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Do you smoke? in General
Guardian
Member # 3521
Profile #74
Tut, tut. It appears that you have chosen Option 2.

AND THUS YOU SHALL FALL PREY TO FERRETS

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"Let a man find himself, in distinction from others, on top of two wheels with a chain- at least in a poor country like Russia- and his vanity begins to swell out like his tires. In America it takes an automobile to produce this effect."- Leon Trotsky
Posts: 1798 | Registered: Sunday, October 5 2003 07:00
Do you smoke? in General
Guardian
Member # 3521
Profile #70
We cannot and will not stop, Bates. If it makes you feel any better, you brought ALL of this upon yourself. Under no circumstances will we be held accountable for your transgressions on this board, so you have a grand total of three options available to you.

1. Stop spamming, accept your nickname (which is hardly bad), and at least make some effort to become useful and productive around here.

2. Keep on doing what you're doing, and eventually get canned or banned.

3. Leave.

[ Sunday, December 07, 2003 02:32: Message edited by: Stughalf ]

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"Let a man find himself, in distinction from others, on top of two wheels with a chain- at least in a poor country like Russia- and his vanity begins to swell out like his tires. In America it takes an automobile to produce this effect."- Leon Trotsky
Posts: 1798 | Registered: Sunday, October 5 2003 07:00
2979 in General
Guardian
Member # 3521
Profile #18
It's not the number that's important, it's the person.

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Stughalf

"Let a man find himself, in distinction from others, on top of two wheels with a chain - at least in a poor country like Russia - and his vanity begins to swell out like his tires. In America it takes an automobile to produce this effect." - Leon Trotsky
Posts: 1798 | Registered: Sunday, October 5 2003 07:00
On the Reading of Books in General
Guardian
Member # 3521
Profile #67
I used to read more often, before I found something far more pleasurable to do with my hands than turning pages.

And MSW, you have a fellow peruser of erotic stories right here. Although I could care less about believablity. And I keep to the heterosexual ones.

Back when I was capable of concentration for more than two minutes, I used to read 400-page books in a single sitting, taking around 5-6 hours to do so. Nowadays, I prefer to read around 50-100 pages in a sitting, depending on how thrilling the material is. I prefer to read with plenty of light, sitting on a carpeted floor, with a satisfied but not overfull stomach. Ideal temperature 65-75 degrees Farenheit, average humidity. Background noise present but unobtrusive.

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"Let a man find himself, in distinction from others, on top of two wheels with a chain- at least in a poor country like Russia- and his vanity begins to swell out like his tires. In America it takes an automobile to produce this effect."- Leon Trotsky
Posts: 1798 | Registered: Sunday, October 5 2003 07:00
If you could... in General
Guardian
Member # 3521
Profile #9
Government of, by, and for the ferrets.

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"Let a man find himself, in distinction from others, on top of two wheels with a chain- at least in a poor country like Russia- and his vanity begins to swell out like his tires. In America it takes an automobile to produce this effect."- Leon Trotsky
Posts: 1798 | Registered: Sunday, October 5 2003 07:00
What is it with Desp? in General
Guardian
Member # 3521
Profile #7
Ack. It's still down. Is the upgrading process almost complete? My palms are sweating.

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"Let a man find himself, in distinction from others, on top of two wheels with a chain- at least in a poor country like Russia- and his vanity begins to swell out like his tires. In America it takes an automobile to produce this effect."- Leon Trotsky
Posts: 1798 | Registered: Sunday, October 5 2003 07:00
What music (if any) are you listening to... in General
Guardian
Member # 3521
Profile #303
I approve, TGM.

And I'm listening to "Female of the Species" by Space, one of the best bands that no one I have ever met has heard of.

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Stughalf

"Let a man find himself, in distinction from others, on top of two wheels with a chain - at least in a poor country like Russia - and his vanity begins to swell out like his tires. In America it takes an automobile to produce this effect." - Leon Trotsky
Posts: 1798 | Registered: Sunday, October 5 2003 07:00
2979 in General
Guardian
Member # 3521
Profile #8
I'm sorry, we already told you it was impossible. Accept it, move on, and stop soiling this topic with your presence.

[ Saturday, December 06, 2003 13:23: Message edited by: Stughalf ]

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Stughalf

"Let a man find himself, in distinction from others, on top of two wheels with a chain - at least in a poor country like Russia - and his vanity begins to swell out like his tires. In America it takes an automobile to produce this effect." - Leon Trotsky
Posts: 1798 | Registered: Sunday, October 5 2003 07:00
The Revenge Of The Melon Sex Topic in General
Guardian
Member # 3521
Profile #14
For the occasion, I will have an attack ferret with a little bow around its furry head, just for you, James!

