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Warrior
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written Thursday, December 18 2003 03:29
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What is your favourite pass-time? Please tell me I am curious about it that is all so don't feel pressured to anwser Poll Information This poll contains 1 question(s). 24 user(s) have voted. function launch_voter () { launch_window("http://www.ironycentral.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=poll;d=vote;pollid=ymciDxJiLjWS"); return true; } // end launch_voter function launch_viewer () { launch_window("http://www.ironycentral.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=poll;d=view;pollid=ymciDxJiLjWS"); return true; } // end launch_viewer function launch_window (url) { preview = window.open( url, "preview", "width=550,height=300,toolbar=no,location=no,directories=no,status,menubar=no,scrollbars,resizable,copyhistory=no" ); window.preview.focus(); return preview; } // end launch_window   Posts: 61 | Registered: Sunday, September 14 2003 07:00 |
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Guardian
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written Thursday, December 18 2003 07:32
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Spamming and flaming on SW. Other than that, I enjoy hanging out with friends, breeding attack ferrets, watching movies, and playing computer games. [ Thursday, December 18, 2003 07:32: Message edited by: Stughalf ] -------------------- "Let a man find himself, in distinction from others, on top of two wheels with a chain- at least in a poor country like Russia- and his vanity begins to swell out like his tires. In America it takes an automobile to produce this effect."- Leon Trotsky Posts: 1798 | Registered: Sunday, October 5 2003 07:00 |
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Lifecrafter
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written Thursday, December 18 2003 08:42
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You don't have an option for abusing self, so I shall not answer. -------------------- - The Great Mister Posts: 972 | Registered: Tuesday, October 28 2003 08:00 |
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Shock Trooper
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written Thursday, December 18 2003 10:17
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Your abysmal spelling of "pastime" almost forced me to keep away. No such luck. -------------------- ~ørangutan I want high-bit characters in my displayed name!!! :( :( :( (Or at least an exclamtion point!) Eat pie! BADGER! Posts: 316 | Registered: Saturday, May 25 2002 07:00 |
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One Thousand Slimy Things
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written Thursday, December 18 2003 11:30
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Breeding attack ferrets? By hand, manually or just the old fashioned way? -------------------- KhothMk2: You don't get 72 virgin camels though Posts: 995 | Registered: Thursday, October 4 2001 07:00 |
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Agent
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written Thursday, December 18 2003 12:23
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And the funny thing is, my favourites are eating, reading, sleeping, smoking and drinking, doing no exercise, yet I weigh 6.5 stone! I love life :) Happy Christmas -------------------- I say never be complete. I say stop being perfect. I say let's evolve. Let the chips fall where they may. Posts: 1277 | Registered: Sunday, December 9 2001 08:00 |
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Guardian
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written Thursday, December 18 2003 12:29
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When you're dealing with domesticated ferrets, the "old fashioned way" works just fine. I use artificial selection to pinpoint which traits are favorable for the offspring, and then select the appropriate couple to mate. If the female is currently in heat, I go ahead and place the two of them in a small cage, then sit back and watch the fun! The mating process in ferrets is really rather vicious and violent. If you wish me to describe it to you in its entirety, I will. -------------------- "Let a man find himself, in distinction from others, on top of two wheels with a chain- at least in a poor country like Russia- and his vanity begins to swell out like his tires. In America it takes an automobile to produce this effect."- Leon Trotsky Posts: 1798 | Registered: Sunday, October 5 2003 07:00 |
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BANNED
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written Thursday, December 18 2003 12:34
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...you've piqued my curiosity. Please, explain away, Stughalf. -------------------- We're all amazed but not amused By all the things that you said you'd do. You're much concerned but not involved by Decisions that are made by you But we are sick and tired of hearing your song, Telling us how you are going to change right from wrong, 'Cause if you really want to hear our views, You haven't done nothin'. Posts: 6936 | Registered: Tuesday, September 18 2001 07:00 |
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Law Bringer
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written Thursday, December 18 2003 12:35
