from pizza hut so I wouldn't have to cook supper

(15) Name one thing about you that embarrasses you.
- I got lots of streach marks... in lots of places.

(16) Do you usually walk around your house with sandals or barefoot?
-Socks.

(17) Have you ever gotten something you really wanted but thought you wouldn't get?
- The house we're in now.

(18) Name one thing you are presently excited about or fascinated by.
- I had a job interview yesterday. I might have a job.

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"Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05

"Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley
Posts: 1001 | Registered: Tuesday, August 19 2003 07:00
Shaper
Member # 6292
Profile #15
Jewels has my vote for best dream description so far.

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Posts: 2009 | Registered: Monday, September 12 2005 07:00
Infiltrator
Member # 3441
Profile Homepage #16
(1) What's your main goal in life?
To leave the world better off than when I entered it.

(2) If you won a million dollars, what would be your first thought?
Wow!

(3) When you are mad; do you usually stay angry or do you yell to release the anger?
It really depends.

(4) Tell us an anecdote of anything that happened to you today.
I went to the movies with three friends, all college students, but we couldn't see the movie, Hot Fuzz, because one of us didn't have an ID with them, and the annoying lady at the ticket counter refused to sell her a ticket because she couldn't prove she was old enough to see an R rated movie.

(5) What's your current Philosophy on life?
Life is a terminal illness.

(6) If you created a deadly disease, what would you call it?
Frederick

(7) What should you be doing right now?
Sleeping, or building a water wheel.

(8) If this were Southpark, what character do you think you'd be?
Homeless guy (Change?)

(9) What occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid ?
Egyptologist

(10) What happened to those dreams?
I realized that modern day Egypt is a pretty lousy place, and that the job would be a lot more boring than I imagined it would be.

(11) Describe the last dream you can remember.
No.

(12) If you were a supermodel, which supermodel would you be?
TM

(13) If you had to live in a hole, what kind of creature would you be?
A human

(14) If you could have one thing right now, what would it be and why?
$46,000

(15) Name one thing about you that embarrasses you.
I'm really pale.

(16) Do you usually walk around your house with sandals or barefoot?
Socks

(17) Have you ever gotten something you really wanted but thought you wouldn't get?
A full scholarship to college

(18) Name one thing you are presently excited about or fascinated by.
This summer

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"As our circle of knowledge expands, so does the circumference of darkness surrounding it." --Albert Einstein
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Posts: 536 | Registered: Sunday, September 7 2003 07:00
Lifecrafter
Member # 6700
Profile Homepage #17
(1) What's your main goal in life?
- To defy the status quo.

(2) If you won a million dollars, what would be your first thought?
- "Okay. Moving on..."

(3) When you are mad; do you usually stay angry or do you yell to release the anger?
- I play video games.

(4) Tell us an anecdote of anything that happened to you today.
- I recorded splashing noises in a nasty, mucky, plant-filled lake. Joy.

(5) What's your current Philosophy on life?
- Stop thinking. Start acting. You will know when things are where they need to be.

(6) If you created a deadly disease, what would you call it?
- Some mono-syllabic moniker carefully designed to strike fear into the hearts of mankind.

(7) What should you be doing right now?
- Sleeping.

(8) If this were Southpark, what character do you think you'd be?
- My hall has named me the resident Stan. Take from that what you will.

(9) What occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid ?
- Actor. Artist. Singer.

(10) What happened to those dreams?
- I get to do them all. :)

(11) Describe the last dream you can remember.
- One of my hallmates duct taped me to my bed and gave me a tatoo.

(12) If you were a supermodel, which supermodel would you be?
- No idea. Don't know of any models.

(13) If you had to live in a hole, what kind of creature would you be?
- A human living in a hole. Simply for the novelty.

(14) If you could have one thing right now, what would it be and why?
- A lack of stress.

(15) Name one thing about you that embarrasses you.
- I talk too much.

