Profile for Zephyr Tempest
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| Displayed name | Zephyr Tempest |
| Member number | 2339 |
| Title | Guardian |
| Postcount | 1779 |
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| Registered | Monday, December 9 2002 08:00 |
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written Saturday, January 20 2007 09:17
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Ow. I know how much plucking strings without calluses hurts. Those were nasty blisters...*insert sympathy here* I hope you'll be able to play the cello once more!  This kitty, too, sympathizes. Now (s)he's asking when (s)he gets his(or her) cookie. -------------------- -Zephyr Tempest, your personal entertainer Posts: 1779 | Registered: Monday, December 9 2002 08:00 |
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written Friday, January 19 2007 18:14
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So...I've been revived by Ephesos twice? Perhaps I should reconsider killing him and making him my undead minion (see my bonus script). And recently, I can cast Ice Rain. Now all that's left for my fictional self to use is that Ice Blast spell from Geneforge, and any other ice spell in existence! EDIT: Note to selfe, be sure to check for number of e's. [ Friday, January 19, 2007 18:16: Message edited by: Zephyr Tempest ] -------------------- -Zephyr Tempest, your personal entertainer Posts: 1779 | Registered: Monday, December 9 2002 08:00 |
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written Tuesday, January 16 2007 20:22
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Hmm? Conspiracies? *quickly puts away something resembling a Penrose Triangle* No conspiracies here, ESPECIALLY not ones involving non-Euclidean shapes! -------------------- -Zephyr Tempest, your personal entertainer Posts: 1779 | Registered: Monday, December 9 2002 08:00 |
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written Tuesday, January 16 2007 19:52
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Hmmm...I haven't appeared very recently. Perhaps the fictional me is planning to bring the glory of non-Euclidean shapes to the boards! Or not... Anyway, it seems a bit od to be so paranoid about the boards eating a topic. It'd be pretty ironic if this topic were to be eaten, say...right about NOW! Update: Nope, it's not eaten. This may be a good or bad thing. [ Tuesday, January 16, 2007 19:53: Message edited by: Zephyr Tempest ] -------------------- -Zephyr Tempest, your personal entertainer Posts: 1779 | Registered: Monday, December 9 2002 08:00 |
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written Tuesday, January 9 2007 19:52
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TABLEWARE VENT SHORTS - I wear long pants. But if my tableware will vent shorts, I might give shorts a chance. WASHABLES RENT VET ROT - Make of it what you will. WASHABLE TORRENT VEST - FINALLY! A torrent vest that won't destroy the washing machine! BRAVEST TALENTS WHORE - Indeed. -------------------- -Zephyr Tempest, your personal entertainer Posts: 1779 | Registered: Monday, December 9 2002 08:00 |
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written Saturday, January 6 2007 17:27
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Awwww...kitty! Amusing comic. I like it. I hope it shall go well for you! All hail the cat comics! -------------------- -Zephyr Tempest, your personal entertainer Posts: 1779 | Registered: Monday, December 9 2002 08:00 |
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written Saturday, December 23 2006 22:01
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Perhaps one of the strangest (and at some points, profane, beware, kiddies!) things to have ever crawled into the internet. Also , this may be one of the most entertaining and simultaneously eccentric sites out there. FEAR ME, or face the wrath of my Archives of the Bizarre! -------------------- -Zephyr Tempest, your personal entertainer Posts: 1779 | Registered: Monday, December 9 2002 08:00 |
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written Friday, December 22 2006 17:40
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First: What...was...that? quote:Second: I have two oddities to contribute. -------------------- -Zephyr Tempest, your personal entertainer Posts: 1779 | Registered: Monday, December 9 2002 08:00 |
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written Tuesday, December 19 2006 10:37