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I like drinking skribbane and sniping pedestrians almost as much as I love causing hair loss by telling everyone about it. —Alorael, who adores hearing about the ferret mating process. Do tell! Posts: 14579 | Registered: Saturday, December 1 2001 08:00 |
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Guardian
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written Thursday, December 18 2003 13:13
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Well, ferret mating begins, of course, with the mounting of the female by the male. The penis of the ferret male is quite different from that of the human male, as it is stiffened by an os penis, or penis bone. As ferret copulation can be quite a long process (often over an hour), this adaptation is very helpful. A small barb emerges from the penis when erect, the function of which I will explain in a bit. Once penetration has occurred, the male ferret will violently thrust into the female, causing a good deal of pain. The mating is necessarily violent though, as ovulation in the female ferret is induced only through such vigorous copulation. In order to keep the frantic female under control, the male will often slam her into the walls of the cage or bite down and hold on to the skin on her neck or ears, occasionally inflicting serious wounds. While the female might wish to escape the exceedingly painful ordeal, that nifty barb on the end of the male's penis prevents her from doing so. As soon as penetration is acheived, the barb locks into the innards of the female. Ferret breeders must take care never to attempt to separate a couple in the process of mating. Doing so may result in the death of the female, as the penis barb will tear through her flesh, resulting in general carnage. Mating will continue until the male ejaculates, after which point the penis will cease to be erect. The barb will retract into the penis, allowing the pair to be separated safely. The end. -------------------- "Let a man find himself, in distinction from others, on top of two wheels with a chain- at least in a poor country like Russia- and his vanity begins to swell out like his tires. In America it takes an automobile to produce this effect."- Leon Trotsky Posts: 1798 | Registered: Sunday, October 5 2003 07:00 |
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Apprentice
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written Thursday, December 18 2003 13:47
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Sucks to be a ferret -------------------- I pledge a grievance to the flag of the plighted stakes of America, and to the republics upon which it stands, one nation, playing God, blind and visible, with the illusion of liberty and justice for all Posts: 35 | Registered: Monday, November 3 2003 08:00 |
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Law Bringer
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written Thursday, December 18 2003 13:56
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Especially a female one. :P -------------------- "And all should cry, Beware, Beware! His Flashing eyes, his Floating hair!" S. T. Coleridge --- "It is as if everyone had lost their sense Consigned themselves to downfall and decadence And a wisp it is they have chosen as their beacon." Reinhard Mey. --- Quote of the Week: "I have a high opinion of myself, which makes up for my total lack of intelligence." Anon. Posts: 8752 | Registered: Wednesday, May 14 2003 07:00 |
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Agent
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written Thursday, December 18 2003 15:03
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Whoah... ... ...!!! ??? ??? ??? Back to the subject, uh...I like to sleep...yes, sleeping is good for you... -------------------- 73|-| 1|\|\/1|\|<1|3|_3 |30063y|\/|4|\| AHEM: Chance Forums! -Reality Corp. Posts: 1307 | Registered: Tuesday, May 7 2002 07:00 |
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Shock Trooper
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written Thursday, December 18 2003 16:35
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Eat, Sleep, Skate.  -------------------- "It's cool to be a robot." Scud "Half human, half robot, all Sicilian." Tony Tastey "|||| ||| |||| ||| ||| |||||?!? Drywall "I'm calm.....GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME." Don Vito Posts: 383 | Registered: Friday, June 6 2003 07:00 |
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Warrior
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written Thursday, December 18 2003 18:24
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I'd have to say hockey, both playing and watching on TV (go Avs!) Also many hours on the mac with the latest and greatest from our favorate software company, Ambrosia! What? Wrong board, dangit! Thats SW, of course... -------------------- No monkeyin' around at Chance :p And that, my Leige, is how we know the Earth to be banana-shaped. -Sir Bedevere It is better to be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt! Posts: 154 | Registered: Tuesday, July 8 2003 07:00 |
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Babelicious
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written Thursday, December 18 2003 19:33
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Today I got to throw a Mac out the window. It made me warm inside. And my favorite pastime is statutory rape. Posts: 999 | Registered: Friday, June 27 2003 07:00 |
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Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!
