THE IRON SALTIRE CHEF CHALLENGES YOU, PART ONE
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Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!
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written Tuesday, December 16 2003 18:26
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SCRAMBLED EGGS SHOULD HAVE NOTHING IN THEM BUT EGG, SIRS. That is all. Except I'd like to say that I prefer a fork to a whisk. -------------------- And though the musicians would die, the music would live on in the imaginations of all who heard it. -The Last Pendragon TEH CONSPIRACY IZ ALL Les forum de la chance. In case of emergency, break glass. Posts: 3351 | Registered: Saturday, April 6 2002 08:00 |
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Bob's Big Date
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written Tuesday, December 16 2003 20:39
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I make really, really obscene eggs. Salsa, hamburger, three or four cheeses, cinnamon, and so on. -------------------- In a word, gay. --Bob the Impaler Posts: 2367 | Registered: Friday, June 27 2003 07:00 |
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For Carnage, Apply Within
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written Wednesday, December 17 2003 18:11
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Just eggs? Not even salt? Wow, how very dull :P -------------------- We were once Mao Posts: 567 | Registered: Friday, October 5 2001 07:00 |
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Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!
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written Wednesday, December 17 2003 18:37
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Ok, ok, salt and pepper, if you really must. But I still say it tastes better without. If you're going to put cheese and stuff in, make an omelette. -------------------- And though the musicians would die, the music would live on in the imaginations of all who heard it. -The Last Pendragon TEH CONSPIRACY IZ ALL Les forum de la chance. In case of emergency, break glass. Posts: 3351 | Registered: Saturday, April 6 2002 08:00 |
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Agent
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written Wednesday, December 17 2003 18:47
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...or an English Muffin, now those are good... "Ants on a Log" Ingredients: Celery Peanut Butter Raisins, or whatever looks like an ant. Directions: Take a celery stick, cut it into two(vertically). Spread Peanut Butter on the curvy side, and put raisins or whatever on top of that. Eat. Serves: #of celery sticks X2 / How much peanut butter you have. EDIT: Peanut looks better with an "a" [ Wednesday, December 17, 2003 19:56: Message edited by: What's the name? ] -------------------- 73|-| 1|\|\/1|\|<1|3|_3 |30063y|\/|4|\| AHEM: Chance Forums! -Reality Corp. Posts: 1307 | Registered: Tuesday, May 7 2002 07:00 |
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Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!
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written Wednesday, December 17 2003 19:39
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Thanks, now I've got a craving that will not be satiated until I have consumed hundreds of such logs. ...Well, maybe that's a bit of an exaggeration. I haven't had one of those since preschool. I remember loving them, but... celery, raisins, and peanut butter? Together? Hmm... -------------------- And though the musicians would die, the music would live on in the imaginations of all who heard it. -The Last Pendragon TEH CONSPIRACY IZ ALL Les forum de la chance. In case of emergency, break glass. Posts: 3351 | Registered: Saturday, April 6 2002 08:00 |
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Bob's Big Date
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written Wednesday, December 17 2003 19:43
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I can't eat peanut butter, won't eat rasins, and actively mock those who eat celery. -------------------- In a word, gay. --Bob the Impaler Posts: 2367 | Registered: Friday, June 27 2003 07:00 |
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Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!
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written Wednesday, December 17 2003 20:05
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Actively mock away, then; I just had three, they were wonderful =] Thanks, RealityCorp. -------------------- And though the musicians would die, the music would live on in the imaginations of all who heard it. -The Last Pendragon TEH CONSPIRACY IZ ALL Les forum de la chance. In case of emergency, break glass. Posts: 3351 | Registered: Saturday, April 6 2002 08:00 |
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Babelicious
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written Wednesday, December 17 2003 20:10
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Two scrambled eggs have enough cholesterol in them that they should taste like someone injected LSD into your taste buds. With bad scrambled eggs (most), I like ketchup. And ants on a log are boss but extremely unhealthy. Posts: 999 | Registered: Friday, June 27 2003 07:00 |
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Guardian
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written Thursday, December 18 2003 07:45
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Back in the days when I enjoyed scrambled eggs, I used to have them with ketchup as well. Nowadays, I only eat eggs in omelette or deviled form. My mother's omlettes, cooked with tiny pieces of tomato and sprigs of cilantro, with liberal amounts of crushed red peppers thrown in, are delectable. It's been a while since I've had a deviled egg, but those are likewise very nice. [ Thursday, December 18, 2003 07:45: Message edited by: Stughalf ] -------------------- "Let a man find himself, in distinction from others, on top of two wheels with a chain- at least in a poor country like Russia- and his vanity begins to swell out like his tires. In America it takes an automobile to produce this effect."- Leon Trotsky Posts: 1798 | Registered: Sunday, October 5 2003 07:00 |