[ Saturday, December 06, 2003 13:16: Message edited by: Stughalf ]

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"Let a man find himself, in distinction from others, on top of two wheels with a chain- at least in a poor country like Russia- and his vanity begins to swell out like his tires. In America it takes an automobile to produce this effect."- Leon Trotsky
Posts: 1798 | Registered: Sunday, October 5 2003 07:00
2979 in General
Guardian
Member # 3521
Profile #4
I pay homage to you, Alec.

And I most wholeheartedly agree with TGM's statement.

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Stughalf

"Let a man find himself, in distinction from others, on top of two wheels with a chain - at least in a poor country like Russia - and his vanity begins to swell out like his tires. In America it takes an automobile to produce this effect." - Leon Trotsky
Posts: 1798 | Registered: Sunday, October 5 2003 07:00
Almost Offensive Topic in General
Guardian
Member # 3521
Profile #63
MY HEART IS JUST MELTING FOR YOU, BATES.

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"Let a man find himself, in distinction from others, on top of two wheels with a chain- at least in a poor country like Russia- and his vanity begins to swell out like his tires. In America it takes an automobile to produce this effect."- Leon Trotsky
Posts: 1798 | Registered: Sunday, October 5 2003 07:00
What music (if any) are you listening to... in General
Guardian
Member # 3521
Profile #298
I'm listening to the delightful sound of Bates screaming and crying his stupid head off.

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Stughalf

"Let a man find himself, in distinction from others, on top of two wheels with a chain - at least in a poor country like Russia - and his vanity begins to swell out like his tires. In America it takes an automobile to produce this effect." - Leon Trotsky
Posts: 1798 | Registered: Sunday, October 5 2003 07:00
Almost Offensive Topic in General
Guardian
Member # 3521
Profile #58
Now, Bates, how many times must we tell you that it is too late?

And respect is something that must be earned, not simply given out freely.

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"Let a man find himself, in distinction from others, on top of two wheels with a chain- at least in a poor country like Russia- and his vanity begins to swell out like his tires. In America it takes an automobile to produce this effect."- Leon Trotsky
Posts: 1798 | Registered: Sunday, October 5 2003 07:00
Almost Offensive Topic in General
Guardian
Member # 3521
Profile #51
* ferrets nod in agreement *

Bates it will be, then.

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"Let a man find himself, in distinction from others, on top of two wheels with a chain- at least in a poor country like Russia- and his vanity begins to swell out like his tires. In America it takes an automobile to produce this effect."- Leon Trotsky
Posts: 1798 | Registered: Sunday, October 5 2003 07:00
Almost Offensive Topic in General
Guardian
Member # 3521
Profile #48
Tough, Master Bates. The ferrets would have been quite willing to call you "Sauron" for the rest of your existence, but you just had to draw their special attention. You can't just expect people to call you by a different nickname whenever you feel like changing your own name. Nicknames stick, and I'm afraid that this one will be no exception, Master Bates.

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"Let a man find himself, in distinction from others, on top of two wheels with a chain- at least in a poor country like Russia- and his vanity begins to swell out like his tires. In America it takes an automobile to produce this effect."- Leon Trotsky
Posts: 1798 | Registered: Sunday, October 5 2003 07:00
Almost Offensive Topic in General
Guardian
Member # 3521
Profile #39
I AM SORRY, MASTER BATES. THE FERRET COMPUTER CANNOT HANDLE YOUR REQUEST (HUGHAGHUGHAHGUGH).

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"Let a man find himself, in distinction from others, on top of two wheels with a chain- at least in a poor country like Russia- and his vanity begins to swell out like his tires. In America it takes an automobile to produce this effect."- Leon Trotsky
Posts: 1798 | Registered: Sunday, October 5 2003 07:00
Almost Offensive Topic in General
Guardian
Member # 3521
Profile #36
The ferrets are shaking their heads, Master Bates.

EDIT: Well, you requested that I begin calling you by your new name, or at least part of it. So, I have created a name for you to be called by which contains part of your new name. I simply do not comprehend your unwillingness to accept it.

