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Merry Christmas in General
Bob's Big Date
Member # 3151
Profile Homepage #24
Then maybe you should lay off the petit-bourgeoisie religious reaction and stop whining about a holiday the majority of people either like or seem to tolerate. I mean, if you don't want to celebrate it, we're not stopping you.

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In a word, gay.
--Bob the Impaler

Posts: 2367 | Registered: Friday, June 27 2003 07:00
Almost Offensive Topic in General
Bob's Big Date
Member # 3151
Profile Homepage #5
I think that's his way of saying he has no idea you're mocking him, Stughalf.

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In a word, gay.
--Bob the Impaler

Posts: 2367 | Registered: Friday, June 27 2003 07:00
Merry Christmas in General
Bob's Big Date
Member # 3151
Profile Homepage #22
You know, it amuses me that people like you whinge on and on about how commercialized Christmas has become, and yet you wouldn't know Ash Wednesday or All Saints' if they jumped up and bit you in the ass.

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In a word, gay.
--Bob the Impaler

Posts: 2367 | Registered: Friday, June 27 2003 07:00
Merry Christmas in General
Bob's Big Date
Member # 3151
Profile Homepage #20
"X-mas" is not an anti-Christian abbreviation as the uneducated masses *gestures to LF predictably* seem to believe. It refers to the first letter of Jesus's greek name, which is X. Greek does not have a 'Ch', merely an 'X' which functions as it.

And watch this come up next year, or even later in December. *sigh*

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In a word, gay.
--Bob the Impaler

Posts: 2367 | Registered: Friday, June 27 2003 07:00
Almost Offensive Topic in General
Bob's Big Date
Member # 3151
Profile Homepage #1
If my French teacher isn't lying (I wouldn't think he'd have a reason to, as he lived there for a great deal of his life), in Holland, Santa has little helpers who follow him around while he gives gifts to good children. Little black helpers.

Historically appropriate, anyway.

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In a word, gay.
--Bob the Impaler

Posts: 2367 | Registered: Friday, June 27 2003 07:00
Do you smoke? in General
Bob's Big Date
Member # 3151
Profile Homepage #54
Nothing is severe enough when it comes to tobacco, Thuryl.

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In a word, gay.
--Bob the Impaler

Posts: 2367 | Registered: Friday, June 27 2003 07:00
Do you smoke? in General
Bob's Big Date
Member # 3151
Profile Homepage #48
I am only willing to tolerate the complete abolition of all tobacco smoking everywhere. Portraying smoking in a positive light in the media should be illegal. Portraying it in a negative light should be too, and so should mentioning it. Also, tolerating smoking makes you a traitor who deserves to be shot.

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In a word, gay.
--Bob the Impaler

Posts: 2367 | Registered: Friday, June 27 2003 07:00
In this topic, Deacon the First displays his patriotism in General
Bob's Big Date
Member # 3151
Profile Homepage #9
I was gesturing to my groin, you see.

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In a word, gay.
--Bob the Impaler

Posts: 2367 | Registered: Friday, June 27 2003 07:00
Do you smoke? in General
Bob's Big Date
Member # 3151
Profile Homepage #42
I don't smoke, I never will, I never have, and every time I've been exposed to smoke -- tobacoo smoke, marijuana smoke, wood smoke, you name it -- I have spent the remainder of the day reciting rosaries in my special 'holy cot' -- so called because I have had it sanctified by practicioners of every religion that sees fit to poke its head here, and sometimes, as I recite these purging rosaries, I regret I could not have it sanctified more.
When I meet smokers, my trigger finger itches, and it is clear I am a man on the edge when they approach. If they have the gall to speak to me, the authorities will never find the body.
I have voted on laws against the ability to smoke in public, in private, in abstract, and in literature, despite the fact that I am far too young to vote. And also that I was only allowed to vote once each time, having voted once for each baby killed in the modern holocaust of nicotine.
My usual policy of punching smokers who I had the misfortune of meeting more than once was somewhat hampered by a recent encounter, the poisoning devil being in a wheelchair. You see, I make a policy of punching them in the face right off the second time. As this poor man was in a wheelchair, I was punctured by a moment of doubt. Then I realized that he probably did it to himself.
As a compromise, I kicked him in the nuts, and when he fell out of his wheelchair I kicked him some more for poisoning babies/the earth/my loved ones.
Conventional wisdom would have you not doing such things to your grandparents, but I am a man on a crusde.