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written Thursday, December 18 2003 08:46
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Omlettes involve a dead animal and cheese fried into scrambled eggs (which are made with milk and fried in butter, thankyouverymuch). All of this vegetable rubbish is heresy. -------------------- We're all amazed but not amused By all the things that you said you'd do. You're much concerned but not involved by Decisions that are made by you But we are sick and tired of hearing your song, Telling us how you are going to change right from wrong, 'Cause if you really want to hear our views, You haven't done nothin'. Posts: 6936 | Registered: Tuesday, September 18 2001 07:00 |
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Guardian
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written Thursday, December 18 2003 09:07
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Dead animal? Proper eggs for eating are unfertilized. It's only when you eat a fertilized egg that you are eating a dead animal. The part of the egg which we eat is nothing more than nutritious organic material, for the nourishment and growth of the embryo. -------------------- "Let a man find himself, in distinction from others, on top of two wheels with a chain- at least in a poor country like Russia- and his vanity begins to swell out like his tires. In America it takes an automobile to produce this effect."- Leon Trotsky Posts: 1798 | Registered: Sunday, October 5 2003 07:00 |
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Infiltrator
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written Thursday, December 18 2003 09:44
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That is so true... Arm ------------------ Mock your arm against the wall until you don't feel a thing in it. Eat your am. Scream in pain when you realize what you just did. Die of blood loss. -------------------- MDNZZZ ZMMMBIS WBLOONZ 33111-CRUSADER-4849 Posts: 662 | Registered: Friday, September 13 2002 07:00 |
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Guardian
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written Thursday, December 18 2003 10:05
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Is this a tried-and-true recipe, STD? -------------------- "Let a man find himself, in distinction from others, on top of two wheels with a chain- at least in a poor country like Russia- and his vanity begins to swell out like his tires. In America it takes an automobile to produce this effect."- Leon Trotsky Posts: 1798 | Registered: Sunday, October 5 2003 07:00 |
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Infiltrator
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written Thursday, December 18 2003 10:20
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Nah... I aint planing on trying it either. -------------------- MDNZZZ ZMMMBIS WBLOONZ 33111-CRUSADER-4849 Posts: 662 | Registered: Friday, September 13 2002 07:00 |
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written Thursday, December 18 2003 10:40
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Stughalf? Dead animal refers to meat. Mmm. ^_^ -------------------- We're all amazed but not amused By all the things that you said you'd do. You're much concerned but not involved by Decisions that are made by you But we are sick and tired of hearing your song, Telling us how you are going to change right from wrong, 'Cause if you really want to hear our views, You haven't done nothin'. Posts: 6936 | Registered: Tuesday, September 18 2001 07:00 |
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Guardian
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written Thursday, December 18 2003 11:12
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Ah. Well I'm a vegetarian, and have been since I was born, so you couldn't expect me to know anything at all about that... ;) And meat in an omelette? Ugh. Sounds rather disgusting to me, but THE FERRETS ARE LICKING THEIR LIPS [ Thursday, December 18, 2003 11:13: Message edited by: Stughalf ] -------------------- "Let a man find himself, in distinction from others, on top of two wheels with a chain- at least in a poor country like Russia- and his vanity begins to swell out like his tires. In America it takes an automobile to produce this effect."- Leon Trotsky Posts: 1798 | Registered: Sunday, October 5 2003 07:00 |
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written Thursday, December 18 2003 11:58
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It has to be a meat that goes well with cheese, obviously. I had one with polish sausage- probably not the best idea. Bologna is worthless for everything else, but not bad in an omlette. -------------------- We're all amazed but not amused By all the things that you said you'd do. You're much concerned but not involved by Decisions that are made by you But we are sick and tired of hearing your song, Telling us how you are going to change right from wrong, 'Cause if you really want to hear our views, You haven't done nothin'. Posts: 6936 | Registered: Tuesday, September 18 2001 07:00 |
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Warrior
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written Thursday, December 18 2003 12:36
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And now, for some freaky food. Estonian blood sausages 1. first, soak boiled groats in pigs blood. 2. fry some ground meat. 3. mix groats and meat 4. stuff all in pigs entrails 5. now make sausages out of it. 6. cook it in the oven My grandmother used to make these at chistmas. Delicious :) -------------------- Call 1-800-NOT-1337 -------------------- Disturbing the dead since 1986. -------------------- All your ass are belong to ME! -------------------- NEVER underestimate your enemies Never OVERestimate your friends Posts: 91 | Registered: Tuesday, August 26 2003 07:00 |
