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Forum Archetypes. in General
Agent
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Profile #25
Rate me!

Tully: Tireless Rebutter
Ben: Deacon

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Drakefyre: Those are hideous mangos.
Posts: 1415 | Registered: Thursday, March 27 2003 08:00
Renovations... in General
Agent
Member # 2820
Profile #37
The software behind these forums are not the best, but I've been OK with them. I'd be delighted with avatars, though. Couldn't there just be some preference to set to block large images or something if you have a slow connection?

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Alorael: War and violence would end if we all had each other's babies!
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Drakefyre: Those are hideous mangos.
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Favorite way to die in Geneforge Series
Agent
Member # 2820
Profile #29
That's a cynical jump.

Anyway, the most important aspect for me about how to die is how people will view your death afterward. Whatever would make me famous would be the best way to go. I would prefer to be known for a heroic act, but dying while doing a very sinister activity is better than not being known at all. At the top of my list would probably be intentionally killing myself with a grenade as a last resort in order to kill terrorists and foil their plan.

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Alorael: War and violence would end if we all had each other's babies!
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Drakefyre: Those are hideous mangos.
Posts: 1415 | Registered: Thursday, March 27 2003 08:00
A Public Service Announcement. in General
Agent
Member # 2820
Profile #16
I might be able to tape on some realistic looking tentacles to a bottle rocket and videotape it. Anyone willing to watch such a video?

[ Sunday, November 12, 2006 09:43: Message edited by: Garrison ]

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Alorael: War and violence would end if we all had each other's babies!
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Drakefyre: Those are hideous mangos.
Posts: 1415 | Registered: Thursday, March 27 2003 08:00
Very quick Geneforge 4: Rebellion Update. in Geneforge 4: Rebellion
Agent
Member # 2820
Profile #34
Please tell me that was a googled image and not something ADoS had on hand.

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Thuryl: I mean, most of us don't go around consuming our own bodily fluids, no matter how delicious they are.
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Alorael: War and violence would end if we all had each other's babies!
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Drakefyre: Those are hideous mangos.
Posts: 1415 | Registered: Thursday, March 27 2003 08:00
We've lost our Sarchasm... in General
Agent
Member # 2820
Profile #14
Wait, so you didn't just change your PDN? You forgot your password, didn't you?

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Thuryl: I mean, most of us don't go around consuming our own bodily fluids, no matter how delicious they are.
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Alorael: War and violence would end if we all had each other's babies!
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Drakefyre: Those are hideous mangos.
Posts: 1415 | Registered: Thursday, March 27 2003 08:00
A Public Service Announcement. in General
Agent
Member # 2820
Profile #3
Come on, helium isn't flammable. A vlish going up in flames is no worse than any other creature, though I imagine it'd smell like burning tires for some reason. That and the horrible shrieking that would ensue.

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Alorael: War and violence would end if we all had each other's babies!
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Drakefyre: Those are hideous mangos.
Posts: 1415 | Registered: Thursday, March 27 2003 08:00
[spam] flash games in General
Agent
Member # 2820
Profile #8
To me, the fact that he registered just to post this one link and the completely generic "I don't work for this place but I think you guys would love it" deal makes him a advertiser.

IBTL

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Alorael: War and violence would end if we all had each other's babies!
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Drakefyre: Those are hideous mangos.
Posts: 1415 | Registered: Thursday, March 27 2003 08:00
It's all my fault. in Blades of Avernum
Agent
Member # 2820
Profile #4
Wow, I've never seen this before. Are you telling me that it is giving you skill points for every level of training?

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Alorael: War and violence would end if we all had each other's babies!
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Drakefyre: Those are hideous mangos.
Posts: 1415 | Registered: Thursday, March 27 2003 08:00
Riddled in General
Agent
Member # 2820
Profile #28
I'm impressed you didn't cheat immediately. I gave up after Level 7. It's certainly a hand crampy activity.

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Thuryl: I mean, most of us don't go around consuming our own bodily fluids, no matter how delicious they are.
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Alorael: War and violence would end if we all had each other's babies!
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Drakefyre: Those are hideous mangos.
Posts: 1415 | Registered: Thursday, March 27 2003 08:00
Pass me the matches in General
Agent
Member # 2820
Profile #3
That's not even in good taste. I doubt he'll make it if someone does light a match.

