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Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!
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written Thursday, December 11 2003 16:06
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AHHH MAYBE IT'S A SECRET CODE AHHH MAYBE HE GOT A SEX CHANGE AND IS NOW A FEMALE PORN STAR *pant pant* ...just kidding. I prefer cats, by the way. As pets, not... that, you perverts... -------------------- And though the musicians would die, the music would live on in the imaginations of all who heard it. -The Last Pendragon TEH CONSPIRACY IZ ALL Les forum de la chance. In case of emergency, break glass. Posts: 3351 | Registered: Saturday, April 6 2002 08:00 |
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Bob's Big Date
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written Thursday, December 11 2003 16:18
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YOU CANNOT HAVE ORAL SEX WITH A CAT 1. THE TONGUE IS LIKE SANDPAPER 2. THE FANGS WOULD CERTAINLY INTERFERE 3. IT IS A CAT [ Thursday, December 11, 2003 16:19: Message edited by: USA-se Xenerali-boariku CUSITURA ] -------------------- In a word, gay. --Bob the Impaler Posts: 2367 | Registered: Friday, June 27 2003 07:00 |
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Guardian
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written Thursday, December 11 2003 16:38
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I am still a fully functional human male. More's the pity. I was aware of the possible double meanings of the topic's title before I posted it, but I figured that the phrasing I used was the simplest way of getting the point across. However, I realize now that my decision to use this title may have been a rather hazardous one. Figgiston, the attack ferret I bred especially for phenomenal intelligence, has been looking at my very oddly of late. I have a strange feeling that he's organized a secret ferret detective force to keep track of my movements. I've already run into twelve ferrets sporting monocles and business suits in my room today. But those are two fine plans, chaps. I have enough attack ferrets to carry out both at the same time, but they may need to be fleshed out a bit more. For example, BtI's plan may work out just fine as is, but I'm not taking any risks of failure here. To ensure that the officials buy my claim of the rabbit infestation, I'll need to plant a few dead rabbits around the dorm building. Anyone have any lying around? Donate them for a good cause! As for Slith's plan, it shall be implemented as soon as possible. I'll select forty of my most ravenous ones, just for the job. Mammoths are about as large as you can get in terms of furries, Alorael. A fine goal for any true connosieur of furries. Although in my post I was hinting more at wolves. [ Thursday, December 11, 2003 16:38: Message edited by: Stughalf ] -------------------- "Let a man find himself, in distinction from others, on top of two wheels with a chain- at least in a poor country like Russia- and his vanity begins to swell out like his tires. In America it takes an automobile to produce this effect."- Leon Trotsky Posts: 1798 | Registered: Sunday, October 5 2003 07:00 |
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Lifecrafter
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written Thursday, December 11 2003 21:35
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Woolly Mammoths? Ehh...I know Alorael is a 54 years old who lives in Alaska but this was new to me. Does he live in some hidden valley where the stone age fauna still roams the fields? Perhaps he's a Cro Magnon himself! Posts: 756 | Registered: Monday, August 4 2003 07:00 |
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DELETED Member # 21
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written Friday, December 12 2003 00:17
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Wolves react adversely to being hinted at. *tenderly nurses various raw and bleeding stumps where useful appendages used to be* Edit: when I grow up I want to learn to spell, Mummy. [ Friday, December 12, 2003 00:18: Message edited by: Saunders ] -------------------- KazeArctica: Oh yes. KazeArctica: Oh YES Posts: 93 | Registered: Sunday, September 30 2001 22:00 |
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Post Navel Trauma ^_^
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written Friday, December 12 2003 03:43
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Hey, a topic about furries that I missed. Drat. I think Arctic is well past Furries 101, 102 or any number we're likely to reach by counting up like that. -------------------- Grammar wenches beware: This is the house that the malt that the rat that the cat that the dog that the cow that the maiden that the man that the priest that the cock that the farmer kept waked married kissed milked tossed worried killed ate lay in. My Website desperance.net - Leave your sanity at the door Posts: 1798 | Registered: Thursday, October 4 2001 07:00 |
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DELETED Member # 21
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written Friday, December 12 2003 08:49
