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written Friday, December 12 2003 16:05
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You would, but I gather you'd assume incorrectly. -------------------- In a word, gay. --Bob the Impaler Posts: 2367 | Registered: Friday, June 27 2003 07:00 |
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written Friday, December 12 2003 10:06
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The other way around. -------------------- In a word, gay. --Bob the Impaler Posts: 2367 | Registered: Friday, June 27 2003 07:00 |
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written Friday, December 12 2003 07:14
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xao -------------------- In a word, gay. --Bob the Impaler Posts: 2367 | Registered: Friday, June 27 2003 07:00 |
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written Thursday, December 11 2003 21:07
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The Straw Boater To make this: 1 slice bread, preferably large 1 whole dill pickle, preferably oblong 1-4 slices thin lunchmeat 1 bottle/jar mustard 1 bottle/jar ranch dressing 1 container/block Parmesan cheese, dusted 1. Apply light coat of mustard to one side of bread slice. 2. Top the mustard with the lunchmeat (preferably a sort that goes well with pickles). 3. Apply small amount of ranch dressing and a light dusting of Parmesan cheese (optional). 4. Add whole pickle not cut in any way, preferably crossing the broad end of the bread. 5. Wrap the bread around the meat and pickle. Eat as you would a hot dog. Enjoy. [ Thursday, December 11, 2003 21:08: Message edited by: USA-se Xenerali-boariku CUSITURA ] -------------------- In a word, gay. --Bob the Impaler Posts: 2367 | Registered: Friday, June 27 2003 07:00 |
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written Thursday, December 11 2003 20:40
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A wagot than to sag Yes I would If I only could I surely would. -------------------- In a word, gay. --Bob the Impaler Posts: 2367 | Registered: Friday, June 27 2003 07:00 |
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written Thursday, December 11 2003 20:35
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-------------------- In a word, gay. --Bob the Impaler Posts: 2367 | Registered: Friday, June 27 2003 07:00 |
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written Thursday, December 11 2003 17:27
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'Pagan' is only seriously used to describe neo-paganism, animism, and (on occasion) neo-wiccans. For the record: If you never believed, you're a heretic; If you were Catholic and aren't any longer, you're an apostate; If you were Catholic and somehow severely betrayed the church, you're an infidel. (The term 'infidel' in the other prominent usage refers, I believe, to non-Muslim Abrahamics, for the fact that they follow parts of the Book but not others, and corrupted forms of the parts they do follow.) -------------------- In a word, gay. --Bob the Impaler Posts: 2367 | Registered: Friday, June 27 2003 07:00 |
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written Thursday, December 11 2003 16:18
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YOU CANNOT HAVE ORAL SEX WITH A CAT 1. THE TONGUE IS LIKE SANDPAPER 2. THE FANGS WOULD CERTAINLY INTERFERE 3. IT IS A CAT [ Thursday, December 11, 2003 16:19: Message edited by: USA-se Xenerali-boariku CUSITURA ] -------------------- In a word, gay. --Bob the Impaler Posts: 2367 | Registered: Friday, June 27 2003 07:00 |
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written Thursday, December 11 2003 15:57
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Sorry for the double post, but this REALLY needs to be pointed out, and as BIG, RED LETTERS are not a going concern on General, please let me reiterate: Lone Flame to Alexander Kyras: YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HARD PEOPLE HAVE TREATED ME AT THIS BOARD!!! YOU WILL NEVER KNOW HOW HORRIBLY I'VE BEEN PERSECUTED!!! WOE IS MY LIFE, AND WOE HAS NEVER BEEN YOURS Poking fun at this is impossible. It would be like calling a retarded, deaf-mute midget nazi names. You can't say or do anything that would be funnier than the blindingly obvious. [ Thursday, December 11, 2003 15:58: Message edited by: USA-se Xenerali-boariku CUSITURA ] -------------------- In a word, gay. --Bob the Impaler Posts: 2367 | Registered: Friday, June 27 2003 07:00 |
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written Thursday, December 11 2003 15:55
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quote:Originally written by Hinosu: **** it. Better yet, **** you. ** yours. I've had it with your bull****. I tried you didn't, so you can just kiss my cracker bastard ass. *laughs* *breaks down crying due to laughing so hard* *tries to stand up and make a point, doesn't bother, just keeps laughing* You ***** about me doing ****, you do. What is ****ing with this picture... Oh yeah, cause it's nothing more than double standard bull****. Give me examples here. You're no longer worth my time, you ****ing *******. Now if you will excuse me, I've got to learn how to do some more stuff with my left hand or at least til the other hand stops bleeding. Good luck finding someone else to pick on, cause I've had more than I can stand of this. Oh, what a sad day. Our punching bag is gone! Whatever shall we do? Woe is us, &c. -------------------- In a word, gay. --Bob the Impaler Posts: 2367 | Registered: Friday, June 27 2003 07:00 |
