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United Nations? in General
Raven v. Writing Desk
Member # 261
Profile Homepage #5
There are definitely multiple spidwebbers from some of the countries that aren't listed (like France). Whereas several of the listed "countries" are not going to produce useful data...

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Slarty vs. DeskDesk vs. SlartyTimeline of ErmarianG4 Strategy Central
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There Are Other Worlds Than These . . . in General
Raven v. Writing Desk
Member # 261
Profile Homepage #16
Dungeon Master II has worked perfectly on every Mac I've had since it came out. It should work fine.

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Best Spiderweb game in General
Raven v. Writing Desk
Member # 261
Profile Homepage #5
If you already played the G series, why include it in the poll? Certainly not for completeness, given that you refuse to include Exile and (even more strangely) Blades.

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OoC Thread for "An RP in the World of Avernum... *Reloaded*" in General
Raven v. Writing Desk
Member # 261
Profile Homepage #207
GOLDENKING:
This has gone way too far. There are now two options:

1. You post in this thread, have a respectful conversation about what is and is not acceptable to do in the RP, and respect the judgment of your fellow players.

2. I ask Arancaytar to forcibly remove you from the RP thread. I would never consider this, but you are refusing to listen to reason time and again. At this point, I think most of the other players would support my request.

[ Monday, April 03, 2006 16:27: Message edited by: Dame Annals ]

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Slarty vs. DeskDesk vs. SlartyTimeline of ErmarianG4 Strategy Central
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There Are Other Worlds Than These . . . in General
Raven v. Writing Desk
Member # 261
Profile Homepage #13
Realmz is entirely inferior to Exile, but it can still be fun, and is worth a few days of play. As for registration codes: Fantasoft was pretty much incommunicado for a year or two, but there is a new business partner dealing with registration codes. I emailed him and received a replacement registration code within an hour, a few months ago.

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The Abominable Photo Thread IV: A New Hope in General
Raven v. Writing Desk
Member # 261
Profile Homepage #33
I too am surprised to find out that Dikiyoba is a woman, but only because she has never corrected the frequent use (by others) of male pronouns to refer to Dikiyoba. As far as personality goes it makes perfect sense to me.

[ Monday, April 03, 2006 05:39: Message edited by: Dame Annals ]

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Slarty vs. DeskDesk vs. SlartyTimeline of ErmarianG4 Strategy Central
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Themed Party Contest in General
Raven v. Writing Desk
Member # 261
Profile Homepage #20
The dog is great.

Slartucker thinks Dikiyoba should try one using the S vs. D versions of Dikiyoba, Ephesos, and Arancaytar, too.

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OoC Thread for "An RP in the World of Avernum... *Reloaded*" in General
Raven v. Writing Desk
Member # 261
Profile Homepage #184
I will be more explicit.

Other than Formello, no one has stated anything. THEREFORE, make it up. It's an RP. There are no history books to refer to for the past 300 years. We all collectively make it up. We just have to be reasonable about it.

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There Are Other Worlds Than These . . . in General
Raven v. Writing Desk
Member # 261
Profile Homepage #6
If you're going to set up mini vmac, I can also recommend Wizardry VI: Bane of the Cosmic Forge. I could only get it to run in black and white, but it's still a great game.

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OoC Thread for "An RP in the World of Avernum... *Reloaded*" in General
Raven v. Writing Desk
Member # 261
Profile Homepage #179
Thralni, make up a city. As Aran keeps saying, and people keep forgetting, 300 years have passed. There should really be VARIOUS new settlements around Avernum and Valorim.

Alternately, go ahead and quit. If you can't get exactly what you want, there's no reason to compromise with other people. :P

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The Abominable Photo Thread IV: A New Hope in General
Raven v. Writing Desk
Member # 261
Profile Homepage #3
Since nobody seemed to find this in the last thread, here it is again:

IMAGE(http://home.uchicago.edu/~tbennett/tuck-s2.jpg)

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OoC Thread for "An RP in the World of Avernum... *Reloaded*" in General
Raven v. Writing Desk
Member # 261
Profile Homepage #163
Is this actually a problem for you, Thralni? It seems like all the factions you have any interaction with, or are located anywhere near, are posting about once a day...