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I shall become a Genetic Engineer. Surrender your genes. Uhhh...so I may manipulate them!...for the better. I've also been told I'm VERY good at writing, but I don't plan on living on publishing my writings (I still might write or publish a book at one point in my life). And I prefer blunt objects or pointy sticks. And superstition makes for nothing more than a good read or for part of a game. -------------------- -Zephyr Tempest, your personal entertainer Posts: 1779 | Registered: Monday, December 9 2002 08:00 |
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written Saturday, December 16 2006 21:57
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Name: The voices say you can find out for yourself. Birthday: See Name. Birthplace: Goshen, Indiana Current location: See birthday Eye color: Dark Brown Hair color: Dark Brown Height: Dark Brown...wait, 5'7" Right-handed or left-handed? 5'7"...ARGH. Right Your heritage: Swiss, German, Scottish, and my mother is Canadian The shoes you wore today: MY shoes Your weakness: See Current Location Your fears: Dogs Your perfect pizza: Pepperoni, thick crust, extra cheese, sausage and bacon Goal you would like to achieve this year: RULE THE WORLD! Your most-overused phrase on an instant messenger: Uh...maybe it's 'Silly Human!' Thoughts upon waking up: Can I go back to sleep now? Your best physical feature: I do not know Your bedtime: Sleep is for the weak! *twitch* Your most-missed memory: Can't remember. Isn't that sad? Pepsi or Coke? Water McDonalds or Burger King? Water...deep water. Single or Group Dates? None yet Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea? Water Chocolate or Vanilla? Chocolate Cappuccino or Coffee? Water Do you smoke? Water...I mean no. Do you swear? **** no! Do you sing? No Do you shower daily? I keep forgetting Have you ever been in love? See weakness Do you want to go to college? Yes Do you want to get married? Yes Do you believe in yourself? The voices cast doubt upon my existence, but it would be pretty hard to type while non-existant Do you get motion sickness? Ugh...yes Do you think you are attractive? I believe my opinion may be biased one way or the other Are you a health freak? No. Do you get along with your parents? Yes...but that is all part of my plan... Do you like thunderstorms? It's been a long time Do you play an instrument? The viola. Bow down to my musical skills. In the past month have you consumed alcohol? No. I'm 15. In the past month have you smoked tobacco? No. 15, remember? In the past month have you been on drugs? No drugs. But I have taken some medicine, which had no effect. In the past month have you gone on a date? No. In the past month have you gone to a mall? Yes In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos? Mmmmm...Oreos. But, no. In the past month have you eaten sushi? Err, no. Ick. In the past month have you been on stage? Not a real stage, but I've done "improv" in Cultural Aesthetics In the past month have you been dumped? No. I believe a relationship is first required. In the past month have you gone skinny dipping: NO. In the past month have you stolen anything? They're on to me! No? Ever been drunk? I've never consumed alcohol. And I never plan to consume enough to cause drunkeness. I am a perpetual designated driver...not that sober people would let me drive. Ever been called a tease? No. Ever been beaten up? No.I've never been in a fight with anyone save for my brother. Ever shoplifted? No shoplifting for me. No place to hide the stuff, anyway. How do you want to die? I would not. What do you want to be when you grow up? A Genetics Engineer. Surrender your genes. What country would you most like to visit? Canada! Number of CDs you own: That depends, do game CDs count? Number of piercings: 0. I prefer NOT to put pieces of metal in my body. Number of tattoos: 0, but I've had temporary tattoos before. Number of things in your past you regret: I don't remeber very many, but I'm sure there were too many to count. Initials: See...you know the drill. Last thing you ate: A date (the fruit) bar. For or against same sex marriage: For. Do you believe in God? Yes. Favorite holiday: Christmas Do you download music? SHHHH Do you care if your socks are dirty or not? I prefer white socks. That cover the ankles. I hate cold feet. Clean. Do you love anyone? You know the drill Do you like Bush? Like him what? Scrambled? Atomized? Over-easy? I do not support him in the least. Has anyone ten years or more older than you ever hit on you? Thank goodness, no. How much money do you have? 10 cents What was the last movie you watched? I do not remember. Do you wear contacts? No.I can see just fine...except the vision in my right eye is a bit vlurry. Where was the last place you went besides your house? Another person's house, for a Christmas Cookie Party. How many pets do you have? The Feline Capo di Tutti Capi, Head of the Cat Mafia, Lord and Master Furball Himself. (Did I read that right? Do I get