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Thuryl is very right, as usual.

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Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens.
Smoo: Get ready to face the walls!
Ephesos: In conclusion, yarr.

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Done.

A bunch of additional lost scenarios have been brought to my attention. If you have or know where to find any of these scenarios, or if you know that these are not real scenarios (alternate names for existing ones, leaked names of scenarios that were never finished, etc.), please let me know:

Attack of the Black Mark CabbagesAugmentaryThe Cheater's ParadiseThe Dark CaveDeath CoveDiablo's DemiseThe DuelExcaliburHalmeni HorrorHidden ValleyIsland of the Giants, The, by Aaron MayburyIsland Visitors, by Poseidon SoftwareA Mild RebellionModerator LandMoui's KingdomNew BloodPaladin's SwordPatty's QuestPrisonSilly TownSilly Town 2Triad, by Poseidon SoftwareEDIT: Also, Thuryl thinks (but apparently is not sure) that A Mild Rebellion is another name for A Small Rebellion. Can anyone confirm this?

[ Tuesday, June 21, 2005 22:22: Message edited by: Manhood Typing Kelandon ]

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Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens.
Smoo: Get ready to face the walls!
Ephesos: In conclusion, yarr.

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Grah-Hoth's treasure in A1 in The Avernum Trilogy
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For the sake of having an answer here, no, I don't think so.

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Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens.
Smoo: Get ready to face the walls!
Ephesos: In conclusion, yarr.

Kelandon's Pink and Pretty Page!!: the authorized location for all things by me
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The Official Electioneering Topic in General
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In all seriousness, only a few of the candidates who have nominated themselves actually stand a chance of being made into moderators if elected. Drakefyre has said as much in some of these threads. I, as a current moderator of other boards in reasonably good standing, am one of the few who do. Therefore, obviously, the first reason to vote for me is that voting for most other candidates is effectively throwing your vote away.

But what are the positive reasons to vote for me? As I pointed out elsewhere, I am frequently the first reply in topics. I see new topics about as quickly as anyone here. My posting rate, as Aran can attest, is usually in the top ten, and it has remained more or less constant for the entire time that I've been here. I have not gone more than half a week without checking the boards since I registered in February of '04. This means that I can lock topics that are grievous violations of the Code of Conduct faster than others. I check the boards at odd hours of the day and night, which gives me the same advantage as Thuryl.

Speaking of Thuryl, I imagine that most of you are thinking that he would be quite a good moderator, and I will be the first to tell you that he would. I can only point out two differences between myself and him. The first is that he often participates in General discussions, which makes it a bit harder for him to take an impartial moderatorial stance. I don't mean that he would play obvious favorites; I just mean that he, as an involved party, would be of necessity more biased than someone who posts less in General and more on the game boards, like myself. I read General, but I rarely post more than a few sentences.

The second difference, and it is a difference between me and almost every candidate, is that I am a current moderator, so if you want to see what I will be like as a moderator, you can go and look at the ET, AT, and GF3 boards. Sure, Alec was a mod a long time ago, but those old threads have been deleted, and Desperance is a different environment from Spiderweb. I would also add that there is a reason that he is no longer a mod, and it's not just that the board that he moderated no longer exists. Would you really trust someone who has been Canned recently to moderate a board as active as General?

The only thing I'd actually like to change is to cut down on the CoC infractions. Beating the auto-censor should be an editable offense. Flagrantly calling someone names should merit a warning. It's in a CoC; all we have to do is enforce it. Of course, I will work with Drakefyre and Stareye, with whom I have a good working relationship already, in order to make sure that only true violations get reprimanded, because an overly heavy hand is no fun either.

So for balanced and fair moderation, proven by experience, with a record you can examine yourself, use your votes to the best of their power and vote Kelandon!

P.S. Also I will hunt down Richard White and force him to play Galactic Core for five hours each day. Oh, and ladies... well, you know.

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Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens.

