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Episode 3: A New Game in General
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Ah! Ambushed and killed, and in my ideal environment, too (cold). That was rather disappointing. Oh well...

*begins researching resurrection through cryomancy*

Other than that, it is still a good source of insanity/spam-based entertainment.

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Episode 3: A New Game in General
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Hmm...winter on the forum...and I didn't show up? I really like the cold.

Just how many episodes will there be? 6, like with Star Wars? OR shall there be as many episodes as there are Star Wars book? If so, then we would definitely need God's aid...

[ Friday, October 20, 2006 12:23: Message edited by: Zephyr Tempest ]

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Happy Birthday to Me in General
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Profile #16
Hey! Cut *around* the cats!

This topic is quickly becoming a birthday bonanza...hey...MY birthday's in a couple of months!

Happy birthday to Nikki and Oscar, who, willingly or not, have been dragged into this topic on the subject of their birthdays.

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Happy Birthday!! in General
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Profile #14
Happy Birthday, Marlenny.

But you'll never find MY phone number!

Anyway...have a mysterious birthday cake!

IMAGE(http://www.einfach-persoenlich.de/bilder/birthday-happy.jpg)

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Because it's been forever since the last one in General
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Age: 14
Height: Somewhere between 5 and 6 feet tall.
Hair Color: Dark Brown
Eye Color: Brown

[i]Do you ...[/i]
Have a tattoo? No. I do not plan on having any in the near future, either.
Have any piercings? Metal? Inserted into my body? No thanks.
Have a bf/gf? Nyet
Like thunderstorms? Brontophobia
Ever stop using the computer? Even asking such a question is blasphemy!

[i]Have you/Do you have...[/i]
Considered a life of crime? There are people who could use that information
Split personalities? No, or at least that's what Yosef, the eternally hidden, says.
Obsessions? Cats. Video Games. Harry Harrison books.

[i]Right now...[/i]
Current clothes: Who cares?
Current mood: Apathetic
Current music: None
Current annoyance: All these 'Right Now' questions
Current thing you should be doing: Sleeping.
[i]Favorite...[/i]
Drink: Water
Color: Blue
Candy: None
Movie: Not sure
Person to talk to: I am generally apathetic towards people, in accordance with Feline advice.

[i]Do you perfer...[/i]
McDonalds or Burger King? Not even if I were paid.
Root Beer or Dr Pepper? Neither
Sunshine or Rain? Out of those two, rain. But I prefer snow.
Spring or Fall? Fall
Winter or Summer? Winter
Vanilla or Chocolate? Chocolate. My chocolate. All mine.
Lights on or Off? I prefer darkness, but that makes it hard to type.

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I'm a Runescape freak how about you? in General
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The Runescape...THE RUNESCAPE! Please, no more Runescape! In the beginning, I tried to become a wizard, but they ruined the spellcasting system. I eventually gave up and became a Mace-wielding warrior. I currently have full steel arm,or and a steel sq. shield, and an adamantine mace, but I swear I'll never play that game again.

My name WAS Light_Mage14.

But I play Knight Online now(Server Cypher1, name is Eleihoff, El Moradian, I usually hang out near El Morad castle), Which has proved to be far better than Runescape. Perhaps even the best MMORPG I've ever played. It's free, too. With a membership option, of course. But, alas! It has grinding, as well! At least you have the option of doing quests to earn part of your experience, and the monsters can be diverse, unlike Runescape.

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Pyrotechnics in General
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Profile #16
quote:
Originally written by Little Billy Sue:

Did you know that Yu-Gi-Oh cards burn purple?
I've got some cards I'd be willing to dispose of.

And I've always kept myself from setting things on fire (usually with video games or reading non-burning books). Even just thinking about burning things requires me to keep myself from laughing maniacally.

But, if I ever end up as an outlaw anyway, things WILL burn.

