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Favourite Pass-time in General
Guardian
Member # 3521
Profile #9
Well, ferret mating begins, of course, with the mounting of the female by the male. The penis of the ferret male is quite different from that of the human male, as it is stiffened by an os penis, or penis bone. As ferret copulation can be quite a long process (often over an hour), this adaptation is very helpful. A small barb emerges from the penis when erect, the function of which I will explain in a bit.

Once penetration has occurred, the male ferret will violently thrust into the female, causing a good deal of pain. The mating is necessarily violent though, as ovulation in the female ferret is induced only through such vigorous copulation. In order to keep the frantic female under control, the male will often slam her into the walls of the cage or bite down and hold on to the skin on her neck or ears, occasionally inflicting serious wounds. While the female might wish to escape the exceedingly painful ordeal, that nifty barb on the end of the male's penis prevents her from doing so. As soon as penetration is acheived, the barb locks into the innards of the female. Ferret breeders must take care never to attempt to separate a couple in the process of mating. Doing so may result in the death of the female, as the penis barb will tear through her flesh, resulting in general carnage.

Mating will continue until the male ejaculates, after which point the penis will cease to be erect. The barb will retract into the penis, allowing the pair to be separated safely.

The end.

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"Let a man find himself, in distinction from others, on top of two wheels with a chain- at least in a poor country like Russia- and his vanity begins to swell out like his tires. In America it takes an automobile to produce this effect."- Leon Trotsky
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Favourite Pass-time in General
Guardian
Member # 3521
Profile #6
When you're dealing with domesticated ferrets, the "old fashioned way" works just fine. I use artificial selection to pinpoint which traits are favorable for the offspring, and then select the appropriate couple to mate. If the female is currently in heat, I go ahead and place the two of them in a small cage, then sit back and watch the fun! The mating process in ferrets is really rather vicious and violent. If you wish me to describe it to you in its entirety, I will.

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"Let a man find himself, in distinction from others, on top of two wheels with a chain- at least in a poor country like Russia- and his vanity begins to swell out like his tires. In America it takes an automobile to produce this effect."- Leon Trotsky
Posts: 1798 | Registered: Sunday, October 5 2003 07:00
THE IRON SALTIRE CHEF CHALLENGES YOU, PART ONE in General
Guardian
Member # 3521
Profile #66
Ah. Well I'm a vegetarian, and have been since I was born, so you couldn't expect me to know anything at all about that... ;)

And meat in an omelette? Ugh. Sounds rather disgusting to me, but

THE FERRETS ARE LICKING THEIR LIPS

[ Thursday, December 18, 2003 11:13: Message edited by: Stughalf ]

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"Let a man find himself, in distinction from others, on top of two wheels with a chain- at least in a poor country like Russia- and his vanity begins to swell out like his tires. In America it takes an automobile to produce this effect."- Leon Trotsky
Posts: 1798 | Registered: Sunday, October 5 2003 07:00
Merry Christmas in General
Guardian
Member # 3521
Profile #72
I'm pretty damn certain that it's "golden."

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"Let a man find himself, in distinction from others, on top of two wheels with a chain- at least in a poor country like Russia- and his vanity begins to swell out like his tires. In America it takes an automobile to produce this effect."- Leon Trotsky
Posts: 1798 | Registered: Sunday, October 5 2003 07:00
THE IRON SALTIRE CHEF CHALLENGES YOU, PART ONE in General
Guardian
Member # 3521
Profile #63
Is this a tried-and-true recipe, STD?

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"Let a man find himself, in distinction from others, on top of two wheels with a chain- at least in a poor country like Russia- and his vanity begins to swell out like his tires. In America it takes an automobile to produce this effect."- Leon Trotsky
Posts: 1798 | Registered: Sunday, October 5 2003 07:00
THE IRON SALTIRE CHEF CHALLENGES YOU, PART ONE in General
Guardian
Member # 3521
Profile #61
Dead animal? Proper eggs for eating are unfertilized. It's only when you eat a fertilized egg that you are eating a dead animal. The part of the egg which we eat is nothing more than nutritious organic material, for the nourishment and growth of the embryo.

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"Let a man find himself, in distinction from others, on top of two wheels with a chain- at least in a poor country like Russia- and his vanity begins to swell out like his tires. In America it takes an automobile to produce this effect."- Leon Trotsky
Posts: 1798 | Registered: Sunday, October 5 2003 07:00
Have to post this in General
Guardian
Member # 3521
Profile #14
Both of you are dead wrong. Attempts such as Dolney's at humor are rarely, if ever, successful. The funniest material on SW is to be found in the flame war threads.

