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Legends of Divinity OOC in General
The Abridged Series Guardian Member # 2080	written Sunday, March 25 2007 05:37 Profile #28 James could conceivably be powerful enough to take on just about anyone in this game, but why would he... those who read my most recent character post(as of when this is written) should see what I mean. -------------------- "I don't understand a word you just said. Try speaking American. It's the only language I understand." Posts: 1918 \| Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Legends of Divinity IC in General
The Abridged Series Guardian Member # 2080	written Sunday, March 25 2007 05:35 Profile #20 Much to James's surprise, the whole bar seen thing wasn't anywhere near as appealing as it had been in his younger days. Indeed, he was no longer that man. Clearly despite his best efforts, the years responsibility that comes with divinity had grown on him, become part of his being. After several minutes of contemplation on the issue, James decided to end his little vacation early. James arose from his chair and teleported away, only to find himself in the exact same spot he was at before he teleported, only this time with a few people staring at him like he was an idiot. "That's odd," James thought to himself, "that's never happened before. I wonder..." Without a word spoken, James teleported to just outside of the town. "Well, at least I can still do that," James said to himself, "though, this could be very problematic, since it would appear that I'm stuck in this realm. How am I going to get myself out of this one..." After a few minutes of talking to himself out loud, and several people staring at him strangely, James finally came up with a plan. "Those guys from earlier," James said to himself, "while chances are they're just some fools who had had too much to drink, there might actually some merit to their claims of divinity. For all I know, the gods here could crush me like an insect, if that is the case, I'll definitely have to play it smart this time, since I'm clearly at the disadvantage being out of my element..." James paused as he noticed the various people around him, looking at him as if he were completely insane. Not being one to pass up a good opportunity, James continued his outer monologue, "Now, if 6 one equals huh to the ? power, then those guys will treat me like the powerful ninja bunny I am, but if 6 one is 42, than I am clearly a pirate gopher and my entire belief structure is wrong and I will not go the magical land of Van Halen when 97th month of the 35th year has a complete eclipse of all 588 suns..." Eventually all this rambling caused the people around James to grow increasingly confused and leave so that they do not catch whatever mental illness he has. When he was alone again, James continued his pondering, "Of course, there's no guarantee that those guys could or would want to be helpful, but at the very least, it's worth a shot." With that, James quickly headed into town to find those supposed deities. -------------------- "I don't understand a word you just said. Try speaking American. It's the only language I understand." Posts: 1918 \| Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Quick question.............. in General
The Abridged Series Guardian Member # 2080	written Wednesday, March 21 2007 11:51 Profile #34 Never thought I'd see the day where someone was hounding Alorael like this... Next thing you, people will be worshiping Imban as a great prophet of Allah... Oh well, I'll get over it. -------------------- "I don't understand a word you just said. Try speaking American. It's the only language I understand." Posts: 1918 \| Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Legends of Divinity OOC in General
The Abridged Series Guardian Member # 2080	written Wednesday, March 21 2007 06:50 Profile #24 Not in on the joke, but it's bound to be better than the town of "Phallus" I encountered in a D&D game. The game almost ended there cause of all the jokes we ended up making about it. -------------------- "I don't understand a word you just said. Try speaking American. It's the only language I understand." Posts: 1918 \| Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Legends of Divinity IC in General
