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Religion, Homosexuality, the Usual in General
One Thousand Slimy Things
Member # 66
Profile #40
IMAGE(bubba200.jpg)

Sabotage!

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KhothMk2: I'll get you some day ^_^
Posts: 995 | Registered: Thursday, October 4 2001 07:00
Religion, Homosexuality, the Usual in General
One Thousand Slimy Things
Member # 66
Profile #11
I am rather sure it was Adam, Eve and John, and his pet dog Spot. Eve wanted some kinky stuff with the snake too, but it was too much for the guys. And why was the apple forbidden? Because God got tired of seeing applese everywhere!

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Saundersw3: He wanders through the action gazing mutely at sunsets, and maybe trying to lure Alec's char?
Posts: 995 | Registered: Thursday, October 4 2001 07:00
Hi, everyone! in General
One Thousand Slimy Things
Member # 66
Profile #10
IMAGE(melon000.jpg)

Edit: I thought long and hard for a caption, but I believe the picture speaks for itself.

[ Sunday, June 27, 2004 01:30: Message edited by: Swap your title for my ]

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Saundersw3: He wanders through the action gazing mutely at sunsets, and maybe trying to lure Alec's char?
Posts: 995 | Registered: Thursday, October 4 2001 07:00
The Return Of The Melon Sex Topic in General
One Thousand Slimy Things
Member # 66
Profile #11
Alec, I hope this melon sex topic wasn't inspired by actual melonsex that is actually very, very real. For obvious reasons I am not going to post links, so those foolish enough can google for it.

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There was no happy ending.
Posts: 995 | Registered: Thursday, October 4 2001 07:00
Exclamation Mark in General
One Thousand Slimy Things
Member # 66
Profile #3
That was a subtle way of saying that TGM is a spam-*****. How soon are we to expect a new account TGM?

[ Tuesday, June 22, 2004 14:20: Message edited by: Swap your title for my ]

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Saundersw3: He wanders through the action gazing mutely at sunsets, and maybe trying to lure Alec's char?
Posts: 995 | Registered: Thursday, October 4 2001 07:00
Hello from South America in General
One Thousand Slimy Things
Member # 66
Profile #15
We are now taking bets on whether he will stay or just say hello and lurk forever/leave. Most members should know the odds by now.

Hello, I am one of the many, many resident perverts of this forum. Leave your mangoes at the door.

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Saundersw3: He wanders through the action gazing mutely at sunsets, and maybe trying to lure Alec's char?
Posts: 995 | Registered: Thursday, October 4 2001 07:00
8 years... in General
One Thousand Slimy Things
Member # 66
Profile #14
Djur is just bitter he is not allowed to marry his right hand, the only woman who will ever understand him. IMAGE(tongue00.gif)

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There was no happy ending.
Posts: 995 | Registered: Thursday, October 4 2001 07:00
best. name. EVAR. in General
One Thousand Slimy Things
Member # 66
Profile #17
I feel that one should have a name to go with the title, yes?

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Saundersw3: He wanders through the action gazing mutely at sunsets, and maybe trying to lure Alec's char?
Posts: 995 | Registered: Thursday, October 4 2001 07:00
RP in the planning. in General
One Thousand Slimy Things
Member # 66
Profile #58
But it is still very fancy with extra bits!

[ Wednesday, June 02, 2004 05:33: Message edited by: Drakey gave me ]

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There was no happy ending.
Posts: 995 | Registered: Thursday, October 4 2001 07:00
RP in the planning. in General
One Thousand Slimy Things
Member # 66
Profile #55
It is a fancy letter U, mind you.

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There was no happy ending.
Posts: 995 | Registered: Thursday, October 4 2001 07:00
RP in the planning. in General
One Thousand Slimy Things
Member # 66
Profile #53
Remember to copy+paste the url into a new window and it works just fine. (Geocities doesn't allow direct linking)

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There was no happy ending.
Posts: 995 | Registered: Thursday, October 4 2001 07:00
RP in the planning. in General
One Thousand Slimy Things
Member # 66
Profile #48
Depending how advanced this world is, spies/assassins act differently. Although in the late middle-ages there were specially trained assassins and spies, mostly many of them were just nobles or thugs looking for an opportunity for some extra pocket fillings. Spies of that age usually had a contact to someone in a very high position, making a loyal, trained character like Alec's very dangerous. Potential anti-hero(Lurve). Then there is potential for religious/political factions, organized crime circles etc...So you better check what that tavern wench slipped into your drink. ^^

I lurk, seeing if this RP evolves to something.
I'd imagine my char to be a mute squire who likes long walks and sunsets.