[ Saturday, December 06, 2003 12:22: Message edited by: Stughalf ]

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"Let a man find himself, in distinction from others, on top of two wheels with a chain- at least in a poor country like Russia- and his vanity begins to swell out like his tires. In America it takes an automobile to produce this effect."- Leon Trotsky
Posts: 1798 | Registered: Sunday, October 5 2003 07:00
Almost Offensive Topic in General
Guardian
Member # 3521
Profile #34
Well, pal, if you so wish to be called by a name containing part of your current name, I will, from now on, call you........

MASTER BATES

Also, if you plan to exist on Spidweb for some time (as I, of course, hope you do) it may be a good idea to call people here by their proper names. Kanniff is TGM, and Saggery is Djur.

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"Let a man find himself, in distinction from others, on top of two wheels with a chain- at least in a poor country like Russia- and his vanity begins to swell out like his tires. In America it takes an automobile to produce this effect."- Leon Trotsky
Posts: 1798 | Registered: Sunday, October 5 2003 07:00
Almost Offensive Topic in General
Guardian
Member # 3521
Profile #30
It's not blasphemy, Sauron, it's an opinion. You don't have to agree with it, but it's his right to hold whatever opinions he wishes to hold, and you can do nothing about it.

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"Let a man find himself, in distinction from others, on top of two wheels with a chain- at least in a poor country like Russia- and his vanity begins to swell out like his tires. In America it takes an automobile to produce this effect."- Leon Trotsky
Posts: 1798 | Registered: Sunday, October 5 2003 07:00
Merry Christmas in General
Guardian
Member # 3521
Profile #30
YOUR GULLIBILITY IS MARVELOUS

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"Let a man find himself, in distinction from others, on top of two wheels with a chain- at least in a poor country like Russia- and his vanity begins to swell out like his tires. In America it takes an automobile to produce this effect."- Leon Trotsky
Posts: 1798 | Registered: Sunday, October 5 2003 07:00
Your favourite "race" in General
Guardian
Member # 3521
Profile #1
EXILE NEEDS FERRETS

Also, I don't see any poll options for Geneforge creatures here. What was the point of including "Geneforge" in your question at all?

[ Saturday, December 06, 2003 01:28: Message edited by: Stughalf ]

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"Let a man find himself, in distinction from others, on top of two wheels with a chain- at least in a poor country like Russia- and his vanity begins to swell out like his tires. In America it takes an automobile to produce this effect."- Leon Trotsky
Posts: 1798 | Registered: Sunday, October 5 2003 07:00
What music (if any) are you listening to... in General
Guardian
Member # 3521
Profile #291
The Beatles aren't that modern, SD, but I agree that they're quite modern when compared with Mozart...

And I'm listening to "Black Hole Sun" by Soundgarden.

[ Friday, December 05, 2003 21:25: Message edited by: Stughalf ]

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Stughalf

"Let a man find himself, in distinction from others, on top of two wheels with a chain - at least in a poor country like Russia - and his vanity begins to swell out like his tires. In America it takes an automobile to produce this effect." - Leon Trotsky
Posts: 1798 | Registered: Sunday, October 5 2003 07:00
Y2K Compliant! in General
Guardian
Member # 3521
Profile #4
I'll contribute a little attack ferret to the pile. I'll make sure to pick one that has been bred for a bit more docility than its fellows. Of course, I could always make a mistake... IMAGE(Spiderweb Software Boards Y2K Compliant!_files/wink.gif) .

[ Friday, December 05, 2003 21:16: Message edited by: Stughalf ]

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"Let a man find himself, in distinction from others, on top of two wheels with a chain- at least in a poor country like Russia- and his vanity begins to swell out like his tires. In America it takes an automobile to produce this effect."- Leon Trotsky
Posts: 1798 | Registered: Sunday, October 5 2003 07:00
Almost Offensive Topic in General
Guardian
Member # 3521
Profile #8
The ferrets are grinning, and they're grinning at you.

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"Let a man find himself, in distinction from others, on top of two wheels with a chain- at least in a poor country like Russia- and his vanity begins to swell out like his tires. In America it takes an automobile to produce this effect."- Leon Trotsky
Posts: 1798 | Registered: Sunday, October 5 2003 07:00
Almost Offensive Topic in General
Guardian
Member # 3521
Profile #2
Your conclusion is hardly anything new, LF. Haven't you ever seen "Church Lady" with Dana Carvey?

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"Let a man find himself, in distinction from others, on top of two wheels with a chain- at least in a poor country like Russia- and his vanity begins to swell out like his tires. In America it takes an automobile to produce this effect."- Leon Trotsky
Posts: 1798 | Registered: Sunday, October 5 2003 07:00

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