THE IRON SALTIRE CHEF CHALLENGES YOU, PART ONE
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This Side Towards Enemy
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written Saturday, December 13 2003 12:48
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quote:Try your recipe, then make that statement again. -------------------- Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned I'll tell you my story, man Though I wish I'd never been born I'm loose at the seams, I've broken my dreams And my hand it shakes the pen Come on, come on now baby, Let the good times roll again Posts: 961 | Registered: Thursday, June 12 2003 07:00 |
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Guardian
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written Saturday, December 13 2003 12:51
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You should specify the type and concentration of the acid to be used. I could drink nearly any amount of citric or acetic acid and hardly anything would happen to me. I could also chug a good deal of 0.01M hydrochloric acid without any ill effects. Here's my recipe, one I use on a regular basis at college: "Peaches and Cream" Ingredients: One bowl full of diced peaches 1/2 pound of non-dairy whipped cream Dump whipped cream onto peaches in bowl. Eat contents. Obtain sugar high, followed by horrific headache. EDIT: And that's an excellent point, BtI. There is indeed a good deal of (weak) acid in Vanilla Coke, or any Coke for that matter. [ Saturday, December 13, 2003 12:53: Message edited by: Stughalf ] -------------------- "Let a man find himself, in distinction from others, on top of two wheels with a chain- at least in a poor country like Russia- and his vanity begins to swell out like his tires. In America it takes an automobile to produce this effect."- Leon Trotsky Posts: 1798 | Registered: Sunday, October 5 2003 07:00 |
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Agent
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written Saturday, December 13 2003 14:13
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That gave me an idea: Soda Pop Ingredients: Carbonic acid, C(6)H(12)0(6) - Sugar Food Coloring Water Aluminum can made out of tin. Directions: Take 5 tons of sugar and fit it into one of those aluminum tin cans. Add water and food coloring. Then carbonate it. Then drink. Then die. Chocolate chip cookies Ingredients: Flour, Chocolate chips, backing soda, vanilla extract, eggs, and whatever else is needed. Directions: Mix all ingriedients up in a bowl. Put bowl in stove for 20 min. Then take the bowl out and throw its contents on your neighbors lawn. Go to store and buy chocolate chip cookies. Eat them while watching your neighbor clean up the mess. Laugh at him/her. More recipies to come... EDIT: Dang Splelign [ Saturday, December 13, 2003 14:44: Message edited by: Reality Corp. ] -------------------- 73|-| 1|\|\/1|\|<1|3|_3 |30063y|\/|4|\| AHEM: Chance Forums! -Reality Corp. Posts: 1307 | Registered: Tuesday, May 7 2002 07:00 |
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Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!
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written Saturday, December 13 2003 14:24
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Well I figured the "die horribly" part would take care of those kinds of details... Actually, does anyone have any good ice cream recipes? I've got this sudden urge to make something other than what's in my Ben & Jerry's cookbook... -------------------- And though the musicians would die, the music would live on in the imaginations of all who heard it. -The Last Pendragon TEH CONSPIRACY IZ ALL Les forum de la chance. In case of emergency, break glass. Posts: 3351 | Registered: Saturday, April 6 2002 08:00 |
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Infiltrator
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written Saturday, December 13 2003 16:03
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Pah. Bloody amateurs. Pork Chops With Mustard-Cornichon Sauce (Cornichons are tiny brine-packed French pickles, available at specialty foods stores and some supermarkets.) 2 tablespoons (1/4 stick) butter 2 tablespoons olive oil 6 1-inch-thick pork loin rib chops (about 12 ounces each) 1/2 cup water 1 large shallot, minced (about 3 tablespoons) 1 garlic clove, minced 2 tablespoons minced cornichons* (about 4) 1 tablespoon Dijon mustard 1/4 cup chopped fresh Italian parsley Melt 1 tablespoon butter with 1 tablespoon oil in each of 2 heavy large skillets over medium heat. Sprinkle chops with salt and pepper. Add 3 chops to each skillet and sauté until lightly browned, about 3 minutes per side. Cover skillets and cook until thermometer inserted into center of chops registers 145°F, about 9 minutes. Transfer chops to warm platter; tent with foil to keep warm. Add half of water, shallot, and garlic to each skillet. Cook until shallot is soft, scraping up any browned bits, about 2 minutes. Add any juices from chops. Whisk in cornichons and mustard. Season with salt and pepper. Pour over chops. Sprinkle chops with parsley. You can actually substitute cranberries for the cornichons, but any french people in the near vicinity will have instant heart attacks. If you're old enough, have a nice pinot grigio or burgundy with it. Yum. -------------------- ... Posts: 647 | Registered: Wednesday, February 19 2003 08:00 |
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...b10010b...