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Triad Mage
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written Thursday, December 18 2003 15:44
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I like omelets with salami, paprika, and other spices. -------------------- "At times discretion should be thrown aside, and with the foolish we should play the fool." - Menander ==== Drakefyre's Demesne - Vahnatai Did Do It desperance.net - We're Everywhere The Arena - God Will Sort The Dead ==== You can take my Mac when you pry my cold, dead fingers off the mouse! Posts: 9436 | Registered: Wednesday, September 19 2001 07:00 |
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Warrior
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written Thursday, December 18 2003 19:10
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Y'know, Sir David, nobody has really come up with any good ice cream recipies (not that they've tried, I'm sure) Wonder if there are any, besides what you read on the back of Ben & Jerry's, of course. If you are going to scramble eggs, for heaven's sake! Put tobasco sauce in it before cooking. Maybe some BBQ sauce while youre at it... Omlettes should be prepared with caution! Meat-lovers' being the way to go, you must be aware of the meat falling out the sides and make sure your ferrets (enough with them, already) dont eat any. As with all pets, care should be taken when allowing them to get near food, especally llamas which can be seriously affected by nourishment intended for the person, them being dangerously allergic to many types of food. They do make great caddeys, though. And the best part: you neednt pay them (just remember your club membership fees, which help provide them with proper nutrition) As far as the arm goes... lets just keep the blood out of the rest of the food, agreed? Now the french thingy sounds a little too complicated for the average bear, wouldnt you say? And honestly, who has frenchmen as neighbors? (If you are French, you must sign on the line below and are hereby releasing me form any and all damages you may have experienced, understanding that the statement afore mentioned was not in any way meant as a insult nor was it expressing any prejudices I or any of my aquantices may have) x_______________ (If your lawyer would like to speak with my lawyer before a signature is released, he can be reached at- wait, I dont have a lawyer, hehe ;) ) -------------------- No monkeyin' around at Chance :p And that, my Leige, is how we know the Earth to be banana-shaped. -Sir Bedevere It is better to be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt! Posts: 154 | Registered: Tuesday, July 8 2003 07:00 |
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Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!
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written Thursday, December 18 2003 19:24
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Omelettes need no more than two eggs, enough cheese to cover half the pan, and enough ham to cover the cheese. Even that may be over-doing it. -------------------- And though the musicians would die, the music would live on in the imaginations of all who heard it. -The Last Pendragon TEH CONSPIRACY IZ ALL Les forum de la chance. In case of emergency, break glass. Posts: 3351 | Registered: Saturday, April 6 2002 08:00 |
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Agent
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written Thursday, December 18 2003 19:47
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"Omelette Of Foam" Ingredients: 4 eggs pinch of pepper 1/2 ts salt 4 tbs milk 1 tb butter Directions: Beat yolks of eggs; add seasonings and milk. Beat whites until stiff, but not dry. Place skillet on large burner, add butter, set to medium high heat. Just as soon as butter is melted, lower to low heat. Have bottom and sides of skillet well greased. Fold the stiffly beaten egg whites into yolk mixture. By this time, the pan should be very hot. Pour in omelette, spread evenly, and cook slowly until omelette is set. Then, place omelette in oven, which has been preheated to 375 degrees to dry slightly on top. Turn out and serve at once. Finely minced ham, grated cheese or finely chopped parsley may be folded into mixture, if desired. EDIT: Spelling, Shmelling [ Thursday, December 18, 2003 19:51: Message edited by: What's the name? ] -------------------- 73|-| 1|\|\/1|\|<1|3|_3 |30063y|\/|4|\| AHEM: Chance Forums! -Reality Corp. Posts: 1307 | Registered: Tuesday, May 7 2002 07:00 |
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written Thursday, December 18 2003 20:01
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quote:Reading this made me see, smell, think, and emit vomit. Eew. >_< -------------------- We're all amazed but not amused By all the things that you said you'd do. You're much concerned but not involved by Decisions that are made by you But we are sick and tired of hearing your song, Telling us how you are going to change right from wrong, 'Cause if you really want to hear our views, You haven't done nothin'. Posts: 6936 | Registered: Tuesday, September 18 2001 07:00 |
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Guardian
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written Thursday, December 18 2003 20:19
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Tabasco sauce is excellent with eggs! And most everything else, for that matter. As for BBQ, it's quite good with certain types of food, although I've never tested it out with eggs. [ Thursday, December 18, 2003 20:20: Message edited by: Stughalf ] -------------------- "Let a man find himself, in distinction from others, on top of two wheels with a chain- at least in a poor country like Russia- and his vanity begins to swell out like his tires. In America it takes an automobile to produce this effect."- Leon Trotsky Posts: 1798 | Registered: Sunday, October 5 2003 07:00 |