[ Thursday, December 18, 2003 07:52: Message edited by: Stughalf ]

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"Let a man find himself, in distinction from others, on top of two wheels with a chain- at least in a poor country like Russia- and his vanity begins to swell out like his tires. In America it takes an automobile to produce this effect."- Leon Trotsky
Posts: 1798 | Registered: Sunday, October 5 2003 07:00
THE IRON SALTIRE CHEF CHALLENGES YOU, PART ONE in General
Guardian
Member # 3521
Profile #59
Back in the days when I enjoyed scrambled eggs, I used to have them with ketchup as well. Nowadays, I only eat eggs in omelette or deviled form. My mother's omlettes, cooked with tiny pieces of tomato and sprigs of cilantro, with liberal amounts of crushed red peppers thrown in, are delectable. It's been a while since I've had a deviled egg, but those are likewise very nice.

[ Thursday, December 18, 2003 07:45: Message edited by: Stughalf ]

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"Let a man find himself, in distinction from others, on top of two wheels with a chain- at least in a poor country like Russia- and his vanity begins to swell out like his tires. In America it takes an automobile to produce this effect."- Leon Trotsky
Posts: 1798 | Registered: Sunday, October 5 2003 07:00
Who has been forced to leave? in General
Guardian
Member # 3521
Profile #26
quote:Originally written by Bimillenial Wise Man:well at least the newbies don't know about my past. yet.You don't say, WM.

[ Thursday, December 18, 2003 07:39: Message edited by: Stughalf ]

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"Let a man find himself, in distinction from others, on top of two wheels with a chain- at least in a poor country like Russia- and his vanity begins to swell out like his tires. In America it takes an automobile to produce this effect."- Leon Trotsky
Posts: 1798 | Registered: Sunday, October 5 2003 07:00
Favourite Pass-time in General
Guardian
Member # 3521
Profile #1
Spamming and flaming on SW. Other than that, I enjoy hanging out with friends, breeding attack ferrets, watching movies, and playing computer games.

[ Thursday, December 18, 2003 07:32: Message edited by: Stughalf ]

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"Let a man find himself, in distinction from others, on top of two wheels with a chain- at least in a poor country like Russia- and his vanity begins to swell out like his tires. In America it takes an automobile to produce this effect."- Leon Trotsky
Posts: 1798 | Registered: Sunday, October 5 2003 07:00
What are YOU doing for Christmas? in General
Guardian
Member # 3521
Profile #74
quote:Originally written by Sir David:
Stughalf: This is the second time I've asked, so the answer is twice, if the question is actually answered the second time.Perhaps you have only asked him twice, but why, may I ask, do Alec's personal beliefs matter so much to you?

quote:Jame, about God's name: Whether you believe in God or not, his name must be capitalized if you use it as a name, as you did in your post.Ah, how we excel at following our own mandates...

quote:Also, how do all of you think everything was created? Creationism, evolution, Big Bang, mixes, something completely different... well?Although I believe in evolution, I do think that the very first living being on Earth, probably some sort of primite marine prokaryote, was created and placed in the ocean by a supreme power. After this point evolution was allowed to take its course.

[ Thursday, December 18, 2003 07:29: Message edited by: Stughalf ]

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"Let a man find himself, in distinction from others, on top of two wheels with a chain- at least in a poor country like Russia- and his vanity begins to swell out like his tires. In America it takes an automobile to produce this effect."- Leon Trotsky
Posts: 1798 | Registered: Sunday, October 5 2003 07:00
What music (if any) are you listening to... in General
Guardian
Member # 3521
Profile #485
quote:
Originally written by Ironweed:

Simon and Garfunkel look scary...but their music is not that bad.
Scary? Although Paul Simon is rather stumpy and boring-looking, Art Garfunkel is amongst the coolest-looking people I have ever seen, and the owner of the best afro I have surely ever seen. It also doesn't hurt that he has one of the best voices I have ever heard. As for them being "not bad," they're among my top 20 favorite musical groups of all time. "Scarborough Fair" is certainly among my top 20 songs of all time.

U2; not a bad choice for a Thursday. I've followed your example, and "Staring at the Sun" is playing at the moment.

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"Let a man find himself, in distinction from others, on top of two wheels with a chain- at least in a poor country like Russia- and his vanity begins to swell out like his tires. In America it takes an automobile to produce this effect."- Leon Trotsky
Posts: 1798 | Registered: Sunday, October 5 2003 07:00
Artistic ambitions in General
Guardian
Member # 3521
Profile #3
I tend to be a jack-of-all-trades when it comes to the arts. I am a strong writer and a competent poet, but it's been quite some time since I've written anything that wasn't for school. In terms of painting, I'm reasonably proficient as well, although I've only tried my hand at non-oil paints and watercolors. While my drawing skills are likewise decent, I rarely draw seriously. I've never attempted serious sculpture, but I do work quite well with clays. I've made many statuettes for friends and family through the use of Fimo modelling clay, an excellent and versatile material.