(16) Do you usually walk around your house with sandals or barefoot?
- I tend to wear sneakers.

(17) Have you ever gotten something you really wanted but thought you wouldn't get?
- Not that I can recall. I have always been the sort to simply not want what I do not think I can have.

(18) Name one thing you are presently excited about or fascinated by.
- I am not excited. I am drained. Completely and utterly.

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Just in case you were wondering.

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All hail lord Noric, god of... well, something important, I'm sure.
Posts: 735 | Registered: Monday, January 16 2006 08:00
Guardian
Member # 5360
Profile #18
(1) What's your main goal in life?
To make an amazing scientific breakthrough.

(2) If you won a million dollars, what would be your first thought?
I don't buy lottery tickets, or participate in drawings.

(3) When you are mad; do you usually stay angry or do you yell to release the anger?
Nalyd is remarkably unemotional. If he is angry, he'll simmer quietly, and just be annoying.

(4) Tell us an anecdote of anything that happened to you today.
Nalyd woke up. Nalyd took a shower. Nalyd ate. Nalyd posted on Spiderweb.

(5) What's your current Philosophy on life?
Don't concern yourself overmuch with the world. Focus on what you have.

(6) If you created a deadly disease, what would you call it?
Necrotism.

(7) What should you be doing right now?
Nothing at all.

(8) If this were Southpark, what character do you think you'd be?
Death.

(9) What occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid ?
Doctor/Biologist.

(10) What happened to those dreams?
Well, they aren't ready yet, seeing as Nalyd is twelve.

(11) Describe the last dream you can remember.
Nalyd doesn't dream.

(12) If you were a supermodel, which supermodel would you be?
A male one?

(13) If you had to live in a hole, what kind of creature would you be?
Vlish. They are superior.

(14) If you could have one thing right now, what would it be and why?
Nalyd has no idea at all.

(15) Name one thing about you that embarrasses you.
To not be remember how to spell occaison. See?

(16) Do you usually walk around your house with sandals or barefoot?
Barefoot.

(17) Have you ever gotten something you really wanted but thought you wouldn't get?
Thinking about them guarantees that you won't get them.

(18) Name one thing you are presently excited about or fascinated by.
Legends of Divinity.

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May the fires of Undeath burn in your soul, and consume it.
Posts: 1636 | Registered: Wednesday, January 5 2005 08:00
Infiltrator
Member # 4826
Profile #19
(1) What's your main goal in life?
To have a job?

(2) If you won a million dollars, what would be your first thought?
Feel rich, but be too lazy to do anything with the money

(3) When you are mad; do you usually stay angry or do you yell to release the anger?
I stay angry because I feel really awkward expressing anger

(4) Tell us an anecdote of anything that happened to you today.
I rolled around aimlessly on the couch beside my ill sister. Without a clue what I was doing, I began to hum random notes. Then everything toppled into oblivion.

(5) What's your current Philosophy on life?
Those who mind won't matter and those who matter won't mind.

(6) If you created a deadly disease, what would you call it?
Scalawag, to go along with scurvy.

(7) What should you be doing right now?
Homework.

(8) If this were Southpark, what character do you think you'd be?
Kyle.

(9) What occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid ?
First an artist, then actor, then supermarket checker, then part-time Wendy's cash register operator, then teacher, then psychologist.

(10) What happened to those dreams?
Nothing yet.

[b](11) Describe the last dream you can remember.
I was in a store looking at Dav Pilkey books. Then I skateboarded a little and woke up. I have tons of dreams about skateboarding. I think I have a half-hearted dream of becoming a skateboarder.

(12) If you were a supermodel, which supermodel would you be?
???

(13) If you had to live in a hole, what kind of creature would you be?
???????????????????

(14) If you could have one thing right now, what would it be and why?
A DVD=ROM drive, so I could play DVDs and DVD-ROMs on my computer.

(15) Name one thing about you that embarrasses you.
Mixing up names of drugs.