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In a word, gay.
--Bob the Impaler

Posts: 2367 | Registered: Friday, June 27 2003 07:00
Do you smoke? in General
Bob's Big Date
Member # 3151
Profile Homepage #29
- - - - - - o WHAM
- - - - - o POW
- - - - - - - o HORP

TAKE OFF EVERY NUT

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In a word, gay.
--Bob the Impaler

Posts: 2367 | Registered: Friday, June 27 2003 07:00
On the Reading of Books in General
Bob's Big Date
Member # 3151
Profile Homepage #24
I like some sci-fi, tolerate some fiction, and happen to enjoy alternate and real history, and consume both relatively vociferously.
Classic authors? Mark Twain, Ambrose Bierce, and so forth. Gabriel Garcia Marquez, too. One Hundred Years of Solitude is nothing short of astonishing.

I happen to be reading more of Turtledove's works lately. As I am just not up to waiting until mid-2004 for the sequel to the American Empire series without anything to read, I've picked up the second book in the Worldwar tetraology. It's decent -- basically, aliens invade in the middle of World War 2. As an Arena participant, I find this especially amusing.

[ Thursday, December 04, 2003 15:52: Message edited by: USA-se Xenerali-boariku CUSITURA ]

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In a word, gay.
--Bob the Impaler

Posts: 2367 | Registered: Friday, June 27 2003 07:00
In this topic, Deacon the First displays his patriotism in General
Bob's Big Date
Member # 3151
Profile Homepage #7
*gestures to himself*
*gestures lower*

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In a word, gay.
--Bob the Impaler

Posts: 2367 | Registered: Friday, June 27 2003 07:00
quality of nethergate in Nethergate
Bob's Big Date
Member # 3151
Profile Homepage #1
Ya. Dofina-se.

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The biggest, the baddest, and the fattest.
Posts: 2367 | Registered: Friday, June 27 2003 07:00
Merry Christmas in General
Bob's Big Date
Member # 3151
Profile Homepage #15
Fetife Xolotaxu-se an xoi Tiriviulina-se!

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In a word, gay.
--Bob the Impaler

Posts: 2367 | Registered: Friday, June 27 2003 07:00
In this topic, Deacon the First displays his patriotism in General
Bob's Big Date
Member # 3151
Profile Homepage #4
Hai peou faili sie vienu daun tie aire meinoire, Ku seino
Hai atana sa meumenu tou hai-se voi, Ku seino
Yiu peou faili sie vienu daun tie aire mainoire, Ku seino
Ku seino

Halor, si yiu hat di yiu tainu,
Hai no dona on maine
Hai hat viu yiu-se visaxe do pui, comirada
Mei hai no sei si yiu sei ke hai bie
Halor, hai hat bie lau an hai hat viu ke yiu hat fai
Hai hat viu tie avec hai-se yeu-deu
Halor yiu peou demure tie grene, hai sai ou yiu hat bie
Sie tou ne bie xose de manisoxe

An hai peou faili sie vienu daun tie aire meinoire, Ku seino
Hai atana sa meumenu tou hai-se voi, Ku seino
Hai peou faili sie daun tie aire meinoire, Ku seino
Ku seino
An hai atana sa meumenu tou hai-se voi, Ku seino
Ku seino

Halor hai souvaise, hai souvaise -- no yiu fai
Caumi hai peou fogeta, sie bie tie temipo on-se, tie tempo fina-se weihai renidei do-tou
Mai hai sai tie raison porike yiu graupe yiu-se serene -- no, yiu no decaivo hai
Tie maula no apare; mai tie doule do-tou mahare
Sie no bie eitiranixe ha hai oue yiu