[ Sunday, July 23, 2006 22:27: Message edited by: Zephyr Tempest. ]

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Whats Up? in General
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Profile #22
From my experience, a topic here usually reaches the 2nd page around the 24th post.

And, I don't like either Burger King or McDonalds.

Ah, why not...
Another welcome from me!

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Whats Up? in General
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Profile #6
quote:
Originally written by Tyran:

Welcome to Spiderweb, Lethal_Chupacabra (That's the Mexican Bigfoot right?)
No...its name literally means goat-sucker, because legend has it that it sucks the blood of livestock. And reports of seeing El Chupacabra are in several parts of the Americas.

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Whats Up? in General
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Profile #1
Up is a direction.

Welcome to the Spiderweb Software forums! Leave your sanity at the door.

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Oh my God, you just can't make this **** up. in General
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[quote=The_Other_Guy]
Ever try vegetarian "meat?"
[/quote]I did once have some veggie burgers...and they were delicious! I wish I remembered what brand they were, I remember my teacher (yes, this was at school, I don't remember the exact name of the class, but it was a 7th grade home economics class) brought two flavors, one was pizza, and the other was(suprise) some sort of meat that I don't remember. All I remember was that the boxes had red, they required cooking, and they had a picture of the food on the front (presented as if they were real burgers, maybe?). I can't remember anything specific.

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Oh my God, you just can't make this **** up. in General
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Are those sausages made from...MEAT? Or bird dropping caterpillars, or, more likely, just droppings? If it wasn't mentioned that those were eggs, I would have actually believed that for some reason, someone put insulation foam on what appeared to be very low quality meat. And those pancakes look kind of like frisbees. And when I saw the Nutritional Facts, I was scared... It's like they gathered all the junk food in the world, deep-fried it 17 times in a row, bathed it in pure, melted fat and then shaped and colored it until it resembled food, then stuffed it with preservatives and...Dihydrogen pyrophosphate? IF anyone can get some information on that, please tell me.

If you'll excuse me, I'm feeling sick just from reading about it. I think I may just stick to drinking water for a while.

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Dreams in General
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Profile #48
I hardly ever dream anymore. At least the dreams I have now and then are usually lucid dreams where I have powerful telekinesis. What fun!

On hopefully another note, I pretty much stopped dreaming after I made a dreamcatcher at school in the 4th grade. Makes you think, doesn't it? ;)

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Xylgham udwlnit skretcko!1!! in General
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quote:
Zephyr Tempest waves his hands dramatically. A puff of sulfurous smoke appears over the summoning platform.

Zephyr Tempest: That wasn't what I was...

As the smoke clears, a haakai is revealed on the summoning platform.

Zephyr Tempest: ...trying to do.
And everyone believes it was an accident. No one suspects me of my true magical profession...

Feel free to PM me if you need my help for the scripts, Dikiyoba.

[ Friday, May 12, 2006 14:59: Message edited by: Zephyr Tempest. ]

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Spawner graphics: G1 vs G3 in Geneforge Series
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Profile #4
quote:
Originally written by Nick Ringer:

... what about the new thahd? I kind of like it, just a bit too spotted for me though.
The new Thahd looks quite...overweight. A lot more like the Battle Alpha, in fact.

But yes, The G1 spawner was much better looking, because it doesn't look like a pile of lime gelatin when it's covered in acid, it doesn't have a strange hole at the top, and it actually DOES have tentacles.

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OoC Thread for "An RP in the World of Avernum... *Reloaded*" in General
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I woulc've posted in the RP again...but I'm still waiting for Drakefyre's response to my continuation of the siege. If you could, please hurry.

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International Bad Pun Day in General
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Profile #22
quote:
Originally written by Lo material lo tov:

He was convicted of carrying gulls across strayed lions for immortal porpoises.
I don't quite get that one.

He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes Benz.

Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

Mahatma Gandhi, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him...A super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

The friars were behind on their belfry payments, so they opened up a small florist shop to raise funds. Since everyone liked to buy flowers from the men of God, a rival florist across town thought the competition was unfair. He asked the good fathers to close down, but they would not. He went back and begged the friars to close. They ignored him. So the rival florist hired Hugh MacTaggart, the roughest and most vicious thug in town to "persuade" them to close. Hugh beat up the friars and trashed their store, saying he'd be back if they didn't close up shop. Terrified, they did so, thereby proving that Hugh, and only Hugh, can prevent florist friars.

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International Bad Pun Day in General
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Profile #13
I once entered ten puns into a contest, hoping at least one would win.

Unfortunantly, no pun in ten did.

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Guaranteed results!! in General
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Neutral Good Half-Elf Cleric

Alignment:
Neutral Good characters believe in the power of good above all else. They will work to make the world a better place, and will do whatever is necessary to bring that about, whether it goes for or against whatever is considered 'normal'.

Race:
Half-Elves are a cross between a human and an elf. They are smaller, like their elven ancestors, but have a much shorter lifespan. They are sometimes looked down upon as half-breeds, but this is rare. They have both the curious drive of humans and the patience of elves.

Class:
Clerics are the voices of their God/desses on Earth. They perform the work of their deity, but this doesn't mean that they preach to a congregation all their lives. If their deity needs something done, they will do it, and can call upon that deity's power to accomplish their goals.

Detailed Results:

Alignment:
Law and Chaos:
Law ----- XXXXXXX (7)
Neutral - XXXXXX (6)
Chaos --- XXXXXXX (7)

Good and Evil:
Good ---- XXXXXXXX (8)
Neutral - XXX (3)
Evil ---- (-3)

Race:
Human ---- XXX (3)
Half-Elf - XXXXXXX (7)
Elf ------ XXXXX (5)
Gnome ---- XXXXX (5)
Halfling - (-5)
Dwarf ---- (-8)
Half-Orc - (-2)

Class:
Fighter -- XX (2)
Barbarian - (-7)
Ranger --- X (1)
Monk ----- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (16)
Paladin -- XXXXXXXXXXXX (12)
Cleric --- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (17)
Mage ----- XXXXXXXXXX (10)
Druid ---- XX (2)
Thief ---- (-6)
Bard ----- XXXXXXXX (8)

Wow. And to think last time I took this quiz, I was a Neutral Good Half-Elf Barbarian. It was still hard to decide on a lot of questions. It needs a re-design.

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Do you watch foamy cartoons? in General
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Profile #10
quote:
Originally written by Kuranes-:

Which reminds me, I need to get me a gimmick. I can't think of anything, however.
CATS! You can never go wrong with a cat! Even my cat agrees and by that I mean he wants me to pet him.

Any way, I have seen a couple of those cartoons...and that squirrel is creepy...and VERY hyperactive and random...and creepy. A bit too creepy for me. And how was that quote related to Neurotically Yours?

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The Push, Hide, and Loot Maneuver (And Miscellany) in The Avernum Trilogy
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There is a MUCH easier way to steal...it involves bringing up the "get item" screen, stealing whatever you want, but...

slight spoiler

Last time I checked, that trick was pure GOLD! Both figuratively and literally!

Oh, and before you ran into quickfire, always enter combat mode, and if possible, cast haste on your entire party. Much easier to escape that way.

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An RP in the World of Avernum *Reloaded* in General
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OOC: Is Attan is in the Jsoulza mountains?

IC:

The Bordrao Camp

Several small boats had arrived at the docks of the Bordrao camp, next to the Bordrao. Everyone got out to see what had happened. Hmethrrr was absolutely furious!

"Release the Beast of Bordrao!" he yelled. A Nephil sneaking around in the captured fort heard this and got into a large tent. Soon after words, a large tiger with glowing red eyes ran out. He saw the Empire's soldiers as a well-deserved meal.

