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AuthorTopic: November Posting Stats Self-Fulfilling Prophecy Poll
? Man, ? Amazing
Member # 5755
Profile #125
quote:
Originally written by Andraste:

quote:
Originally written by Ephesos:

Quoted for outright truth... this is why boards have to exist... who has time to hunt down/pay for a detailed walkthrough?
I do. It's usually faster than waiting for someone to answer your question. Then, when they do answer, they usually link you to the thread containing the answer. I just cut out the middle man.

I tend to pay someone to play the game for me, tell me how well I did, if I enjoyed it, and all that stuff. It keeps my computer less cluttered that way.

IMAGE(http://stuff.ermarian.net/salmon/smilegrabbounce.gif)

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quote:
Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Law Bringer
Member # 6785
Profile #126
quote:
Originally written by Silent Salmon:
I tend to pay someone to play the game for me, tell me how well I did, if I enjoyed it, and all that stuff. It keeps my computer less cluttered that way.
Do you do it for other activities? What do you pay?
Posts: 4643 | Registered: Friday, February 10 2006 08:00
Guardian
Member # 6670
Profile Homepage #127
By Salmon:
quote:
I tend to pay someone to play the game for me, tell me how well I did, if I enjoyed it, and all that stuff. It keeps my computer less cluttered that way.
So who do you get to do your posting for you?

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Posts: 1509 | Registered: Tuesday, January 10 2006 08:00
Law Bringer
Member # 2984
Profile Homepage #128
I'm contract-building a bot for him. :nod:

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Posts: 8752 | Registered: Wednesday, May 14 2003 07:00
Warrior
Member # 7614
Profile #129
The is posting facilitaor working welll, no is it it? (*click*, *whir*)
Posts: 143 | Registered: Sunday, October 29 2006 07:00
Apprentice
Member # 6056
Profile #130
Lots of Salmon here lately. I’ll be well fed for the winter.
Posts: 3 | Registered: Thursday, June 30 2005 07:00
Agent
Member # 1934
Profile Homepage #131
quote:
Originally written by GRIZZLY R. BEAR:

Lots of Salmon here lately. I’ll be well fed for the winter.
Zing! Nice one, Grizzly. Or whoever you are.

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Posts: 1169 | Registered: Monday, September 23 2002 07:00
Shaper
Member # 7420
Profile Homepage #132
Finally.

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You lose.
Posts: 2156 | Registered: Thursday, August 24 2006 07:00
Law Bringer
Member # 4153
Profile Homepage #133
quote:
Originally written by Andraste:

Zing! Nice one, Grizzly. Or whoever you are.
I'll bet twenty posts that it's Salmon himself.

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Gamble with Gaea, and she eats your dice.

I hate undead. I really, really, really, really hate undead. With a passion.
Posts: 4130 | Registered: Friday, March 26 2004 08:00
Councilor
Member # 6600
Profile Homepage #134
Ephesos, how much money would Dikiyoba have to send you for you to make a tree fall onto his house? We know he'll stop posting if there's a hole in his roof.
Posts: 4346 | Registered: Friday, December 23 2005 08:00
Warrior
Member # 7614
Profile #135
It's been a long time, Mr. Bear. I'm glad to see you well.

Ephesos - bad bet.
Diki - But Ephesos loves the trees.
Posts: 143 | Registered: Sunday, October 29 2006 07:00
Councilor
Member # 6600
Profile Homepage #136
Originally by Salmon:

quote:
Diki - But Ephesos loves the trees.
Duh. That's why Dikiyoba has to bribe him. Or at least swear an oath to destroy all undead that Dikiyoba runs across.
Posts: 4346 | Registered: Friday, December 23 2005 08:00
Agent
Member # 6581
Profile Homepage #137
*shakes head*

EDIT: Salmon, why you need other accounts anyway?

[ Friday, November 10, 2006 08:13: Message edited by: Guardian Magma ]

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Posts: 1310 | Registered: Tuesday, December 20 2005 08:00
Warrior
Member # 7614
Profile #138
quote:
Originally written by Guardian Magma:

Salmon, why you need other accounts anyway?
Salmon is old. He occasionally neglects to properly organize things and temporarily finds them misplaced, on occasion. Rather than stifle free speech, he exercises his rights of assembly. It's all there in the rule book.

In other news, the minumum winning score is now 168 PpD. Aran has tasked Endeavorbot to exceed its normal glacial pace. I believe tidal would now more accurately describe the effort.

:D
Posts: 143 | Registered: Sunday, October 29 2006 07:00
Law Bringer
Member # 4153
Profile Homepage #139
You know, if a tree falls in Oregon and nobody's there to hear it, then I don't think I could get all that angry... :D

quote:
Originally written by Slippery Salomon:

quote:
Originally written by Guardian Magma:

Salmon, why you need other accounts anyway?
Salmon is old. He occasionally neglects to properly organize things and temporarily finds them misplaced, on occasion. Rather than stifle free speech, he exercises his rights of assembly. It's all there in the rule book.