Kelandon's Pink and Pretty Page!!: the authorized location for all things by me
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Elections : The Conspiracy Thread in General
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quote:
Originally written by Salmon Sushi:

manhood typing
Oh dear god. Is that what my party has now become. All right, I give in.

VOTE FOR THE MANHOOD-TYPING PARTY! WE WILL MAKE EVERY EFFORT TO SUPPLY NEW KEYBOARDS AS SOON AS THE OLD ONES BECOME UNUSABLE FOR REASONS THAT CANNOT BE DESCRIBED WITHOUT LOOSELY INFRINGING ON THE COC! ALSO WE WILL DO WHAT IT TAKES TO WIN THE FEMALE VOTE, CURVES OR NO! VOTE KELANDON AND MANHOOD-TYPING IN 2005!

[ Tuesday, June 21, 2005 21:09: Message edited by: Manhood Typing Kelandon ]

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Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens.

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Elections? in General
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Then perhaps I should point out that I am the candidate best equipped to slap people with the CoC. More than one person who has posted on here can attest to that.

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Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens.

Kelandon's Pink and Pretty Page!!: the authorized location for all things by me
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Elections? in General
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quote:
Originally written by Vote Arancaytar:

Some people can type with their manhood.
I am doing so as we speak, courting the female vote. :cool:

[ Tuesday, June 21, 2005 20:19: Message edited by: Kelandon ]

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Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens.

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Avernum V. Exile in General
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Beheading is not, either. :P

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Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens.

Kelandon's Pink and Pretty Page!!: the authorized location for all things by me
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Going Rogue? in Geneforge Series
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So you're playing on stereotypes. I was assuming that was beneath you, but apparently not.

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Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens.
Smoo: Get ready to face the walls!
Ephesos: In conclusion, yarr.

Kelandon's Pink and Pretty Page!!: the authorized location for all things by me
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quote:
Originally written by Vote Arancaytar:

quote:
Originally written by Kelandon:

Yes, the mod board is alive with activity. I can't reveal much, but I think it's fair to warn you all that we're discussing a proposal that whoever votes for anyone but me will be immediately banned.
Objection! The candidate is inappropriately pressuring the public! :P

OVER-RULED
IMAGE(http://www.subpoenadefense.org/images/gavel.jpg)

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Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens.

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I suppose I should point out that I was the first to reply to this topic. Therefore I would've been able to lock it faster than any of these other would-be candidates, thus sparing us all the pain of dealing with this thread.

So vote Kelandon in '05!

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Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens.

Kelandon's Pink and Pretty Page!!: the authorized location for all things by me
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Avernum V. Exile in General
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Oh god, not again.

Avernum, because I played it first.

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Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens.

Kelandon's Pink and Pretty Page!!: the authorized location for all things by me
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Yes, the mod board is alive with activity. I can't reveal much, but I think it's fair to warn you all that we're discussing a proposal that whoever votes for anyone but me will be immediately banned.

[ Tuesday, June 21, 2005 18:42: Message edited by: Kelandon ]

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Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens.

Kelandon's Pink and Pretty Page!!: the authorized location for all things by me
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Going Rogue? in Geneforge Series
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quote:
Originally written by Hume:

Why the hell laugh?
Do you think I'm a blond woman?

This statement is completely opaque to me.

I'm tempted to lock this topic, but I can't come up with any specific reason why.

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Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens.
Smoo: Get ready to face the walls!
Ephesos: In conclusion, yarr.

Kelandon's Pink and Pretty Page!!: the authorized location for all things by me
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General Moderator Election Poll in General
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Ew. I just re-read the post describing the rules. This is going to be a messy election.

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Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens.

Kelandon's Pink and Pretty Page!!: the authorized location for all things by me
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For reference, these are the declared candidates so far. I'm not sure if Arctic was nominating himself or just being Arctic, so there's a question mark by his name.

