The Return Of The Melon Sex Topic

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Bob's Big Date
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Melon sex: discuss.

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what the hell aer you trying to do? personaly, i think this is way out of place, and reccomend that a moderator delete this.

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Sylak, what 10 uses can you think of that you can use a watermelon for? Think quickly!

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1. Eating
2. Mowing the lawn
3. As a shield from angry badgers
4. Interdimensional time-travel device
5. My own private yacht
6. As a telephone to god (or other relevant deity)
7. For taking over the world (minus France)
8. As a tactical nuclear weapon to destroy France
9. A Shakespearian actor
10. To make plastic cheese (or chess)

Those are ten uses for a watermelon.

[ Thursday, June 24, 2004 15:06: Message edited by: FatBatMonkey ]

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I like to say quack because I can, I like to say moooo because I can, but I don't like saying ergle flmp because I can never pronounce phenomenon first try.

In conclusion, quack, moooo and phenonemenonmenonnon... Oh Poo.

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Return? It's a good thing sequels are never as powerful as the first release--I'd hate to see the first melon sex topic.

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Three pages of it too!

First Page!
The Second Page
Three Pages

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I have found that dried fruits can provide some wonderful diversion from the more workaday joys of melons. Papaya spears in particular have many intriguing applications, though raisins, apricots, and prunes all have their places. Try them for yourself, and I assure you that you will never regard certain foodstuffs in the same light again.

?Alorael, who wouldn't want to spoil the surprises too much. He'll just say that it's well worth the effort, and if you're truly adventurous you can even experiment with rehydration.
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Babelicious
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quote:
Originally written by High Lord Sylak:

whine whine whine whine
whine whine whine
whine
whine
*whimper*

Let the mods do their jobs.

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Didn't the last melon sex topic end up locked, though? Might as well get it over with.

FBM, please.

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IMAGE(melon000.jpg)

I like mine with a bit of spunk.

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I've never tried, personally, although I've seen American Pie - does that count?

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One Thousand Slimy Things
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Alec, I hope this melon sex topic wasn't inspired by actual melonsex that is actually very, very real. For obvious reasons I am not going to post links, so those foolish enough can google for it.

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Shake Before Using
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Actually, Sir David, I believe that only the first Melon Sex topic was locked. I'm almost certain that the second one wasn't.

Anyway, mm. Watermelonse...

[ Thursday, June 24, 2004 22:23: Message edited by: Imban ]
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Wait a minute... he was attempting to be serious??

Nice one. IMAGE(biggrin0.gif)

SD... thank you? What's wrong? The RC asked, I delivered.

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I like to say quack because I can, I like to say moooo because I can, but I don't like saying ergle flmp because I can never pronounce phenomenon first try.

In conclusion, quack, moooo and phenonemenonmenonnon... Oh Poo.

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quote:
Originally written by Imban:



Anyway, mm. Watermelonse...

Thankyou Imban for helping me figure out what the word goatse meant.

Although goatse and watermelonse is nothing to rakese IMAGE(eek00000.gif) IMAGE(biggrin0.gif)

EDIT: I have another use for a watermelon

11: When cut in half and hollowed out, a watermelon can be turned into a fetching helmet.

[ Friday, June 25, 2004 00:29: Message edited by: Milla ]

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Warrior
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While eating watermelon at the Defac today and having a seed propelled at the side of my head at great speed by my platoon sergeant got me thinking...

Not the watermelon but the seeds!!

Weapons!!!! YAY!

And yes, it takes someone hitting me with it before i realise its a weapon! lol IMAGE(wink0000.gif)

edit: wow, i clicked teh quote button at first instaead of the edit button, luckly flood control stopped me from an embarassing double post!

[ Friday, June 25, 2004 02:46: Message edited by: CyberWolf ]

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Surprisingly, goatse has little or nothing to do with goats.

More surprisingly still, after seeing it one rather wishes it did.
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I see that FBM has, once again, made a complete fool of herself.

Also,

IMAGE(melon001.jpg)

HE UP TO NASTY!

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I find watermelons or other fruits with hard carapaces to be a little on the annoying side when I take them out for a little of the rough and tumble.
Evidently, if I can do without the outside thing and just gooey insides, that's more interesting.

I find it that if you have a frozen part of the insides, while the others are melted (though cooled down) they work wonders.

If I'm gonna do it with a fruit, I stay with pineapple and coconut. The former, because heck, it's hard and has a sting. The second, because of the whole process. Part of the fun of the act is the process of getting there (I mean, of course, about the fruit picking act, clean your thoughts!)
Coconuts grow on palm trees which are usually found in the tropics, usually on the beaches.
What more romance can you ask for?
Climbing the tree. . .
Getting the fruit. . .
Enjoying the sunset by the beach. . .
Drinking the milk of your labours. . .

Sweet.

Edit: Edited for content.

[ Friday, June 25, 2004 14:32: Message edited by: Blind Samurai Clown ]

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Is it just me, or has BSC become acclimated to life at Spiderweb far, far too quickly?

?Alorael, who has recently tried multiple melons at once. It can be challenging to pull it off satisfyingly, especially if you are not especially limber, but the results are well worth the time spent stretching and possible pulled muscles.
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Alorael, it's interesting what you mentioned about multiple melons.
Yoga may help you limbering more your extermities.
Your comment also inspired me to think about a world where melons and other fruits were our only companions. If so we should prepare for it, right?

Maybe training in two occupations may help.
a) Become a fruiter (or whatever is the official name for someone who sales fruits, besides fruit vendor) This way your knowledge of fruit will be intimate and comprehensive.
b) A circus acrobat. Limber limbs. Plus the added ability to juggle, always important.

Cheers!

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Agent
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Just here to please TGM. And intentionally so in this case.

That kid, however, worries me in a deep and dark way... either that or cracks me up. A natural SWer if I ever saw one. Either that, or the translation program the la's using has ALOT to answer for.

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I like to say quack because I can, I like to say moooo because I can, but I don't like saying ergle flmp because I can never pronounce phenomenon first try.

In conclusion, quack, moooo and phenonemenonmenonnon... Oh Poo.

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I'd like to apologize in advance for this. I'm sorry. I'm so, so sorry. =^.^=

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Whyte Shadow, I'm never looking at a fruit in the same way ever again.

Thank you!

Hetero is for you know what as well as homo is for you know what.

What prefix is worthy of adding here?

Is this killing neurons, re-arranging them or changing a paradigm in such a way that the world will tremble if this ever becomes public?

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I believe the correct prefix would be "fructo", which is suitably evocative.
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