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Alorael: War and violence would end if we all had each other's babies!
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Drakefyre: Those are hideous mangos.
Posts: 1415 | Registered: Thursday, March 27 2003 08:00
Post election gloating in General
Agent
Member # 2820
Profile #31
As the Constitution allows, they could ban together to impeach and convict him. Even if an abuse of presidential power wasn't an actual crime, clever lawyers could always find something to accuse him of. I just think the two parties, which I think are becoming increasingly similar, would rather take down the meddling president than resolve their differences.

*clears throat* Congratulations to the Democrats, but really I couldn't care less as long as somebody gets the job done right.

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Alorael: War and violence would end if we all had each other's babies!
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Drakefyre: Those are hideous mangos.
Posts: 1415 | Registered: Thursday, March 27 2003 08:00
Everyone needs their addictive drugs. in General
Agent
Member # 2820
Profile #25
IMAGE(http://www.bbspot.com/Images/News_Features/2006/11/caffeine/rockstar.jpg)

I have been waiting for this day for so long. Finally, here is the irrefutable proof of my sheer awesomeness that I have heretofore been claiming.

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Alorael: War and violence would end if we all had each other's babies!
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Drakefyre: Those are hideous mangos.
Posts: 1415 | Registered: Thursday, March 27 2003 08:00
1994 Backwards Is 2006 in General
Agent
Member # 2820
Profile #4
The governator is his own party. Anyway, I was bemused to watch the Democrats take over. I thought they would because of the low approval ratings of the Republican president and the seemingly constant scandals within their congressmen.

Did anyone watch Comedy Central's Live Midterm Midtacular? All of Stephen's interviewees were reelected!

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Thuryl: I mean, most of us don't go around consuming our own bodily fluids, no matter how delicious they are.
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Alorael: War and violence would end if we all had each other's babies!
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Drakefyre: Those are hideous mangos.
Posts: 1415 | Registered: Thursday, March 27 2003 08:00
Resurgence? in General
Agent
Member # 2820
Profile #20
Scorpius's Corn Dog thread is the perfect example of the high quality, non-spam topics we discuss here at the currently undergoing a Renaissance Revival Spiderweb Boards.

And of course, ET has shot enough BBs into the slumbering philosophical beast to wake it up.

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Thuryl: I mean, most of us don't go around consuming our own bodily fluids, no matter how delicious they are.
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Alorael: War and violence would end if we all had each other's babies!
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Drakefyre: Those are hideous mangos.
Posts: 1415 | Registered: Thursday, March 27 2003 08:00
Humans Only in General
Agent
Member # 2820
Profile #154
For now I think my signature will consist entirely of quotes taken, miraculously, in context from this thread.

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Thuryl: I mean, most of us don't go around consuming our own bodily fluids, no matter how delicious they are.
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Alorael: War and violence would end if we all had each other's babies!
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Drakefyre: Those are hideous mangos.
Posts: 1415 | Registered: Thursday, March 27 2003 08:00
Global warming is getting tired, as a threat. in General
Agent
Member # 2820
Profile #42
quote:
Originally written by chasm of Sar:

Hyperbole. Overwrought emotion. Like watching Arnold cry. Nuff said.
????

I only pointed out that the article made a very bold, grave prediction of the future. It's plausible if we continue to be idiots, which is a very likely possibility, but it's still just a worst case scenario.

[ Monday, November 06, 2006 14:11: Message edited by: Garrison ]

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Alorael: War and violence would end if we all had each other's babies!
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Drakefyre: Those are hideous mangos.
Posts: 1415 | Registered: Thursday, March 27 2003 08:00
Humans Only in General
Agent
Member # 2820
Profile #138
No wonder Tully's views on ethics are so screwed up! He's actually been talking about #%^* the whole time!

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Alorael: War and violence would end if we all had each other's babies!
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Drakefyre: Those are hideous mangos.
Posts: 1415 | Registered: Thursday, March 27 2003 08:00
Suggestions for new titles in General
Agent
Member # 2820
Profile #13
How about "Not even worth it"?

