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Almost Offensive Topic in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #7
Ah Spam... It's magically... uh, not on the periodic table.
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Merry Christmas in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #25
Asking me to not whine uselessly is like asking the stars to not shine. I've got to have something to complain about. And while it's usually nothing good, but it helps keep improve my skills for the serious complaints(all of which would be as well recieved as the BS shtuff. So I make my posts while knowing no one will actually care what they say) Any other meaningless comments?
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Merry Christmas in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #23
I just don't want to pay for all of the meaningless gifts that no one really cares about until they stop getting them.
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Almost Offensive Topic in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #3
I haven't been fortunate enough to see most of the works of the great Danna Carvey
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Merry Christmas in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #21
IT wasn't supposed to be anti-christ. The other 1 was though.
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Do you smoke? in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #55
If that sucks so bad, jag, come up with something better. We're gonna die someday. There's no way to avoid it. You may think you can, but you don't know when or how you're gonna die, so you can't. "Eat right. Be fit. Die anyway"

[ Friday, December 05, 2003 15:20: Message edited by: Hinosu ]
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Almost Offensive Topic in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #0
After some thinking and observing, I've come to the conclusion that Santa is an evil man. He enslaves elven children. He is worshipped above Jesus. Most of the Christmas movies are about Santa, not Jesus. Santa is all-knowing. If you are 'good', Santa rewards you. If you are 'bad', Santa punishes you(sort of). He encourages greed. He has helped corrupt Christmas and turn it into a greedfest which only seems to get worse.

In short Santa=Satan
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Do you smoke? in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #52
We all need to be less concerned with death. When it is your time to go, it will be your time to go. There's no getting around it. So worrying about it won't achieve anything. A giant rock could kill us or a bus could kill you tomorrow. No one knows what the future is like. So stop cowaring like you're gonna be around forever if it weren't for the smoke.

[ Friday, December 05, 2003 15:00: Message edited by: Hinosu ]
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Merry Christmas in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #19
Since Christmas is no longer about Jesus, Merry X-mas. Better yet... Merry Santamas.
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Avernum party conversion utility? in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #9
There are so many really amazing ideas I could turn into programs if I could just learn how to program(and get some decent compilers), but I can't do this. But some of you can and you waste your skills on idiotic things like this.

[ Thursday, December 04, 2003 21:02: Message edited by: Hinosu ]
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Do you smoke? in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #36
I didn't even know there was an autocorrect til today. That's just wrong. Death to the censors! Anyway. About the smoker's not caring about you health thing. They want to smoke. They don't care about the effects of smoking. Factories like to produce shtuff. They don't care too much about the means to achieve those ends(well til they're fined or shut down).

I don't see why they can't take out most of the harmful crap in cigs. They have shtuff in there that is in no way there naturally. They add most of the toxic stuff in cigs. If you ever saw the list of what's in cigs, you'd probably be sitting there thinking "wtf". But cigs have no ingredient label. This is probably cause of the massive 'these will kill you' label.

So there's nothing wrong with smoking if we could get that BS out of the cigs.

Sidenote: These should have been on the poll(these are for questions 2 & 3 and label with shift 0s and their #)...
2)I don't smoke
3)I could care less

Edit: I voted the youngest possible age on when I started smoking(cause I never did and never will, as opposed to setting a deadline on starting)

[ Thursday, December 04, 2003 20:49: Message edited by: Hinosu ]
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Do you smoke? in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #20
1 match!?!?! That's sad. How come I can play around fires all the time and not be bothered by the smoke... f it. Anyway. If someone doesn't care about thier own health, why in the hell should they care about yours
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Will there be an Avernum Online? in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #16
actually, I got canned cause I was acting like an idiot 1 day. that was like a few months ago. I think it's past due for it to be ended, but that would require to admin to show up every now and then and a request, and a small bribe. None of which are gonna happen.
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Do you smoke? in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #18
I don't smoke. Some of my friends do. My dad does. Some of my brother's friends do. Some of my sister's friends do. Some of my friends' relatives smoke. I have nothing against smoking. I don't mind being around people when they're smoking. I won't start smoking. I don't care if my hellspawn, er, children start smoking. I think many of the nonsmokers act in ways which will do far more harm that second hand smoke. Cause while I don't smoke, their smug attitude pisses me off all the same. We all must die some day. So I say quite being an ass about it. Few can really get to enjoy life when a bunch of *******s keep telling them shtuff like "you can't do this, it'll kill you". What they need to do is make cigs less harmful. Then maybe people shut up about it.
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
No one may care... in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #7
Happy birthday. Now you are a year closer to being old enough to buy mature rated games, tickets to R rated films, beer, cigs, weed(when they get around to legalizing it), and of course being old enough to become a truck driver. There are more thinks on the list, but I thought I'd leave the rest to imagination.
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
On ones Publicly displayed name being "Guest" in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #3
So obviously it varies from forum maker to forum maker. No biggie, really. Just find an even more creative way to be named guest. one that's closer to guest. Or kill some people for no real reason. Either 1 will work.
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Will there be an Avernum Online? in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #14
But to save time, think first. Is it something that someone other than you would think of asking? And if so, is it really important enough to search? And if no topics are found should I start one about it?

Then say 'screw it' to all of that and start topic to ask an obviously stupid question. It's always worked for me.
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
On ones Publicly displayed name being "Guest" in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #1
No. Guest is reserved for guest posters, a feature that allows nonmembers to post. This feature is often disabled by admins due to its obvious flaws.
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Merry Christmas in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #12
I wonder what a sled being pulled by ferrets would look like...
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Merry Christmas in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #9
And the 1 that starts with an R... Can't forget that one... even though I don't remember what it is.

Now for some wit...
"Merry Christmas and a 'screw you too' New Year"
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Will there be an Avernum Online? in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #11
Server aside, Avernum online would probably suck. Geneforge online might be a good idea. But a fully turnbased RPG just won't work cause ppl would get impatient and pissed off easily. Plus the profanity rate of the people on it would triple after the 1rst week. Flaming would be endless and some people would start clans and gang up on other members(especially newbs). Then everyone and their dog will be using hacks to get ahead of others. It'd pretty much turn into chaotic hell of Diablo.
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Avernum party conversion utility? in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #4
There's no fun in starting exile... er... Avernum with a godlike party. However, I would do it on Blades of Avernum. Anyone who thought a maxed BoE character with extremely powerful items was something wait til you see a character who already does hundreds of damage with crap weapons and could crush anything with ease get hooked up with the most power shtuff I can think up & the vast assortment of powerful abilities that exile lacked. With groups like that, there are gonna be some pretty interesting scenarios(but hack and slash will get boring fast).
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
SPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAM in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #8
Exactly. I've got over 1000 posts, and as we all know a little over half of them are stupid (censored)
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
What are the chances of... in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #13
And anyone with an IQ of 135 or higher, plenty of graphix Exp can make their own, photoshop(or a bunch of cheap apps that together can do a nice amount of what photoshop can), a demonic cat, too much free time, a decent 3D app(not sure why it'd be needed, but could be useful) and a powerful computer.

Well, guess that means no custom BoA graphix from me.
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
new "oldie" in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #3
Apparently, they do. I'm not. And I know you aren't... Anyway... Um... Sidenote: There's no point to this post, it's just being made to get my mind off the fact that I suck at creating sprites. Dammit I made a reference to it. NO!!!!!!!!!
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00

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