Alec
Thuryl
ADoS
Dolphin
MM
Imban 4444
Wise Man
Cairo Jim
Sarachim
Stug
FBM
Kel
TM
JadeWolf
Sushi
Aran
Micael
stranger
BtI
Arctic?
Riibu
Spring
AM
Nicothodes
Zeviz
Sir David
Archmage Alex
fatman
Ash

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Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens.

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For reference, this is the registration list so far (apologies to those who have better names that I have not recognized here):

Alec
Thuryl
Dolphin
MM
ADoS
ef
Sara
Lord Bob
Kingy
Sushi
Wise Man
Ben
Stug
wz. arsenic
stranger
FBM
Kel
VCH
Cairo Jim
Gizmo
Backwards impaired
TM
kuc
Alorael
JadeWolf
Aran
Mind
Ash
Frozen Feet
Morgan
Khoth
spy.there
BtI
fifty-fifty
Arctic
Riibu
Diarog Lethuta
RC
TGM
Demented Munster
Spring
Dallerdin
AM
Nicothodes
fatman
Schrodinger
No 2 Methylphenidate
Saunders
Wizcozski
NaCN
Marlenny
Archmage Alex

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Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens.

Kelandon's Pink and Pretty Page!!: the authorized location for all things by me
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quote:
Originally written by Millicent, Dear Millicent:

Edit: Or, I could just go ahead and ask that none of my scenarios be hosting on the Archive, please.
I'll remove A Little Girl. Have you designed others? If so, you should probably list them, because my notes are rather a mess at the moment.

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Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens.
Smoo: Get ready to face the walls!
Ephesos: In conclusion, yarr.

Kelandon's Pink and Pretty Page!!: the authorized location for all things by me
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This brings up an interesting point. I'd like to propose that candidates not vote for themselves. Since the number of candidates is a substantial percentage of the number of voters, candidates voting for themselves effectively reduces the number of actual voters to a rather small group. We'd get a more reasonable result if people didn't vote for themselves.

That said, if it looks as though a significant number of people will vote for themselves, I'll vote for myself, too.

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Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens.

Kelandon's Pink and Pretty Page!!: the authorized location for all things by me
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Wow, someone's feeling feisty today. :P

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Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens.

Kelandon's Pink and Pretty Page!!: the authorized location for all things by me
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The old e-mail I had for Aaron Maybury was JpmBos (at) aol (dot) com, gotten off of his scenario Dragon's Lair at Alexandria.

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Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens.
Smoo: Get ready to face the walls!
Ephesos: In conclusion, yarr.

Kelandon's Pink and Pretty Page!!: the authorized location for all things by me
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Where in Bahs are you getting this? And would you mind sending me a save file right before it happens?

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Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens.
Smoo: Get ready to face the walls!
Ephesos: In conclusion, yarr.

Kelandon's Pink and Pretty Page!!: the authorized location for all things by me
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I just thought it was funny. That's all.

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Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens.

Kelandon's Pink and Pretty Page!!: the authorized location for all things by me
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quote:
Originally written by Archmagi Micael.:

I'm a spellnig critic.
Uh huh.

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Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens.

Kelandon's Pink and Pretty Page!!: the authorized location for all things by me
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Update:

Good news! I have been e-mailed copies of four of the missing scenarios: Island of War, Isle of War II, The Killing, and Oreh's Legacy.

As far as I know, that leaves only four scenarios still missing:
Island of the Giants, The, by Aaron MayburyIsland Visitors, by Poseidon SoftwareRandom Rampage, by ZxquezTriad, by Poseidon SoftwareI e-mailed "Poseidon Software" and was told that he doesn't have Island Visitors or Triad anymore. I have e-mails out to Aaron Maybury and Zxquez based on e-mail addresses from their other scenarios and have had no response yet.
Anyway, if anyone has any of these, please let me know.
EDIT: Unfortunately, Aaron Maybury's old address no longer seems to work.

[ Tuesday, June 21, 2005 10:21: Message edited by: Kelandon ]

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Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens.
Smoo: Get ready to face the walls!
Ephesos: In conclusion, yarr.

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