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OoC Thread for "An RP in the World of Avernum... *Reloaded*" in General
Raven v. Writing Desk
Member # 261
Profile Homepage #154
Aran: I will get to it as soon as I can. Splitting up my forces, which was kind of necessary given the nature of goblins, has left me with 3-4 fronts that need updating at any given time, not counting Glogroth, and writing decent RP posts takes more effort than random posts do.

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OoC Thread for "An RP in the World of Avernum... *Reloaded*" in General
Raven v. Writing Desk
Member # 261
Profile Homepage #147
"or is this RP some kind of ancient Myth, like the Greeks and Romans had"

In case you didn't notice, the RP involves magic, mythological creatures, and a whole slew of other things that do not exist in our world. Yes, I am a stickler for realism in the context of the game-world. I strive to maintain the integrity of the game-world. This is quite different from suddenly deciding to apply real-world standards of reality to the game-world, in one limited instance, which is what you are doing right now :P

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OoC Thread for "An RP in the World of Avernum... *Reloaded*" in General
Raven v. Writing Desk
Member # 261
Profile Homepage #145
(IC) Thralni, are you questioning the faith of my dear Gobby Gods? Gobriquet, come over here and help your dear me, help me to split the head of the numskull of a nephil who dares to question the farting power of our Gods! (/IC)

Edit: In all seriousness, Thralni, the only thing time I have written dialogue in for the Gobby Gods is when Glogroth is alone at the Holy Hole. I have left it up to the reader to determine what this means. At the moment, there are many plausible explanations, including that the Gods are real, or that Glogroth is crazy, or quite possibly both.
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The citadel isn't surrounded by goblins, is it? Kappa only brought 20 or 30, both you and I specified that in our posts. The rest of the army is nearby, but it's not surrounded.

BTW, I finally updated the roster.

[ Saturday, April 01, 2006 03:33: Message edited by: Dame Annals ]

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An RP in the World of Avernum *Reloaded* in General
Raven v. Writing Desk
Member # 261
Profile Homepage #225
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Humans are whiny and sensitive, like babies who have been coddled. A lot of goblins are whiny and sensitive too. But we must try to be better than the humans. We must put up with discomfort, so that we may better slay the evil men.

-- The Great Authoritative Extra Great Guide to Killing, Slaying, Butchering, and Otherwise Disemboweling Humans
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Gilgamegob stood on the east bank of the river that separated the swamps from the human lands of eastern Pralgad. He could see houses in the distance; they were just at the outskirts of the heavily settled lands.

His troops were lined up just by the river for several miles. It had taken a while to lug all of their plants and nodules and other pieces of filth across the river; and in darkness, too, for they wanted every advantage they could get, against the vicious humans.

The swamp stuff was packed together in great, rotten, smelly heaps, every hundred feet or so.

"It's time. Give the signal to the rest of the army."

Gilgamegob bent down and kindled a small fire at the foot of his pile of crap. Within a few minutes, the whole heap was starting to burn. Similar fires appeared all the way down the line of goblins.

"This smell is smelly and unbearable! Please, please let me go jump in the river, master!"

Even Gilgamegob was holding his nose. "Enough, Enkigoo. This just means our trick is working, working well. This horrible smell will drive the humanitarians out of their houses, and it will linger, so they won't be back, no they won't."

The mages, who had been experimenting to find out which smelly things burned the smelliest, had come up with a collection whose foul odor lingered for several days before really disappearing. They also assured him that it would spread out to wreak reek at quite a distance. Gilgamegob couldn't be sure his ploy would work. But if it smelled this bad to him, surely it would make weak-nosed humans gag, or vomit, or at least want to get away as fast as they could.

The line of goblins slipped back down in the depression of the river after lighting all of the heaps. They would wait for the smell to rouse the humans. When they left, they would take over their towns, and fortify them, to make it easier to kill the many, many humans who lay beyond.