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written Saturday, December 13 2003 16:07
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quote:Actually, glacial (pure) acetic acid isn't good for you at all. It's highly corrosive, and it releases vapor that messes up your lungs too. -------------------- I believe there are 15 747 724 136 275 002 577 105 653 961 181 555 468 044 717 914 527 116 709 366 231 425 076 185 631 031 296 protons in the universe, and the same number of electrons. -- Sir Arthur Eddington Posts: 9973 | Registered: Saturday, March 30 2002 08:00 |
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Shaper
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written Saturday, December 13 2003 20:26
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quote:If I remember correctly a small amount of water can handle quite a bit of sugar. Not five tons of course, but you'd be surprised how much. Sugar Crystals [ Saturday, December 13, 2003 20:33: Message edited by: Lt. Sullust ] -------------------- Lt. Sullust Cogito Ergo Sum Polaris Posts: 2462 | Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00 |
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This Side Towards Enemy
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written Sunday, December 14 2003 09:36
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Sandwich You will need: Two slices of bread Butter Filling of your choice Method: Take two slices and put them together. Eat them. Wonder ewhy you bothbered getting butter and a filling. -------------------- Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned I'll tell you my story, man Though I wish I'd never been born I'm loose at the seams, I've broken my dreams And my hand it shakes the pen Come on, come on now baby, Let the good times roll again Posts: 961 | Registered: Thursday, June 12 2003 07:00 |
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Babelicious
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written Sunday, December 14 2003 14:56
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2 eggs / 1 oz. firm bean curd 2 cups soybean succotash (diced carrots, peas, soybeans, onions) 2 stalks celery, chopped 1 red / gold bell pepper, sliced 1 clove fresh garlic, diced 2 tbsp. honey Red pepper, hot sauce, garlic powder, salt, pepper to taste. Probably not soy sauce, but you can try. Olive oil Scramble eggs hard in skillet or wok with spices, oil, and garlic; alternately, pan-fry tofu in same mixture. Add succotash and celery. Mix well and let cook on medium heat, stirring occasionally, until celery softens a little. Add bell pepper, stir; add honey and stir thoroughly. Turn heat down to low and let simmer, stirring often, until bell peppers are tender. Like most stir-fry style dishes, this can be served over rice or noodles, and ingredients can be added or substituted. The really important bit is the honey and the egg/bean curd. If you're one of those really extreme vegans, I suppose rice syrup would do to replace the honey. Serves 1-4. Posts: 999 | Registered: Friday, June 27 2003 07:00 |
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Agent
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written Sunday, December 14 2003 16:07
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Scrambled Eggs Ingredients: Eggs Butter Directions: Put butter on frying pan. Turn up the heat. Put eggs on pan (after you get the shells off). Wait. Flip them over. Wait. Take them off the pan and unto the plate. Eat. -------------------- 73|-| 1|\|\/1|\|<1|3|_3 |30063y|\/|4|\| AHEM: Chance Forums! -Reality Corp. Posts: 1307 | Registered: Tuesday, May 7 2002 07:00 |
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Guardian
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written Sunday, December 14 2003 16:57
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Mustard Sandwich Ingredients: 1, 2, 3, or more slices of bread 0, 1, 2, or more slices of Swiss cheese A bottle of yellow, spicy brown, or dijon mustard. Put any number of slices of bread and cheese together, and add the mustard variety of your choice to the sandwich in copious quantities. Serve with a pickle and fruit juice. -------------------- "Let a man find himself, in distinction from others, on top of two wheels with a chain- at least in a poor country like Russia- and his vanity begins to swell out like his tires. In America it takes an automobile to produce this effect."- Leon Trotsky Posts: 1798 | Registered: Sunday, October 5 2003 07:00 |
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Agent
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written Sunday, December 14 2003 20:09
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Snow Cones Here are a few simple steps: 1. Crush some ice 2. Put it in a cup 3. Pour some of your favorite beverage in it. If you are feeling creative, you can add multiple beverages and add chocolate syrup. 4. Eat 5. If you actually needed these instructions I am going to use this last step to laugh at you. Hahahahahahahaha. -------------------- "Wow, fish." Hahahaha, I crack myself up. Posts: 1233 | Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00 |
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written Sunday, December 14 2003 20:28
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it's about time i made a barely valid contribution to this topic :/ Instant Noodles :P - boil water in pot - put noodles in water - add the soup base and artificial flavouring - eat noodles off the kettle when ready - pour the 'soup' on a random pedestrian's head EDIT: i can't explain how i even managed 81% on 12U English -_- [ Sunday, December 14, 2003 20:35: Message edited by: Bimillenial Wise Man ] -------------------- Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands. -------------------- Clan Xeon - Warcraft III clan Polaris - Weather Balloons YAY Undead Theories - Don't Ask, Don't Tell Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00 |
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Cartographer
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written Sunday, December 14 2003 21:24
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quote:Mmm.. My breakfast! ^_^ [ Sunday, December 14, 2003 21:25: Message edited by: Dream ] -------------------- Ah! My Homepage - In Finnish and English Geneforge - The Maps My Elfwood Gallery - Stories I've written in english The WALL - Forums in Finnish Waiting for medication. I could really use some. Posts: 1308 | Registered: Sunday, September 8 2002 07:00 |
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This Side Towards Enemy
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written Monday, December 15 2003 08:30
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Out of interest, am I the only one who eats horseradish sandwiches? -------------------- Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned I'll tell you my story, man Though I wish I'd never been born I'm loose at the seams, I've broken my dreams And my hand it shakes the pen Come on, come on now baby, Let the good times roll again Posts: 961 | Registered: Thursday, June 12 2003 07:00 |
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Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!
