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OOC: The Vale RP in General
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Profile #78
quote:
Originally written by Iffy:

Goldenking -Muffins eat meat, okay. And magick is used to disolve it and turn it into more magick, which fuels them. And muffins breed fast. And he can mate with more than one.
No. You saw my ultimatum. Conform to it, or your out.

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"I'm happy I'm the mentally disturbed person I am." -Nioca
"Yes, Iffy is a demon." -Iffy
The Two Universal Truthes:
"All I know is that I know nothing" -Socrates
"I think, therefore I am." -René Descartes
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OOC: The Vale RP in General
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Profile #76
quote:
Originally written by Lazarus.:

[b]Wow.

I was originally thinking of joining this RP with the sole intention of messing things up and generally screwing with Goldenking, but I have to tip my cap to you guys-- you have the situation under control. Couldn't have done it any better myself.

As amusing as it is to see him get a taste of his own medicine, I really have to feel sorry for the guy right now. The sooner you nuke this thing the sooner you can start forgetting it ever happened.

Just throwing that out there.[/b]
Considering it. But this is going to atleast get off the ground before I throw in the towel.

Iffy, your cut from the RP until you get a realistic character.

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"I'm happy I'm the mentally disturbed person I am." -Nioca
"Yes, Iffy is a demon." -Iffy
The Two Universal Truthes:
"All I know is that I know nothing" -Socrates
"I think, therefore I am." -René Descartes
Posts: 1186 | Registered: Friday, June 18 2004 07:00
OOC: The Vale RP in General
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Profile #71
Ehem. Like I said, Iffy, either rework the character dramatically, or, better yet, create a new, more normal character.

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"I'm happy I'm the mentally disturbed person I am." -Nioca
"Yes, Iffy is a demon." -Iffy
The Two Universal Truthes:
"All I know is that I know nothing" -Socrates
"I think, therefore I am." -René Descartes
Posts: 1186 | Registered: Friday, June 18 2004 07:00
OOC: The Vale RP in General
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Profile #68
Iffy: There are many, many things wrong with your character. Here is how I'd do your character, with my revisions in italics. If you really want this character, keep it. However, you'd have to work very hard to make this fit in with the RP.

Name: Muffinto the 18th
Age: 22
Gender: Male
Height: [i]10"-6'[/i}
Weight: 2 pounds at 10in, 15 at 6ft
Magick: Can cast many fire spells and can cast a healing spell.
Skills: Controlled Growth, High Jumping. (Omitted Biting, which isn't a skill, and changed phrasing)
Occupation: Disciple of Iffy, God of Baked Goods
Biography: My name is Muffinto the 18th. However, I was born unusually powerful and I have been named First Disciple of Iffy. And I am loyal to the all powerful Iffy and The Creator.

We muffins are a secretive race. (Omitted the stuff about only those loyal to the creator know you) And we serve Iffy, who serves the Creator along with us.

We have a brief history. As one of Iffy's gifts, a loyal human was taught by Iffy himself on how to create magical muffins (Iffy can't teach anyone once he's exiled). It is extremely complicated, but he learned anyway.

He found a secure location, where he began the spell. Afterwards, five muffins were summoned. They were taught everything, they were good students. "Begin a society of muffins," were his orders. "And serve The Creator. Fight the Anama." (No cannibalism for you)

We have formed a society, and I have fathered 152 muffins (No you haven't. Try ten.). I have been asked to do very dangerous missions. But the Anama are challenging, so I am very enthusiastic. Sometimes I have had to escape, and I am very good at doing that. I am currently at home, with all the other muffins, in a hidden cove southeast of Cape Town.

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"I'm happy I'm the mentally disturbed person I am." -Nioca
"Yes, Iffy is a demon." -Iffy
The Two Universal Truthes:
"All I know is that I know nothing" -Socrates
"I think, therefore I am." -René Descartes
Posts: 1186 | Registered: Friday, June 18 2004 07:00
Day Tripper in General
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Profile #8
quote:
Originally written by Buckshot Party:

quote:
Originally written by Goldenking:

My day was a neverending pit of dispair and agony, filled with burning humiliation and shame at the hands of my peers. My soul and heart were shattered at their hands, and I was subjected to the worst tortures, those only a mad sadist could ever even conceive of.
Are you physic by any chance?

