Some of us just aren't too bright...
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Too Sexy for my Title
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written Tuesday, April 17 2007 09:05
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College (or Law School) does NOT make you smart. And... I just didn't think it through!! My favorites would have to be Runner up #6, #8, and of course: Q: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?" A: "No" Q: "Did you check for blood pressure?" A: "NO" Q: "Did you check for breathing?" A: "No" Q: "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?" A: "No" Q: "How can you be sure Doctor?" A: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar." Q: "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?" A: "It is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere." Posts: 1035 | Registered: Friday, April 1 2005 08:00 |
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Guardian
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written Tuesday, April 17 2007 09:14
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sad sad sad -------------------- "I don't understand a word you just said. Try speaking American. It's the only language I understand." Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00 |
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Agent
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written Tuesday, April 17 2007 11:02
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I love the one about the guy who got sent to jail for arson after lighting his cigars. That's justice... -------------------- "I can't read this thread with that image. But then, that's not a complaint." -Scorpius Geneforge 4 stuff. Also, everything I know about Avernum | Avernum 2 | Avernum 3 | Avernum 4 Posts: 1104 | Registered: Monday, March 10 2003 08:00 |
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Lifecrafter
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written Tuesday, April 17 2007 12:42
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I've seen that last one. -------------------- You Shall Die Laughing: http://www.worfthecat.ermarian.net/converted The Roost: www.roost01.proboards104.com. Birds of a feather flock together. Posts: 794 | Registered: Thursday, July 27 2006 07:00 |
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Warrior
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written Tuesday, April 17 2007 14:59
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The criminals these days... -------------------- "640K ought to be enough for anybody." -- Bill Gates, 1981 "But what ... is it good for?" --Engineer at the Advanced Computing Systems Division of IBM, 1968, commenting on the microchip. Posts: 152 | Registered: Monday, November 6 2006 08:00 |
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Guardian
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written Tuesday, April 17 2007 17:00
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I blame it on the simple fact that white people are stupid. -------------------- "I don't understand a word you just said. Try speaking American. It's the only language I understand." Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00 |
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Agent
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written Tuesday, April 17 2007 17:47
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quote:Insert any other color and you'd be called a racist. Not that I really disagree, I'm just sayin'. :P -------------------- "Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05 "Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley Posts: 1001 | Registered: Tuesday, August 19 2003 07:00 |
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Shaper
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written Tuesday, April 17 2007 18:11
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Woooooo! Dallas is Done! [ Tuesday, April 17, 2007 18:14: Message edited by: VCH ] -------------------- The Knight Between Posts. Posts: 2395 | Registered: Friday, November 2 2001 08:00 |
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Law Bringer
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written Tuesday, April 17 2007 20:18
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What evidence do you have that most or even any of the quoted individuals are white? —Alorael, who thinks internet people are stupid. He can back up that claim, too, and he would if Aran hadn't beaten him to it. Posts: 14579 | Registered: Saturday, December 1 2001 08:00 |
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Law Bringer
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written Wednesday, April 18 2007 11:52
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quote:Where did I back that up? -------------------- Encyclopaedia Ermariana • Forum Archives • Forum Statistics • RSS [Topic / Forum] My Blog • Polaris • I eat novels for breakfast. Polaris is dead, long live Polaris. Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair. Posts: 8752 | Registered: Wednesday, May 14 2003 07:00 |
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Infiltrator
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written Wednesday, April 18 2007 12:25
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quote::rolleyes: Oh you mods and your petty rivalries... -------------------- 5.0.1.0.0.0.0.1.0... Posts: 508 | Registered: Thursday, May 29 2003 07:00 |
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Law Bringer
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written Wednesday, April 18 2007 12:37
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Proof. —Alorael, who admits that backing up and archiving aren't quite the same. They're close enough, though. Posts: 14579 | Registered: Saturday, December 1 2001 08:00 |
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Lifecrafter
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written Wednesday, April 18 2007 12:45
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Rivalry. How refreshing. -------------------- You Shall Die Laughing: http://www.worfthecat.ermarian.net/converted The Roost: www.roost01.proboards104.com. Birds of a feather flock together. Posts: 794 | Registered: Thursday, July 27 2006 07:00 |