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Warrior
Member # 3417
Profile Homepage #0
a sparrow than a snail
yes i would
if i only could
i surely would.

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Bob's Big Date
Member # 3151
Profile Homepage #1
A wagot than to sag
Yes I would
If I only could
I surely would.

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In a word, gay.
--Bob the Impaler

Posts: 2367 | Registered: Friday, June 27 2003 07:00
...b10010b...
Member # 869
Profile Homepage #2
And if I ever lose my wang
If it should snap, or it goes bang
Yes, if I ever lose my wang
Oo oooo oooh
I won't go at se no more

...

Where's Imby when you need him?

(Yes, I'm aware this is not the same song. But they're both by Cat Stevens, which is close enough for me. )

[ Friday, December 12, 2003 00:00: Message edited by: Full Metal Jagot ]

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I believe there are 15 747 724 136 275 002 577 105 653 961 181 555 468 044 717 914 527 116 709 366 231 425 076 185 631 031 296 protons in the universe, and the same number of electrons. -- Sir Arthur Eddington
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La Canaliste
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"I'd rather be a sparrow than a snail" is from (probably) Paul Simon's English lyrics to el Condor Pasa.
Your parody is murder of Cat Stevens, though.

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KazeArctica: Oh yes.
KazeArctica: Oh YES
Posts: 93 | Registered: Sunday, September 30 2001 22:00
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Profile Homepage #4
Well, I know of the song (eCP, not Moonshadow) from a Cat Stevens album. Regardless of who wrote it, I'm pretty sure he sang it at some point.

Of course, none of the above makes me deserve to be shot any less for what I have done to a perfectly innocent song.

[ Friday, December 12, 2003 00:44: Message edited by: Full Metal Jagot ]

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I believe there are 15 747 724 136 275 002 577 105 653 961 181 555 468 044 717 914 527 116 709 366 231 425 076 185 631 031 296 protons in the universe, and the same number of electrons. -- Sir Arthur Eddington
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La Canaliste
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Ha! Cat Stevens is a Graeco-British song stealer!

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KazeArctica: Oh yes.
KazeArctica: Oh YES
Posts: 93 | Registered: Sunday, September 30 2001 22:00
Agent
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Profile #6
i rather be sober then so drunlk had come home frm club so drunk need sleep rathr have day off work tomorow

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I say never be complete. I say stop being perfect. I say let's evolve. Let the chips fall where they may.
Posts: 1277 | Registered: Sunday, December 9 2001 08:00
Agent
Member # 27
Profile #7
That is possibly one of the only songs sung by Simon and Garfunkel that I hate.

"I'd rather be a Hammer than a Nail,
Yes I would,
If I only could,
I surely would."

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"Wow, fish."
Hahahaha, I crack myself up.
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Triad Mage
Member # 7
Profile Homepage #8
"I'd rather be a forest than a street.
Oh yes I would,
oh if I could,
I surely would."

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You can take my Mac when you pry my cold, dead fingers off the mouse!
Posts: 9436 | Registered: Wednesday, September 19 2001 07:00
Law Bringer
Member # 335
Profile Homepage #9
I think that I would rather be
A poem lovely as a tree...

—Alorael, who just doesn't think it works. Oh well. Ogden Nash would say it better.
Posts: 14579 | Registered: Saturday, December 1 2001 08:00
Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!
Member # 919
Profile #10
WTH.

I eat chicken.

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And though the musicians would die, the music would live on in the imaginations of all who heard it.
-The Last Pendragon

TEH CONSPIRACY IZ ALL

Les forum de la chance.

In case of emergency, break glass.
Posts: 3351 | Registered: Saturday, April 6 2002 08:00
Babelicious
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Profile Homepage #11
A Spigot than a Pants
yes I would
If only I could
I surely wuauguauguauguguhahguahglahglahglhaguufugfughaghahgh
Posts: 999 | Registered: Friday, June 27 2003 07:00
Lifecrafter
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Profile #12
I couldn't have said it better myself. Perhaps.
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Infiltrator
Member # 1877
Profile #13
I'd rather be a warrior of Nuln
yes i would
if i only could
i surely would.

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WBLOONZ

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Posts: 662 | Registered: Friday, September 13 2002 07:00
Warrior
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Wow, this was more excitement that we've had in weeks. Maybe I'll try At the Zoo next....

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Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!
Member # 919
Profile #15
ABCDEFG,
HIJKLMNOP.

QRS,
TUV,
WX,
Y and Z.

Can't get enough of those lyrics.

EDIT: What edit?

[ Saturday, December 13, 2003 14:27: Message edited by: Sir David ]

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And though the musicians would die, the music would live on in the imaginations of all who heard it.
-The Last Pendragon

TEH CONSPIRACY IZ ALL

Les forum de la chance.

In case of emergency, break glass.
Posts: 3351 | Registered: Saturday, April 6 2002 08:00
Agent
Member # 1104
Profile Homepage #16
...now I know my A B C's

wont you stand and sing with me?...

(Please Don't)

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-Reality Corp.
Posts: 1307 | Registered: Tuesday, May 7 2002 07:00
Agent
Member # 2210
Profile #17
a honk than a thonk
a drunk than a skunk
a hunk than a drunk

ooh ooh baby baby

a man than a ham
a ham than a spam
a spam than a tram

ooh ooh baby ooh baby

love me like a mouse
not a louse

love me like a louse
not a house

ooh ooh baby ooh baby

yay yay yay baby baby

give me a honk
give me a thonk
give me a skunk
give me a drunk

yay thank you thank you so much.

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The Universe Never Did Make Sense; I Suspect It Was Built On A Government Contract- Robert Heinlein
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Shake Before Using
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[ Saturday, December 13, 2003 15:28: Message edited by: Imban ]
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