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Can you get Aleph-one furries? -------------------- KazeArctica: Oh yes. KazeArctica: Oh YES Posts: 93 | Registered: Sunday, September 30 2001 22:00 |
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This Side Towards Enemy
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written Friday, December 12 2003 09:10
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I'm sure you can, if somebody's preventing you from committing suicide. -------------------- Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned I'll tell you my story, man Though I wish I'd never been born I'm loose at the seams, I've broken my dreams And my hand it shakes the pen Come on, come on now baby, Let the good times roll again Posts: 961 | Registered: Thursday, June 12 2003 07:00 |
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Infiltrator
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written Friday, December 12 2003 11:23
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People are so creative here, maybe over-creative, if thats posible. By the way, I read in a science mag that in the future, its gona be... Really big, bigger than a blue whale, bigger than the bigest dinos, so lets hope one of dem biggies is furry. -------------------- MDNZZZ ZMMMBIS WBLOONZ 33111-CRUSADER-4849 Posts: 662 | Registered: Friday, September 13 2002 07:00 |
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Law Bringer
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written Friday, December 12 2003 12:27
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It lacks an antecedent. While I'm willing to concede that it may one day be really huge, I'd like to know what it is, first. —Alorael, who wouldn't be too sure that there will be anything left in a few million years. That's more than ample time for us to have some fun with our nukes. Posts: 14579 | Registered: Saturday, December 1 2001 08:00 |
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Lifecrafter
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written Friday, December 12 2003 12:29
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*BOOM! BANG! DESTRUCTION AND DEAD INNOCENT CIVILIANS! BANG! BOOM!* Now now, did I really say that? [ Friday, December 12, 2003 12:31: Message edited by: The Great Ken Kaniff ] -------------------- - The Great Mister Posts: 972 | Registered: Tuesday, October 28 2003 08:00 |
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Law Bringer
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written Friday, December 12 2003 12:30
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It lacks an antecedent. While I'm willing to concede that it may one day be really huge, I'd like to know what it is, first. —Alorael, who wouldn't be too sure that there will be anything left in a few million years. That's more than ample time for us to have some fun with our nukes. Posts: 14579 | Registered: Saturday, December 1 2001 08:00 |
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Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!
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written Friday, December 12 2003 19:26
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A double post with a different member's post in between? Strange... ...also that I forgot what I was going to post here... -------------------- And though the musicians would die, the music would live on in the imaginations of all who heard it. -The Last Pendragon TEH CONSPIRACY IZ ALL Les forum de la chance. In case of emergency, break glass. Posts: 3351 | Registered: Saturday, April 6 2002 08:00 |
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Guardian
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written Friday, December 12 2003 22:41
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This, ladies and gentlemen, is the future of our cherished world.....  -------------------- "Let a man find himself, in distinction from others, on top of two wheels with a chain- at least in a poor country like Russia- and his vanity begins to swell out like his tires. In America it takes an automobile to produce this effect."- Leon Trotsky Posts: 1798 | Registered: Sunday, October 5 2003 07:00 |
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Infiltrator
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written Saturday, December 13 2003 05:59
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The guy to the left looks like Jackie Chan... EDIT:Not Jackue Chan, Jackie Chan! [ Saturday, December 13, 2003 06:00: Message edited by: Master Chief aka STD ] -------------------- MDNZZZ ZMMMBIS WBLOONZ 33111-CRUSADER-4849 Posts: 662 | Registered: Friday, September 13 2002 07:00 |
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Master
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written Saturday, December 13 2003 06:30
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hehehe, Ferretzilla. -------------------- Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands. -------------------- Clan Xeon - Warcraft III clan Polaris - Weather Balloons YAY Undead Theories - Don't Ask, Don't Tell Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00 |
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