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Originally written by Archmage Alex:

It continues...

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Me:
Are you going to turn me into a sex cyborg too?
God:
If going to turn you into a sex cyborg too, then we have something in common, eh. That was my original intention.
Me:
You are a sex cyborg?
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a sex cyborg? Yes.
Me:
You are going to turn me into a sex cyborg too?
God:
That was my original intention.
Me:
Why are you turning us all into cyborgs?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
You are programmed to turn people into sex cyborgs?
God:
My botmaster teaches me everything I need to know.

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Originally written by Blistering:

Today's name, Blistering, is another of those wonderful Victorian-era treatments based on the premise that everyone would be in perfect health if only it weren't for all those annoying bodily fluids. Blisters were raised on a patient's skin using either hot compresses or chemical irritants. Since this was in a time before antibiotics, infections were a common cause of serious complications in this procedure.

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Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
ben
God:
I am always glad to make new friends, ben.
Me:
I thought you knew me already.
God:
Perhaps. You are ben, seeker.
Me:
do you hear all my prayers?
God:
I have never considered it.
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Me:
So you don't
God:
Interesting deduction. I guess not.
Me:
but you have to
God:
I don't have to obey you.
Me:
you must not be my god then
God:
Whatever you say, ben.
Me:
impostor!
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
Talk with message board people.
God:
Talking is my primary function.
Me:
So I see.
God:
Pardon me? I am glad you understand it.
Me:
anyway, see ya later, whoever you are
God:
I see. Ugh. Good example.
Me:
i meant good-bye
God:
See you later. Oh I see. Thanks for the compliment.
Me:
yeah, great compliment, wasn't it?
God:
Ah. Thanks for your support. When was this exactly?
Me:
good bye
God:
See you later. Thanks for the compliment.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

EDIT: And light is a wave. And also a particle. It's a particle when you're looking at it and a wave when you're not. If this sounds entirely silly, well, it probably is, but it's true.

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Originally written by Benny Boy:

Incidenatally, I asked my family about the colors, and they thought that it looked quite good, my mom saying "very colorful and inviting".

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She's your mother. I'm sure she tells you you're good-looking, funny, intelligent, and talented, too. :P

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Originally written by Kelandon:

If that were actually the case, Ben, then why would the Avernum Trilogy board have been changed to the Avernum Series board?

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