Eh? No?

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"I'm happy I'm the mentally disturbed person I am." -Nioca
"Yes, Iffy is a demon." -Iffy
The Two Universal Truthes:
"All I know is that I know nothing" -Socrates
"I think, therefore I am." -René Descartes
Posts: 1186 | Registered: Friday, June 18 2004 07:00
OOC: The Vale RP in General
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Profile #62
quote:
Originally written by Arancaytar:

quote:
Originally written by Lazarus.:

So wait-- not only is Goldenking the least ridiculous member of an RP; he's moderating said RP to keep other participants' ridiculousness in check?
It's as if Kim Jong-Il and Bush were marching side by side in a peace protest. :P

Nah, they can't. Kim Jong-Il is having a tea party with the Queen, and Bush is getting converted to Islam.

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"I'm happy I'm the mentally disturbed person I am." -Nioca
"Yes, Iffy is a demon." -Iffy
The Two Universal Truthes:
"All I know is that I know nothing" -Socrates
"I think, therefore I am." -René Descartes
Posts: 1186 | Registered: Friday, June 18 2004 07:00
OOC: The Vale RP in General
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Profile #57
quote:
Originally written by Azuma:

Is my revision ok?
There's a few things left I'd change, but it's adequate.

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"I'm happy I'm the mentally disturbed person I am." -Nioca
"Yes, Iffy is a demon." -Iffy
The Two Universal Truthes:
"All I know is that I know nothing" -Socrates
"I think, therefore I am." -René Descartes
Posts: 1186 | Registered: Friday, June 18 2004 07:00
OOC: The Vale RP in General
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"Cutters" as you so eloquently put it, are a controversial issue where I live, so atleast research the reasoning of "cutters" before making further mention to it. So far so good though.

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"I'm happy I'm the mentally disturbed person I am." -Nioca
"Yes, Iffy is a demon." -Iffy
The Two Universal Truthes:
"All I know is that I know nothing" -Socrates
"I think, therefore I am." -René Descartes
Posts: 1186 | Registered: Friday, June 18 2004 07:00
Waiting... in General
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Profile #2
Spiderweb only operates on business days. It even states when you pay that you'll get the registration code in one business day.

So, what game was it?

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"I'm happy I'm the mentally disturbed person I am." -Nioca
"Yes, Iffy is a demon." -Iffy
The Two Universal Truthes:
"All I know is that I know nothing" -Socrates
"I think, therefore I am." -René Descartes
Posts: 1186 | Registered: Friday, June 18 2004 07:00
New character build in Geneforge 4: Rebellion
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Profile #4
He described his desired build as a "Melee/Mental Magic Servile". That's basically a Servile who fights with his swords and uses magic as a support. Early on, Daze is very helpful and one of the best spells there are. *Nod*

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"I'm happy I'm the mentally disturbed person I am." -Nioca
"Yes, Iffy is a demon." -Iffy
The Two Universal Truthes:
"All I know is that I know nothing" -Socrates
"I think, therefore I am." -René Descartes
Posts: 1186 | Registered: Friday, June 18 2004 07:00
OOC: The Vale RP in General
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Member # 4574
Profile #53
Right then. I'll wait for you to make it, then start the actual RP'ing either tomorrow or Monday. Depends on when you get it done and what mood I'm in.

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"I'm happy I'm the mentally disturbed person I am." -Nioca
"Yes, Iffy is a demon." -Iffy
The Two Universal Truthes:
"All I know is that I know nothing" -Socrates
"I think, therefore I am." -René Descartes
Posts: 1186 | Registered: Friday, June 18 2004 07:00
OOC: The Vale RP in General
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Profile #49
A lich is a being that was once a human, usually a powerful necromancer of some sort, who extends his life after death by necromantic magic. He becomes a zombie of sorts, completly enslaved to himself. It's a pretty dark way of cheating death.

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"I'm happy I'm the mentally disturbed person I am." -Nioca
"Yes, Iffy is a demon." -Iffy
The Two Universal Truthes:
"All I know is that I know nothing" -Socrates
"I think, therefore I am." -René Descartes
Posts: 1186 | Registered: Friday, June 18 2004 07:00
New character build in Geneforge 4: Rebellion
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Member # 4574
Profile #2
Having a ten in mechanics and leadership is always good. Beyond that, I'd say that endurance, spellcraft, strength, quick action, and parry would be worth investing in.