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written Thursday, December 11 2003 15:37
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Two things: I include myself in needing MUCH change. And if ye want me in China, you're welcome to pay for it. ALL of it (food, shelter, language lessons, etc.) Well, you're changing the culture into what you want it, which is explicitly designed to reduce the amount of change you have to go through as much as possible. Quite a nice little rhetorical catch-22. As for military service, didn't America formerly have the "with your sheild or on it" policy? Whatever happened to that? You are thinking of Sparta. 'With your shield or on it' hasn't been taken seriously by any democratic country in human history. Side note: methinks this topic has gone on long enough. I'm gonna go elsewhere, and if anyone cares to join me (yes, even those who disagree with me), I'll hoist a drink. Meh. quote:Originally written by Hinosu: Hmmm... Interesting. Not as productive as it could have been on a site where more people can understand the concept of answering the question with what is asked and not crap like "I don't want to rule the world..." or "You're an evil fool" or "Shut up Hitler" or "Quit with the Dark Ages BS". These are valid answers. You asked me a question, I gave you my answer. To many of us, the underlying assumption makes it about as proper a question to answer straightforward as "If you were going to rape a minor, how would you go about doing it?". I mean, too bad you got answers you didn't expect. They're answers anyway. I'm starting to wonder why I even bother. Too many of you complain too much and complain too much about my complaining. But I'm usually complaining for a reason and you're it. Ack. Basically, you have the right to complain and we don't, even though our complaints have some social relevance and yours are mostly character assassination. Okay, so I'm not looking for high intellect from someone who invents words to insult people. It's still a little inconsiderate to look for a double standard. Anyway. Back to the friggin point. If you don't want to rule the world, I'm not asking you what you'd do if you did. I'm asking the people who wouldn't mind having all the power of the ruler of the world. Then the question is too severely tilted to work. Again, the rape analogy holds; the majority of us come from a society where fiat rulers and rapists are held in low regard. All I wanted was for some people to just answer my friggin question. Was that too much to ask. I answered it, and you whined when I did. If I had said "How would you implement a red-left fiscal policy?", I'd get as many answers from market economists telling me why command economies don't work, ranging from idiocy ('It looks good on paper') to legitimate debates about the nature of government and economy. I wouldn't get pissy because I didn't get answers only from communists, like you're getting pissy you don't get answers only from a paleocon perspective. I purposely asked a general question on something you would think a lot more people would have something interesting to say on, and what happens!?! A handful of idiots and *******s have to come and ruin a perfectly good idea. And ya know what, I'm ****ing sick of it. Triggering the censor and out-of-hand punctuations: two strong blows to any kind of coherent arguement in as many sentences. Bull-y. It happens almost every time I try to do something here. This was the first forum site I ever jioned. As a result, I figured I owed it some loyalty. I tried my best not to screw things up for me here. I tried hard to not be an ass. I really tried. I made some progress, but not enough. And it's not all my fault. And that's the thing that really pisses me off. Too many people here has tried my patience for far too long. (/pedant mode) I think perhaps it would behoove you to take a more introspective approach to this. Whining about what other people think is like pissing into the wind: you get nothing from it even if you don't get soaked with your own piping-hot urine, which you're more than likely to. You can only change yourself; seek to change others and you will not come to any sort of success. I know not everyone is out to destroy me, but too many people are to keep me from being able to just let it slide any longer. You self-rightious jackasses keep pushing me and pushing me while I do little in return. Perhaps we do it because your strident, petit-bourgeois personality compels us to shoo you. We don't have to be your friends, you know, and you don't have to be ours. It's not in the CoC. But you can only push me so far. And I'm at that limit now. EUH MERDE APPELONS LES GEN-DARMES ON A UNE URGENCE I don't give a **** about your meaningless bull****. I could care less about your worthless opinions. This is cause you show me that same consideration. That nonstop *****ing about me spaming and whining, while others do that exact same bull****(usually worse than me) and they don't get the level of hostilities I keep getting. I'm tired of people telling me to do **** they won't do. I'm tired of people being all self-rightious and pretentious. I'm tired of people treating me like ****. I'm tired of playing the forum game with stricter rules than everyone else. I'm just tired of it all really. But since no one ****ing cares, there's no point in anything I ever say or do. It's never stopped me in the past, it's worn me down over the years. Now all I do is wonder why I bother and what's the point. But again, since no one cares, it doesn't matter, now does it Nope. -------------------- In a word, gay. --Bob the Impaler Posts: 2367 | Registered: Friday, June 27 2003 07:00 |