In terms of dance, I'm quite strong at it despite being largely self-taught. I don't know many steps or dances, but I excel at what I have learned. I am especially good at tap dancing.

However, of all the arts, I am most well versed in the performing arts. I'm a trained singer, having taken around six years of private lessons in North Indian classical music. I also play the harmonium, an Indian piano-like instrument which singers use to accompany themselves. Due to time constraints I rarely practice, but I plan to return to a more rigorous practice schedule over the summer.

EDIT: 444 posts! My favorite number!

[ Thursday, December 18, 2003 07:06: Message edited by: Stughalf ]

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"Let a man find himself, in distinction from others, on top of two wheels with a chain- at least in a poor country like Russia- and his vanity begins to swell out like his tires. In America it takes an automobile to produce this effect."- Leon Trotsky
Posts: 1798 | Registered: Sunday, October 5 2003 07:00
Merry Christmas in General
Guardian
Member # 3521
Profile #70
I don't know quite so much about those territories, although Ladakh, which is on the border, I believe, is still held by India. Ladakh's population is largely Buddhist, and as such it is somewhat of a haven for Buddhists displaced from Tibet and other areas, along with cities such as Dharmsala (the Dalai Lama's current place of residence). Although I am sure some of these territories are still contested, relations between India and China have largely stabilized in recent years. Another war between the two countries is highly unlikely.

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"Let a man find himself, in distinction from others, on top of two wheels with a chain- at least in a poor country like Russia- and his vanity begins to swell out like his tires. In America it takes an automobile to produce this effect."- Leon Trotsky
Posts: 1798 | Registered: Sunday, October 5 2003 07:00
What music (if any) are you listening to... in General
Guardian
Member # 3521
Profile #470
"Scarborough Fair" and "Bridge Over Troubled Water," both by Simon & Garfunkel.

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"Let a man find himself, in distinction from others, on top of two wheels with a chain- at least in a poor country like Russia- and his vanity begins to swell out like his tires. In America it takes an automobile to produce this effect."- Leon Trotsky
Posts: 1798 | Registered: Sunday, October 5 2003 07:00
Merry Christmas in General
Guardian
Member # 3521
Profile #68
I agree that the British are to be blamed for the permanent embitterment between India and Pakistan. Their "divide and conquer" philosophy irreversibly exacerbated Hindu-Muslim tensions in the subcontinent.

However, I still believe very strongly that Kashmir rightfully belongs to India. People will argue that Muslims far outnumber Hindus in the state, but this has not always been the case. Huge numbers of Hindus, many of them native Kashmiri "Pundits," have been killed or forced out of the state, forced to take refuge in India due to brutal terrorist attacks on their homes and businesses. Hundreds of Hindus are killed yearly on pilgrimages to various religious sites in Kashmir. Although Pakistan will argue that the terrorists are composed entirely of native Kashmiri Muslims, trained in Kashmir itself, the ugly truth is that these terrorists, a mixed lot of Pakistanis and Kashmiris, are trained and armed in Pakistan before being sent off to Indian-held Kashmir.

The idea of an independent Kashmir is a very pretty one. Unfortunately, such a country would never survive. It would start out extremely weak, and unless protected by an powerful foreign army, would be overrun and taken by Pakistani forces before a day had passed. Note also the decreasing number of vocal independence advocates in Kashmir. Several of them have been assassinated in recent years by Pakistani sympathizers. Kashmiris favoring a union with Pakistan are becoming more and more powerful and influential in Kashmir. An independent Kashmir would never survive, and a Pakistan-controlled Kashmir would simply serve as a staging point for further invasion into India. Most of the leaders of the terrorist groups would hardly be satisfied merely with controlling Kashmir. Several have voiced insane ambitions of invading Delhi and "reinstating" Muslim rule in India. Clearly, India cannot allow such madness to ensue. Kashmir must be held.

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"Let a man find himself, in distinction from others, on top of two wheels with a chain- at least in a poor country like Russia- and his vanity begins to swell out like his tires. In America it takes an automobile to produce this effect."- Leon Trotsky
Posts: 1798 | Registered: Sunday, October 5 2003 07:00
Have to post this in General
Guardian
Member # 3521
Profile #9
t Ironweed your sense of humor is drier than a ten-day old corpse in the Sahara

[ Wednesday, December 17, 2003 08:59: Message edited by: Stughalf ]

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"Let a man find himself, in distinction from others, on top of two wheels with a chain- at least in a poor country like Russia- and his vanity begins to swell out like his tires. In America it takes an automobile to produce this effect."- Leon Trotsky
Posts: 1798 | Registered: Sunday, October 5 2003 07:00
Who has been forced to leave? in General
Guardian
Member # 3521
Profile #20
JF is not banned, however much he wanted to be.