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"I'm happy I'm the mentally disturbed person I am." -Nioca
"Yes, Iffy is a demon." -Iffy
The Two Universal Truthes:
"All I know is that I know nothing" -Socrates
"I think, therefore I am." -René Descartes
Posts: 1186 | Registered: Friday, June 18 2004 07:00
OOC: The Vale RP in General
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Member # 4574
Profile #39
I don't know what you're talking about, demons are the embodiment of evil. And yes, you can join, but please put some thought into your posts. And read up on what an RP is, as your question in the RP thread shows you have no prior experience...

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"I'm happy I'm the mentally disturbed person I am."
-Nioca
Posts: 1186 | Registered: Friday, June 18 2004 07:00
OOC: The Vale RP in General
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Profile #37
quote:
Originally written by Iffy:

Muffins are demons. But it doesn't matter. It there a place where muffins live?
No. And did you just call yourself a demon?

[ Friday, December 07, 2007 16:44: Message edited by: Goldenking ]

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"I'm happy I'm the mentally disturbed person I am."
-Nioca
Posts: 1186 | Registered: Friday, June 18 2004 07:00
OOC: The Vale RP in General
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Profile #35
Not demon muffins, demons perhaps, with hordes of undead. And after rejecting the Anama, they certainly are going to pay you a visit. What's more, your conveniently the closest city to the Infernal Maze, making the city a likely destination for the searchers.

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"I'm happy I'm the mentally disturbed person I am."
-Nioca
Posts: 1186 | Registered: Friday, June 18 2004 07:00
OOC: The Vale RP in General
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Profile #32
quote:
Originally written by Excalibur:

quote:
Also, on an unrelated note, the things needed to heal the Vale are in the Northern Wastes. Mind if your place guards one of them?
Does that apply to me?[/QB]
No. However, how do you feel about the people swinging by your town on their way to the Northern Wastes and recruiting you, after, say, an attack by the Anama?

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"I'm happy I'm the mentally disturbed person I am."
-Nioca
Posts: 1186 | Registered: Friday, June 18 2004 07:00
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Profile #29
Okay, time to get to work. *cracks knuckles*

Azuma: The Jeran Character can't know that much magic. Seeing as he's a lich, I want him to be necromancy, and one other field. Everything but Holy Magic would make him insanely powerful. Also, up his weight. Liches take efforts to prevent themselves from rotting, so you'd more likely be close to the 100 area. Also, your bio seems to stereotypical adventurer-ish, and I don't like your magic divisions. Might I suggest reworking it as stamping out a theif from Bustoke trying to make a living?

Also, on an unrelated note, the things needed to heal the Vale are in the Northern Wastes. Mind if your place guards one of them? Same goes to you, Nalyd.

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"I'm happy I'm the mentally disturbed person I am."
-Nioca
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Omaha Mall Shooting in General
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Profile #14
quote:
Originally written by Excalibur:

I don't understand how a ceased relationship and lost employment would drive a man to inflict chaos in a shopping mall. Ok, so these people wish to commit suicide, but why cause destruction along with it?
Well, in depressed people that's enough to drive them to suicide. The destruction he caused was for a simple reason, most likely: He wanted people to remember him.

I myself have done much thought on the subject. Most of us, unless we have done something particularily noteworthy, will be forgotten in two generations, roughly. Children (if we have them) and friends will, of course, remember us. Then, grandchildren will either have there parents tales to know of us, or a few childhood memories of us. If we aren't senile old bats when we are with grandchildren, they may tell of us to their children, but generally it will end with the second generation.

Now, back to the original point. This man didn't want to be forgotten as just another victim in the battlefield of suicide and depression. So, he did a vile act that he knew would reach the media. He became known briefly by some of this ~300 million population of Statesmen. Nothing extraordinarily noteworthy, not like Virginia Tech. His goal of ending himself was accomplished, but not his goal of being remembered in the long term. Thankfully.

