THE IRON SALTIRE CHEF CHALLENGES YOU, PART ONE
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Bob's Big Date
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written Thursday, December 11 2003 21:07
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The Straw Boater To make this: 1 slice bread, preferably large 1 whole dill pickle, preferably oblong 1-4 slices thin lunchmeat 1 bottle/jar mustard 1 bottle/jar ranch dressing 1 container/block Parmesan cheese, dusted 1. Apply light coat of mustard to one side of bread slice. 2. Top the mustard with the lunchmeat (preferably a sort that goes well with pickles). 3. Apply small amount of ranch dressing and a light dusting of Parmesan cheese (optional). 4. Add whole pickle not cut in any way, preferably crossing the broad end of the bread. 5. Wrap the bread around the meat and pickle. Eat as you would a hot dog. Enjoy. [ Thursday, December 11, 2003 21:08: Message edited by: USA-se Xenerali-boariku CUSITURA ] -------------------- In a word, gay. --Bob the Impaler Posts: 2367 | Registered: Friday, June 27 2003 07:00 |
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Guardian
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written Thursday, December 11 2003 21:42
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Highly delectable. Although I'll save the lunchmeat for the ferrets. -------------------- "Let a man find himself, in distinction from others, on top of two wheels with a chain- at least in a poor country like Russia- and his vanity begins to swell out like his tires. In America it takes an automobile to produce this effect."- Leon Trotsky Posts: 1798 | Registered: Sunday, October 5 2003 07:00 |
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Infiltrator
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written Friday, December 12 2003 06:05
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I would like to present a change, just take the whole container/block of parmesan! :D :D (I have been to Italy a lot, you can't tell?) -------------------- MDNZZZ ZMMMBIS WBLOONZ 33111-CRUSADER-4849 Posts: 662 | Registered: Friday, September 13 2002 07:00 |
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Lifecrafter
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written Friday, December 12 2003 07:56
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I am beginning to wish that I was Sherlock Holmes as the cocaine/water solution sounds better all the time to disperse the aftereffects of reading your posts. But, for once you seemed to have posted something interesting. :) However, my sanity was tested once more by Stughalf's mention of ferrets again. :rolleyes: :P -------------------- Mrs. Peacock: "Everything all right?" Colonel Mustard: "Yep. Two Corpses. Everything's fine." "Keep your wits about you, the game is afoot!!" - Sherlock Holmes Posts: 935 | Registered: Friday, August 8 2003 07:00 |
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Guardian
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written Friday, December 12 2003 10:18
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If you had volunteered for three years at a place filled with greater than a hundred ferrets, you might have ferrets on the brain as well, MSW.  -------------------- "Let a man find himself, in distinction from others, on top of two wheels with a chain- at least in a poor country like Russia- and his vanity begins to swell out like his tires. In America it takes an automobile to produce this effect."- Leon Trotsky Posts: 1798 | Registered: Sunday, October 5 2003 07:00 |
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Infiltrator
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written Friday, December 12 2003 11:04
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The truth, the truth, the truth has come! -------------------- MDNZZZ ZMMMBIS WBLOONZ 33111-CRUSADER-4849 Posts: 662 | Registered: Friday, September 13 2002 07:00 |
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Lifecrafter
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written Friday, December 12 2003 17:16
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Having no cocaine or the such around the house, Sherlock opens his container or lithium pills and takes a great number of them. Then goes to work on the Risperdal and Saraquil. Within an hour, he has drifted off into unconsciousness and away from reality for a while, hoping to keep intact what sanity he has left. :D :P -------------------- Mrs. Peacock: "Everything all right?" Colonel Mustard: "Yep. Two Corpses. Everything's fine." "Keep your wits about you, the game is afoot!!" - Sherlock Holmes Posts: 935 | Registered: Friday, August 8 2003 07:00 |
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Triad Mage
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written Friday, December 12 2003 17:33
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The Dire Trail Mix of Onus Ingredients: 1 Box Golden Raisins 1 Jar Shelled, Salted Peanuts 1 Bag Plain M&Ms 1 Bag Dried Apricots 1 Small Bag Pretzel Sticks 1 Bowl Mix ingredients in bowl. Serve at room temperature. Enjoy! -------------------- "At times discretion should be thrown aside, and with the foolish we should play the fool." - Menander ==== Drakefyre's Demesne - Vahnatai Did Do It desperance.net - We're Everywhere The Arena - God Will Sort The Dead ==== You can take my Mac when you pry my cold, dead fingers off the mouse! Posts: 9436 | Registered: Wednesday, September 19 2001 07:00 |
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Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!