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written Thursday, December 18 2003 20:25
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I'm sure it is. Mine is reading. You forgot the "other" option. -------------------- And though the musicians would die, the music would live on in the imaginations of all who heard it. -The Last Pendragon TEH CONSPIRACY IZ ALL Les forum de la chance. In case of emergency, break glass. Posts: 3351 | Registered: Saturday, April 6 2002 08:00 |
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Lifecrafter
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written Friday, December 19 2003 04:05
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I always had this feeling that when talking about favourit pastimes, there was no avoidance of ferret sex and statutory rapes. I'm more of an intellectual person myself. I only read about ferret sex and statutory rapes. Certainly more educative but maybe not as fun. As if I would like to know. Hah. Posts: 756 | Registered: Monday, August 4 2003 07:00 |
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Guardian
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written Friday, December 19 2003 07:57
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Pretty much everyone I know who has engaged in statutory rape before has told me that it is great fun. And I know for a fact that observing the process of ferret copulation is one of the best ways to spend an hour of time that I know of. -------------------- "Let a man find himself, in distinction from others, on top of two wheels with a chain- at least in a poor country like Russia- and his vanity begins to swell out like his tires. In America it takes an automobile to produce this effect."- Leon Trotsky Posts: 1798 | Registered: Sunday, October 5 2003 07:00 |
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Warrior
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written Friday, December 19 2003 10:04
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You're all a bunch of sicko's! Why not do something hmm... let me think... LEGAL! -------------------- No monkeyin' around at Chance :p And that, my Leige, is how we know the Earth to be banana-shaped. -Sir Bedevere It is better to be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt! Posts: 154 | Registered: Tuesday, July 8 2003 07:00 |
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Guardian
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written Friday, December 19 2003 10:06
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Merely observing animals engaging in the dirty deed is perfectly legal. And rules are made to be broken. -------------------- "Let a man find himself, in distinction from others, on top of two wheels with a chain- at least in a poor country like Russia- and his vanity begins to swell out like his tires. In America it takes an automobile to produce this effect."- Leon Trotsky Posts: 1798 | Registered: Sunday, October 5 2003 07:00 |
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Warrior
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written Friday, December 19 2003 11:22
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Be that as it may, the part about statutory rape, just stay away from me. -------------------- No monkeyin' around at Chance :p And that, my Leige, is how we know the Earth to be banana-shaped. -Sir Bedevere It is better to be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt! Posts: 154 | Registered: Tuesday, July 8 2003 07:00 |
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...b10010b...
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written Friday, December 19 2003 11:27
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Is an 18-year-old having sex with a 17-year-old (which is statutory rape) really objectively worse than, say, a 30-year-old having sex with an 18-year-old (which is perfectly legal?) -------------------- I believe there are 15 747 724 136 275 002 577 105 653 961 181 555 468 044 717 914 527 116 709 366 231 425 076 185 631 031 296 protons in the universe, and the same number of electrons. -- Sir Arthur Eddington Posts: 9973 | Registered: Saturday, March 30 2002 08:00 |
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Lifecrafter
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written Friday, December 19 2003 11:32
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In case you ARE going to answer with something along the lines of "yes", don't. You know it's not true, and lying ain't nice. -------------------- - The Great Mister Posts: 972 | Registered: Tuesday, October 28 2003 08:00 |
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...b10010b...
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written Friday, December 19 2003 11:34
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You're not helping, TGM. -------------------- I believe there are 15 747 724 136 275 002 577 105 653 961 181 555 468 044 717 914 527 116 709 366 231 425 076 185 631 031 296 protons in the universe, and the same number of electrons. -- Sir Arthur Eddington Posts: 9973 | Registered: Saturday, March 30 2002 08:00 |
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