Some of us just aren't too bright...

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College (or Law School) does NOT make you smart.

And...
I just didn't think it through!!

My favorites would have to be Runner up #6, #8, and of course:
Q: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?"
A: "No"
Q: "Did you check for blood pressure?"
A: "NO"
Q: "Did you check for breathing?"
A: "No"
Q: "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?"
A: "No"
Q: "How can you be sure Doctor?"
A: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar."
Q: "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?"
A: "It is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere."
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Guardian
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sad sad sad

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Agent
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I love the one about the guy who got sent to jail for arson after lighting his cigars. That's justice...

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I've seen that last one.

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Warrior
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The criminals these days...

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Guardian
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I blame it on the simple fact that white people are stupid.

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Agent
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quote:
Originally written by LF:

white people are stupid.
Insert any other color and you'd be called a racist.

Not that I really disagree, I'm just sayin'. :P

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Shaper
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Woooooo! Dallas is Done!

[ Tuesday, April 17, 2007 18:14: Message edited by: VCH ]

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What evidence do you have that most or even any of the quoted individuals are white?

—Alorael, who thinks internet people are stupid. He can back up that claim, too, and he would if Aran hadn't beaten him to it.
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Law Bringer
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quote:
Originally written by Pallson:

What evidence do you have that most or even any of the quoted individuals are white?

—Alorael, who thinks internet people are stupid. He can back up that claim, too, and he would if Aran hadn't beaten him to it.

Where did I back that up?

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quote:
Originally written by Dr. Johann Georg Faust:

quote:
Originally written by Pallson:

What evidence do you have that most or even any of the quoted individuals are white?

—Alorael, who thinks internet people are stupid. He can back up that claim, too, and he would if Aran hadn't beaten him to it.

Where did I back that up?

:rolleyes: Oh you mods and your petty rivalries...

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Posts: 508 | Registered: Thursday, May 29 2003 07:00
Law Bringer
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Proof.

—Alorael, who admits that backing up and archiving aren't quite the same. They're close enough, though.
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Rivalry. How refreshing.

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