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"I'm happy I'm the mentally disturbed person I am." -Nioca
"Yes, Iffy is a demon." -Iffy
The Two Universal Truthes:
"All I know is that I know nothing" -Socrates
"I think, therefore I am." -René Descartes
Posts: 1186 | Registered: Friday, June 18 2004 07:00
The next level in RP, personal thoughts. in General
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Profile #73
Just a suggestion, maybe it would be best to restart from the beginning, with some revisions?

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"I'm happy I'm the mentally disturbed person I am."
-Nioca
Posts: 1186 | Registered: Friday, June 18 2004 07:00
OOC: The Vale RP in General
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quote:
Originally written by Drew:

Boy, feelings sure won't get involved with this one. Have fun! :rolleyes:
Eh?

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"I'm happy I'm the mentally disturbed person I am."
-Nioca
Posts: 1186 | Registered: Friday, June 18 2004 07:00
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Ehem. To prevent clutter in the RP thread, the traditional OOC thread is here.

Now, Excalibur, I'm okay with your character. Just don't make the Excalibur sword to, you know, powerful. Also, one little nitpick: You stated that after the Blind Sage's message came he rejected the Anama and embraced magic? So, knowing that the magic was going to end soon, he begins devoting his life to magic?

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"I'm happy I'm the mentally disturbed person I am."
-Nioca
Posts: 1186 | Registered: Friday, June 18 2004 07:00
The Vale RP in General
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OOC: Whew, that took a while. Here's the form for entry:

Name:
Age:
Gender:
Height:
Weight:
Magic: (Yes/No) (If yes level of training)
Skills:
Occupation:
Small Bio:

This is just a few bits so that people know something about your character. An example would be:

Name: Alexander White
Age: 18
Gender: Male
Height: 5'8"
Weight: 150 Lbs
Magic: No
Skills: Bartering, Haircutting, Gambling, Sailing
Occupation: League Tradesman
Small Bio: Alexander was dropped as an orphan in the Runic League. Taken under wing by Leagusmen Joeseph, he soon learned the values of hardwork. Doing tasks for the League everyday, and studying in the library at night, Alexander soon showed enough promise. As the news of the Blind Sage reached Cape Town, Alexander was accepted into the League at the age of eighteen. Leaguesmen Alexander was then placed under the supervision of Leaguesmaster Joeseph, as he sailed to deliver an important package to Anamapolis. Joeseph died under mysterious conditions however, and Alexander found himself captain of a ship whose crew hated the Anama...

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"I'm happy I'm the mentally disturbed person I am."
-Nioca
Posts: 1186 | Registered: Friday, June 18 2004 07:00
The Vale RP in General
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OOC: If you don't want the backstory, just read the Age of Magic.

IC:

The Age of Gods-
In the beginning there was nothing, which was created by the Creator, Jeff Vogel. Then, Vogel created Rune, the world we live in now. Unsatisfied, the Creator continued on, fathering the gods, the four Elemental gods, the Spiderweb Pantheon*, and Ahonar. The gods then went to Vogel, and asked him to create Man, and all of the other living things on Rune. Vogel agreed, and life graced Rune, never to leave again.

Still unsatisfied, Ahonar rallied the other gods and attacked the Creator while he rested on. Imprisoning him in a glass onion of Ahonar’s design, Vogel was trapped as the other gods had their way with Rune. Soon their ideas clashed, and they gathered their followers together into armies to fight each other.

The world was destroyed and shabbily repaired many times in the Holy Wars. Fire burst from the ground to engulf the enemy, the oceans covered entire cities, devils and demons ravaged the lands, and flamming muffins rained from the skies. Many were killed, and eventually the gods were forced to join together into the modern day unions we see today. Unwanted by all, Ahonar, though he was strongest, was defeated. As he lay defeated, the shackles on the Creator were broken, and he returned with a vengeance.

Seeing his jailor laying defeated before him, the Creator surrounded him with high reaching mountains, then unleashed much raw energy upon him. Ahonar was killed, but managed to save himself by returning as a mortal. The place where he was destroyed mixed Vogel’s powerful power with the remnants of Ahonar’s power, eventually creating the Vale.

