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Guardian
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Profile #25
-X- loves the new Shaper graphic. -X- is now so excited, that he reverts to eating fluffy turtles. Perhaps the half-digested sanity will help.

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May the fires of Undeath burn in your soul, and consume it.
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Shaper
Member # 7472
Profile Homepage #26
Haven't you read any of Dikiyoba's stories, -X-? Don't you know that Fluffy Turtles are now an endangered species?

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Guardian
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Why, yes. Of course. Why else would -X- eat them?

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Law Bringer
Member # 6785
Profile #28
Don't you know that fluffy turtles can attack. The bite is more of a gumming attack, but they clamp on and don't let go until they get all of your sanity.

You still have about a week to get a Mac. There are probably some used old Mac minis out there that you could use with your Windows equipment for not too much.
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Agent
Member # 1934
Profile Homepage #29
Nice going, Diki.
Salmon was just having fun.

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Guardian
Member # 5360
Profile #30
Originally written by Randomizer :

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Don't you know that fluffy turtles can attack? The bite is more of a gumming attack, but they clamp on and don't let go until they get all of your sanity.
-X- already has no sanity. And, besides, -X- doubts that they can get through his impenetrable shield of Grammar and Spelling.

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Shaper
Member # 73
Profile #31
Do not underestimate the fluffy turtles, -X-. I once saw on the Discovery Channel a video of a steady stream of ants marching up a tree only to be devoured by a praying mantis. However, the ants eventually swarmed the mantis and tore it apart, after which they carried its parts back to their colony to eat. Remember that the next time you try to eat a fluffy turtle. They're smarter than you.

IMAGE(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v398/TheAlmightyDoerOfStuff/InspectorPeanut.jpg)

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Too Sexy for my Title
Member # 5654
Profile #32
WOW, it looks awesome. I can't wait until it comes out. Is it time to start hating on Mac users 'cause they get the games first?

Edit: I just noticed the post above, and to clarify I meant GF4. GF4 looks awesome, not the weird turtle thing.

[ Saturday, November 11, 2006 19:25: Message edited by: Kitana ]
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Off With Their Heads
Member # 4045
Profile Homepage #33
quote:
Originally written by Kitana:

Edit: I just noticed the post above, and to clarify I meant GF4. GF4 looks awesome, not the weird turtle thing.
The turtle is not amused.
IMAGE(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v398/TheAlmightyDoerOfStuff/InspectorPeanut.jpg)

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Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens.
Smoo: Get ready to face the walls!
Ephesos: In conclusion, yarr.

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Agent
Member # 2820
Profile #34
Please tell me that was a googled image and not something ADoS had on hand.

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Thuryl: I mean, most of us don't go around consuming our own bodily fluids, no matter how delicious they are.
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Alorael: War and violence would end if we all had each other's babies!
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Drakefyre: Those are hideous mangos.
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Off With Their Heads
Member # 4045
Profile Homepage #35
Check the URL. It is definitely something that he had on hand.

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Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens.
Smoo: Get ready to face the walls!
Ephesos: In conclusion, yarr.

Kelandon's Pink and Pretty Page!!: the authorized location for all things by me
The Archive of all released BoE scenarios ever
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Law Bringer
Member # 6785
Profile #36
Do not mock the turtle. They get aroused and start to eat everything. The forums just got cleaned up from the last incident.
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Shaper
Member # 7420
Profile Homepage #37
Thank Lucre that this game is finally comming out. I was sorely disapointed at how bad a game Neverwinter Nights was, and I can't wait to play something I know will be good.
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Dikiyoba:
Too spammy, didn't read.
I am going to steal this and use it like it was my own from now on.

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You lose.
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Shaper
Member # 73
Profile #38
That is Inspector Peanut, the fluffy turtle that led his kind to the promised land below the sanity jar. Do you dislike him, Garrison? Then you shall likely feel his wrath when you least expect it.

IMAGE(http://ados.ermarian.net/InspectorPeanutSpiral.jpg)

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My Myspace, with some of my audial and visual art
The Lyceum - The Headquarters of the Blades designing community
The Louvre - The Blades of Avernum graphics database
Alexandria - The Blades of Exile Scenario database
BoE Webring - Self explanatory
Polaris - Free porn here
Odd Todd - Fun for the unemployed (and everyone else too)
They Might Be Giants - Four websites for one of the greatest bands in existance
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Agent
Member # 6581
Profile Homepage #39
It's a bit hipnotic.

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Agent
Member # 2759
Profile Homepage #40
And this year's prize for under-statement of the year goes to...

<Fanfare>

MagmaDragoon, for this gem:

quote:
It's a bit hipnotic.
<Wild, rapturous applause>

:P

Seriously, after looking at that image, I need my eyes transplanted. Never mind what it did to my sanity.

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"I can't read this thread with that image. But then, that's not a complaint." -Scorpius

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His Mighty Tentacle
Member # 627
Profile #41
We Vlish approve of your sanity sucking turtles.

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If I could make just one wish, I would want a tasty vlish.

Geneforge IV. Still no tasty vlish.
Posts: 1104 | Registered: Tuesday, February 12 2002 08:00
Shaper
Member # 7472
Profile Homepage #42
Except that the effects of them eating your sanity also negates attempts at mind-control.

Also, speaking of plush stuffed animals, didn't someone else have a stuffed Cryoa?

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His Mighty Tentacle
Member # 627
Profile #43
quote:
Originally written by Nioca:

Except that the effects of them eating your sanity also negates attempts at mind-control.

Also, speaking of plush stuffed animals, didn't someone else have a stuffed Cryoa?

Insanity gives us the chaos we desire. An unsound mind tastes better. Fluffy turtles provide us with the mental seasoning we crave. Why control food?

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If I could make just one wish, I would want a tasty vlish.

Geneforge IV. Still no tasty vlish.
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Shaper
Member # 7472
Profile Homepage #44
Another thing to worry about, Velicious Dlish, is that the fluffy turtles will come after you.

FEAR THE TURTLE, VLISH! FEAR THE TURTLE!!!!
IMAGE(http://ados.ermarian.net/InspectorPeanutSpiral.jpg)

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Councilor
Member # 6600
Profile Homepage #45
Originally by Nioca:

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Also, speaking of plush stuffed animals, didn't someone else have a stuffed Cryoa?
They're not around anymore, so it doesn't really matter.

Dikiyoba.
Posts: 4346 | Registered: Friday, December 23 2005 08:00
Apprentice
Member # 6559
Profile #46
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh fluffy Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.

Apparently, that particular Great Elder does not eat all that live. Instead, it eats threads.
Posts: 27 | Registered: Thursday, December 15 2005 08:00
Shock Trooper
Member # 4239
Profile #47
For some reason when I was reading Dikiyoba's stories I kept picturing the turtles more as feathered than fluffy. How strange.

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Posts: 322 | Registered: Monday, April 12 2004 07:00
Councilor
Member # 6600
Profile Homepage #48
Originally by Silb Aran:

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Ph'nglui mglw'nafh fluffy Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.

Apparently, that particular Great Elder does not eat all that live. Instead, it eats threads.
Another cultist! Someone tell Arancaytar! Iä! Iä!

Originally by SNM:

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For some reason when I was reading Dikiyoba's stories I kept picturing the turtles more as feathered than fluffy. How strange.
Dikiyoba has always seen the fluffy turtles as covered in really fine, long fluff, kind of like the cats and dogs that have more fluff than body.

Edit: Post 2222.

[ Sunday, November 12, 2006 16:54: Message edited by: Dikiyoba ]
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Shaper
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I imagined them with cotton-like fluff. Like the tail of a rabbit.

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