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Bob's Big Date
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written Saturday, December 6 2003 12:44
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GENDO IKARI COMMUNICATES HIS INTENT TO SENTENCE THIS TOPIC TO TEN YEARS OF HARD SODOMY -------------------- In a word, gay. --Bob the Impaler Posts: 2367 | Registered: Friday, June 27 2003 07:00 |
Guardian
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written Saturday, December 6 2003 12:44
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* ferrets nod in agreement * Bates it will be, then. -------------------- "Let a man find himself, in distinction from others, on top of two wheels with a chain- at least in a poor country like Russia- and his vanity begins to swell out like his tires. In America it takes an automobile to produce this effect."- Leon Trotsky Posts: 1798 | Registered: Sunday, October 5 2003 07:00 |
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written Saturday, December 6 2003 12:46
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Horray for the STD, our own Bates! -------------------- - The Great Mister Posts: 972 | Registered: Tuesday, October 28 2003 08:00 |
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written Saturday, December 6 2003 12:48
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*Lying on the floor, crying hysterical* PLEASE DON'T CALL ME BATES OR MASTER BATES!!! I HAAATE IT!!! HATE HATEHATEHATE HAAAAAAATE!!! RESPECT ME!!! PLEEEEASE!!! PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE!!! DONT CALL ME BATES... OR... MASTER... BATES!!! CALL ME MASTER CHIEF!!! GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!! Or you could call me Spartan 117 if you want. -------------------- MDNZZZ ZMMMBIS WBLOONZ 33111-CRUSADER-4849 Posts: 662 | Registered: Friday, September 13 2002 07:00 |
Bob's Big Date
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written Saturday, December 6 2003 12:49
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Shut up, Bates. Nobody cares. -------------------- In a word, gay. --Bob the Impaler Posts: 2367 | Registered: Friday, June 27 2003 07:00 |
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written Saturday, December 6 2003 12:49
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Really, what's wrong with being called Bates? There are a lot of happy and nice Bateses out there. For example, this dog is called Bates: Look how happy and comfortable he is. Just by looking at him, I can tell that he thinks: "Man, I'm happy to be Bates." So stand up Bates, and say after me: "I'm Bates, and damn proud of it!" -------------------- Who was born in a house full of pain Who was trained not to spit in the fan Who was told what to do by the man Who was broken by trained personnel Who was fitted with collar and chain Who was given a pat on the back Who was breaking away from the pack Who was only a stranger at home Who was ground down in the end Who was found dead on the phone Who was dragged down by the stone Posts: 595 | Registered: Tuesday, March 12 2002 08:00 |
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written Saturday, December 6 2003 12:52
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Look, just respect that I don't wanna be called bates!!! EDIT: And its not the dog that is called Bates, its the company whom own the table! [ Saturday, December 06, 2003 12:55: Message edited by: Master Chief ] -------------------- MDNZZZ ZMMMBIS WBLOONZ 33111-CRUSADER-4849 Posts: 662 | Registered: Friday, September 13 2002 07:00 |
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written Saturday, December 6 2003 12:53
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TOO DAMN BAD -------------------- In a word, gay. --Bob the Impaler Posts: 2367 | Registered: Friday, June 27 2003 07:00 |
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written Saturday, December 6 2003 12:55
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Now, Bates, how many times must we tell you that it is too late? And respect is something that must be earned, not simply given out freely. -------------------- "Let a man find himself, in distinction from others, on top of two wheels with a chain- at least in a poor country like Russia- and his vanity begins to swell out like his tires. In America it takes an automobile to produce this effect."- Leon Trotsky Posts: 1798 | Registered: Sunday, October 5 2003 07:00 |
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written Saturday, December 6 2003 12:55
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Hey, BoEing doesn't want to be called a fat prick either, and here I am, calling him such. Yet, he doesn't whine, 'cos he knows I'm joking. So either go blow your horn, or get used to the fact, that there's nothing you can do to you Batesness from now on. -------------------- - The Great Mister Posts: 972 | Registered: Tuesday, October 28 2003 08:00 |
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written Saturday, December 6 2003 12:57
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Master! Master! Master of Batesness, he's pulling... uh, never mind. -------------------- In a word, gay. --Bob the Impaler Posts: 2367 | Registered: Friday, June 27 2003 07:00 |
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written Saturday, December 6 2003 12:58
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Alec, one more post to another 500! -------------------- - The Great Mister Posts: 972 | Registered: Tuesday, October 28 2003 08:00 |
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written Saturday, December 6 2003 12:59
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Ok! Now I am getting SERIOUSLY pissed!!! Every man that is not a: Terrorist, racist, nazi, dictator, other, should be granted some respect!!! AND DONT CALL ME BATES!!! -------------------- MDNZZZ ZMMMBIS WBLOONZ 33111-CRUSADER-4849 Posts: 662 | Registered: Friday, September 13 2002 07:00 |
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written Saturday, December 6 2003 13:02
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MY HEART IS JUST MELTING FOR YOU, BATES. -------------------- "Let a man find himself, in distinction from others, on top of two wheels with a chain- at least in a poor country like Russia- and his vanity begins to swell out like his tires. In America it takes an automobile to produce this effect."- Leon Trotsky Posts: 1798 | Registered: Sunday, October 5 2003 07:00 |
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written Saturday, December 6 2003 13:03
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*takes arbitrary executive action and executes topic arbitrarily* Because I CAN -------------------- KazeArctica: Oh yes. KazeArctica: Oh YES Posts: 93 | Registered: Sunday, September 30 2001 22:00 |