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There was no happy ending.
Posts: 995 | Registered: Thursday, October 4 2001 07:00
Undead Topics Need Loving Too (aka "Give Me Your First-Born") in General
One Thousand Slimy Things
Member # 66
Profile #244
Khothie-sama is my very own fanboy who I love very much!

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Bending, but not in the way you might imagine.
Posts: 995 | Registered: Thursday, October 4 2001 07:00
What Are You? in General
One Thousand Slimy Things
Member # 66
Profile #41
Read my title

[ Monday, May 31, 2004 08:14: Message edited by: I am not responsible for my ]

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There was no happy ending.
Posts: 995 | Registered: Thursday, October 4 2001 07:00
4444 in General
One Thousand Slimy Things
Member # 66
Profile #81
Your treant may not root here!

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There was no happy ending.
Posts: 995 | Registered: Thursday, October 4 2001 07:00
When your bored and on Yahoo in General
One Thousand Slimy Things
Member # 66
Profile #1
I only see the first pic.

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Saundersw3: He wanders through the action gazing mutely at sunsets, and maybe trying to lure Alec's char?
Posts: 995 | Registered: Thursday, October 4 2001 07:00
Hi, nice to meet you in General
One Thousand Slimy Things
Member # 66
Profile #95
Hello, this is a welcome topic. Move your oversized posts somewhere else. Otherwise one of the mods will have his or even worse, her way with you all.

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There was no happy ending.
Posts: 995 | Registered: Thursday, October 4 2001 07:00
Hi, nice to meet you in General
One Thousand Slimy Things
Member # 66
Profile #49
Think about it this way: If you don't kill that cute and furry thing, I will use it to practise my unheard range of perversions. ^^

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There was no happy ending.
Posts: 995 | Registered: Thursday, October 4 2001 07:00
Why are there 10 locked topics in a row? in General
One Thousand Slimy Things
Member # 66
Profile #1
They were resurrected topics from ages long past and they deserved death. Simple as that.

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There was no happy ending.
Posts: 995 | Registered: Thursday, October 4 2001 07:00
US Conflict Avatars! in General
One Thousand Slimy Things
Member # 66
Profile #21
I ph34r for my country. I really do.

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Saundersw3: He wanders through the action gazing mutely at sunsets, and maybe trying to lure Alec's char?
Posts: 995 | Registered: Thursday, October 4 2001 07:00
4444 in General
One Thousand Slimy Things
Member # 66
Profile #35
Curse you 42 geeks. There should be a rehab clinic for the likes of you.

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There was no happy ending.
Posts: 995 | Registered: Thursday, October 4 2001 07:00
Three wishes in General
One Thousand Slimy Things
Member # 66
Profile #48
quote:
Originally written by SupaNik:

I'd hate to live forever. All your friends and loved ones would die and you'd be alone. And if it was the love of your life, being alone for eternity is a scary thought.
I am pretty sure it starts getting easier after a few hundred years when you are nothing but a cold, inhumane immortal being.

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There was no happy ending.
Posts: 995 | Registered: Thursday, October 4 2001 07:00
4444 in General
One Thousand Slimy Things
Member # 66
Profile #17
Did someone call?

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Saundersw3: He wanders through the action gazing mutely at sunsets, and maybe trying to lure Alec's char?
Posts: 995 | Registered: Thursday, October 4 2001 07:00
European Spiderwebbers in General
One Thousand Slimy Things
Member # 66
Profile #6
That Polish hag made me cry IMAGE(frown000.gif)
So TGM, if you had to vote, who would it be?
I think I'd go for Turkey, for that sweet WTF sensation.

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Saundersw3: He wanders through the action gazing mutely at sunsets, and maybe trying to lure Alec's char?
Posts: 995 | Registered: Thursday, October 4 2001 07:00
Undead Topics Need Loving Too (aka "Give Me Your First-Born") in General
One Thousand Slimy Things
Member # 66
Profile #209
Tentacle monsters imply that there is tentacle rape (what else are they used for), while hanging out with one's wang out is just a breeze of fresh air. I also believe that while most mothers can't explain what tentacles are used for, they can explain what wangs are.

If you are really brave, you ask your mommy if TGM's name is better than a schoolgirl getting raped by tenctacles. The results from home: TM received a nervous cough while TGM's name was considered amusing.

Edit: On a sidenote, my title is a, uh, accident. Move on.

[ Thursday, May 13, 2004 23:01: Message edited by: Desperance by Emporio Armani ]

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Bending, but not in the way you might imagine.
Posts: 995 | Registered: Thursday, October 4 2001 07:00

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