The Abridged Series Guardian Member # 2080	written Wednesday, March 21 2007 06:45 Profile #14 After being thrown out of 27 towns in less than 3 days, James finally can across a town that, at a glance, seemed a little more appropriate to his interests. True to his nature, James headed to the first bar he came across and began to inquire about its services. After a brief conversation with the bartender, he had all the information he needed. "Let's see here," James thought to himself, "it's a bar, an inn, and a brothel?! That settles it, I'm not letting them kick me out of this place." James reached into one of the pockets on his overcoat, pulled out a sack of coins, handed it to the bartender and asked, "Is this enough to by everyone here a drink?" The bartender opened the bag and was somewhat confused by the imagery on the coins. "Never seen coins like this before," the bartender said, "Where'd you say you were from?" "A very far off kingdom," replied James, "and let's just leave it at that." The bartender just shrugged and went back to serving drinks. With the formalities dealt with, James reached into his overcoat and pulled out his guitar and began to play music that was surprisingly appropriate to the bar seen. As he played, he tried to listen in on the conversations around him, hoping to hear of something productive to do with his time. Somewhere in the mix, he did hear one thing that caught his attention. "Hmmm," James thought to himself, "God of Sobriety... How evil would that be. I bet he'd win a lot of drinking contests..." -------------------- "I don't understand a word you just said. Try speaking American. It's the only language I understand." Posts: 1918 \| Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Quick question.............. in General
The Abridged Series Guardian Member # 2080	written Wednesday, March 21 2007 03:33 Profile #27 I know. The low prices are like criminal and stuff. -------------------- "I don't understand a word you just said. Try speaking American. It's the only language I understand." Posts: 1918 \| Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Legends of Divinity OOC in General
The Abridged Series Guardian Member # 2080	written Tuesday, March 20 2007 17:13 Profile #20 No problem. It only makes him that much easier to write up when I actually get around to it. -------------------- "I don't understand a word you just said. Try speaking American. It's the only language I understand." Posts: 1918 \| Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Legends of Divinity OOC in General
The Abridged Series Guardian Member # 2080	written Tuesday, March 20 2007 16:38 Profile #18 I really don't see why it is such a big deal anyway... with that in mind, I suppose James the Deity will have to be the God(with plenty of room for a Goddess) of Love, though his abilities to create and destroy life will not be completely removed, just greatly reduced(and by reduced, I mean, won't be anywhere near as great, nor divine in nature) -------------------- "I don't understand a word you just said. Try speaking American. It's the only language I understand." Posts: 1918 \| Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
This probly belongs on WoTC, but... in General
The Abridged Series Guardian Member # 2080	written Tuesday, March 20 2007 15:27 Profile #33 Yes, I know I'm going to hell for double posting, but I kinda had to do it. Spells 0 Create Water, Cure Minor Wounds, Detect Magic, Light, Mending, Create Meal, Prestigitation 1 Bless, Burning Hands, Command, Comprehend Languages, Cure Light Wounds, Endure Elements, Shocking Grasp, Chill Touch, Mage Armor, Ray of Enfeeblement, Magic Weapon 2 Bull's Strength, Cure Moderate Wounds, Delay Poison, Invisibility, Scorching Ray, See Invisibility, Lessor Restoration 3 Bestow Curse, Cure Serious Wounds, Daylight, Neutralize Poison, Remove Curse, Remove Disease, Toungues, Fly 4 Cure Critical Wounds, Restoration, Dimension Door 5 Break Enchantment, Heal, Raise Dead, Wall of Stone, Hold Monster, Teleport With the new restrictions to creation abilities in mind, does this seems like a good way to do spells for them? Or are the added creation restrictions still not enough to make them able to have spells yet? [ Tuesday, March 20, 2007 15:28: Message edited by: Ktgsvgnfgn ] -------------------- "I don't understand a word you just said. Try speaking American. It's the only language I understand." Posts: 1918 \| Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Legends of Divinity OOC in General
The Abridged Series Guardian Member # 2080	written Tuesday, March 20 2007 12:47 Profile #16 I really don't see how it matters, but here's the rationalization... Love, the magical force that makes the world work. Love, the leading cause of the creation of new life. Love, one of the top reasons for people getting killed. -------------------- "I don't understand a word you just said. Try speaking American. It's the only language I understand." Posts: 1918 \| Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Quick question.............. in General
The Abridged Series Guardian Member # 2080	written Tuesday, March 20 2007 12:42 Profile #20 crazy, crazy crackers... -------------------- "I don't understand a word you just said. Try speaking American. It's the only language I understand." Posts: 1918 \| Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Legends of Divinity OOC in General