(16) Do you usually walk around your house with sandals or barefoot?
Barefoot.

(17) Have you ever gotten something you really wanted but thought you wouldn't get?
Vacationing in New York and seeing the Lion King on Broadway when I was 9.

(18) Name one thing you are presently excited about or fascinated by.
I'm excited about my mom flying home, our house is real dysfunctional without her.

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Posts: 458 | Registered: Friday, August 6 2004 07:00
Agent
Member # 8030
Profile Homepage #20
(1) What's your main goal in life?
Looks at sig.

(2) If you won a million dollars, what would be your first thought?
Drats!

(3) When you are mad; do you usually stay angry or do you yell to release the anger?
No, I either listen to the Let it Be album or play BoA.

(4) Tell us an anecdote of anything that happened to you today.
I cleaned a lot, then I played BoA, then worked a little on my scenario, now I'm here

(5) What's your current Philosophy on life?
The fact that philosophy is capitalized causes me to suspect that there is alternate interpretations to that question, therefore I won't answer it.

(6) If you created a deadly disease, what would you call it?
Wormwood

(7) What should you be doing right now?
Nothin really

(8) If this were Southpark, what character do you think you'd be?
I don't watch any television with such crude content

(9) What occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid ?
I've always wanted to be a teacher, never even thought of astronaut, etc. when I was little.

(10) What happened to those dreams?
They're still around

(11) Describe the last dream you can remember.
I was trapped in our school music room with the other guys in men's choir.

(12) If you were a supermodel, which supermodel would you be?
I don't care for supermodels

(13) If you had to live in a hole, what kind of creature would you be?
A fox

(14) If you could have one thing right now, what would it be and why?
A faster internet connection than the one I'm using, dial-up is obsolete.

(15) Name one thing about you that embarrasses you.
My large ears

(16) Do you usually walk around your house with sandals or barefoot?
Barefoot, when it's warm enough.

(17) Have you ever gotten something you really wanted but thought you wouldn't get?
Yes

(18) Name one thing you are presently excited about or fascinated by.
School's over soon, then I'll be a sophomore in September.

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WWJD?
Posts: 1384 | Registered: Tuesday, February 6 2007 08:00
BANNED
Member # 8551
Profile #21
oh piss off crab cakes
Posts: 14 | Registered: Sunday, April 22 2007 07:00
Warrior
Member # 7638
Profile #22
(1) What's your main goal in life?
Be happy. :)

(2) If you won a million dollars, what would be your first thought?
Is this a scam?

(3) When you are mad; do you usually stay angry or do you yell to release the anger?
I stay angry and it builds until the dam breaks.

(4) Tell us an anecdote of anything that happened to you today.
I am making cookies.

(5) What's your current Philosophy on life?
Does it really matter?

(6) If you created a deadly disease, what would you call it?
Human.

(7) What should you be doing right now?
Homework.
(8) If this were Southpark, what character do you think you'd be?
I don't get Comedy Central.

(9) What occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid ?
A paleontologist but I realized that involved a lot of digging. I wanted to be a circus performer, but I had no talent. I'm now thinking something with architecture.

(10) What happened to those dreams?
I got real.

(11) Describe the last dream you can remember.
Something to do with Mount Everest and elephants and several people from my school.

(12) If you were a supermodel, which supermodel would you be? The only one that eats.

(13) If you had to live in a hole, what kind of creature would you be? I'd be a mole.

(14) If you could have one thing right now, what would it be and why?
A sandwich, I'm hungry.

(15) Name one thing about you that embarrasses you.
Why would I say that?

(16) Do you usually walk around your house with sandals or barefoot?
Barefoot, I always take sandals off and forget where I took them off.

(17) Have you ever gotten something you really wanted but thought you wouldn't get?
Cable TV.