Yiu peou faili sie vienu daun tie aire mainoire, Ku seino''' {repaitu ha fina}

(THERE YOU GO, SIR! ALL SEVEN DOZEN OF THEM)

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In a word, gay.
--Bob the Impaler

Posts: 2367 | Registered: Friday, June 27 2003 07:00
In this topic, Deacon the First displays his patriotism in General
Bob's Big Date
Member # 3151
Profile Homepage #0
DEACON PROUDLY WEARS HIS FAVORITE HAT AND WIG

DEACON PROUDLY WAVES HIS HERO'S FLAG

DEACON STANDS BEFORE THE XAO BANNER WHILE PROUDLY WAVING HIS HERO'S FLAG

Discuss.

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In a word, gay.
--Bob the Impaler

Posts: 2367 | Registered: Friday, June 27 2003 07:00
Zombie Attack RP 2 in General
Bob's Big Date
Member # 3151
Profile Homepage #241
In response, the KoW immediately declared war, moving troops into position with their allies in the Northerlands for a quick, brutal attack.

[ Tuesday, December 02, 2003 16:49: Message edited by: USA-se Xenerali-boariku CUSITURA ]

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In a word, gay.
--Bob the Impaler

Posts: 2367 | Registered: Friday, June 27 2003 07:00
SPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAM in General
Bob's Big Date
Member # 3151
Profile Homepage #41
Poor Motrax. Getting banned for brutalizing a topic everyone else enjoyed for no damn good reason must suck.

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In a word, gay.
--Bob the Impaler

Posts: 2367 | Registered: Friday, June 27 2003 07:00
Just checking up! in General
Bob's Big Date
Member # 3151
Profile Homepage #10
quote:
Originally written by Sir David:

Wait, Canada won...? IMAGE(Spiderweb Software Boards Just checking up!_files/tongue.gif)
To even think that we broke even in that one, you'd have to be the hawk of the century or have absolutely no knowledge of history.

Okay, huge setup for an obvious joke... IMAGE(Spiderweb Software Boards Just checking up!_files/tongue.gif)

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In a word, gay.
--Bob the Impaler

Posts: 2367 | Registered: Friday, June 27 2003 07:00
Bork on in General
Bob's Big Date
Member # 3151
Profile Homepage #11
PF: If you tell me you found a game on Transcend level boring, I'll laugh in your face and call you a liar IMAGE(Spiderweb Software Boards Bork on_files/tongue.gif)

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In a word, gay.
--Bob the Impaler

Posts: 2367 | Registered: Friday, June 27 2003 07:00
What music (if any) are you listening to... in General
Bob's Big Date
Member # 3151
Profile Homepage #231
Industrial Disease, Dire Straights.

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In a word, gay.
--Bob the Impaler

Posts: 2367 | Registered: Friday, June 27 2003 07:00
25 USD? in General
Bob's Big Date
Member # 3151
Profile Homepage #29
Just like the modern and correct term for natives of the continent is "First Nations", even though plenty of them weren't there first and nations are a European concept? IMAGE(Spiderweb Software Boards 25 USD2_files/tongue.gif)

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In a word, gay.
--Bob the Impaler

Posts: 2367 | Registered: Friday, June 27 2003 07:00
Undead Topics Need Loving Too (aka "Give Me Your First-Born") in General
Bob's Big Date
Member # 3151
Profile Homepage #63
AbT, mofo. Do you speak it?

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The biggest, the baddest, and the fattest.
Posts: 2367 | Registered: Friday, June 27 2003 07:00
Undead Topics Need Loving Too (aka "Give Me Your First-Born") in General
Bob's Big Date
Member # 3151
Profile Homepage #54
VWM needs love too.

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The biggest, the baddest, and the fattest.
Posts: 2367 | Registered: Friday, June 27 2003 07:00
Just checking up! in General
Bob's Big Date
Member # 3151
Profile Homepage #7
What, exactly, does Canada have to be thankful for? Winning in 1814? IMAGE(Spiderweb Software Boards Just checking up!_files/tongue.gif)

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In a word, gay.
--Bob the Impaler

Posts: 2367 | Registered: Friday, June 27 2003 07:00

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