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written Wednesday, December 10 2003 17:34
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... *sigh* This is why I normally don't get too attached to RPs. For the ages: 1. Lena as voluptuous isn't a picture I would have picked up on, but fine. I guess I can see where you got that. I can't see where you got the ridiculously sexual bits, though. Characters who get particularly indignant over misogyny tend not to turn around and act like cheesecake. 2. Lena as swarthy is rather ridiculous. The next person from a Norwegian-like climate who could be described as 'swarthy' I met would be the first. 3. Lena as hard-boiled and confrontational is also completely against the earlier tone of her dialogue. I could sort of forgive this. 4. Lena as a foreign provocateur is where it became apparent you would, in fact, make it all the way over the shark. She hasn't played Houlenu as anything except a personality influence, and most certainly wouldn't be engineering a takeover. 5. Houlenu as an imperial power was most definitely the straw that broke the camel's back. Lena Xao is a diplomat, not a fifth-columnist: don't you think that a fifth-columnist would have had even a LITTLE support in getting places, and wouldn't have had to, you know, rely on guerrillas? 6. Also, Xao getting indignant about regicide clearly shows that you might have read three or four sentences of what I've posted here. The word reactionary has come up several times, and conservative just as often, in a derisive context. Also, Houlenu is a republic; I should hope it was rather clear from what I wrote. May it go down in the record, TM, that you are nothing like a good DM :P *sighs again* As Lena Xao is clearly not my character any longer, I don't feel any need to stick around. [ Wednesday, December 10, 2003 17:45: Message edited by: USA-se Xenerali-boariku CUSITURA ] -------------------- In a word, gay. --Bob the Impaler Posts: 2367 | Registered: Friday, June 27 2003 07:00 |
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written Wednesday, December 10 2003 17:07
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Thomas Newman -- Escape Theme -------------------- In a word, gay. --Bob the Impaler Posts: 2367 | Registered: Friday, June 27 2003 07:00 |
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written Wednesday, December 10 2003 15:42
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On top, one imagines. -------------------- In a word, gay. --Bob the Impaler Posts: 2367 | Registered: Friday, June 27 2003 07:00 |
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written Wednesday, December 10 2003 15:41
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Black Isle: Finally given a proper burial. (And yes, I know these are available elsewhere. The idea? Discuss them here.) -------------------- In a word, gay. --Bob the Impaler Posts: 2367 | Registered: Friday, June 27 2003 07:00 |
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written Wednesday, December 10 2003 15:38
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Alec: No nostradamus. -------------------- In a word, gay. --Bob the Impaler Posts: 2367 | Registered: Friday, June 27 2003 07:00 |
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written Wednesday, December 10 2003 15:30
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quote:This was a test. I personally don't like them, but I can stand them (there are worse sins than writing like a teenage goth and having a lead singer who continually sounds as if someone or something is laying into his groin with all possible force), and I have no problem with people who are willing to acknowledge they're not the best thing in music since the electric guitar. Bates and Zxquez, on the other hand... :P -------------------- In a word, gay. --Bob the Impaler Posts: 2367 | Registered: Friday, June 27 2003 07:00 |
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written Wednesday, December 10 2003 14:31
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Sean: Paranoiac. Penny Arcade: A voice of reason. Maxim: Probably won't be back. Desperance: Undaunted. (Too little left to bury, much less daunt.) Akhronath: Back. Everyone else: Much rejoicing. Répondez. -------------------- In a word, gay. --Bob the Impaler Posts: 2367 | Registered: Friday, June 27 2003 07:00 |
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written Tuesday, December 9 2003 23:36
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Shawshank Redemption Theme. Also, SoaD sucks. -------------------- In a word, gay. --Bob the Impaler Posts: 2367 | Registered: Friday, June 27 2003 07:00 |
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written Tuesday, December 9 2003 21:49