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written Monday, December 15 2003 08:46
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I don't know, but I don't... Also out of curiosity, am I the only one here who makes ice cream? Or are the rest of you just witholding recipes? -------------------- And though the musicians would die, the music would live on in the imaginations of all who heard it. -The Last Pendragon TEH CONSPIRACY IZ ALL Les forum de la chance. In case of emergency, break glass. Posts: 3351 | Registered: Saturday, April 6 2002 08:00 |
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Law Bringer
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written Monday, December 15 2003 13:23
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I'm a fan of horseradish sandwiches myself. —Alorael, who also likes water. Fill a glass with one cup of water. Serves one. Best served cold. Posts: 14579 | Registered: Saturday, December 1 2001 08:00 |
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BANNED
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written Monday, December 15 2003 13:51
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quote:You're the first person who I've seen get "Scrambled Eggs" wrong. Congrats? (You need to add milk to generate "fluffyness", and you also need to SCRAMBLE THE EGGS) (And it should also be noted that the thought of eating Djur's recipe makes me want to vomit My recipe: -------------- "It's Sorta Like Mexican" Pizza Ingredients: - Enough vegetable oil to cover a pan - Grated cheese (preferably yellow, I've never tried white) - Tortilla Fry the tortilla in hot oil. When both sides are browned, cover the tortilla in cheese and microwave until the cheese melts. Simple but good. -------------------- We're all amazed but not amused By all the things that you said you'd do. You're much concerned but not involved by Decisions that are made by you But we are sick and tired of hearing your song, Telling us how you are going to change right from wrong, 'Cause if you really want to hear our views, You haven't done nothin'. Posts: 6936 | Registered: Tuesday, September 18 2001 07:00 |
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Agent
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written Monday, December 15 2003 15:05
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Hey! Thats why it wasnt working! Thanks TM. Anyways, a question was asked about horseradish... I basically love horseradish on everything, unless it would taste nasty. Put horseradish in soup, on sandwiches, on hard-boiled eggs (and yes, I know how to make them :P ), and etc. -------------------- 73|-| 1|\|\/1|\|<1|3|_3 |30063y|\/|4|\| AHEM: Chance Forums! -Reality Corp. Posts: 1307 | Registered: Tuesday, May 7 2002 07:00 |
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Babelicious
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written Monday, December 15 2003 17:34
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Only unAmerican pinko commies put milk in scrambled eggs. The way real men make their scrambled eggs or omelettes fluffy is by whipping, preferably with a whisk. And my recipe is awesome. Posts: 999 | Registered: Friday, June 27 2003 07:00 |
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BANNED
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written Monday, December 15 2003 18:31
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I am a murdertarian. Djur's recipe is intensely vomitrocious. -------------------- We're all amazed but not amused By all the things that you said you'd do. You're much concerned but not involved by Decisions that are made by you But we are sick and tired of hearing your song, Telling us how you are going to change right from wrong, 'Cause if you really want to hear our views, You haven't done nothin'. Posts: 6936 | Registered: Tuesday, September 18 2001 07:00 |
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Babelicious
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written Monday, December 15 2003 19:39
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t tm you are a sagitarian Posts: 999 | Registered: Friday, June 27 2003 07:00 |
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Bob's Big Date
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written Monday, December 15 2003 20:14
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t imban VOTE LAROUCHE -------------------- In a word, gay. --Bob the Impaler Posts: 2367 | Registered: Friday, June 27 2003 07:00 |
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...b10010b...
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written Monday, December 15 2003 20:19
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Um, I don't think Imban's posted on this topic... -------------------- I believe there are 15 747 724 136 275 002 577 105 653 961 181 555 468 044 717 914 527 116 709 366 231 425 076 185 631 031 296 protons in the universe, and the same number of electrons. -- Sir Arthur Eddington Posts: 9973 | Registered: Saturday, March 30 2002 08:00 |
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Bob's Big Date
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written Monday, December 15 2003 20:25
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I was encouraging him to. :( -------------------- In a word, gay. --Bob the Impaler Posts: 2367 | Registered: Friday, June 27 2003 07:00 |