The Abridged Series Guardian Member # 2080	written Tuesday, March 20 2007 07:24 Profile #13 quote: Originally written by Ephesos: quote: Originally written by Ktgsvgnfgn: On a sidenote: James the Diety(yes, that's his name) is a god of Death, Life, and Love. That's an awful lot of territory for one god... and we've already got a god of Death. Personally, I'd prefer it if you could pick one of the three. But if I'm not mistaken, competition between gods is encouraged. 'Sides, it's not like he's the first multi-portfolio deity ever to exist. EDIT: Question, 'at what point in time do we actually try to get characters together?' [ Tuesday, March 20, 2007 07:52: Message edited by: Ktgsvgnfgn ] -------------------- "I don't understand a word you just said. Try speaking American. It's the only language I understand." Posts: 1918 \| Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Quick question.............. in General
The Abridged Series Guardian Member # 2080	written Tuesday, March 20 2007 07:20 Profile #14 as far as the dots go......................................................................................................... -------------------- "I don't understand a word you just said. Try speaking American. It's the only language I understand." Posts: 1918 \| Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Legends of Divinity OOC in General
The Abridged Series Guardian Member # 2080	written Monday, March 19 2007 13:38 Profile #10 On a sidenote: James the Diety(yes, that's his name) is a god of Death, Life, and Love. EDIT: It took me over 2 years, but I finally managed to configure this stupid router properly. WOOT!!!! [ Monday, March 19, 2007 13:59: Message edited by: Ktgsvgnfgn ] -------------------- "I don't understand a word you just said. Try speaking American. It's the only language I understand." Posts: 1918 \| Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Quick question.............. in General
The Abridged Series Guardian Member # 2080	written Monday, March 19 2007 13:31 Profile #12 Photobucket appears to kinda suck, but one of those other appears to work so far, so woot. -------------------- "I don't understand a word you just said. Try speaking American. It's the only language I understand." Posts: 1918 \| Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Quick question.............. in General
The Abridged Series Guardian Member # 2080	written Monday, March 19 2007 08:03 Profile #5 quote: Originally written by Sarasaphilia: Perhaps if you ask nicely, Aran may help. What images are you hosting? Well, I have a few needs, the main one being showing off my 3D renderings -------------------- "I don't understand a word you just said. Try speaking American. It's the only language I understand." Posts: 1918 \| Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Legends of Divinity OOC in General
The Abridged Series Guardian Member # 2080	written Monday, March 19 2007 07:59 Profile #7 Nah, thought I'd go with the roaming around aimlessly diety thing. EDIT: yeah, that could help eventually. [ Monday, March 19, 2007 08:00: Message edited by: Ktgsvgnfgn ] -------------------- "I don't understand a word you just said. Try speaking American. It's the only language I understand." Posts: 1918 \| Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Legends of Divinity OOC in General
The Abridged Series Guardian Member # 2080	written Monday, March 19 2007 07:26 Profile #5 I hope y'all can stand my inane character. -------------------- "I don't understand a word you just said. Try speaking American. It's the only language I understand." Posts: 1918 \| Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Legends of Divinity IC in General
The Abridged Series Guardian Member # 2080	written Monday, March 19 2007 07:25 Profile #10 Still shaken up from recent events, James left his domain and followers in the care of his most trusted & powerful servant. He had gotten everything he ever thought he'd want, only to realize that through it all, he had lost something that was far more precious than he expected. Which is why he went on his great journey, something he had to constantly remind himself of. After a few weeks and travel, James came across a small village within a lush and lovely landscape. As James contemplated whether or not he was going to stop in the village, a small group of muscular, heavily armed men stumbled across him. One man who seemed to be the leader shouted to James, "We don't like strangers around here, 'specially ones who look like you. If you give us all of your money, we might let you leave here alive." "It never fails. Try to take a vacation and you run straight into trouble," James thought to himself. "Tell you what," James said, "how bout you girls go home and leave the menfolk alone." "What did you say," shouted the leader of the thugs. Without a seconds worth of thought, James waved his hand and froze the thugs in place. "That should keep you guys from bothering anyone for a good hour or so," James declared to the confused brigands. Without further talk, James just walked off. A few hours later James came across another village, similar to the one he encountered before. James walked into the village and headed straight for the bar, hoping to find some random adventurers to tag along with or at the very least hit on a barmaid, get into a bar fight, and get thrown out in 5 minutes or less. -------------------- "I don't understand a word you just said. Try speaking American. It's the only language I understand." Posts: 1918 \| Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Quick question.............. in General