As a mortal, Ahonar set up the Church of the Anama, secretly hating the Creator and seeing the Vale as were the Master was destroyed. Meanwhile, Vogel used his remaining power to prevent the gods from ever interfering on Rune again, as well as restoring the destroyed lands, leaving the north as a reminder to the devastation. Ahonar, however, was not bound by this restriction as he was mortal at the time, salvaging some of his old power from the Vale afterwards, managing to become a demigod, immortal and with limited powers.

The Age of Magic-
The gods, unable to intervene, watched on in horror as man continued warring. The central peninsula was ravaged as the Occidental and Oriental Empires clashed, the central lands never free. In this hostile environment, the Anama flourished, welcoming in refugees and causing a boom to the Church. Vogel, wanting peace to reign, gave his people a blessing. Gathering together the residual power on the Vale, Vogel gave the oppressed peoples a tool to conquer the enemy, Magic. Also, around this time the Least came from the Northern Wastes, beast people, with leathery skin, large eyes, and an affinity for magic. They were enslaved.

The Runic Kingdom soon rose, destroying the Occidental and Oriental Empire, and peace reigned for years. The mighty citadel Manarina was built by the mages to support them, and the gleaming University was built, seeing far into the Earth, the Stars, and the Past. They discovered many things, such as a buoyant rock, with which the harvested. They built a new city with it, linked to Manarina by a large anchor chain, at which they could get the greatest amount of magic. The Runic League then continued the harvesting, and used them to make mighty flying ships.

Then the Rebellion came, the impoverished Easterners and Westerners fighting for freedom. The Anama, seeing their chance, made an attack on Manarina, which they saw as a monument to the Fall of Ahonar. The University was taken over, the Libraries burned, great magical items destroyed, and the anchor chain was nearly cut. This, along with the Eastern and Western rebels, was enough to prompt the Kingdom to action. The Anama were given a city of their own, the Persecution of the Anama ended, the Council of the Gods** was formed, and a representative Parliament was established to satisfy the East and West.

Peace reigned for many years, the Runic League established large trade networks, the Northern Wastes started to be settled again, and life was good. Then it wasn’t. Ahonar had finally found a way to get back all of his power, and he passed the news on to the Anama. They secretly followed his instructions, and soon Ahonar was feeding off of the Vale. Eventually, the fact that the Vale was getting weaker was noted by the Blind Sage, and he revealed his findings to the world.

Chaos reigned on Rune, and a rebel government decapitated the Kingdom, ruling by fear. Bandits appeared on the trade routes, and pirates seized League ships. Strange monsters started reappearing, and hostile foreigners landed on the shores. The demons and devils that had long ago been sealed away had started to fight against the magical bonds that held them, knowing they would soon be able to leave. Meanwhile, in the Heavens, Ahonar made a shocking return, controlling the Gods, and using their powers to seal Vogel away again, before banishing them from Rune. While the Old Gods still had some power, they were no longer able to fix anything, and Vogel himself was cast to Rune as a mortal, with a false memory, and the Glass Onion holding his power sealed deep in the Northern Wastes.

Life was dark, and in desperation, a small band of heroes went to Manarina to go on a quest to heal the Vale. The Mages were all to happy to assist, and a small number of magicians went with them. However, the Church of Anama, at an all time high in power, wanted to do everything it could to stop them. Still, there were problems back at home, and other heroes, soldiers, and commoners took up arms to restore peace to the land. Many things happened, like the Anama forging an empire with Ahonar as Holy Emperor, the Runic League continuing as a collection of city-states focused on trade, and the Least suffering more abuse then ever.

* The Spiderweb Pantheon is based on the members of the board. For example, I am the god of royalty, Alo is the god of accuracy, gatesmen, and drugs, Iffy is the god of baked goods, TM is the god of devils and demons, etc.
** The Council of the Gods has a representative for each of the gods, from Ahonar and Vogel, to the Spiderweb Pantheon and the Elementals. Yes, even Iffy.

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"I'm happy I'm the mentally disturbed person I am."
-Nioca
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Revised political-geneforge sympathies poll in Geneforge 4: Rebellion
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Profile #128
LT, stop. You are being childish and illogical. You state you wish to get back to the real debate, and yet you continue dragging this on? Hypocrisy. Shape up.

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"I'm happy I'm the mentally disturbed person I am."
-Nioca
Posts: 1186 | Registered: Friday, June 18 2004 07:00

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