Also, Salmon has many assorted goals when it comes to his spamming.

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Gamble with Gaea, and she eats your dice.

I hate undead. I really, really, really, really hate undead. With a passion.
Posts: 4130 | Registered: Friday, March 26 2004 08:00
Electric Sheep One
Member # 3431
Profile #140
Just what was it that turned Spalmon into the monster he is today? I don't seem to remember him being particularly prolific. At times, downright laconic, in fact. Now he wouldn't know a lacon if it bit him. So what dire event was it, that threw him over the edge?

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We're not doing cool. We're doing pretty.
Posts: 3335 | Registered: Thursday, September 4 2003 07:00
Warrior
Member # 7614
Profile #141
quote:
Originally written by Student of Trinity:

Just what was it that turned Spalmon into the monster he is today? I don't seem to remember him being particularly prolific. At times, downright laconic, in fact. Now he wouldn't know a lacon if it bit him. So what dire event was it, that threw him over the edge?
To parrot the media, it must have been a watershed event.
Posts: 143 | Registered: Sunday, October 29 2006 07:00
Nuke and Pave
Member # 24
Profile Homepage #142
quote:
Originally written by Student of Trinity:

Just what was it that turned Spalmon into the monster he is today? I don't seem to remember him being particularly prolific. At times, downright laconic, in fact. Now he wouldn't know a lacon if it bit him. So what dire event was it, that threw him over the edge?
When the duty called, and the very life of the boards was in danger, a few members fulfilled their civic duty and rose up to the occasion, sacrificing our reputations, and abandoning our dignity in favor of prolific spam necessary to return these boards to their former glory. All hail Spidweb!

For Nioca: [/sarcasm]

quote:
Originally written by Guardian Magma:

*shakes head*

EDIT: Salmon, why you need other accounts anyway?

My guess is that he is trying to get two different accounts onto the top 10 spammers list. :P

[ Friday, November 10, 2006 11:21: Message edited by: Zeviz ]

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For it too has the power to kill.
However well placed word, unlike a well placed sword,
Can also have the power to heal.
Posts: 2649 | Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00
Warrior
Member # 7614
Profile #143
quote:
Originally written by Zeviz:

My guess is that he is trying to get two different accounts onto the top 10 spammers list. :P
OMG!!! That is simply craaaaaaazy talk. There is no way I would be trying to do that! No way!
Posts: 143 | Registered: Sunday, October 29 2006 07:00
Shaper
Member # 7472
Profile Homepage #144
He says it's because he lost his password. Whether or not that's true remains to be seen.

quote:
Originally written by Zeviz:

My guess is that he is trying to get two different accounts onto the top 10 spammers list. :P
I doubt it will happen. He has about a 110 post gap to fill to take over Randomizer, and only about 120 hours to do it in, while people are still posting. Without some massive cheating, I don't think even Alorael could pull that one off.

[ Friday, November 10, 2006 14:00: Message edited by: Nioca ]

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I tried to think of something witty to put here.

Needless to say, I failed.
Posts: 2686 | Registered: Friday, September 8 2006 07:00
Dollop of Whipped Cream
Member # 391
Profile Homepage #145
quote:
Originally written by Nioca:

Without some massive cheating, I don't think even Alorael could pull that one off.
Alorael has been known to resort to massive cheating to increase his postcount though. :P

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Posts: 562 | Registered: Friday, December 14 2001 08:00
Law Bringer
Member # 335
Profile Homepage #146
I snipe the competition!

—Alorael, who would like to remind you that competition does not include those who help him in his quest to achieve astronomical post counts. This is a public service message brought to you by gimmick theft.
Posts: 14579 | Registered: Saturday, December 1 2001 08:00
Off With Their Heads
Member # 4045
Profile Homepage #147
There are a couple of lacons who could bite me and I wouldn't mind. Well, one historical example comes to mind, really.

[ Friday, November 10, 2006 19:46: Message edited by: Kelandon ]

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Smoo: Get ready to face the walls!
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Posts: 7968 | Registered: Saturday, February 28 2004 08:00
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Member # 869
Profile Homepage #148
quote:
Originally written by Kelandon:

There are a couple of lacons who could bite me and I wouldn't mind. Well, one historical example comes to mind, really.
IMAGE(http://www.solarnavigator.net/history/explorers_history/helen_of_troy_bust_antonio_canova_paris_1807.jpg)

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The Empire Always Loses: This Time For Sure!
Posts: 9973 | Registered: Saturday, March 30 2002 08:00
Law Bringer
Member # 6785
Profile #149
I worked hard to get out of 17th place and I'm not going to relinquish my spot in the top 10 without a posting fight.

Keyboards at 20 paces.

Besides I'm on track to move towards 8th place with my most prolific month.
Posts: 4643 | Registered: Friday, February 10 2006 08:00

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