[ Saturday, April 01, 2006 03:24: Message edited by: Dame Annals ]

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Slarty vs. DeskDesk vs. SlartyTimeline of ErmarianG4 Strategy Central
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OoC Thread for "An RP in the World of Avernum... *Reloaded*" in General
Raven v. Writing Desk
Member # 261
Profile Homepage #142
"If you know of any sentient beings in the Ndovlu mountains, I would appreciate getting to meet them."

Zephyr, I want to meet you too, but surely there is a better way to arrange it than asking a bizarre and blatantly OOC question...

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Just because we all love census topics in General
Raven v. Writing Desk
Member # 261
Profile Homepage #37
I think we should make MagmaDragoon's mother an honorary member of the forums.

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Themed Party Contest in General
Raven v. Writing Desk
Member # 261
Profile Homepage #0
Tyranicus, who has just discovered the splendor of Final Fantasy 3j, recently posted this picture of a party inspired by Dikiyoba's script:

IMAGE(http://www.shadowvale.net/chats/spidweb-ff3.jpg)

Last year I made a Jewel of Arabia party based on the Planeteers (you start with a monkey, so it was asking for it):

IMAGE(http://home.uchicago.edu/~tbennett/planeteers.gif)

So, here's a contest: take a screenshot of the most amusing / appropriate RPG party you can come up with. It can be Spidweb-themed, or not, and it can be a SW game, or not.

The winner, determined by me, wins his or her choice of the following lovely prizes graciously donated by members in the chat room:
-- being a moderator*
-- instant, painful death
-- the Balms of Inanity and Death
-- a copy of Carmageddon (PC, Win95 only)
-- a copy of Spectre VR on a floppy disk
-- nothing

*note: moderatorship will be granted on one message board, not necessarily this one

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Slarty vs. DeskDesk vs. SlartyTimeline of ErmarianG4 Strategy Central
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Classic RPG Heritage Poll in General
Raven v. Writing Desk
Member # 261
Profile Homepage #34
Yup, that's Hack and it's one of the major Roguelikes. It is an odd one, and not a favorite of mine, but there you go.

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OoC Thread for "An RP in the World of Avernum... *Reloaded*" in General
Raven v. Writing Desk
Member # 261
Profile Homepage #139
If you think that's bad... the next time Tygra acts up, the Gobby Gods are going to fart at him. :P

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Slarty vs. DeskDesk vs. SlartyTimeline of ErmarianG4 Strategy Central
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Classic RPG Heritage Poll in General
Raven v. Writing Desk
Member # 261
Profile Homepage #29
Depends what you're looking for. If you prefer Avernum to Exile, you may be out of luck. If you don't mind lower quality graphics, Pool of Radiance is an obvious recommendation. For pseudo-real time, full RPG dungeon crawls, you can't beat Dungeon Master II.

If you like games that are more plot-driven and less open-ended, Final Fantasy 4 and 6 (released in the U.S. as II and III respectively) and ChronoTrigger, all SNES games, have stood the test of time. Some would also include Super Mario RPG, brilliant in its day, in this category. Most of those have been re-released for PlayStation or GBA.

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OoC Thread for "An RP in the World of Avernum... *Reloaded*" in General
Raven v. Writing Desk
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Profile Homepage #132
Dikiyoba is good.

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Modern day classics in General
Raven v. Writing Desk
Member # 261
Profile Homepage #74
The italics you omitted from my statement are rather significant. Obviously, many standards would not count Russia as Western. But there are also ways of dividing the world that would count it as Western. See, for example

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Western_world

which points out the ambiguity in the word "Western" at extravagant length. To quote:

"In the Near East or Middle East, (both terms relative to Europe as being in the west), the distinction between Western Europe and Eastern Europe is of less importance; countries that western Europeans might think of as part of Eastern Europe, i.e. Russia, might be counted as Western in the Middle East, in the sense of being both European and Christian. People from the West are known by many in the East and Middle East as "Westerners".

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Modern day classics in General
Raven v. Writing Desk
Member # 261
Profile Homepage #70
I have a custom title suggestion for Siegfried.

"That Guy"

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