Profile for The Abridged Series
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| Member number | 2080 |
| Title | Guardian |
| Postcount | 1918 |
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| Registered | Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00 |
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Guardian
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written Sunday, April 22 2007 06:14
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Or at least, I'm pretty sure that's where we're at. So sure in fact, I'll bet someone else's life on it. -------------------- "I don't understand a word you just said. Try speaking American. It's the only language I understand." Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00 |
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written Sunday, April 22 2007 06:09
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No, because half or so of us are already there -------------------- "I don't understand a word you just said. Try speaking American. It's the only language I understand." Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00 |
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written Sunday, April 22 2007 05:17
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With enough fire, there won't be a vampire clan to worry about dealing with for too long. And remember kids: Fire solves everything -------------------- "I don't understand a word you just said. Try speaking American. It's the only language I understand." Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00 |
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written Saturday, April 21 2007 16:57
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Clearly, more organization is needed... I can only do so much to de-plothole what involves my character, and I can do next to nothing for everyone else's. -------------------- "I don't understand a word you just said. Try speaking American. It's the only language I understand." Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00 |
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written Saturday, April 21 2007 08:46
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quote:Depends on whether or not you're on the receiving end of it -------------------- "I don't understand a word you just said. Try speaking American. It's the only language I understand." Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00 |
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written Saturday, April 21 2007 08:43
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wow...(insert more dots here... Damage over Time, not to be confused with "...") -------------------- "I don't understand a word you just said. Try speaking American. It's the only language I understand." Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00 |
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written Saturday, April 21 2007 05:28
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Yep, sounds like it's time for James the Deity to go Vampire Hunter D on some vampires... hopefully, he'll find some help along the way so he doesn't have as big a chance at getting the crap kicked out of him. -------------------- "I don't understand a word you just said. Try speaking American. It's the only language I understand." Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00 |
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written Saturday, April 21 2007 05:22
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"Well, if this isn't the most pathetic situation I've had to deal with in a few weeks," James mused to himself, this time actually not saying it aloud, "It's not like this is the first major disaster I've had to carry people through, even if it was a different plane of existence and a different pantheon, half of which hated me... Perhaps this group isn't as stupid as the last one I dealt with. Anyway. If I play my cards right, maybe I won't have to stack the deck. First, I need to round up potential assets and establish a power-base, which apparently has been done. Then I've got to set up my enemy to ally ratio. Now, that guy who blow up the library could've been an ally, but under the control of a vampire lord, he's effectively an enemy til the vampire lord's dealt with. His nemesis should be helpful in that if I can track him down and get him to assist me, shouldn't be too hard. The demon army is clearly a major threat, but not an immediate one since they're not here. And I'm not even going to go into that other thing... Anyway, Noric and his buddy are about all I've got to work with so far. Although, she's here, and apparently has been quite busy setting me up as a god here, and all on her own, too. Pretty unusual for someone who had turned her back on me. I'll have to track her down and ask her why sometime, but I have more pressing issues to deal with right now. Being able to control a god and being nearby makes him a serious threat, so I'd better move against the vampire quickly..." Without a word, James approached Noric. "Hey, Stephen," James whispered to Noric, "I need to discuss something with you. As you may be aware, these are very dangerous times, or regular for y'all, I'm not sure since I'm not very familiar with the pantheon. I mean, seriously, when a god gets attacked in broad-freakin-daylight, in front of two other gods, by a vampire of all things, something is wrong. Where I'm from, that type of arrogance and show of power is always met with swift and deadly retribution. After all, the vampire's target could have easily been you or me instead. So, in about an I'm going to go destroy me a vampire or 50 and you have that long to decide whether or not you're going to help me." -------------------- "I don't understand a word you just said. Try speaking American. It's the only language I understand." Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00 |
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written Friday, April 20 2007 03:38
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(1) What's your main goal in life? -To find what I really need. (2) If you won a million dollars, what would be your first thought? -I should invest this stuff wisely. (3) When you are mad; do you usually stay angry or do you yell to release the anger? -Depends on my mood (4) Tell us an anecdote of anything that happened to you today. -I woke up and that's about it. (5) What's your current Philosophy on life? -No matter how bad life is, someone else's is worse, but that doesn't mean you can't still complain about yours. (6) If you created a deadly disease, what would you call it? -Hersyphilaitus X (7) What should you be doing right now? -Leaving (8) If this were Southpark, what character do you think you'd be? -Kenny (9) What occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? -Archmage(I was very disappointed by the lack of innate magic within my body) (10) What happened to those dreams? -Reality (11) Describe the last dream you can remember. -I was in a heating debate over a subject that didn't actually make any sense. (12) If you were a supermodel, which supermodel would you be? -The only straight male model. (13) If you had to live in a hole, what kind of creature would you be? -A male ant. (14) If you could have one thing right now, what would it be and why? -a whole lotta money, so I wouldn't have to ever work again. (15) Name one thing about you that embarrasses you. -No. (16) Do you usually walk around your house with sandals or barefoot? -I try to have shoes so that I can better run away from the junk monster. (17) Have you ever gotten something you really wanted but thought you wouldn't get? -I'm typing this on it right now. (18) Name one thing you are presently excited about or fascinated by. -You really don't want me to do that. -------------------- "I don't understand a word you just said. Try speaking American. It's the only language I understand." Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00 |
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written Friday, April 20 2007 03:26
