A Public Service Announcement.
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His Mighty Tentacle
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written Saturday, November 11 2006 07:28
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From the recent "Pass the matches" thread. quote:The Vlish Safety Council would like to remind you to keep all flamable objects away from Vlish for your own safety. Not responsable for lost eyebrows or scrambled brains. And Smouldery the Vlish would like to remind you, ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT VLISH FIRES! -------------------- If I could make just one wish, I would want a tasty vlish. Geneforge IV. Still no tasty vlish. Posts: 1104 | Registered: Tuesday, February 12 2002 08:00 |
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Master
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written Saturday, November 11 2006 07:36
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 Maybe we should take heed. -------------------- -ben4808 Posts: 3360 | Registered: Friday, June 25 2004 07:00 |
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Councilor
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written Saturday, November 11 2006 07:49
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Smokey the Bear and fire supression were huge mistakes. On the other hand, Dikiyoba is not about to argue with a vlish. Edit: Typo. [ Saturday, November 11, 2006 07:50: Message edited by: Dikiyoba ] Posts: 4346 | Registered: Friday, December 23 2005 08:00 |
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Agent
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written Saturday, November 11 2006 07:54
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Come on, helium isn't flammable. A vlish going up in flames is no worse than any other creature, though I imagine it'd smell like burning tires for some reason. That and the horrible shrieking that would ensue. -------------------- Thuryl: I mean, most of us don't go around consuming our own bodily fluids, no matter how delicious they are. ==== Alorael: War and violence would end if we all had each other's babies! ==== Drakefyre: Those are hideous mangos. Posts: 1415 | Registered: Thursday, March 27 2003 08:00 |
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Electric Sheep One
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written Saturday, November 11 2006 08:08
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And all the vlishanity! -------------------- We're not doing cool. We're doing pretty. Posts: 3335 | Registered: Thursday, September 4 2003 07:00 |
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His Mighty Tentacle
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written Saturday, November 11 2006 08:23
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It is not the helium that is of a concern to my species. It is the flatus based propulsion system. -------------------- If I could make just one wish, I would want a tasty vlish. Geneforge IV. Still no tasty vlish. Posts: 1104 | Registered: Tuesday, February 12 2002 08:00 |
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Law Bringer
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written Saturday, November 11 2006 11:23
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Do not taunt Happy Fun Vlish. —Alorael, who isn't sure if that's because they'll explode or because they'll make your brain explode. Either way you shouldn't do it. Posts: 14579 | Registered: Saturday, December 1 2001 08:00 |
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Shaper
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written Saturday, November 11 2006 11:27
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quote:But if you must, bring plenty of Beano. :P -------------------- I tried to think of something witty to put here. Needless to say, I failed. Posts: 2686 | Registered: Friday, September 8 2006 07:00 |
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Law Bringer
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written Saturday, November 11 2006 20:04
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Just stick a pyroroamer underneath the vlish and fire one little thorn. Then watch which way the vlish is suddenly propelled. Posts: 4643 | Registered: Friday, February 10 2006 08:00 |
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His Mighty Tentacle
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written Saturday, November 11 2006 20:21
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Cruel cruel random bipedal creature!!! :eek: -------------------- If I could make just one wish, I would want a tasty vlish. Geneforge IV. Still no tasty vlish. Posts: 1104 | Registered: Tuesday, February 12 2002 08:00 |
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Shaper
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written Saturday, November 11 2006 20:39
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I need to try that next time a vlish crosses me. It's a bird, it's a plane, it's a vlish rocket! -------------------- I tried to think of something witty to put here. Needless to say, I failed. Posts: 2686 | Registered: Friday, September 8 2006 07:00 |
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Law Bringer
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written Saturday, November 11 2006 21:35
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I'm an experimentalist. There's nothing like trying it out instead of wasting time trying to develop a theoretical model. Besides I always wanted to find a practicle use for them. Posts: 4643 | Registered: Friday, February 10 2006 08:00 |
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Warrior
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written Saturday, November 11 2006 23:11
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Experimental... I'll get the det cord, a blasting cap, 2 ounces of white gas, and a plushy vlish toy. Ohhh that will make a nice whooooshing noise. Posts: 143 | Registered: Sunday, October 29 2006 07:00 |
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Lifecrafter
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written Saturday, November 11 2006 23:29
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Dear Lord, you're all starting to sound like Sicarius... So what is all this about Vlish and fires, anyway? I must confess, I don't get it and I want in. EDIT: I think that this was post 400. Moving up in the world. -------------------- The Silent Assassin has now sent his third e-mail, asking why I haven't picked him up from the airport and why the phone line is disconnected. The stopwatch has been activated. His current record for a bunker break-in is five hours, twenty-two minutes, and 15.72 seconds from the sending of the third e-mail. I'll be impressed if it takes him less than twelve with this scenario. :D [ Saturday, November 11, 2006 23:43: Message edited by: They Call Me... Grimm ] -------------------- -Lenar Labs What's Your Destiny? Ushmushmeifa: Lenar's power is almighty and ineffable. All hail lord Noric, god of... well, something important, I'm sure. Posts: 735 | Registered: Monday, January 16 2006 08:00 |
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Agent
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written Sunday, November 12 2006 03:38
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Vlish Mental Fire Attack? Amusing. -------------------- Download Geneforge 4: Rebellion You have 6 posts. Nobody cares what you think. - Thuryl Wikipedia may be your friend, but UBB is not. - Dikiyoba Posts: 1310 | Registered: Tuesday, December 20 2005 08:00 |
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Law Bringer
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written Sunday, November 12 2006 04:20
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I have nothing against vlish, I just want to experiment. The question of propulsion can be tested once and for all. It could be worse since we can't modify one directly. Posts: 4643 | Registered: Friday, February 10 2006 08:00 |
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Agent
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written Sunday, November 12 2006 09:42
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I might be able to tape on some realistic looking tentacles to a bottle rocket and videotape it. Anyone willing to watch such a video? [ Sunday, November 12, 2006 09:43: Message edited by: Garrison ] -------------------- Thuryl: I mean, most of us don't go around consuming our own bodily fluids, no matter how delicious they are. ==== Alorael: War and violence would end if we all had each other's babies! ==== Drakefyre: Those are hideous mangos. Posts: 1415 | Registered: Thursday, March 27 2003 08:00 |
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Agent
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written Sunday, November 12 2006 09:50
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Ooh! Ooh! Me! I want to watch! -------------------- You acquire an item: Radio Free Foil Posts: 1169 | Registered: Monday, September 23 2002 07:00 |
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Shaper
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written Sunday, November 12 2006 09:53
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quote:Veliscious Dlish claims that vlish propulsion is powered by flatulence. That's why I made the Beano joke. And I think I'd like to watch that video too. -------------------- I tried to think of something witty to put here. Needless to say, I failed. Posts: 2686 | Registered: Friday, September 8 2006 07:00 |