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Bob's Big Date
Member # 3151
Profile Homepage #50
GENDO IKARI COMMUNICATES HIS INTENT TO SENTENCE THIS TOPIC TO TEN YEARS OF HARD SODOMY

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In a word, gay.
--Bob the Impaler

Posts: 2367 | Registered: Friday, June 27 2003 07:00
Guardian
Member # 3521
Profile #51
* ferrets nod in agreement *

Bates it will be, then.

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"Let a man find himself, in distinction from others, on top of two wheels with a chain- at least in a poor country like Russia- and his vanity begins to swell out like his tires. In America it takes an automobile to produce this effect."- Leon Trotsky
Posts: 1798 | Registered: Sunday, October 5 2003 07:00
Lifecrafter
Member # 3608
Profile Homepage #52
Horray for the STD, our own Bates!

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- The Great Mister
Posts: 972 | Registered: Tuesday, October 28 2003 08:00
Infiltrator
Member # 1877
Profile #53
*Lying on the floor, crying hysterical*
PLEASE DON'T CALL ME BATES OR MASTER BATES!!! I HAAATE IT!!! HATE HATEHATEHATE HAAAAAAATE!!! RESPECT ME!!! PLEEEEASE!!! PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE!!! DONT CALL ME BATES... OR... MASTER... BATES!!! CALL ME MASTER CHIEF!!! GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!
Or you could call me Spartan 117 if you want.

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Posts: 662 | Registered: Friday, September 13 2002 07:00
Bob's Big Date
Member # 3151
Profile Homepage #54
Shut up, Bates. Nobody cares.

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In a word, gay.
--Bob the Impaler

Posts: 2367 | Registered: Friday, June 27 2003 07:00
Infiltrator
Member # 737
Profile #55
Really, what's wrong with being called Bates? There are a lot of happy and nice Bateses out there. For example, this dog is called Bates:

IMAGE(Spiderweb Software Boards Almost Offensive Topic3_files/bates.jpg)

Look how happy and comfortable he is. Just by looking at him, I can tell that he thinks: "Man, I'm happy to be Bates." So stand up Bates, and say after me:

"I'm Bates, and damn proud of it!"

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Who was born in a house full of pain
Who was trained not to spit in the fan
Who was told what to do by the man
Who was broken by trained personnel
Who was fitted with collar and chain
Who was given a pat on the back
Who was breaking away from the pack
Who was only a stranger at home
Who was ground down in the end
Who was found dead on the phone
Who was dragged down by the stone
Posts: 595 | Registered: Tuesday, March 12 2002 08:00
Infiltrator
Member # 1877
Profile #56
Look, just respect that I don't wanna be called bates!!!

EDIT: And its not the dog that is called Bates, its the company whom own the table!

[ Saturday, December 06, 2003 12:55: Message edited by: Master Chief ]

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Posts: 662 | Registered: Friday, September 13 2002 07:00
Bob's Big Date
Member # 3151
Profile Homepage #57
TOO DAMN BAD

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In a word, gay.
--Bob the Impaler

Posts: 2367 | Registered: Friday, June 27 2003 07:00
Guardian
Member # 3521
Profile #58
Now, Bates, how many times must we tell you that it is too late?

And respect is something that must be earned, not simply given out freely.

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"Let a man find himself, in distinction from others, on top of two wheels with a chain- at least in a poor country like Russia- and his vanity begins to swell out like his tires. In America it takes an automobile to produce this effect."- Leon Trotsky
Posts: 1798 | Registered: Sunday, October 5 2003 07:00
Lifecrafter
Member # 3608
Profile Homepage #59
Hey, BoEing doesn't want to be called a fat prick either, and here I am, calling him such. Yet, he doesn't whine, 'cos he knows I'm joking.

So either go blow your horn, or get used to the fact, that there's nothing you can do to you Batesness from now on.

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- The Great Mister
Posts: 972 | Registered: Tuesday, October 28 2003 08:00
Bob's Big Date
Member # 3151
Profile Homepage #60
Master! Master! Master of Batesness, he's pulling... uh, never mind.

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In a word, gay.
--Bob the Impaler

Posts: 2367 | Registered: Friday, June 27 2003 07:00
Lifecrafter
Member # 3608
Profile Homepage #61
Alec, one more post to another 500!

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- The Great Mister
Posts: 972 | Registered: Tuesday, October 28 2003 08:00
Infiltrator
Member # 1877
Profile #62
Ok! Now I am getting SERIOUSLY pissed!!!
Every man that is not a: Terrorist, racist, nazi, dictator, other, should be granted some respect!!!

AND DONT CALL ME BATES!!!

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Posts: 662 | Registered: Friday, September 13 2002 07:00
Guardian
Member # 3521
Profile #63
MY HEART IS JUST MELTING FOR YOU, BATES.

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"Let a man find himself, in distinction from others, on top of two wheels with a chain- at least in a poor country like Russia- and his vanity begins to swell out like his tires. In America it takes an automobile to produce this effect."- Leon Trotsky
Posts: 1798 | Registered: Sunday, October 5 2003 07:00
La Canaliste
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Member # 21
Profile #64
*takes arbitrary executive action and executes topic arbitrarily*
Because I CAN

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Posts: 93 | Registered: Sunday, September 30 2001 22:00

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