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With some effort, James regained his composer and surveyed his surroundings. "Now, this makes this more interesting," James commented out loud, "No good will come from this turn of..." Before he could finish his sentence was overwhelmed by strange new visions filling his head, though for only a brief moment. "Well, I stand corrected," James stated, "We're all in some serious trouble here. More so than I ever would have expected. Oh well, I guess it just comes with the territory..." Without a word after the monologue, James laid his hands upon the wounded, trying to heal them to extend his most powerful healing magics would allow. -------------------- "I don't understand a word you just said. Try speaking American. It's the only language I understand." Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00 |
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written Friday, April 20 2007 02:51
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No. James isn't bisexual. Contrary to popular belief, it's not a requirement for being a love god. And as far as the ugly women are concerned... James has the ability to make a woman more beautiful just be poking her(much cooler than raining hellfire from the sky). Btw. James isn't without some offensive capabilities. [ Friday, April 20, 2007 03:40: Message edited by: LF ] -------------------- "I don't understand a word you just said. Try speaking American. It's the only language I understand." Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00 |
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written Friday, April 20 2007 02:46
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Blasphemy. Installing the OS should require hours of intensive labor and blood sacrifices to Zakk Wylde.... Much like how opening the case should take half the day(minimum) after a full week of dark rituals in worship of Hello Kitty while listening to the Best of Journey nonstop. What?! Don't look at me like that! I don't make the rules, I just tell them to people. -------------------- "I don't understand a word you just said. Try speaking American. It's the only language I understand." Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00 |
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written Thursday, April 19 2007 15:40
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quote:Lies. It's the OS on the Apple II and you know it -------------------- "I don't understand a word you just said. Try speaking American. It's the only language I understand." Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00 |
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written Thursday, April 19 2007 15:38
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I'm now officially confused by why this posted like that... come to think of it, it's probly cause the quote button is right next to the edit one... oh well... [ Friday, April 20, 2007 02:56: Message edited by: LF ] -------------------- "I don't understand a word you just said. Try speaking American. It's the only language I understand." Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00 |
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written Thursday, April 19 2007 15:35
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"Something like that," James responded, "to put it simply. I'm stuck here. Can't get home. Don't ask why, because I don't know. So I either need to get out of this place or set up shop. Either way, it means I have to deal with the deities... Speaking of which, Noric, you really shouldn't lie to me. I know you're a god, but your not the only one in this room, now are you" -------------------- "I don't understand a word you just said. Try speaking American. It's the only language I understand." Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00 |
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written Thursday, April 19 2007 15:18
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I think James could take out the entire Mage Nation... and by Mage Nation, I mean, its female population... and by take out, I mean on a date. Now, no nation can survive very long without the female portion of its population... actual, raw power is highly over-rated. -------------------- "I don't understand a word you just said. Try speaking American. It's the only language I understand." Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00 |
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written Thursday, April 19 2007 01:28
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Well, to RP, you must have experience in one of the following: Liberal Arts, C Movies on the Scifi Channel, or Blind Guardian Also, you must have no experience whatsoever in the following field: having a relationship with someone of the opposite sex. Also, if Nalyd/(Seoth) is straight forward enough with my guy and will help serve my guy's ultimate purposes, Seoth will learn to love the Life Creation Guy. -------------------- "I don't understand a word you just said. Try speaking American. It's the only language I understand." Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00 |
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written Thursday, April 19 2007 01:02
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quote:Why indeed... -------------------- "I don't understand a word you just said. Try speaking American. It's the only language I understand." Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00 |
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written Tuesday, April 17 2007 17:00
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I blame it on the simple fact that white people are stupid. -------------------- "I don't understand a word you just said. Try speaking American. It's the only language I understand." Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00 |
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written Tuesday, April 17 2007 16:27
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Don't quit. Just find something for your god to do -------------------- "I don't understand a word you just said. Try speaking American. It's the only language I understand." Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00 |
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written Tuesday, April 17 2007 09:14
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sad sad sad -------------------- "I don't understand a word you just said. Try speaking American. It's the only language I understand." Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00 |
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written Tuesday, April 17 2007 08:12
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quote:Nah. That's okay. I prefer to take a management stand on issues -------------------- "I don't understand a word you just said. Try speaking American. It's the only language I understand." Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00 |
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written Tuesday, April 17 2007 08:07
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"Well, that's really simple," James replied, "I am James the... er, I'm James. I do, um, stuff. And as in stuff, I mean occasionally pick a random group of people to hang out with and assist them. That's my hobby. And to answer why you need me... If you are what I think you might be, than you don't. If you aren't, then you do. It's that simple. Ultimately, either way, I'm still useful to you. I'm going to level with you. The real issue here is in what way you will be useful to me. So now the question I must ask is 'Why do you want to know about the deities?'" -------------------- "I don't understand a word you just said. Try speaking American. It's the only language I understand." Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00 |
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written Tuesday, April 17 2007 07:37
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Kinda makes me miss the olden days where we just started in an Inn and worked our way up from there. -------------------- "I don't understand a word you just said. Try speaking American. It's the only language I understand." Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00 |
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written Tuesday, April 17 2007 07:35
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quote:Yep, almost makes me with I had a Mac with OSX... Almost -------------------- "I don't understand a word you just said. Try speaking American. It's the only language I understand." Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00 |