Meanwhile, Hmethrrr dipped his hands into the sea, and withdrew a staff made of ice. He, along with several of the Nephil from the allied tribe from the Jsoulza Mountains, as well as the formidable Twin Guard, rush to recapture the fortress. Seeing Hmethrrr made the moral of the Bordrao's crew skyrocketed, and they immediately sent another group of Nephil Soldiers, and some boulders, towards the captured fortress. Needless to say, most of the walls were knocked down.

Hmethrrr ran with speed fueled by rage, slaying several Empire soldiers with Lances of Ice. He saw Erion with the precious statue, and he let out a roar of fury that echoed throughout White Peak island.

"Drop the statue, or you will face an eternity in cold, unforgiving ice!" he screeched.

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Crystalline pigeon

It finally managed to pass all of what seemed like big rocks beneath it. Focusing on the ground , it could see humanoids moving about. No kitties it realized. It flew around, completely lost. Eventually, it came across a large lake. It saw several furry humanoids below.

Kitties? it thought.

OOC: The Beast of Bordrao is only as strong as any other tiger, but that also means any unarmored Empire soldiers will be ripped to shreds. It grew up with the Nephils, and is unlikely to attack them unless it is very hungry or provoked. Heavily armored Empire soldiers need fear only being knocked down and crushed by its weight.

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OoC Thread for "An RP in the World of Avernum... *Reloaded*" in General
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quote:
Originally written by Ephesos:

[QB You've got homing pigeons, giant fungus-rock-meteors, way too many shamans, and suddenly you're on friendly terms with every member of your species?[/QB]
There. Happy? Since when is a few shaman too many? And I NEVER said every Nephil who exsists would come to help. Please do not assume everything I do in an RP affects or includes everyone.

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An RP in the World of Avernum *Reloaded* in General
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The Bordrao Camp

Most of the remaining Nehil soldiers were already in the walled center of the camp (containing the beast's tent, the statue tent, Hmethrrr's tent, the military tents and the Elders' tent. Most of the tents outside of the rather flimsy walls were civilian tents.

Suddenly, a large rock smashed into a group of Empire soldiers. It came from the Bordrao. A group of Nephil archers decided to begin raining arrows upon them. Several heavily armed and armored Nephils began running at the Imperial soldiers from the Bordrao. Seeing the battle begin raging, two shaman came out of the encampment and began casting spells. Mhthrrr decided to send summoned creatures into the battle. The real battle had begun, but both sides were strong.

Suddenly, someone blew the Horn of Bordrao! A very long and low bellowing echoed throughout the continent.

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Jsoulza Mountains-large Nephilim tribe camp

The now softer sound of the horn made its way to the camp. Hmethrrr was not happy whatsoever to hear it.

"They must be under attack. It's a good thing I brought this with me," Hmethrrr said as he drew yet another crystal from his roomy robes. He scrawled a message on some papyrus:

We're under attack! The Empire has decided to attack us, and we're only a small group of Nephil trying to make a living on Northern White Peak Island. Please, come help us out in Pralgrad

He went outside and threw it into the air.

It exploded into a crystalline messenger pigeons with copies of the message around its leg! It flew down and landed on Hmethrrr's hand. "I want you to find help for us. There should already be a pigeon headed for the Ndovlu mountains, so I want you to fly south through the Jsoulza mountains until you find more Nephilim. Hurry...we need help fighting the Empire remnants," Hmethrrr said to it. It obediently flew south.

He went back into the tent. "Your tribe is one of the largest here, I assume," He said to the chieftan. A nod and a wicked smile was his response. Hmethrrr continued, "Prepare some boats and follow me to Jsoulza bay. Our home is under attack."

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Soul Crystal Contents (Av2 & 3) in The Avernum Trilogy
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Okay, but where could I get it at level one or two, so I could get at Cloud of Blades level 3?

But, is it worth trading the Khazi for a Rakshasa, since I'll replace my Demon with a Demon Golem?

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