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"Let a man find himself, in distinction from others, on top of two wheels with a chain- at least in a poor country like Russia- and his vanity begins to swell out like his tires. In America it takes an automobile to produce this effect."- Leon Trotsky
Posts: 1798 | Registered: Sunday, October 5 2003 07:00
What are YOU doing for Christmas? in General
Guardian
Member # 3521
Profile #58
Really, David, how many times does he have to answer this question or variations of it before his answers get through your thick skull?

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"Let a man find himself, in distinction from others, on top of two wheels with a chain- at least in a poor country like Russia- and his vanity begins to swell out like his tires. In America it takes an automobile to produce this effect."- Leon Trotsky
Posts: 1798 | Registered: Sunday, October 5 2003 07:00
What music (if any) are you listening to... in General
Guardian
Member # 3521
Profile #461
"The Word," by the Beatles.

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"Let a man find himself, in distinction from others, on top of two wheels with a chain- at least in a poor country like Russia- and his vanity begins to swell out like his tires. In America it takes an automobile to produce this effect."- Leon Trotsky
Posts: 1798 | Registered: Sunday, October 5 2003 07:00
Merry Christmas in General
Guardian
Member # 3521
Profile #65
There are indeed Hindu fundies, although they are somewhat of a recent phenomenon. Many Hindus have become highly militant in recent decades, generally as a result of India-Pakistan tensions, especially in border areas such as Kashmir, Punjab, and Sindh. In Western India, the active presence of Christian mercenaries has also angered many Hindus. There's the general feeling in India nowadays that the traditional Hindu philosophies of tolerance and passivity have allowed Hindus to be taken advantage of. It's somewhat of a "No more Mr. Nice Guy" philosophy. Although I deplore many of the actions of militant Hindus in India, such as the assassination of Gandhi and the destruction of the Babri Mosque in Ayodhya, I cannot deny that I find some of their ideas to be extremely attractive. When I heard, a few years ago, that several missionaries had been burnt to death in Western India, it was impossible to ignore or deny the feeling of elation that passed through me. I also approve of the conversion ritual designed by Hindus for the purpose of re-converting recently-converted Christians back to Hinduism. And I most certainly agree that Kashmir must be held on to at all costs.

Even hard-line Hindus hold to the Hindu principles of tolerance, however. We have nothing against the Christian or Muslim religions, save their intolerance towards ours.

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"Let a man find himself, in distinction from others, on top of two wheels with a chain- at least in a poor country like Russia- and his vanity begins to swell out like his tires. In America it takes an automobile to produce this effect."- Leon Trotsky
Posts: 1798 | Registered: Sunday, October 5 2003 07:00
What music (if any) are you listening to... in General
Guardian
Member # 3521
Profile #455
"Brass Monkey" and "Girls," both by the Beastie Boys.

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"Let a man find himself, in distinction from others, on top of two wheels with a chain- at least in a poor country like Russia- and his vanity begins to swell out like his tires. In America it takes an automobile to produce this effect."- Leon Trotsky
Posts: 1798 | Registered: Sunday, October 5 2003 07:00
What are YOU doing for Christmas? in General
Guardian
Member # 3521
Profile #46
Although my family is Hindu, we have always celebrated Christmas, albeit in a secular manner. When myself and my sisters (and my parents) were younger, we would all put up a tree, give presents, play carols on the stereo, and have a good time. It's not quite as fun nowadays as it used to be, as my siblings and I are all well into adulthood. However, we do as much as our tight schedules allow us to do. We don't use a tree anymore, but we still give gifts and share some quality time.

And Reality Corp., your statements give off a strong hint of intolerance. You would do well to keep such comments to yourself.

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"Let a man find himself, in distinction from others, on top of two wheels with a chain- at least in a poor country like Russia- and his vanity begins to swell out like his tires. In America it takes an automobile to produce this effect."- Leon Trotsky
Posts: 1798 | Registered: Sunday, October 5 2003 07:00
Merry Christmas in General
Guardian
Member # 3521
Profile #62
Arcblade- Hinduism and Buddhism, unlike Christianity and Islam, are highly tolerant in nature. Proselytism is not sanctioned by either religion's texts.

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"Let a man find himself, in distinction from others, on top of two wheels with a chain- at least in a poor country like Russia- and his vanity begins to swell out like his tires. In America it takes an automobile to produce this effect."- Leon Trotsky
Posts: 1798 | Registered: Sunday, October 5 2003 07:00
Who has been forced to leave? in General
Guardian
Member # 3521
Profile #6
Crap Blood Swirl was SM's account, I believe.

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"Let a man find himself, in distinction from others, on top of two wheels with a chain- at least in a poor country like Russia- and his vanity begins to swell out like his tires. In America it takes an automobile to produce this effect."- Leon Trotsky
Posts: 1798 | Registered: Sunday, October 5 2003 07:00

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