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written Friday, December 12 2003 19:00
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Ice Cream Ingredients: Ice cream Scoop into a bowl. Eat. Enjoy, and forget about fat until later! Which reminds me... all I have is some raspberry ice cream I made over the summer... anyone have a good coconut ice cream recipe? -------------------- And though the musicians would die, the music would live on in the imaginations of all who heard it. -The Last Pendragon TEH CONSPIRACY IZ ALL Les forum de la chance. In case of emergency, break glass. Posts: 3351 | Registered: Saturday, April 6 2002 08:00 |
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Agent
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written Friday, December 12 2003 20:12
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This secret has been passed through my family for generations: 1. Pour your favorite beverage in an ice cube tray. 2. Stretch plastic wrap over it. 3. Stick a toothpick in each hole. 4. Leave in freezer. 5. The next day you will have popsicles. Whoopdidoo. -------------------- "Wow, fish." Hahahaha, I crack myself up. Posts: 1233 | Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00 |
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Master
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written Friday, December 12 2003 20:17
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but how can you hold that with ONE toothpick? -------------------- Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands. -------------------- Clan Xeon - Warcraft III clan Polaris - Weather Balloons YAY Undead Theories - Don't Ask, Don't Tell Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00 |
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Agent
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written Friday, December 12 2003 20:20
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quote:It took me hours to complete my family's complicated directions. I would appreciate if you read them more carefully. :P -------------------- "Wow, fish." Hahahaha, I crack myself up. Posts: 1233 | Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00 |
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Master
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written Friday, December 12 2003 21:00
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i know THAT, but how do you hold a big ice cube with a toothpick? like i know that you stick the toothpick through EACH hole, but wouldn't the toothpick snap when you try to hold the popsicle upright? [ Friday, December 12, 2003 21:01: Message edited by: Bimillenial Wise Man ] -------------------- Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands. -------------------- Clan Xeon - Warcraft III clan Polaris - Weather Balloons YAY Undead Theories - Don't Ask, Don't Tell Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00 |
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Agent
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written Friday, December 12 2003 21:15
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Thats why its only an ice cube, from an ice cube tray. :P -------------------- 73|-| 1|\|\/1|\|<1|3|_3 |30063y|\/|4|\| AHEM: Chance Forums! -Reality Corp. Posts: 1307 | Registered: Tuesday, May 7 2002 07:00 |
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Infiltrator
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written Saturday, December 13 2003 06:08
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Yah Wiseman, you know, the one thats no bigger than a dice. Not the whole freezer. -------------------- MDNZZZ ZMMMBIS WBLOONZ 33111-CRUSADER-4849 Posts: 662 | Registered: Friday, September 13 2002 07:00 |
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Master
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written Saturday, December 13 2003 06:29
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then there wouldn't be much to eat :P and STD, nobody said you could speak like that to me. -------------------- Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands. -------------------- Clan Xeon - Warcraft III clan Polaris - Weather Balloons YAY Undead Theories - Don't Ask, Don't Tell Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00 |
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Infiltrator
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written Saturday, December 13 2003 06:43
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Ur... Huh? Waddaya mean? -------------------- MDNZZZ ZMMMBIS WBLOONZ 33111-CRUSADER-4849 Posts: 662 | Registered: Friday, September 13 2002 07:00 |
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Shaper
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written Saturday, December 13 2003 07:58
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He means: you are not in a position to start flaming an old and (relatively) respected member. I think that may be a slight overreaction, but never mind there. -E- -------------------- Let them eat cake! Polaris Boards: The System is Up. Perennially. Posts: 2314 | Registered: Tuesday, January 15 2002 08:00 |
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Agent
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written Saturday, December 13 2003 08:35
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STD, how many times have you actually started a flame war or have been involved in one? -------------------- 73|-| 1|\|\/1|\|<1|3|_3 |30063y|\/|4|\| AHEM: Chance Forums! -Reality Corp. Posts: 1307 | Registered: Tuesday, May 7 2002 07:00 |
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Triad Mage
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written Saturday, December 13 2003 08:36
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VWM is overreacting terribly. Pay no attention to him. -------------------- "At times discretion should be thrown aside, and with the foolish we should play the fool." - Menander ==== Drakefyre's Demesne - Vahnatai Did Do It desperance.net - We're Everywhere The Arena - God Will Sort The Dead ==== You can take my Mac when you pry my cold, dead fingers off the mouse! Posts: 9436 | Registered: Wednesday, September 19 2001 07:00 |
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Shaper
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written Saturday, December 13 2003 08:40
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What gives Wiseman, or any of the older members, the right to say what he did? There is nothing that makes us any better than the newer members. -------------------- Lt. Sullust Cogito Ergo Sum Polaris Posts: 2462 | Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00 |
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This Side Towards Enemy
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written Saturday, December 13 2003 10:02
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Unspeakable arrogance. Sadly, he's not alone. When I remember one long-standing member out of their teens who doesn't have that character trait, I'll be sure to tell you. -------------------- Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned I'll tell you my story, man Though I wish I'd never been born I'm loose at the seams, I've broken my dreams And my hand it shakes the pen Come on, come on now baby, Let the good times roll again Posts: 961 | Registered: Thursday, June 12 2003 07:00 |
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Babelicious
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written Saturday, December 13 2003 10:39
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Unsure that's what VWM meant. Posts: 999 | Registered: Friday, June 27 2003 07:00 |
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Senile Reptile
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written Saturday, December 13 2003 11:10
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Back on topic... Sugar for a week ----------- 2 Scoops chocolate chip ice cream with caramel 1 Cup Vanilla Coke A few drops of lemon juice (prefferably squeezed from a lemon) Pour soda into ice cream. Add lemon juice. Eat, enjoy. Scour teeth with toothpaste and sandpaper, call hospital preemptively if past the age when total sugar intake has no limit. -------------------- Polaris Posts: 1614 | Registered: Wednesday, January 23 2002 08:00 |
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Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!
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written Saturday, December 13 2003 12:41
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Acid Ingredients: Acid Pour into mouth. Die horribly. Oh, also: Kids, don't try this at home. Or anywhere, or anyone, for that matter. Wise Man, kindly shut up, please. Provoking newbies really isn't all that cool. And there was nothing wrong with Sauron's post, other than grammatical and spelling errors. EDIT: Vanilla Coke rules. [ Saturday, December 13, 2003 12:42: Message edited by: Sir David ] -------------------- And though the musicians would die, the music would live on in the imaginations of all who heard it. -The Last Pendragon TEH CONSPIRACY IZ ALL Les forum de la chance. In case of emergency, break glass. Posts: 3351 | Registered: Saturday, April 6 2002 08:00 |