to keep my thumbs?) What do you usually order from Starbucks? Star...Bucks? Nothing. Have you ever fired a gun? No. I am actually disappointed in myself. Favorite TV show? ...Naruto? Do you have an iPod? No Favorite movie of all time: I am not sure... Have you ever been caught doing something you weren't supposed to? Interesting, I somehow excluded this without realizing it. Interpret that as my answer. What's your favorite flower? A burnt one. More seriously, none. Butter, plain, or salted popcorn? All three. Without the plain, rather. What magazines do you read? I occasionally read some articles in Time magazine. Have you ever ridden in a limo? See gun question. What’s your favorite smell? I am not sure. Favorite college football team: Revealing this may compromise my location. Favorite cereal: I am not sure. Do you drive? Drive what? People crazy? If so, yes. What's the longest time you've gone without sleep? 24 hours Last time you went bowling? Years ago Where is the weirdest place you have slept? I don't know Last time you were at work? I don't have a job. Phew! [ Saturday, December 16, 2006 22:19: Message edited by: Zephyr Tempest ] -------------------- -Zephyr Tempest, your personal entertainer Posts: 1779 | Registered: Monday, December 9 2002 08:00 |
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written Monday, December 4 2006 11:21
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Ah, zero intelligence creatures. I don't like them. They prevent me from focusing fire on the tough enemies, as well as preventing me from forming walls of my creations to prevent them from attacking my Shaper (who, more often than not, only ends up with 1 or 2 endurance, without items). Especially those nasty enemy melee creations, who seem to have some sort of grudge against my shaper. I remember one time in GF1 or 2, in that place with the ghosts running faster than how quickly their hp dropped, I formed a wal with my creations, and I think I stayed in combat mode to ambush them when they hit the wall. It wouldn't be as easy to maintain that wall with zero-int creatures. They always spoil my tactics. And as a shaper, I could always spare the essence to give them intelligence. -------------------- -Zephyr Tempest, your personal entertainer Posts: 1779 | Registered: Monday, December 9 2002 08:00 |
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written Sunday, December 3 2006 14:05
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Whoa, my faction isn't out. I already stated this in the IC thread, but I guess it won't hurt to repeat it here. quote: -------------------- -Zephyr Tempest, your personal entertainer Posts: 1779 | Registered: Monday, December 9 2002 08:00 |
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written Saturday, December 2 2006 20:48
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I am willing to continue, however it was Drakey's turn to post for the battle. I look forward to it. -------------------- -Zephyr Tempest, your personal entertainer Posts: 1779 | Registered: Monday, December 9 2002 08:00 |
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written Friday, December 1 2006 22:39
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Thesaurus away! Offal Obtainer Refuse Regulator Waste Welcomer Junk Jumbler Detritus Detainer Dreck Disperser Dross Distributer -------------------- -Zephyr Tempest, your personal entertainer Posts: 1779 | Registered: Monday, December 9 2002 08:00 |
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written Thursday, November 16 2006 21:54
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All the fictional Zephyr Tempest does in combat is cast Ice Lances? There has to be more than that! If possible, could you use some ice spells from Avernum 4, Dikiyoba? Either way...Yea combat! -------------------- -Zephyr Tempest, your personal entertainer Posts: 1779 | Registered: Monday, December 9 2002 08:00 |
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written Saturday, November 11 2006 21:51
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You forgot the Church of the Pi-Sided Sphere! Or, rather, you hardly included any real-life religions. -------------------- -Zephyr Tempest, your personal entertainer Posts: 1779 | Registered: Monday, December 9 2002 08:00 |
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written Friday, November 10 2006 12:54
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quote:Silly rats! You ALWAYS have to fear cats! They are there whether you realize it or not! I learned that the hard way. -------------------- -Zephyr Tempest, your personal entertainer Posts: 1779 | Registered: Monday, December 9 2002 08:00 |
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written Thursday, November 9 2006 19:44