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Thuryl: I mean, most of us don't go around consuming our own bodily fluids, no matter how delicious they are.
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Alorael: War and violence would end if we all had each other's babies!
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Drakefyre: Those are hideous mangos.
Posts: 1415 | Registered: Thursday, March 27 2003 08:00
Humans Only in General
Agent
Member # 2820
Profile #133
It's difficult to understand your sarcasm when you exhibit no warm cuddliness at all whatsoever in anything when the rest of society moves toward more humane principles.

Also, a bit late:

You scored as Destroyer.

Congratulations. You're a Destroyer. For the record, this means you are probably Psychotic as these questions were taken from a Psychiatry book. You either hate order or view it as a tool for control. Your second trait is probably Narcissist or Miscreant. Combine this result and the second for what you are.

Destroyer
75%
Narcissist
65%
Altruist
60%
Conqueror
60%
Citizen
55%
Guardian
55%
Hedonist
50%
Miscreant
35%
Pacifist
35%
Loner
30%

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Thuryl: I mean, most of us don't go around consuming our own bodily fluids, no matter how delicious they are.
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Alorael: War and violence would end if we all had each other's babies!
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Drakefyre: Those are hideous mangos.
Posts: 1415 | Registered: Thursday, March 27 2003 08:00
Humans Only in General
Agent
Member # 2820
Profile #123
It'd certainly be interesting to see how his views would change if he fell to the bottom of the social and economic ladder due to some grievous error of judgment. Of course after that, as paternalistic and benevolent people, we would wish him good fortune.

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Thuryl: I mean, most of us don't go around consuming our own bodily fluids, no matter how delicious they are.
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Alorael: War and violence would end if we all had each other's babies!
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Drakefyre: Those are hideous mangos.
Posts: 1415 | Registered: Thursday, March 27 2003 08:00
Global warming is getting tired, as a threat. in General
Agent
Member # 2820
Profile #38
Now that's comedy. I guess I shouldn't have tried so hard to figure out how to use the inner cavities of a bison for hand washing. It was actually pretty disturbing.

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Thuryl: I mean, most of us don't go around consuming our own bodily fluids, no matter how delicious they are.
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Alorael: War and violence would end if we all had each other's babies!
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Drakefyre: Those are hideous mangos.
Posts: 1415 | Registered: Thursday, March 27 2003 08:00
Humans Only in General
Agent
Member # 2820
Profile #95
If you all get carpal tunnel syndrome typing out responses to Tully's backwards discriminatory posts, he will not be the only one laughing.

Anyway, to say that animals don't suffer is ridiculous. The only reason why people hurt animals or bugs for no practical reason is to feel powerful. The only reason why normally people feel bad about hitting a dog, instead of a pillow for example, is that our human sense of empathy willingly extends to other living beings.

Finally, cats are naturally evil. Discuss.

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Thuryl: I mean, most of us don't go around consuming our own bodily fluids, no matter how delicious they are.
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Alorael: War and violence would end if we all had each other's babies!
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Drakefyre: Those are hideous mangos.
Posts: 1415 | Registered: Thursday, March 27 2003 08:00
Global warming is getting tired, as a threat. in General
Agent
Member # 2820
Profile #34
quote:
Originally written by SNM:

Oh, you guys do get that the fishing article actually has nothing to do with global warming, right? Right?
He's just talking about the effects of over-fishing on populations. Kind of like what we did to the enormous bison herds around 1900.

We all understood that. That's why this topic has two parallel threads of discussion. However, the title invited discussion on global warming, so there you go.

Um, why can't you wash your hands in a buffalo?

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Thuryl: I mean, most of us don't go around consuming our own bodily fluids, no matter how delicious they are.
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Alorael: War and violence would end if we all had each other's babies!
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Drakefyre: Those are hideous mangos.
Posts: 1415 | Registered: Thursday, March 27 2003 08:00
Humans Only in General
Agent
Member # 2820
Profile #77
Really? I thought we were all turning into goo. :)

This so-called effect you may notice is not really due to the nature of the topic in itself, though.

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Alorael: War and violence would end if we all had each other's babies!
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Drakefyre: Those are hideous mangos.
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