(18) Name one thing you are presently excited about or fascinated by.
The cookies are almost done! :)

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-- Bill Gates, 1981

"But what ... is it good for?"
--Engineer at the Advanced Computing Systems Division of IBM, 1968, commenting on the microchip.
Posts: 152 | Registered: Monday, November 6 2006 08:00
Master
Member # 5977
Profile Homepage #23
(1) What's your main goal in life?
Getting a nice job, a nice wife and nice children.

(2) If you won a million dollars, what would be your first thought?
-Um... No, that can't be, I always lose.

(3) When you are mad; do you usually stay angry or do you yell to release the anger?
It depends what I'm angry at. If it's a person I usually try to calm down, when it's an object, I start screaming, jump on the bed and hit the bed as hard as I can. When I calmed down, I continue with what I was doing.

(4) Tell us an anecdote of anything that happened to you today.
I'm very tired, because I played Call of Duty 2 right now on "hardened" level. The constant stream of bullits plus the enormous din eventually got hold of me and I had to quit the game, otherwise I wouldn't have lived long enough to type this. I think i might be understanding now just a bit how D-Day felt like.

(5) What's your current Philosophy on life?
Sleep is good.

(6) If you created a deadly disease, what would you call it?
Filbert?

(7) What should you be doing right now?
Sleeping.

(8) If this were Southpark, what character do you think you'd be?
Don't watch it, sorry.

(9) What occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid ?
Pilot or architect.

(10) What happened to those dreams?
Nothing. Right now I want to be a biologist.

(11) Describe the last dream you can remember.
That would take too long a time...

(12) If you were a supermodel, which supermodel would you be?
Good god, um... I don't really know any...

(13) If you had to live in a hole, what kind of creature would you be?
A bird.

(14) If you could have one thing right now, what would it be and why?
A soft blanket, because I'm very tired. In all other cases, I would have opted for a beer, as I didn't have one for two weeks now.

(15) Name one thing about you that embarrasses you.
My flows of tyspos. It seems neevrndeing.

(16) Do you usually walk around your house with sandals or barefoot?
My mother ordered me to wear slippers.

(17) Have you ever gotten something you really wanted but thought you wouldn't get?
Probably.. to tired to name anything at the moment, though.

(18) Name one thing you are presently excited about or fascinated by.
The human brain.

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Posts: 3029 | Registered: Saturday, June 18 2005 07:00
Board Administrator
Member # 1
Profile Homepage #24
(1) What's your main goal in life?
Retire early. Backpack around the world.

(2) If you won a million dollars, what would be your first thought?
"I will never again have to spend a sunny afternoon placing spoons on tables in some imaginary town."

(3) When you are mad; do you usually stay angry or do you yell to release the anger?
Both.

(4) Tell us an anecdote of anything that happened to you today.
I woke up after a good sleep and realized that I had not been prematurely awoke by either of my children.

(5) What's your current Philosophy on life?
Stay out of arguments.

(6) If you created a deadly disease, what would you call it?
Leaping, Face-Eating Ebola

(7) What should you be doing right now?
Working in the yard.

(8) If this were Southpark, what character do you think you'd be?
Dr. Mephisto

(9) What occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid ?
Computer game designer.

(10) What happened to those dreams?
They came true.

(11) Describe the last dream you can remember.
I had just bought a condo in New York City. I have this dream surprisingly often.

(12) If you were a supermodel, which supermodel would you be?
Oh, please.

(13) If you had to live in a hole, what kind of creature would you be?
A supermodel.

(14) If you could have one thing right now, what would it be and why?
A nicer house with a big yard for the kids.

(15) Name one thing about you that embarrasses you.
Releasing a game with a bug I could have fixed but didn't because of forgetfulness.

(16) Do you usually walk around your house with sandals or barefoot?
Barefoot.

(17) Have you ever gotten something you really wanted but thought you wouldn't get?
Yes.

(18) Name one thing you are presently excited about or fascinated by.
Everything in my daily New York Times but the sports section.

- Jeff Vogel

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