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How could you get to level 32 on a 30 level puzzle? I looked into it. There are 35 levels so far. [ Thursday, November 09, 2006 20:38: Message edited by: Zephyr Tempest ] -------------------- -Zephyr Tempest, your personal entertainer Posts: 1779 | Registered: Monday, December 9 2002 08:00 |
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written Thursday, November 9 2006 13:05
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Went all the way to level 4...and answered that riddle incorrectly. But it did get me to level 20 anyway. Haha! Great...the clue means nothing to me. BUAHAHAHA! Found the URL for level 30! I win! [ Thursday, November 09, 2006 13:18: Message edited by: Zephyr Tempest ] -------------------- -Zephyr Tempest, your personal entertainer Posts: 1779 | Registered: Monday, December 9 2002 08:00 |
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written Tuesday, November 7 2006 14:38
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quote:SHUSH! I never met a rat, bat or hawk...but a squirrel once started chittering angrily at my house back in Indiana. And my cat has scared more than a few mice. He doesn't eat with them, he plays with them...TO DEATH. Literally. He's flattened more than one mouse for trying to escape. -------------------- -Zephyr Tempest, your personal entertainer Posts: 1779 | Registered: Monday, December 9 2002 08:00 |
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written Sunday, November 5 2006 13:26
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I fail to see how legions of giant cats would be a problem. Kitties are adorable! A white spellcasting rat? Did I miss something? -------------------- -Zephyr Tempest, your personal entertainer Posts: 1779 | Registered: Monday, December 9 2002 08:00 |
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written Tuesday, October 31 2006 15:00
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quote:That depends on how they use their money, not how much money they have. Seeing as how I have the luck of a footless rabbit, I'm not sure if any 'get rich schemes' would work for me, short of someone deciding to give me the money right there and then. -------------------- -Zephyr Tempest, your personal entertainer Posts: 1779 | Registered: Monday, December 9 2002 08:00 |
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written Saturday, October 28 2006 09:18
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I have a cat. He is black, and furry. And big...very, very, big. Houseguests have voted him as a 'mini black panther'. My dad believes he is a longer haired offshoot of a burmese. I've measured him a bit before he got bored and wandered off, and he is just short of a foot tall at the shoulder. I've estimated he's about three feet long, including his fluffy tail. There's also the brain cupcake, but everyone tells me it's not real. I'd post pictures of them, but I have an Olympus camera, and Olympas Master hates me. And the brain cupcake won't appear on film. [ Saturday, October 28, 2006 09:19: Message edited by: Zephyr Tempest ] -------------------- -Zephyr Tempest, your personal entertainer Posts: 1779 | Registered: Monday, December 9 2002 08:00 |
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written Saturday, October 28 2006 09:07
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Blaeurgh. Wealthy people. Around 6% of the Earth's poplulation is so rich they control approximately 50% of the world's wealth. Common sense says we should take their stuff and divide it amongst ourselves, but their bribes and wealth-inspired influence make people say otherwise. I hate wealthy people. EDIT: By that, I meant people who acquired so much money, and use it to get more money, or use their money frivolously. There's got to be some people who use their wealth for things other than impressing people and buying unnecessary things. It just seems a waste that so much of the world's money is kept by so little of the population. (fixed typo) [ Tuesday, October 31, 2006 14:55: Message edited by: Zephyr Tempest ] -------------------- -Zephyr Tempest, your personal entertainer Posts: 1779 | Registered: Monday, December 9 2002 08:00 |
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written Friday, October 27 2006 14:32
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[quote=Robert Daniel Oliver] I may have been away for a few days, but I AM still alive...[/quote]You shouldn't jump to any conclusions. So, NOW people know I'm dead. And if they know ME, they'd know to look someplace very, very cold. -------------------- -Zephyr Tempest, your personal entertainer Posts: 1779 | Registered: Monday, December 9 2002 08:00 |