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quote:Eh, vassal-states on the other end of the world that are known only for their violins even there don't have that big an impact :P And you might as well assume that Lena Xao slipped in through Dvesti's sphere of influence; a city-state without vassals would be a vassal itself in short order :P --- "You're one of those recruits, aren't you?" "As a matter of fact, I am. But I operate on a different and higher capacity than the specialists you've employed. I am a leader and a planner, and although I shall certainly help you in front-lines fighting, I feel I should be of more utility as the commanding officer of whatever unit you assemble from the assorted patrons at this... bar." The Dvestian snorts. "Quite odd that we did manage to find so many queer types there, eh? A mage, several gunslingers, and someone only identifiable with his whipmanship." "Irregular enough," adds another officer, "that I don't think that administration would be too leery at having a woman in command of it." Reactionaries, she thought calmly. Well, that was how the Houlenu military was too, although what was reactionary in Houlenu might as well be progressive in this backwards mudhole. She was politic enough to say nothing of the sort, while patiently waiting for them to get off of mysogyny... "...And for that matter, I don't think it would be too harmed by the presence of a foreign operative." ...and onto xenophobia. If they heard her slight, exasperated sigh, they didn't let on. "Will you need any kind of special assistance or equipment for that gun of yours?" "Eh. I'll find a loader among the support crew you send with the unit and spool out a --" "Support crew?" "No wonder you're so desperate for men," she said in a slight voice in her native tongue, then, "Yes, a support crew. Medics, ammo carriers, repairmen, and so on." The older officer scowled. "Around here, we don't see any need to delegate out the purpose of central command..." "So let me get this straight. The enemy takes out one building, and you've basically been caught with your pants down?" The officers muttered somewhat angrily. She thought she had offended them, and realized after a second that she did, but not in the concrete as much as the abstract -- it seemed as if being caught with your pants down didn't have the same implication here as home, she supposed. "If you wish to put it that way, yes. Which is why we heavily guard our command center, and have several reasonable decoys, and have it ready to evacuate at a moment's notice." "Hideously inefficient," she said. "I suppose now you're going to tell me you don't have any organizational level lower than a platoon?" "Not when the situation doesn't call for it, no." She had entered this country wary and well-aware of how primitive they were. Now she was nothing short of taken aback. Men in the age of rifles fighting in a way her country and its neighbors had abandoned before steel was a going concern -- battle by sheer weight of numbers? Insane. "Then you basically throw men on the fire until it goes out." The officers squirmed uncomfortably. "Yes, you could say that." "You do realize that the enemy outnumbers you severely enough that, even with a unit such as my irregulars --" They had been hers less than five mintues, and it was doubtful the news had reached them yet, but that didn't faze her much -- "this side is doomed, correct?" "We have been given brilliant plans to ensure our victory." "On the tactical or strategic level?" "Strategic, I would say. Says little of how to deploy the units we are to bring into the area." "Strategic," she echoes. "Tactically, you are doomed. I want you to consult me before you make any tactical decisions. I can promise you, given how things are going, you're gonna be sorry if you don't." "So you want the rank, pay, and uniform to go along with the post you've just nominated yourself for?" The other officers chuckled. "No. What I have now should distinguish me pretty well." She had intended to make a note of her uniform, but she got the point across anyway. Even if that didn't settle well with the conservative men running army operations, the fact that she didn't have any particular demands for rank or uniform -- or especially pay -- more than made up for it. They were on a borrowing spree as was, and would surely pay for it... But to brass tacks when brass tacks are the biggest worry, Lena thought. For now, there's a war to fight. [ Tuesday, December 09, 2003 22:24: Message edited by: USA-se Xenerali-boariku CUSITURA ] -------------------- In a word, gay. --Bob the Impaler Posts: 2367 | Registered: Friday, June 27 2003 07:00 |
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quote:Originally written by Jame: So I may be overly harsh, but I don't believe that people will be quick on the uptake without a lot of force. What the world needs is a lot of cultural change. In my opinion, anyway.Hitler, Mao. Wow, you're just full of ideas, aren't you? -------------------- In a word, gay. --Bob the Impaler Posts: 2367 | Registered: Friday, June 27 2003 07:00 |
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written Tuesday, December 9 2003 15:16
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Oh, sorry, Chaldy. The entire going off on thread-derailing tangents must have developed at SW as a result of my influence in your absence. :rolleyes: -------------------- In a word, gay. --Bob the Impaler Posts: 2367 | Registered: Friday, June 27 2003 07:00 |
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-------------------- In a word, gay. --Bob the Impaler Posts: 2367 | Registered: Friday, June 27 2003 07:00 |
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o< THE LINGUA FRANCA MR. BOEH HAS IN MIND IS CLEARLY HEBREW [ Tuesday, December 09, 2003 05:11: Message edited by: USA-se Xenerali-boariku CUSITURA ] -------------------- In a word, gay. --Bob the Impaler Posts: 2367 | Registered: Friday, June 27 2003 07:00 |
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quote:um. :P -------------------- In a word, gay. --Bob the Impaler Posts: 2367 | Registered: Friday, June 27 2003 07:00 |