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*YAY, I made a new page!*

And again, Santa was good when he was alive, but got his name twisted after he died.

[ Saturday, December 06, 2003 08:10: Message edited by: Reality Corp. ]

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I think a big fat elf who travels the world in a single night and hands out billions of presents is much more interesting and believable than some dude that got killed and came back to life and ascended to heaven. Thank God they got Jesus out of the whole thing.
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Oy, thats blasphemical BS, you stop it! Or God are gonna send his wrath on thou!!! Ok, now i am talking against the christian principles, but we christians still get pretty peshed uf!

EDIT: "Thank God they got Jesus out of the whole thing", Thank God, rather not?

[ Saturday, December 06, 2003 11:28: Message edited by: Master Chief ]

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The Christian church is the greatest fraud ever perpetrated. It's a self-perpetuating con game extracting loyalty, money, and servitude from its millions of unwitting victims.
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Some mod please post something about the fact that we are dealing with blasphemy.

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It's not blasphemy, Sauron, it's an opinion. You don't have to agree with it, but it's his right to hold whatever opinions he wishes to hold, and you can do nothing about it.

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True. Though you're Norwegian, all we still can present our opinions on religion.

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Law Bringer
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I'd have thought the real devout Fundies would have been deterred from the spidweb boards by the blasphemy in the games. There's MAGIC in there!! IMAGE(Spiderweb Software Boards Almost Offensive Topic2_files/eek.gif) Burn the witches, burn them!!11

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Sorry. I get like that once in a while. If I don't do it too often I won't get canned for it I guess.

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Stughalf, it would be cool if you used my new name (Or part of it at least). I just think that Saggery presented it in a kinda... extreme, way.

And what the hell are you talking about Ken Kannif, yes i am Norwegian so frickin what???

EDIT: Aranacytar or whatever, i aint that extreme!

[ Saturday, December 06, 2003 12:07: Message edited by: Master Chief ]

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Well, pal, if you so wish to be called by a name containing part of your current name, I will, from now on, call you........

MASTER BATES

Also, if you plan to exist on Spidweb for some time (as I, of course, hope you do) it may be a good idea to call people here by their proper names. Kanniff is TGM, and Saggery is Djur.

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Riiiight... CALL... ME.... "Master Chief"!!!

And sorry that i have never got a chance to use TGM or Djur in a post before now, I try to remember it.

EDIT: And "Bates" is NOT part of my name

[ Saturday, December 06, 2003 12:17: Message edited by: Master Chief ]

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The ferrets are shaking their heads, Master Bates.

EDIT: Well, you requested that I begin calling you by your new name, or at least part of it. So, I have created a name for you to be called by which contains part of your new name. I simply do not comprehend your unwillingness to accept it.

[ Saturday, December 06, 2003 12:22: Message edited by: Stughalf ]

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Look, Bates is NOT part of my name! DO NOT CALL ME MASTER BATES!!! CALL ME MASTER CHIEF!!!
Or if you are taking everything too litteral, that means that you will call me Master Chief!

EDIT: And the "Part of name" thing was meant as a "Last resort"!

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Take a deep breath, Bates, and calm down.

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I AM SORRY, MASTER BATES. THE FERRET COMPUTER CANNOT HANDLE YOUR REQUEST (HUGHAGHUGHAHGUGH).

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Christmas was a farce to begin with, a twin manifestation of the incorrect deification of Jesus Christ and the Catholic tradition of replacing pagan holidays with their own.

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SHUT THE F**K UP ABOUT THE BATES THING!!! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT "BATES" THING ANNYWAY??? And TGM, when you call me ONLY "Bates", you are waaaay over the line!

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RELEASE THE ARMADILLOS OF DOOM

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Who was born in a house full of pain
Who was trained not to spit in the fan
Who was told what to do by the man
Who was broken by trained personnel
Who was fitted with collar and chain
Who was given a pat on the back
Who was breaking away from the pack
Who was only a stranger at home
Who was ground down in the end
Who was found dead on the phone
Who was dragged down by the stone
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quote:
Originally written by Master Chief:

SHUT THE F**K UP ABOUT THE BATES THING!!! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT "BATES" THING ANNYWAY??? And TGM, when you call me ONLY "Bates", you are waaaay over the line!
They're called nicknames, sagot.

Also, God is a lie!!! !!! !!!

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YES I KNOOOOOW ITS A NICKNAME!!! I STILL DONT LIKE IT!!!

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Merde dure, mec.

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WHAT WHAT WHAAAAAT???

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Tough, Master Bates. The ferrets would have been quite willing to call you "Sauron" for the rest of your existence, but you just had to draw their special attention. You can't just expect people to call you by a different nickname whenever you feel like changing your own name. Nicknames stick, and I'm afraid that this one will be no exception, Master Bates.

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To be honest, I think just simple Bates is a lot better than Master Bates as a nickname.. IMAGE(Spiderweb Software Boards Almost Offensive Topic2_files/tongue.gif)

So go choke on it.

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