The Abridged Series Guardian Member # 2080	written Monday, March 19 2007 06:25 Profile #0 Does anyone know of a decent site that will host images for free? -------------------- "I don't understand a word you just said. Try speaking American. It's the only language I understand." Posts: 1918 \| Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
This probly belongs on WoTC, but... in General
The Abridged Series Guardian Member # 2080	written Sunday, March 18 2007 07:07 Profile #32 Okay... If it doesn't have death, it isn't death, got it. On a side note... How's this for an improvement on the restriction of spell-like abilities creations can have: EDIT: Wait, Implosion does not actually deal damage like Disintegrate does. Anything that requires a "Save or Die" and does not deal actual damage should be covered under Deathward as per the following: "The subject is immune to all death spells, magical death effects, energy drain, and any negative energy effects(such as from inflict light wounds or chill touch)" Note that "death spells" and "magical death effects" are not the same thing. [ Sunday, March 18, 2007 07:18: Message edited by: Ktgsvgnfgn ] -------------------- "I don't understand a word you just said. Try speaking American. It's the only language I understand." Posts: 1918 \| Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Survey this way! in General
The Abridged Series Guardian Member # 2080	written Saturday, March 17 2007 17:16 Profile #40 Ah Wierd Al... I remember when I used to listen to him... then my hard drives got wiped... Good stuff -------------------- "I don't understand a word you just said. Try speaking American. It's the only language I understand." Posts: 1918 \| Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
This probly belongs on WoTC, but... in General
The Abridged Series Guardian Member # 2080	written Saturday, March 17 2007 17:02 Profile #30 Um, quick question: How does something that requires a "Save or die" not count as a death effect? EDIT: That one confuses me Further Edit: I'm pretty sure our DM was mostly going off the "Round by Round" tactics in the book for that fight. With the one exception of the stuff that involved any sort of extra-dimensional travel(ie Gate, Dimension Door, Teleport, Planeshift ect), which I suppose does lower the CR of each creature to something closer to what we should have been fighting(and kinda taking a little away from Kitten's glory-not that it matters anyway-). Btw. For keeping score, Kitten isn't one of my characters. A friend of mine made him(origonally as a joke character -obviously-). [ Saturday, March 17, 2007 17:10: Message edited by: Ktgsvgnfgn ] -------------------- "I don't understand a word you just said. Try speaking American. It's the only language I understand." Posts: 1918 \| Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Survey this way! in General
The Abridged Series Guardian Member # 2080	written Thursday, March 15 2007 05:19 Profile #35 It is a strange world we live in.... We're not gonna even go into what didn't get played on some our lists... There is nothing more dark about a person than the music that someone listens to, but doesn't admit to... or something like that. -------------------- "I don't understand a word you just said. Try speaking American. It's the only language I understand." Posts: 1918 \| Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
This probly belongs on WoTC, but... in General
The Abridged Series Guardian Member # 2080	written Wednesday, March 14 2007 14:58 Profile #27 The hit points add on is just hit dice, that's it. Other than giving the ability to give creations some better stuff, the hit points only give just that, hit points. As far as type and subtype are concerned... it's never really come up before. All I've had to establish is that all creations fall under the same category when it comes to stuff like Bane and Favored Enemy. I suppose Magical Beast for all non-humanoids would be the easiest way to cover that one. Edit: The base template is what you get for 1 point. It never improves(I tried one that did and it was a big pain). All you can do is spend more points to add onto the base template. [ Wednesday, March 14, 2007 15:04: Message edited by: Ktgsvgnfgn ] -------------------- "I don't understand a word you just said. Try speaking American. It's the only language I understand." Posts: 1918 \| Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00

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